This dragon ball is poisonous

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Beerus wants to kill him?

Beerus asked Lapis to kill him?

Beerus has indeed regarded him as a pawn, and now he is going to discard him... No, is he going to be wiped out?

The more Frieza thought about it, the paler his face became. His heart was turbulent and he could not calm down.

The Kurdish king was not much better, and his heart was as despairing.

If Beerus really wants to obliterate Frieza, then Kurd will be just a convenience.

As for why Beerus wanted to use the hands of others to kill him, there is nothing strange about this. This is not the first time Beerus has done such an operation.

Run away?

Can't escape?

It's just that Lapis didn't mean to kill them.

Let's see what Lapis said.

The inner drama between father and son was really rich in this second.

Just listen to Lapis say: "Not yet."

In fact, Lapis was quite uneasy at this time.

If Whis and Beerus knew that he was on Frieza's planet without killing Frieza, things would be more complicated.

But Lapis knew that what he said was wrong and he chose to reply simply.

"Okay, see you tomorrow," Weiss said, cutting off the screen neatly. He probably didn't care much about this kind of thing.

Lapis breathed a sigh of relief, Frieza and the Kurd King were also relieved, but they looked at Lapis with even more awe.

All the escape and betrayal plans that he had thought of before were rejected at this moment.

At this time, they just wanted to hug Lapis' thigh tightly and say: Help.Or let me go.

However, that is Lord Beerus’ order, can it really be violated?

Thinking of this, the father and son's hearts froze again.

It just depends on when Lapis will knock their heads off.

Woohoo.

"Cough cough..."

Lapis coughed to attract everyone's attention, looked at Frieza and said, "You heard it too, Lord Beerus asked me to kill you."

really.Coming?Frieza's face turned pale: "Can you let me go?"

"You also know what kind of person Lord Beerus is...well, maybe what kind of god he is? If I want to disobey his orders, I will have to take a big risk."

"but……"

You should finish it quickly and don't lose your breath. Frieza's heart was agitated by him.

"But since you are doing something for me, I will find a way."

The implication is that you can let it go?

Frieza and the Kurd King's eyes lit up, feeling that they could still save something.

Frieza and the Kurdish King stood up nervously, "Sorry for the trouble, King Lapis, private Marseille."

Ahem, there's a bit of a drama.

At this moment, Frieza still has no majesty as the emperor of the universe.

Lapis thought to himself, let Frieza be the tool first, and he would find an opportunity to bribe Beerus with delicious food. Then he would ask for mercy. If that didn't work... then send Frieza to heaven to be accompanied by flowers.

If you have no choice, just ask Shenlong to help you come back.

After all, Frieza is also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves, and there is nothing wrong with going to see the Kingdom of Heaven.

This is a blessing.

"Let's go back to Earth first." Lapis said.

Sure enough, the earth exists, but it has been hidden by Lapis using special means.Frieza thought to himself.

"Master, what about me?" Qiu Yi asked.He somewhat wanted to follow him to Earth.

After being exposed, the young man was under heavy pressure and was not very comfortable getting along with Frieza.

"You stay here." Lapis didn't want him to follow him to Earth. It was useless for Qiu Yi to go to Earth. It would be more appropriate for him to stay with Frieza.

Qiu Yi accepted it silently, not daring to raise objections.

"Let's go."

Everyone held each other's hands, and Lapis used teleportation again to return to Earth.

Qiu Yi and Frieza were left looking at each other.

……

After returning to Earth.

Lapis ordered someone to find a collection of jokes.

"Lapis, shall I go with you?" Razlie said.

"Yeah, that's fine." Lapis thought that he hadn't taken his sister to Northern Kaiwang yet, and nodded in agreement.

"I want to go too." Lan Qi said, with a longing expression on her face.

Seeing her cute appearance, Lapis raised his hand and slapped her head, "It's not that I won't let you go, it's that you really can't go. The gravity there is 10 times that of the Earth. Unlike Planet Frieza, ordinary people can't adapt. of."

At this moment, Lan Qi wanted to practice more than at other times.

……

Lapis and Razri arrive at Northern Kaiou.

The Northern King was sitting on a wicker chair, covering his mouth and laughing. He didn't know what happy thing happened to him. Gulegli and Barbrus were jumping around chasing a butterfly.

As for why there is a butterfly here, and why this butterfly can withstand 10 times the gravity, Lapis did not find out. After all, it is a two-dimensional painting style, and anything can happen. This may be a fighting butterfly.

Razili looked around curiously, and her eyes lit up when she saw Gulegli and Barbrus.

Lapis walked over, and the North Kaio King looked over and kept laughing like "oh ho ho".

"Kaiou-sama, what is so funny?" Lapis asked curiously.

"Hahaha, look at it, isn't it funny? Hahaha." The King of the Northern Realm laughed so hard that he could hardly breathe, and stretched out his hand towards Lapis.

Lapis took a closer look, and several question marks appeared above his head.

what?

I don't understand what you are laughing at at all.

Looking at Lapis' doubtful eyes, the North Kaio King held his belly with his other hand and said, "Take a closer look, hahahaha..."

Lapis knitted his brows together, and for a moment he wondered if he couldn't get the North Kaio King's smile because he wasn't enough.

La Zili also took a closer look, patted her brother, and whispered: "He may be talking about the word "2" written on his palm."

2?

"Hahaha, the little girl is very talented, hahaha."

"How do you say it?" Lapis still couldn't understand, secretly thinking that he was so stupid.

The King of the North Realm said proudly: "Look at this word 2, does it look like a little snake? Hahaha."

Lapis:? ? ?

That's it?Then what?

"Isn't it funny? Hahaha." The North Kaio King laughed so hard that he almost couldn't breathe.

It's hopeless, carry it away.Lapis complained in his heart and didn't bother to pay attention to him. He was really afraid that he would become such a guy.

He walked straight to the place where the fairy beans were planted, squatted down, and looked at the fairy beans.

Lazlie also followed closely.

The North Kaio King was still laughing, shouting forward and leaning back, making the wicker chair creak.

The leaves of the fairy beans have turned yellow, and the pods are plump and shriveled. It seems that they are indeed mature.

Lapis didn't try to plant many. There were only two fairy beans here on Northern Kaioh, and the same was true on Southern Kaioh.

He picked off a pod and broke open the shriveled shell. Five green beans rolled into the palm of his hand.

The appearance is the same as the fairy beans grown by the Cat Fairy, but due to gravity, each fairy bean is as heavy as an iron bead.

"Try the effect." Lapis said.

Then the index finger and middle finger of the right hand were pointed together like a knife, and the Qi condensed fingertips were slashed on the wrist of the left hand. Blood immediately flowed out, as if the cut was not his own hand.

La Zili frowned.

But before Lapis could eat the fairy beans, the scar on his left wrist healed automatically and returned to its original state, leaving no trace at all.

Lapis was speechless.

The super regenerative ability doesn't give Sendou a chance to show off at all.

Lapis looked up at his sister.

"I can do it." Lazlie said.She was a little shocked at Lapis's recovery ability, and it seemed that she could only be used for experiments.

"Uh, wait a minute." Lapis looked at Lazyli's white wrists, reluctantly, and quickly stopped her movement.

"This guy is a better fit."

Before Razili could speak, Lapis had already flashed and caught the big monkey Babrus.

Babrus, who was caught by him, screamed and struggled desperately.

"Relax, you'll be fine soon."

Lapis flicked his finger, and Babrus screamed "Oh!" A blood hole appeared on his foot, and blood flowed like a steady stream.

Rachel turned her head to the side.

"Ow."

Lapis opened its mouth and fed one of the fresh fairy beans on his hand.

The injury on Babrus' foot healed instantly.It was stunned for a moment, then jumped up, turned around and ran away.

"The effect is no problem, you can plant it with confidence." Lapis smiled.

He stood up and walked towards the North Kaio who was still suppressing his laughter. He took out the joke collection in his backpack and threw it to the North Kaio, "Kaio-sama, the effect of the fairy beans is no problem. You are really great. You helped me." I'm very busy, I plan to plant a large area next, please remember to water the super water on time."

Northern Kaiwang flipped through the joke book, made an OK gesture, and then extended a finger, "No problem, a joke book every month."

"Deal." The two hands clasped together, happily reaching a strange agreement.

"You read the book, I'm going to plant fairy beans."

Lapis turned around and returned. He didn't have the nerve to invite the North Kaio to help him plant fairy beans, and asked the North Kaio to sit on a wicker chair and read a joke book.

"Hahaha……"

Then came the hearty laughter of the King of the Northern Kai.

This man's joke is poisoned, Lapis thought to himself.

"Sister, help me collect those two fairy beans." Lapis shouted.

"I've finished harvesting them." La Zili had already collected the two mature fairy beans when Lapis went to talk to the King of the North. She had a full handful of them, about two or three in them. One hundred grains.

"Sister is awesome." Lapis gave him a thumbs up.

"We are going to plant a large area."

"Gulegli, Babrus, come here and help turn over the soil to plant fairy beans." Lapis shouted towards the two pets who were running away.

Babrus and Gulegli just came over, hiding behind a tree and sticking their heads out to look around.

"Come here quickly, or I will break the monkey's legs and remove the bees' wings." Lapis threatened.

The bodies of Babulus and Gulegli were shaken.

Afraid that he would really do this, he ran over obediently.

La Zili rolled her eyes at her brother.

Even the two pets were frightened and forced to do hard labor.

"You and you, you two, stand aside. I will renovate the land now, and then you are responsible for picking out the turf for me." Lapis looked at the two pets.

Babrus and Gulegli nodded repeatedly.

Lapis stretched out his five fingers in the air to form a claw shape, and then sprayed out five rays of energy from his fingertips, like a high-end version of Edward Scissorhands.

Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!

Lapis's air claws dug into the ground and moved quickly, dragging out afterimages on the ground.

The surface was quickly renovated.

Babrus and Gulegli picked up the turf and piled it aside.

Obedient and well-behaved.

In one minute, one acre of land was cultivated, and when viewed from above the Northern Kaiwang, it turned into a huge heart pattern.

"Sister, what does it look like?" Lapis blinked at Razlie.

"What does it look like?" La Zili was puzzled.

"Fly to the sky and take a look." Lapis said.

Rachel did as she was told, soared into the air, and looking down from above, she saw Lapis' boring work.

"Love?" La Zili flew down.

"Yes, I'll give it to you." Lapis gestured.

"Boring." Lazlie rolled her eyes.

"Hahaha, come on, let's put the seeds in together."

Lapis took out a jar of fairy beans and distributed them to Razili, Babrus and Gulegli.

With the hard work of two people and two pets, one acre of fairy beans was finally planted.

Then Lapis took out a small bottle of super divine water and threw it into the air. Using his water elemental power, it started to drizzle on the newly planted acre of land.

"Done." Lapis clapped his hands and fired an air sword to burn the piled turf to ashes.

He ordered Gulegli and Barbrus: "Wait for the grass ash to cool down and then sprinkle the grass ashes on it."

Babrus and Gulegli nodded repeatedly.

Still well-behaved and obedient.

"I'll give you this to eat after you're done."

Lapis said, taking out bananas and honey from his backpack and placing them on a piece of clean grass.

The monkey and the bee's eyes lit up immediately.

I guess you still have some humanity.Babrus and Gulegli's inner words.

After staying at Northern Kaiwang for a while, Northern Kaiwang was still immersed in the world of jokes and couldn't extricate himself. Lapis gave him several instructions but didn't respond, so he took his sister back to Earth.

……

The next day, Weiss arrived as promised.

Like a holy light, he descended from the sky and came to Lapis' seaside villa.

The protective gas shield covering more than ten square kilometers had no effect on Weiss at all.

Seeing Whis suddenly appear, Lapis, who was basking in the sun, immediately smiled like a dog and said, "Hello, Whis-senpai, why don't you see Beerus-senpai here too?"

Whis smiled and said: "Master Beerus is still sleeping, so I came alone. Are the bucket noodles ready?"

"Of course we have prepared them. There are many, many, all kinds of flavors." Lapis said. He came back yesterday and deliberately purchased them.

So he dug out five or six boxes of barrel noodles from his backpack and piled them into a pile.

Weiss was not surprised that Lapis had space. With a wave of his hand, he put away several boxes of barrel noodles with a satisfied smile on his face.

"Senior Weiss, how about I take you for dessert?" Lapis said.

"Dessert? Is it delicious?" Weiss became interested.

"Of course it's delicious. I like food very much." Lapis said.

"Okay." Weiss nodded.

"Sister, let's go have dessert, are you going?" Lapis shouted into the room.

"go."

La Zili ran out in a hurry.

She saw a stranger standing next to Lapis, looked at it and remembered that it was the person who had a video call with Lapis yesterday on Frieza's planet, so she said hello: "Hello."

"Hello." Weiss responded politely.

Weiss was also looking at Lazili, secretly thinking she was a beautiful girl.

Although this was the first time that Lazlie met Weiss.

But Weiss had a special temperament that made Lazlie feel that he was not a simple person.

Because she couldn't feel Weiss's breath, Weiss was clearly standing there, but it seemed like there was nothing there. It was too mysterious.

Of course, Lapis had selfish motives for calling Razri out.

In order to give Lazili a sense of presence here in Weiss, he planned to take Lazili to the God of Destruction together.

"Senior Weiss, this is my sister Lazlie."

"Sister, this is senior Weiss, a reliable senior I respect very much."

Lapis introduced the two of them.

He didn't dare to tell Weiss's identity directly, fearing that Weiss would have some taboos, so he could only introduce it briefly.

……