This dragon ball is poisonous

During the flight, Lapis explained to Sun Wukong: "Speaking of Super Saiyan, that is the spiritual belief of the Saiyans on Planet Vegeta. They believe that a Super Saiyan will only appear every 1000 years, and this Super Saiyan Saiyans have extremely powerful power and can be invincible in the universe..."

Sun Wukong blinked and asked, "Then what is the real situation?"

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong's words actually hit the point.

Lapis smiled and continued: "The real situation is that a Super Saiyan will not appear every 1000 years. As long as a kind-hearted Saiyan has been trained to a certain level, he may become a Super Saiyan." The legendary Super Saiyan, and although this Super Saiyan's combat power is powerful, it is not truly invincible in the universe. There are many people who are stronger than the Super Saiyan. In short, the universe is vast and there are many strong people. , there is no end to training, Goku, I am waiting for the day when you become a Super Saiyan."

"Can I?"

"Haha, of course."

Lapis laughed.

Turtle Sennin stood silently aside, feeling that he couldn't understand Lapis more and more.

This guy seems to really know everything and can talk about anything.

Soon, the two returned to the Turtle Fairy House.

Only then did Lapis have the opportunity to ask Sun Wukong: "By the way, Wukong, if you don't practice at the Temple of Heaven, what are you doing down here?"

"I have learned all the combat knowledge and energy usage knowledge taught by Mr. Bobo. The time in the Spiritual Time Room is almost running out. Mr. Bobo said that a person can only use it for two days in his life, so I thought I might use it again in the future. , I specially stayed for half a day."

"I sensed your breath and two strange breaths, so I flew over to take a look. I didn't expect that I was actually on the island of Grandpa Kamesenren, hahaha."

Sun Wukong laughed loudly, then entered the house and started looking for something to eat.

He skillfully opened Kame Sento's refrigerator.

"Wukong, you guy, you always empty out my refrigerator every time you come here." Kame Sennin hit Wukong on the head with the wooden crutch.

"Grandpa, I'm hungry~" Wukong covered his head and reached out to tear open the food package.

Judging from his appearance, he could probably eat it raw.

"Hahaha, I really don't understand the structure of your stomach." Lapis laughed and said, "I have a lot of food here. You can try it. If you can't finish it, put it in the refrigerator. "

Lapis said as he kept taking out food from his backpack.

There were small packages of braised eggs, dark golden roast ducks, hams, burgers, fruits, and drinks, all piled up on the table.

Anyway, his mall always refreshes some food, and he buys a lot every time, but then doesn't eat it. Over time, he piles up a big backpack of food.

Just clearing out inventory now.

Sun Wukong and Turtle Immortal have long been accustomed to Lapis's methods.

They have also seen more strange abilities of Lapis.

Looking at the food on the table, Sun Wukong's eyes were filled with stars. He immediately took a roast duck, tore it open and ate it. His mouth was full of oil and he said: "Lapis, how about I work for you from now on?" ?”

"Part-time job? You actually know how to work part-time? Who told you?" Lapis asked strangely.

"That's what Bulma said. He said that if I don't work, I can only eat wild animals." He tore off a duck leg and handed it to Turtle Immortal. Turtle Immortal shook his head. He swallowed the whole duck leg in one go. Go down.

"Haha, it's not impossible. Let's talk about it later." Lapis laughed. He felt that Goku must have taken a fancy to his ability to take out food anytime and anywhere. What is a part-time job now? He couldn't understand it at all.

Moreover, it is not impossible for him to work in the Shenlong Group. Wukong has so much strength and is fully qualified for many jobs. If he really wants to make a living in the future, the Shenlong Group is also a good choice.

While thinking about these questions, Lapis specially sensed the movements of Raditz and Napa, and found that these two people actually ran into the deep mountains and old forests, and he didn't know what they were doing.

Wukong ate everything on the table, patted his bulging belly, and lay down comfortably on the sofa.

After a while, Kamesenren came to him again with a cane and knocked him. Then he put all the uneaten food into the refrigerator, then put the pile of garbage into a bag, and then carried it outside the house. , a Qigong wave "destroys corpses and eliminates traces".

……

"I'm going to summon the dragon."

Lapis stood up and said.

"Have you collected all the dragon balls?" Kame Immortal asked.

"Of course, I went out just now to collect dragon balls." Lapis said and walked outside the Turtle Fairy House, stood on the beach and took out all seven dragon balls.

The seven orange dragon beads placed together reflect the luster and have a strange magical power.

"Lapis, what wish do you want to make?" Sun Wukong asked standing next to him.

"Hundreds of people died on a small island a while ago. Let's see if Shenlong can resurrect them." Lapis said.

Regardless of success or failure, you will feel better after trying.

After taking a breath and standing in front of the dragon ball, Lapis shouted: "Come out, Shenlong, and grant my wish."

"Crack!"

Following his words, there was a roar from the sky and a bolt of lightning fell.

Black clouds rolled in from nowhere, and within a short while, the earth was plunged into darkness.

The seven dragon balls burst into dazzling golden light, and then the golden light soared upwards, passed through the black clouds, hovered in the sky, and finally turned into a green dragon.

The dragon created by Neru finally appeared for the first time.

The eyes of the two red lanterns flashed, and the dragon buzzed and said: "Humans who summon me, please tell me your wishes, and I can grant you two wishes."

Lapis looked up at Shenlong and said, "Shenlong, can you resurrect the humans killed by the demons in the past year?"

"Buzz!"

Shenlong's eyes flashed red and said: "Sorry, humans killed by demons will suffer forever and will never be able to transcend. This wish cannot be realized. Please change your wish."

Sure enough, it still doesn’t work.

There is indeed no way for those more than 300 humans to be resurrected.

Demons are indeed more dangerous existences. Once killed by demons, there is no way for Shenlong to resurrect.

Lapis thought for a while, and then he could only change his wish, so he said: "Shenron, please let me learn the skills of the Northern Kai King."

The skills of the North Kaio include, of course, [Kaiou Fist], [Vitality Bullet], [Psychic Communication Skill] and other abilities.

If these abilities are learned, Lapis' overall combat quality will be greatly improved.

"Sorry, this wish is beyond my ability and cannot be realized. Please try another wish."

Lapis looked at Shenlong speechlessly: "..."

Shenlong felt that Lapis seemed a little unhappy, a drop of sweat rolled down his face, and was finally evaporated by the gas.

"Then let me sense the aura of the Northern Kai King."

Shenlong: "..."

What should I do? I’m so panicked now. None of this person’s wishes can come true. Why is there such a sentence in the opening line set by the host: “Any wish can come true.”

It was so embarrassing. Shenlong suggested that the host change his opening remarks, otherwise he would not want to appear.

"Hug... I'm sorry, this wish still can't be realized." Shenlong stuttered, feeling that the whole dragon was not well.

Lapis was silent for a moment, looking at Shenlong indifferently and saying nothing.

"Well...it was only the gods of the earth who created the Dragon Balls, and the King of the North Kailash is a higher god than the gods. It is beyond the scope of Shenron's ability, so this wish cannot be realized." Shenron explained.

He has a certain desire to survive, but the person in front of him doesn't seem to be easy to mess with.

"Can I have Saiyan blood?"

"Hug...I'm sorry, it still doesn't work. Shenlong can't change the genes that humans are born with, so...so I'm sorry." Shenlong felt that he couldn't hold on any longer.

So...it seems that some of the fanfics I read in the past cannot be established.

Lapis scratched his hair.

But he quickly figured it out. This seemed to be a matter of course. Otherwise, why didn't all the Dragon Ball warriors in the original book wish for Saiyan blood?Will Klin, Yamcha Tianjin and others still play soy sauce?

After arriving in Dragon Ball Super and seeing Jiren's abnormal bloodline talent, everyone wished for Jiren's bloodline.

Or, just make a wish to Shenron to exchange the blood of Frieza, Jiren, and Cell with the blood of Earthlings. That's a waste of time.

Uh, it seems quite nonsense, no.

Shenlong's abilities are actually very limited, and there are not as many bugs as imagined.

"Then let me grow taller, okay?" Lapis looked at Shenlong with dissatisfaction.

"This...this is okay."

Shenlong said a little aggrieved.

"Excuse me, how tall do you want to be? Do you need to be as tall as me?" Shenlong asked carefully. He had made his client dissatisfied just now, and now he had to be careful.

"That's not necessary, 1 meters is fine." Lapis said. He was also this height in his previous life, so it would be easier to adapt to this.

"By the way, the body shape also needs to be adjusted. The golden ratio, you know what I mean? Otherwise, it will look weird with the current physique."

"Okay... okay." Shenlong hesitated. After all, the previous wishes were not fulfilled. Now that the customer has added a few requests, it didn't dare to say anything. It couldn't be beaten anyway.

"Om~"

Shenlong's eyes flashed red.

Lapis felt his bones crackle, the ground gradually pulled away, the clothes all over his body became tight, and some places even began to burst.

"I go……"

Seeing this weird look all over his body, Lapis quickly pressed the smart watch on his wrist, and a battle suit immediately matched his upper body, perfectly fitting his current figure, with only his head exposed but not covered.

Lapis slid his hand casually, and a crystal appeared out of thin air. He turned to look at it.

This……

It seems a little weird.

This face and figure look a bit weird.

Are you both handsome and strong-backed?

Even the adjectives are weird.

If you still can't understand it, please put the head of Mr. Chen GX in his youth on Captain America. That's almost the feeling.

Lapis: "..."

The Kame Senshi and Sun Wukong next to him didn't quite understand Lapis's operation, and were looking confused.

The dragon in the sky has already buzzed and said: "Okay, the first wish has been fulfilled, please tell me the second wish."

Lapis sighed.

Let's do this for now and talk about it later. We can't waste the next wish now, otherwise we will have to wait another year.

Lapis took out the body of Paragas, which had been in his backpack and had been with him for several years. He also kept it in his backpack when sleeping, which made him feel very perverted, and placed it on the beach.

Then he said to Shenron: "Shenron, please resurrect Paragas."

Lapis is not a heartless person.

After all, Paragas was a person who had been going through hardships together for two years, so there was some degree of friendship.

He can ignore the death of hundreds of strangers, but he will definitely save the people around him if they can.

……