This dragon ball is poisonous

"Bah, bah, who would monitor such a boring thing at night? What a fool, and that's not what I'm monitoring, it's time, it's time." The King of Hours said angrily.

"Will time monitor itself? And leave images?" Lapis asked.

"Of course, time is omnipotent." Chronoa said.

"Everyone will have a record?" Lapis asked.

Chronoa shook her head: "Of course that's impossible. Only events that affect the trajectory of time are recorded here."

"Yes, if everyone has records and files, then the universe is so big, the population base is so large, your workload is too big, and there is no room for such files here. Hey, let me tell you, we should keep up with the times. Jujin has changed all these files into iPad format. You see, there are so many files in this whole house. It is not convenient at all and it is very dazzling." Lapis rolled up the files in his hand. , said thoughtfully.

"ipad? What is that?" The King of Time obviously didn't know.

"You are too backward as a Kaioshin at this time. The iPad is a tablet computer, only as big as two palms, but it can put all the files in this room into it, and it will be very convenient to check. ." Lapis explained.

"Ah, there is such a thing?" The King of Time thought it was incredible.

"You are such an outdated god." Lapis was helpless.

"You... hateful guy!" Chronoa was about to be pissed off by him.

After a pause, she continued: "Huh, because of you, the history of this universe has become different. It's all because of you. What do you think I should do? You stinky guy who disrupts time and space."

"What should I do? How do I know what to do? Then do you change it when you say it will change? This is the original appearance of this universe. Maybe the history you see is just a dream, or it may be in other time and space. It's just history." Lapis said, he would not admit these messy things. It is said that disturbing time and space is a serious crime, so it is even more impossible to admit it.

He has his own set of crooked theories, not to mention that now he has become the God of Time.

This is the trajectory of his life. Where does the idea of ​​disrupting time and space come from?

Ha ha……

Lapis rolled up the scroll in his hand, put it back to its original position, and then took out another scroll and opened it.

Ai Ji XX year.

Both of their parents were dead, and the two sisters, Lazili Lapis, who depended on each other for life, were captured alive by people sent by Dr. Gero while they were sleeping. They were tied up and brought back to Dr. Gero's laboratory, where they began to conduct inhuman experiments on artificial human technology.

The siblings were brainwashed, injected with genetic enhancement fluid, implanted with chips and energy furnaces, installed bombs, and performed various horrific operations. However, the siblings survived by chance, and then they were born out of nowhere.

Lapis was silent: "..."

There was no fluctuation in his heart, it was like watching the Dragon Ball animation again...

"He is really good at sophistry." The King of Time said with a flat mouth.

"That's how it is. I am the God of Time. You said I changed history? What is history? History is what happened in the past. I ask myself that I haven't changed anything. If you insist on saying that I have changed anything, then I'm sorry. This is what should happen in this world, and the history you talk about is just your imagination, or other parallel worlds, or else it is bullshit." Lapis said.

The King of Time was speechless, and there was nothing that could be done against him.

Lapis read a few more scrolls and then left the [Event Room].

He looked at the light yellow Tokitori standing on the shoulder of the King of Time, and reached out to touch Tokitori. Sensing danger, Tokitori flapped its wings to escape, but Lapis's hand speed was too fast, even if Tokitori Even with the power of time, he couldn't escape from Lapis' clutches. He was grabbed by Lapis, and he was stroking her back and forth with both hands, with a look of satisfaction on his face.

"Ah, don't do this." Toki no Kaio God stood on tiptoes and looked at Toki Totori with a look of sympathy on his face.

Lapis picked up the bird and walked to another place.

Seeing the Shishi Bird struggling, Lapis gave it a slap on the head.

Struggle... again.

woohoo~

Crack again.

"Be honest." Lapis scolded, staring at Tokitori.

Shishiniao's heart is full of grievances. It is a divine bird that promotes the order of time. When has it ever suffered such grievances?

"squeak……"

"Pa, don't scream."

Can't you just call me?

What kind of god of time is this guy? He's obviously a bandit.

Shishi Niao's vision went dark, and he felt that he had no hope for the future of Niao Sheng.

Alone and helpless.

Feeling that the bird in his hand had calmed down, Lapis nodded with satisfaction and walked into a place similar to a spiritual time room.

Here, the rhythm of time is changed. One day outside is already 10 years inside.

The flow of time is ten times faster than the spiritual time room on the Earth's Temple of Heaven.

Soon, Lapis walked around the Nest of Time.

"Okay, I've finished reading. Thank you for taking me to visit your home." Lapis said to the King of Time, Shinto.

As soon as Lapis let go, the bird immediately spread its wings and was about to fly away, but was pinched by Lapis again.

Weak and helpless

Lapis let go of his hand again, and this time he didn't even want to fly anymore.

"Aha..."

Lapis smiled and threw the bird into the air.

huh?

Shishiniao woke up from his daze and saw that he was in mid-air. He immediately fled with a hiss, flew to the big tree, stuck his head out from the leaves, and stared at Lapis fearfully, fearing that he would suddenly have a mental illness again. Catch it and use it as a cat.

"Are you so reluctant to leave me?" Lapis looked up at it.

This made Shishiniao so frightened that he lost all his hair and fled to a higher place without even daring to look at it.

The King of Time also opened his mouth and didn't know what to say.

Did I invite you to come see my home?

I want to call you over to criticize you and make you realize your mistakes.

Who knew it would become like this?

"Goodbye, kid, I'll be back." Lapis reached out and rubbed the pink hair of the King of Time, then disappeared with a "swish" and returned to Earth.

The King of Time was so angry that he stamped his feet.

……

Back and forth, most of the day has passed.

He had previously planned to work harder at night, but Lapis didn't want to break his promise and decided to return to Earth.

It was already evening by this time.

Lapis returns to Huanhai Villa.

Yui is busy in the kitchen.

Rachel and Lanqi sat on the sofa in rows and watched TV.

Lapis walked into the living room.

I glanced sideways at the program on TV. It was a romantic TV series, which was not interesting at all. The two eldest ladies watched it with gusto.

The entertainment in this world is too backward. Compared with the previous life, music and movies are not even worse than 01:30.

So much so that Lapis doesn't like the movies and TV dramas currently being broadcast on TV at all.

The music I listened to was also copied from a USB flash drive I bought from the system store.

Seeing Lapis, Lizzie rolled her eyes, and Lan Qi said softly: "You're back."

"Ah."

"What kind of rubbish TV series is this? I will come up with a script another day and find someone to make some good TV series for you to watch."

Lapis walked towards the sofa, Lan Qi moved her butt to the side, and Lapis naturally sat down between the two of them.

"Just you? Can that be okay?" Lazlie glanced at him.

Lan Qi's eyes sparkled: "Really?"

"Hey, there's nothing I can't do."

Lapis spoke loudly and confidently.

"Hey, let's not talk about this, Lapis, have you really become the god of time? What kind of god is this? I feel like I am in a dream, and my brother has actually become a god." La Zili said.

Lapis said: "He is the god who controls time."

"how to say……"

Lapis rolled his eyes, picked up an apple on the table and put it in his hand.

"Look at..."

Lan Qi and Lazlie looked at the apple in his hand.

The apple in Lapis's hand was shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon became moldy and smelly, with black and gray pili growing out.

Lan Qi and La Zili couldn't help but cover their noses.

"Look again."

Lapis said as the apple changed again.

It looked back from the rotten state, gradually became fuller, and in the blink of an eye it became back again, even fresher, as if it had just been picked from the fruit tree.

"..." X2

"This is just a little trick of mine, like a hair on a cow."

……