This dragon ball is poisonous

A big-eared cat dressed in Anubis costume.

A handsome man with blue-green skin, holding a scepter, and white hair.

Hell, these are obviously Beerus, the God of Destruction, and Whis, the Angel of Universe [-].

The two big guys are so recognizable that anyone who knows them can recognize them at a glance.

But this is unreasonable. Shouldn't Beerus be in a deep sleep at this time?

It shouldn't appear here.

Lapis looked at these two big guys who came across time and space with a confused expression.

Whis knocked the scepter and said: "Lord Beerus, look at that human, that's why I woke you up."

Beerus rubbed his eyes, yawned, and glanced at Lapis, who didn't look interested at all. "I'm just an ordinary human being. What's wrong? You actually disturbed my sweet dream for such a thing, wow~"

sneezed.

Then, Beerus was about to fall asleep again.

"Lord Beerus, take a closer look at him." Whis said, and knocked the scepter in the air. Circles of light floated out from the scepter, and suddenly countless strange scenes flashed around him.

Beerus said in a daze: "I obviously threw so many spiritual tree fruit seeds into the human world. Many evil-minded people will definitely have evil intentions when they see the spiritual tree fruits. Doesn't this balance the development of the universe? ? Where there is creation, there is destruction. This is considered work done. I thought I could have a good sleep, but who knew, ha~"

Beerus said, let out a long yawn, rubbed his eyes again, and opened his eyes to look at the flashing images around him.

On the left side of the screen, little Sun Wukong comes to the earth, learns from his master, participates in martial arts competitions, kills the Big Demon King Piccolo, and fights to the death against Piccolo, the chief nanny of the Sun family. Goku and Piccolo join forces to kill the Saiyan Raditz.

On the right side of the screen, little Wukong comes to earth to learn skills from his master. Lapis suddenly appears on the training island of Turtle Immortal, wins the championship in the martial arts tournament, travels, fights against the water planet, lives in Wampa, and comes back to kill the evil old man. God, then went out for a while, fought against Frieza, and then developed a smartphone and killed Dales who had the spirit tree fruit seeds. The screen flashed and killed another person who had the spirit tree fruit seeds. Seed of Gula, the screen stops.

Lapis' eyesight was pretty good and he could clearly see what was happening in the picture, but his heart suddenly felt cold and his scalp was numb.

But Lapis had no intention of running away.

He's not that stupid.

He didn't think he could escape from the hands of these two big guys. The universe was so big that these two big guys could go anywhere.

Not to mention this universe, the universe next to these two big guys can be reached in a matter of minutes.

Where can he escape to.

Lapis simply took out his clothes, tore off the tattered strips of cloth on his body, calmly changed into a new set of clothes, and arranged his hair.

And from the sound of Beerus mumbling to himself, it seemed that he threw the spirit tree fruit out on purpose.

He got involved many times.

Will Beerus be held accountable?

I only heard Beerus say: "What does this mean? I don't understand."

Weiss was helpless and could only explain: "The left side is the normal historical trajectory, while the right side is what is happening in the world. The variable in all these things is the human being in front of him, who changed history."

After Weiss finished speaking, his eyes looked at Lapis with interest.

When Weiss looked over, Lapis happened to be changing clothes.

Weiss:? ? ?

Weiss suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the designation.

"Are you saying that this human has changed the trajectory of history?"

Several black question marks appeared on Beerus' head.

then.

"What a guy, I actually destroyed the spirit tree."

"That's my stolen... work tool, tsk tsk tsk."

"As a human being, you are somewhat ignorant of the heights of the world."

Beerus had evil eyes.

Lapis' face was expressionless, but he was actually extremely nervous. At this moment, his mind was spinning and he was thinking of countermeasures.

First of all, you have to pretend not to know him, right?

"Two seniors, do we have any misunderstanding? I don't know what you are talking about."

"Misunderstand?"

"There is no misunderstanding. You did this, right? The evidence is conclusive."

Beerus reached out and pulled, and the picture of Lapis killing Dales and then destroying the spirit tree was pulled over.

"Uh……"

"Lord Beerus, are you going in a slightly wrong direction? Shouldn't it be historical issues that we need to hold accountable?" Weiss was stunned and then said.

Beerus tilted his head and blinked: "Does that have anything to do with me?"

"That should be about the little girl named Kuronoa. What I'm more concerned about now is that he delayed my sleep."

"Lord Beerus, changing history is a serious crime." Weiss said.

Beerus flicked his nails and said:

"This trajectory is our time and space now, isn't it?"

Although Beerus' words were simple, there was a profound truth in them.

"Hahaha, that's true. Lord Beerus thinks more clearly than I do." Weiss covered his mouth and chuckled.

It is not impossible to describe his expression at this time with the word charming.

"Hey, little guy, do you hear me? Are you delaying my sleep?" Beerus glared, and Lapis felt a chill coming over him, and his whole body became cold.

He didn't sense any aura from Beerus and Whis, but it gave him extremely terrifying pressure.

It was at this time that the time limit for Gula's character card finally ended.

The extremely powerful power was instantly drawn away, and Lapis returned to his own state.

How can I describe this feeling? It was probably that the hundreds of millions in cash that I won in the lottery were suddenly spent.

Lapis smiled sarcastically and said: "Senior, this is really not my fault. It is the Southern Kaio-sama. He asked me to clean up the spirit tree. I was completely unaware of it."

It's a passing blame, but it's also true.

"Hmph, cunning guy, is this your planet down there? I will destroy it now." A cunning look flashed in Beerus's eyes.

"Uh, senior, this is really not my planet down there."

"..."

Why hasn't the lottery been triggered yet?

For such a long time, Lapis seemed to be calm, but in fact, he was already panicking inside.

At this time.

【Ding! 】

[Players contact the plot character Beerus, trigger the lottery link, and get 10 lottery opportunities. Do you want to draw now? 】

【Ding! 】

[Players come into contact with the plot character Weiss to trigger a lottery draw.Get 15 lottery opportunities, do you want to draw now? 】

finally come.

[Smoke them all for me. ] Lapis was so arrogant that he only needed a wave of his hand.

[Confirm the lottery, the lottery is in progress...]

Please, give me a character card, Lapis prayed secretly in his heart.

The lottery is still in progress, and things in the outside world are also happening at the same time.

Beerus originally wanted to threaten Lapis with the destruction of the planet, but he didn't expect Lapis to say, "This is not my planet..."

This is like the feeling when you punch hard and then hit cotton. It is so light that you don't feel any force, and the inertia will take you away, which is uncomfortable.

Beerus was feeling even more uncomfortable anyway.

"Whis, which planet is he from?" Beerus looked back at Whis.

"Lord Beerus, he is from Earth."

"Oh, he's from Earth."

"Wait, senior, what are you going to do?" Lapis was shocked.

"Of course I'm going to destroy the earth." Beerus looked at him dissatisfied.

"Senior, are you losing your child's temper?" Lapis said.

"What did you say?" Beerus' eyelids twitched wildly, this kid was too ungrateful.

"Boy, do you know who I am?"

Lapis shook his head like a rattle.

"I don't know, but my senior should be a very powerful and highly respected person. To have a childish temper... doesn't seem to match your identity and temperament."

"..."

Beerus looked at Whis next to him.

"Wes, how do I lose my temper to suit my identity?"

Weiss reached out and poked his chin, thoughtfully, and then said: "Destroying the entire universe is in line with your identity."

Beerus was startled by him, "Destroy the entire universe? This can't be done, it can't be done."

"Isn't it good to destroy it all at once?"

This time, Beerus shook his head like a rattle, "In this case, is it necessary for the seventh universe to exist? Maybe the King will clean up both you and me. No, no, this won't work."

"Hoho, I'm joking with you too. If you really do it, I will stop you." Weiss laughed so hard that he narrowed his eyes.

Beerus was speechless and had no intention of replying to his words. He turned to look at Lapis, turned his eyes and said, "If that's the case, then I will destroy you."

"This way I won't sound childish. I just want to destroy you."

"Disappear, little one."

Beerus said, pointing his index upward to destroy the energy condensation. A dark energy ball fluttered in the wind, and the surrounding space was shattered.

……