This dragon ball is poisonous

"Can't you be more relaxed?" Lapis said.

The fortune teller's mother-in-law smiled awkwardly: "My mother-in-law rarely interacts with rich people, huh huh huh..."

The fortune teller lost a lot of her teeth and her smile was leaky.

"When can we set off?" Lapis asked.

"Are you anxious?" The fortune teller straightened her hat.

"Of course, the sooner the better." Lapis said, decisively taking out 1 million in cash and placing it in a pile on the ground. This would make the fortune teller more motivated.

"Okay, okay, wait while I put the money in it first." The fortune-telling mother-in-law said, without caring about her own image, she jumped down from the fortune-telling ball, took out a storage capsule and started to put the money.

She quickly loaded the money, jumped back on the fortune telling ball, looked at Lapis and said, "Come behind me and put your hand on my back."

"Okay." Lapis nodded, walked behind her, and put his hand on her.

I didn't see any movement from the fortune teller, the space suddenly blurred, and with a "swish", the space began to shift.

This ability is somewhat similar to teleportation.

When Lapis appeared again, he found that they had arrived at a very mysterious place.

Here you can see the boundless sea of ​​yellow clouds, which are rolling and flowing like a boundless ocean.

And directly under the feet, there is a palace suspended in the clouds, which looks very impressive.

Directly in front of the palace, a winding road spreads out. From time to time, white souls would float on it, queuing up to enter the Hall of the King of Hell, waiting for the reincarnation arrangement of the King of Hell.

That's right, the palace under your feet is the Palace of Hell in the underworld.

Lapis looked at it curiously and then heard the fortune teller say: "I sent you here. By the way, if you want to leave anytime, I will come to pick you up in advance."

Lapis smiled: "One day later."

"Okay, then I'll pick you up in a day. Goodbye, young man." The fortune teller smiled uglyly, then her figure blurred and disappeared.

Lapis looked again, looking into the distance.

This time he saw the snake path that was said to be 100 million kilometers long.

The end of this snake path is the Northern Kaioh planet where the Northern Kaioh lives.

The left-behind old man, King Kai, is very pitiful. He may not see a human for thousands or even tens of thousands of years. He has been with a grasshopper and a baboon for many years. I don’t know where he got a sexy car. His red car will race when he has nothing to do.

But his planet is too small and he can drive around it in just a few minutes, but he never tires of it.

Well, actually it might be because he has no other entertainment projects.

Lapis smiled and retracted his thoughts.

"It's better to go see King Yama first."

He spotted the location, landed from the air, and landed at the main entrance of the Palace of Hell.

"Who? Stop."

At the gate, two strange-looking people... well, maybe they can't be called people, they should be called ghosts.

Lapis followed the sound and looked over, and the image of a bull-headed horse-faced person from his previous life flashed in his mind.

He walked towards the two ghosts, nodded, and said with a smile: "Two ghosts, I want to meet Lord Yama, can you introduce me to him?"

The two ghost messengers looked him up and down and found that he was neither a soul nor a soul halo on his head. They asked cautiously: "How did you come here? What do you want to see Lord Yama?"

Lapis didn't want to embarrass them and told the truth: "Of course it was the fortune teller who sent me here. I want to ask Lord Yama to ask some questions."

"Then wait a minute, I'll go and report it." said the bull-headed ghost.

Then he moved away and walked towards the Palace of King Yama.

After a while, he came back, looked at Lapis and said, "Come with me."

Lapis followed him through the gate, walked into the inner hall, and arrived at the hall of the Yama Palace.

King Yama, who is "broad and fat", is sitting high in the main hall, busy flipping through the book of life and death, and arranging the reincarnation of new souls.

This wide body and fat body are not exaggerated at all. King Yama is very tall, with a visual estimate of more than 15 meters. He is bigger than Sun Wukong in the form of a giant ape. It is not known how much food he can eat in one meal.

With a pair of huge horns and black-rimmed glasses, he looks very similar to Wukong's old father-in-law, the Bull Demon King.

The bull-headed ghost chai bent towards King Yama and said, "Lord King Yama, we have already brought him here."

"Okay." King Yama responded, but he did not look over immediately. Instead, he wrote a few words, put the pen away, and then lowered his head and looked over.

"It's Lapis. Do you have anything to do with me?" King Yama said.

He knew about Lapis. Strictly speaking, there was no one in the world that he didn't know. It was just that some people were more impressed and some people needed to look up information.

And Lapis is the one who is more impressive.

Because Lapis himself is not an ordinary human being and has done many deeds in recent years. According to the merit book, Lapis is a man of merit.

Even if he dies in the future, King Yama can still keep his physical body for him.

The deceased who retains the physical body has a soul halo on his head. There is actually not much difference between dead and not dead, except that he cannot freely travel to and from the human world.

When Lapis saw that King Yama recognized him, he did not feel surprised and asked: "Lord King Yama, I have something to ask you. Not long ago, more than 300 humans were killed by the demons in the demon world on the earth. Are they really Can't be resurrected?"

"Well, of course, the souls of humans killed by demons will not report to the underworld, so there is no such thing as reincarnation. You can't resurrect them using that divine dragon."

"The souls of people killed by demons will suffer forever and will not be reincarnated. Hey, have you ever had a friend killed by demons?"

Lapis shook his head.

"It's not."

After thinking for a moment, Lapis asked again: "Lord Yama, where are my parents now?"

King Yama flipped through the book, and after a while he said: "They have been reincarnated a long time ago. Don't worry, they are all very healthy and happy families. As for where they are, it is not convenient for me to tell you. "

If the soul is still in the underworld, Lapis would like to meet him.

But now that they have been reincarnated, Lapis no longer wants to know where they are. After their souls have been cleansed, their memories have returned to zero, and they have been reincarnated as human beings. Whether they are seen or not is meaningless.

King Yama looked at Lapis and saw that he was deep in thought. After waiting for a while, he asked, "Do you have anything else to do?"

"Oh, of course, I want to go to Northern Kaiwang." Lapis said honestly.

Hearing the King of the North Realm, King Yama couldn't help but sit upright.

"Do you know Lord North Kaio?"

Lapis replied: "Of course I know."

King Yama did not inquire into the details and asked Lapis where he got the information. In fact, if King Yama wanted to ask, Lapis had already thought of an answer plan.

King Yama said: "This is not a big problem. Since the King of the Northern Realm has set up these 100 million kilometers of snake paths, it is waiting for the destined people to meet him. As long as you can run through those 100 million kilometers, you will naturally be able to I met him, and to tell you the truth, I also ran through the snake path a long, long time ago, hahaha."

"Haha, really?" Lapis didn't know this.

"Since you are going to run the snake track, let Niutou take you there. I still have a lot of work to deal with now, so I can't chat with you for too long." King Yama said and began to read the book again. Pick up the pen and start scribbling and correcting.

At first glance, you can tell that he is a good King of Yama who is dedicated to his work and loves his job.

"Okay, thank you, Lord Yama." Lapis thanked him and nodded to Lord Yama.

"Go ahead, go ahead." Lord Yama waved his hand, not even looking at him this time.

After receiving the instructions from King Yama, the Minotaur almost found a car from somewhere, carried Lapis, and drove towards the snake road.

About 10 minutes later, the car stopped, and Minotaur Ghost said: "We're here, there's a snake road ahead."

Lapis jumped out of the car and looked up.

A huge snake head stood with its mouth wide open, standing not far ahead like a house.

The wide open mouth of the snake is the entrance to the snake passage. A road spits out from the snake mouth, just like the tongue of a giant snake. Follow this tongue, pass through the gate of the snake mouth, and come to the real snake passage, which runs for 100 million kilometers. The end point is Northern Kaiou.

After putting Lapis down, before Lapis could say thank you, the Minotaur Ghost drove away in a "shudding" car. By the time Lapis could react, he was already gone.

Lapis took a deep breath, stepped into the huge snake mouth, and came to the snake path.

Looking up, this snake path is endless, just like a road to the sky, with no end in sight.

Lapis sensed the breath.

In this position, I can't sense the aura of my friends on Earth, nor can I sense the aura of the Northern Kai King. I don't know what rules block it.

The original plan to use teleportation had to be abandoned.He rose into the air, his aura burning, and he flew away.

Fortunately, Lapis's fighting ability is amazing now. Unlike Sun Wukong in the original work, who had to run for half a month, at his current speed, it won't be long before he flies 100 million kilometers and arrives at the snake path. At the end, the snake's tail.

"Haha, here we are."

Lapis smiled and looked up.

In mid-air, a small green planet hangs there.

Without even thinking about it, I knew it was Northern Kaiou.

Lapis approaches Northern Kaiwang.

As he got closer, a huge gravitational force pulled him, dragging him toward the ground.

Lapis knew that the gravity of Northern Kaiwang was 10 times that of the Earth, but Lapis had long been accustomed to this small gravity and was not affected at all.

Lapis landed firmly on the ground.

Lapis carefully looked at the layout of the planet.

Sure enough, it was that familiar smell.

A lane surrounds the entire planet, equivalent to the Earth's equator, where North Kaio-sama is provided for racing.

There was a flashy red car parked in the driveway.

Besides this, there are quite a few bushes.

You must know that the gravity here is not normal, and the plants that can grow here are not simple.

Next to a slightly larger bush, a small house was built there, which was the residence of the King of the North.

Right in front of the house, there is a chair where you can lie down. The Northern Kaio-sama who usually has nothing to do likes to lie on it, humming little songs, drinking juice, and spending time.

Not far away, a baboon and a grasshopper were chasing each other, but they didn't see the North Kaio King. I didn't know if he was sleeping now.

Lapis simply walked over, sat down on the chair, took out a bottle of water, took a sip, and looked up at the sky.

At this time, the baboon and the grasshopper discovered Lapis, ran over, and looked at Lapis from a distance. The baboon screamed "No, no, no!"

Lapis used the reconnaissance technique.

Only then did I know the names of baboons and grasshoppers.

baboon:

[Babrus: Combat Power 410 Points] (Magnifying Glass)

Grasshopper:

[Gulegli: Combat Power 320 Points] (Magnifying Glass)

These two pets raised by the King of the North actually have good fighting capabilities.

"No, no, no..."

The baboon shouted, picked up a stone from somewhere, and threw it towards Lapis.

"Ah, good fellow, you dare to throw a stone at me?" Lapis stretched out his hand to catch it and threw it over, then threw it out with his backhand, hitting the baboon in the head, causing it to scream in agony, "No. No masturbation" the voice shouted even louder.

In fact, the baboon saw a stranger suddenly appeared on Northern Kaiwang, and wanted to expel him, but he was beaten back.

Maybe the baboons were too noisy. The chubby North Kaio, who wore sunglasses even when sleeping, yawned and walked out of the house.

"Babrus, what are you arguing about?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Lapis lying on his love chair.

The two stared at each other for a few seconds.

The Northern King yawned again and asked aloud: "Who are you?"

Lapis stood up, straightened his body to look more honest, and said with a smile: "I am from the earth, and I came here to learn martial arts from you."

When studying, it is better to look honest and humble.

"Earth? Are there humans on Earth now? The last time I saw it, it was the Ice Age." The King of the North Kaisei looked at Lapis carefully again.

Ice Age?

Lapis smiled and said: "You are too busy and haven't checked the earth for too long. The Ice Age was a long time ago. Not only have humans appeared on the earth now, but human civilization has also developed to a certain extent. , whether it’s technology or food, it’s already quite good.”

"Huh? Are you telling the truth? Let me take a look."

The King of the North Kaikai said, the tentacles on his head moved.

He is observing the earth with his ability.

After a moment.

"Ah, sure enough, the earth has become so beautiful now. I am really too busy and haven't looked at the earth for a long time, hahaha..."

Well, busy sleeping.

"You just said you wanted to come to me to learn martial arts, right? Seeing that you, a human being, can actually come to me from the underworld, it shows that you are already very powerful. What other martial arts do you need to learn? To be honest, I am more He's good at another ability." The King of the Northern Realm touched his several layers of chin, nodded, and said seriously.

Lapis was stunned for a moment: "You mean, telling a joke?"

"Yeah? Do you actually know that? Hahaha."

I don't know what happened, but the King of the North suddenly laughed so hard that his stomach hurt and his face turned red.

King of the North Kai, the point of laughter is too low.

If he tells a joke to others, before others laugh, he himself will be out of breath and convulsing with laughter.

Lapis: "..."

"I still want to learn martial arts. I can learn jokes later."

"I think you will regret it." Northern Kaiwang looked at him.

"I will not."

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