StarCraft breaks through American comics

"Of course, these re-enactments can only provide us with some daily jokes. The current German army... I think they are all a bunch of federal fat chickens. I hope they will transform into three German eagles, and that's about it. I have seen the Ministry of Defense before A survey report found that the military of most of the United States’ allies in developed countries has an increasingly serious obesity problem.” Even the United States itself is the same, and the United States actually does not have much qualifications to laugh at other allies.

(It seems that this is because the American side uses too much corn syrup as an additive in food, but this thing has become a very complete industrial interest chain, and the scope of interests involved is so wide that it is basically difficult to have it. What has changed?)

"But the problem is, not only them, but we also have similar problems. The Ministry of National Defense has held many meetings and discussions on this reason, but in the end they were unable to discuss any effective solutions." I heard Xia Yan mention the Ministry of National Defense , Rhodes added what he knew.

But it would be useless for them to discuss it again, unless they plan to map out all the capitalists in the relevant interest chain.

……

in the Milky Way at the same time.

Zeratul is driving the Void Seeker rapidly through the star space.

He succeeded, and the Power Stone was successfully taken by him.

The response to Star-Lord and his gang's trick was a cold void lightning strike from the Dark Master.

Then a group of Dark Templar warriors suddenly appeared and searched them.

This happened just a few months ago...

At that time, Yondu had just taken over a job from an intermediary to find the cosmic spirit ball.

He discovered that this mission was actually completely duplicate of the mission that the Dark Templar entrusted him with before.

At the same time, he also found out that there were other people who were also searching for the whereabouts of that thing.

In the middle of this... is there any special reason why so many people are flocking to that thing?

The Dark Templar and the boss behind the agency both want that thing, does that mean he can still have the courage to play both sides in order to make a small profit through bargaining?

But when he thought of the elusive Dark Templar, Yondu felt troubled.

What if the other person is angered and stabs him directly?

This issue must be considered.

He had been a predator for so many years that he had a good understanding of the psychology of most types of clients.

How can he get as many benefits as possible without irritating the other party?

Yondu felt troubled.

He has to think about it.

But while he was still thinking about it, Star-Lord, this funny guy, found this so-called cosmic spirit ball in the ruins of the abandoned planet Morag.

He discovered this sphere that exuded a magnificent and dreamy purple light in a ruins that had gone through wars and vicissitudes of life.

It is protected by a shield that is still very intact.

It's just that this idiot who is always laughing and joking all day long doesn't know what this weird-looking thing actually means.

Until he turned around and ran into a group of heavily armed Kree.

Then this seemingly unreliable (actually unreliable) idiot teased the Nakri officer and fled with the Power Stone.

The angry Kree Empire soldiers kept firing at him, but failed to shoot down Star-Lord's spaceship.

After finally ending his confinement and returning to the accusation team, Ronan was thinking of ways to find this thing. Now that he had resumed his position as the highest accuser in the accusing regiment, he could once again lead the army.

The power of this legendary power gem is enough for him to completely destroy Xandar and the Nova Legion countless times, completely end this ancient war, and avenge his ancestors who died in this sacred battlefield.

He will never accept the so-called peace agreement reached by the supreme wisdom and the other party, absolutely.

After he destroyed Xandar and eliminated the Nova Corps, he went to the Tyranids to avenge those damn Tyranids (however, the humans who were at war with his troops did not actually live on the earth...).

Although several previous defeats against the Tyranids had left Ronan in the shoes of those who hated him, the Accuser was now ready to return to the battlefield, and he didn't particularly care about the noise.

At least he is still the top accuser, and the accusing team can listen to his orders at any time, which is enough.

It's a pity that today's mission was not successful, and the things have been taken away by Star-Lord.

And the pursuer Klass has returned in defeat.

At this moment, Star-Lord was still arguing with Yondu on the phone.

Yondu wants the ball, but Star-Lord thinks he wants a ball, and he just hangs up on Yondu.

Yongdu was so angry that he almost died in Bengbu.

He didn't know why he wanted to save this stupid brat in the first place, instead of letting his group of wild beasts eat him, or handing him over to the monster Egg directly.

Perhaps sympathy for his brothers and sisters who died tragically? Maybe he felt involuntary disgust towards monsters like Egg? Maybe he... never mind, he didn't know what to say.

But today... Quill, uncle, I am really going to be angry.

He directly issued a reward of yuan to bring Quill back alive.

And Star-Lord had already flown to Xandar by himself, taking a girl with him (well, actually he didn't know that the girl was still on the ship).

Perhaps because he has lived in a galaxy filled with all kinds of weird aliens for too long, Quill's taste for funny is indeed strong enough. No matter whether it is red, green or blue, as long as it is a woman who can see through it, he All comers are welcome.

For example, this red-skinned alien girl he brought with him.

The guy didn't know it yet, but Rocket, who was waiting to take the job not far away, had already set his sights on him.

After Rocket opened the tablet, he realized that this predator (?) who looked like a fool (actually he was) was actually so valuable.

A total of yuan, which is a lot of money.

(Blizzard Hearthstone Team:) We're going to get rich! (Battlecry: Hide all unprofitable gameplay).

He was about to follow him, but found that this idiot Groot was drinking water from the fountain again.

Rocket was speechless.

Forget it, I won’t bother caring about what water Groot drinks from now on.

It's better to get the yuan first.

A moment later, inside the broker's shop.

Quill brought the cosmic spirit ball to the broker alone, trying to monopolize the mission reward.

He didn't know yet that Yondu didn't intend to hand over this thing in a hurry, but planned to wait for a price with the Dark Templar and the broker.

Before the benefits have been accumulated to the maximum, Quill, a fool, is eager to get rid of things.

But when the broker heard Ronan's name, his expression immediately changed.

No one wants to compete with the leader of the Kree Empire's military.

And Ronan's name is very famous throughout Xandar because of his warlikeness and cruelty.

He returned the ball to the confused Star-Lord without any explanation, and pushed him out of the door.

……

Yondu's Marauder flagship, in his private cabin.

After a brief lecture, Yondu drove all his men out and sat alone in a daze.

He turned on his communicator and started checking the progress of the wanted bastard Quill.

Someone took the job, and someone was close to Quill.

It's a good thing, so he doesn't have to take the risk of being arrested by the nosy guys from the Nova Corps to deal with that brat.

I hope nothing will happen to him.

No matter how famous the Marauders are, they are nothing more than a group of pirates.

A force like the Nova Empire that can operate on the surface of the galaxy is not something they can easily provoke.

He is now thinking, should he inform the other side?

Yondu took out the communicator that the Dark Templar left for him, hesitated, and pressed the only button.

……

"Experimental Subject No. 89P13, put down your weapons!" The Nova Corps used the gravity beams of their fighter planes to arrest everyone who had just brazenly brawled, robbed, and kidnapped in the square.

"Oh, damn." Rocket could only drop the weapon helplessly.

If that damn woman hadn't appeared out of nowhere, he would have been counting the bounty Yondu paid by now.

Star-Lord even knows their captain.

It's not because they are friends, but because Star-Lord was caught by the other party when he was committing petty theft before. This time he entered the palace for the second time. No, it was more than the second time.

Of course, perhaps because of this, Star-Lord was escorted by Nova Legion soldiers instead of being captured by fighter jets using gravity beams.

After all, they are already acquaintances.

When he was imprisoned for identity verification, Quill committed the most crimes, including one fraud, two drunken riots, one fight, and one molestation of the Duchess of Gramercy.

Of course, in terms of the number of crimes committed, he is still inferior to Rocket and Groot. The criminal records of these two idiots include causing serious injury three times, fifteen hit-and-run accidents, and three illegal employment practices.

"What a bunch of cosmic hooligans, send them to Klin Prison." The centurion who was responsible for handling them couldn't stand it anymore.

A bunch of garbage people got together.

Therefore, the four of them...no, I should say four creatures, were all sent to the Nova Legion's highest-security Klin Prison for causing trouble in the capital of the Nova Empire.

This place is located in a very dense cluster of giant asteroids. The extremely dense asteroids make it difficult for large spacecraft to approach, thus eliminating the possibility of prison escape.

Unless the other party has the leisure to clean it up slowly.

But before that, the Nova Corps will definitely transfer the prisoners and will not give any chance to those who want to break the prison.

In their opinion, those who were thrown into this prison were basically hopeless criminals, the most notorious criminals in the galaxy.

Of course, Rocket, Groot, and Quill shouldn't be that bad, they can only be regarded as Zhou Mou (Zhou Mou has gone home to farm, others would rather farm than work) level recidivists.

But Gamora's previous actions can never be washed away.

She is a person who can unite a group of villains who usually dislike each other to denounce them.

In the Great Carina Nebula.

Zeratul, who returned to the forward base to replenish supplies and energy, received the report.

There’s news about the Power Stone.

Yondu said that he found the ball exactly as they described it, except that the ball was not in his hands for the time being and he needed their help to get it.

"Dark Priest, I know these barbaric pirates are unreliable." A young Dark Templar couldn't help complaining.

Zeratul didn't care. He never expected those pirates to be reliable, so he was not disappointed. "But at least we have got the news, and that is enough. Brothers, we must capture it, and we must not let it go." It has fallen into the hands of some terrible madman. The shadows will see us through to victory, so prepare for action, brothers."