Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

I am Thor, son of Odin.

Because the Frost Giants invaded Asgard to steal the Frost Box... and failed.

Being invaded, how can you bear it?

I proposed to my father, God King Odin, to go to Jotunheim, the country of the Frost Giants.

However, Odin refused, and said that I was just a barbaric warrior who only wanted to use force to fight, and was not worthy of being a king at all.

I feel very lost.

But my brother Rocky comforted me and encouraged me to prove myself with actions.

I think my brother is right.

Then, I took my brother and a few capable men and ran to Jotunheim, the kingdom of the Frost Giants, using the Rainbow Bridge secretly, in an attempt to show the glory of Asgard with a victory.

Start playing!

Here we go!

We didn't fight.

We retreated.

We are overtaken.

To die, to die...

Fortunately, my father arrived in time and frightened the frost giant, and then took our group away from Jotunheim.

After returning to Asgard, I, who had just returned with the soldiers who escaped death, did not receive any courtesy. Instead, I was convicted of breaking the peace agreement between Asgard and Jotunheim, which resulted in my being deprived of my divine power and sentenced to death. Banished to Midgard, the so-called "mortal world", also known as - Earth!

........

Thor, who was expelled to Midgard, was extremely uncomfortable. Thor felt that this moment was the most uncomfortable in his life.

But soon, a "iron monster" that suddenly ran towards him broke Thor's "uncomfortable record".

Well, the only thing more uncomfortable than "being deprived of divine power and expelled from the mortal world" is "being deprived of divine power and expelled from the mortal world and then immediately hit by a powerful off-road vehicle"...

After waking up, Thor felt extremely uncomfortable. He turned his sadness into appetite, and brutally slaughtered the owner of the car that knocked him unconscious.

Thor was eating, but at this moment, he suddenly heard an amazing news from two chatting diners in the restaurant.

After hearing the news, Tolton lost his appetite. He just ate eight pieces of two-hundred-gram steaks, three cups of coffee with milk and sugar, and five and a half pounds of bread to fill him up, and he couldn't eat any more.

what news?

Milnir actually came to Earth with him!

Thor was instantly excited!

Sure enough, my father loves me. He expelled me from the mortal world just to give an explanation to the other realms. After all, he couldn't bear to part with me, so he sent Mjolnir to my side!

Thor firmly believes that as long as he gets Mjolnir, his divine power will definitely return!

The day the hammer comes into use, the day the hammer... comes back!

That must be the case!

Just when Thor thought he was going to die of old age in Midgard as a mortal, he suddenly got the hope of returning to Asgard, and he didn't want to have the slightest doubt about this hope.

After learning the whereabouts of Mjolnir, Thor excitedly

He strode out of the restaurant and rushed towards Mjolnir's location.

But soon, a dazzling thunder burst from the sky...

"No------!!!!"

......

That night, half past ten.

A bar in a small town.

"No, it won't be like this. Mjolnir can't accept anyone else except me. It's impossible!"

Thor looked sad, holding a large wine glass in one hand, while holding the hand of an old man who came with Jane Foster, and cried.

Well, cry, Thor's age is still a baby in the life span of Asgardians, so he naturally has the right to cry.

After hearing Thor's words, the people around them all looked here, looking at Thor's head with sympathy in their eyes...

It seems to be green.

The old man is the leader of Jane's research work on this trip. His name is Eric Schavig, a famous doctor of astronomy and physics.

At this time, Dr. Savage was looking helpless, but seeing Thor was so sad, drinking from the morning until now, he finally couldn't help subconsciously wanting to comfort him.

But just as the old man was about to speak, at this moment, Thor suddenly raised his head to drink, drank the beer in the one-liter glass in one breath, and then interrupted the old man's thoughts of persuading others with a full belch .

The persuasive words that the old man had just thought of were wiped out by the belch.

What did I just want to say?

"One more drink!" Thor yelled, and then slammed the glass on the ground.

Then, Jane, the old man, and Jane's intern Lucy, the three just watched Thor drink a few more liters of wine, and smashed a few wine glasses again.

Thor blushed and shouted again: "One more drink!"

Bar owner: "No more."

Thor frowned: "Is the wine gone?"

Bar owner: "The cup is gone. I bought all the big wine glasses in the supermarket in the small town, and you broke them all."

Hearing this, Thor also lost interest in continuing to drink in an instant. The way of drinking without throwing the glass is soulless.

Then, Thor stood up from his seat at the bar, turned around, and took steps...

Jane called, "Hey! Where are you going?"

Thor drunkenly replied: "Even...even if Mjolnir...accepts someone else, I will definitely make her...change her mind. She is mine!"

After speaking, Thor walked towards the door aggressively.

Seeing this, the bar owner immediately shouted: "Hey! You haven't paid yet!"

The two security guards at the entrance of the bar immediately blocked the door sensiblely after hearing this.

After Jane saw this scene, she was worried that Thor would be beaten by the security guards, so she hurriedly said to the bar owner, "I'll pay for his money, how much is it."

The bar owner smacked his lips: "It's $900 after wiping off a zero."

Jane who just took out her wallet was shocked: "900 dollars! He just drank beer from the beginning to the end! How can he drink 900 dollars?!"

Bar owner: "The drink costs 200 dollars, and the rest is the money for the glass and the labor fee for cleaning the debris from the glass."

simple:"......"

After a moment of silence, Jane obediently took out the money from her wallet and handed it to the bar owner.

There's no way, she was the one who made someone stupid, and she has to be responsible.

The bar owner got the money, counted it once, put it away, and said, "Not enough."

Jane quit immediately: "I have already given you $900!"

Bar owner: "Yes, you gave $900, but now it's not that price anymore, you still have to give me $3000."

Jane: "Why?!"

"You have to pay the security guards for medical expenses, mental damage expenses, lost work expenses, etc." After speaking, the bar pointed behind Jane.

Jane looked back and saw that Thor had long disappeared. The two security guards who were blocking the door were lying on the ground holding their stomachs and rolling their eyes. Their bodies were twitching...

Jane's expression collapsed instantly.

My purse!

.......

After paying the money with heartache, Jane, Lucy, and Savage drove to catch up with Thor.

After the three caught up with Thor, they kept persuading each other in the car.

However, the drunken Thor ignored the shouts of the three at all, but kept running towards the location of Mjolnir that he had learned in the morning.

However, the wisdom possessed by the drunken Thor was that he did not realize that if someone could pick up Mjolnir, then Mjolnir would almost % be taken away. In this way, he would not be able to return to the original place at all. location to find his hammer.

But fortunately, the person who can pick up Mjolnir is also an unconventional guy...

Therefore, the hammer that was supposed to be taken away was still there at this time, but its "position" changed from being stuck on the ground to "lying on its side" under the ax handle close to the ground.

Zhou Youping: The hammer that doesn't give me face is not allowed to stand so high!