This dragon ball is poisonous

If it was Yamu Cha, or Sun Wukong, or if others questioned his identity, Turtle Immortal would deny it decisively and would never admit that he was Wu Tian.

But the young man in front of him was different. Kamesenren had a very strange feeling, that not only could he not understand him, but he had seen through him.

The look in his eyes was so strange, as if he knew everything, or had the confidence to see through everything. In short, it was very strange.

How to put it, it's like I am a young girl without any clothes on, and the other person is a wolf-like flower-picking thief.

Well, that's it. Thinking about it makes my heart tingle.

How can I, Wu Tian, ​​be a young girl? My hobby is obviously young girls.

But that kid just gave him this feeling that made him very uncomfortable.

Kame Sennin thought for a moment, followed Lapis' pace, and whispered: "Brother Lapis, you really won't tell Wukong and Klin, right? This time I used a powerful wig to pretend to be Cheng Long. The glue is so sticky that my scalp hurts, but you must understand the good intentions of my family."

When he said this, he admitted his identity.

Lapis glanced at him and said nonchalantly: "Haha, your eyes are really small when you don't wear glasses."

Then he added: "Don't worry, I won't tell you. Anyway, our goal is the same, we are both the championship of the Budokai. In short, we don't let Goku or Krillin win, right?"

"Yes, yes, hey, what did you say? Do you want to win the championship?" Turtle Immortal was stunned for a moment.

"Nonsense, the champion has 50 yuan." Lapis said, walking up to the screen in the lounge, ready to watch the battle between Goku and Krillin, leaving the Kame Sento messy in the wind.

"This boy, are you sure you can beat me now?" Kame Immortal was in a daze, and after a while he walked back to the lounge to watch the duel between his two disciples.

Lapis sat down next to Razri and took out two apples from his backpack. The water element wandered around on the surface of the apple and handed one to Razri. He also took one and started to chew on it.

Leslie took a small bite of the apple, leaving a cute tooth mark on the apple, and asked, "How is that person doing?"

Of course she was asking Na Wu.

She could see clearly just now that the man was stuck in the ring like a carrot, unconscious. Later, Lapis went to the infirmary again, so she asked out of curiosity.

"It's okay, I've woken up." Lapis took another bite of the apple, then moved the screen and looked at the ring.

But when he saw Yamcha and Kame Sennin, they all swallowed their saliva and looked at the apple in his hand eagerly, even Lanfang did the same.

This man, that's it.

It feels okay when no one is eating, but when there is one person eating next to you, the infection will naturally occur, causing everyone to want to find something to eat. It feels like the stomach is protesting, or it is a subconscious herd mentality.

"What? You want to eat?"

"Then I'll eat it for you."

"Crack."

I took another bite and it was very crisp.

La Zili next to him watched what he was doing and hit him.

"Uh, just kidding."

Lapis took out three more apples and handed them to Yamu Cha, Guixianren and Lan Fang, one each.

"I don't want it." Kame Immortal shook his head, but took the apple with his hand.

???

You old man is more coquettish than me. You say no, no, no, but your body is very honest.

"Thank you." Yamucha and Lanfang said thank you before taking the apples.

See, young people are thin-skinned and more polite.

Lapis stopped paying attention to them and looked at the ring seriously.

At this time, the battle between Sun Wukong and Klin had already begun for a while.

"Wukong, come on." Oolong shouted under the ring.

His relationship with Wukong was created through fighting. Strictly speaking, it was caused by Wukong.

Goku and Bulma had beaten him violently before when they were searching for the Dragon Balls.

Then he was kidnapped by Goku and Bulma on a pirate ship and participated in an adventure together.

And he wasn't very familiar with Krillin, so of course he just cheered for Goku.

Bulma and Lanqi on the side also shouted a few times and then watched the game seriously.

Lan Qi, who turned into a blonde, seemed to have become a lot better after being fooled by Lapis once. At least now she no longer shoots around with a gun.

"Lan Qi, who do you think will win between the two of them?" Bulma asked curiously, looking at Lan Qi.

"Of course it's Little Wukong, he has always been better than Little Bald." Lan Qi said, playing with the submachine gun again, pressing the muzzle of the gun to the ground, like a mafia eldest sister.

On the ring, the battle between Sun Wukong and Klin has reached a fever pitch, and the host is also explaining passionately.

[I never expected that this was actually a battle between two children. It was so exciting. Their clothes were of the same style. I have a guess. Are they brothers from the same school?I want to ask this question after they finish typing it. 】

As for Klin and Sun Wukong, they collided with each other and then bounced away. The two stood a few meters apart, looking at each other at the same time, with smiles on their faces.

Just like their usual practice.

They fight each other every day, so they didn't think about the difference between the two of them if they changed the place today, from the island to the ring, and whether they should fight or not, would it have any impact? of.

Moreover, their moves, attack methods, and fighting forms are all very clear to each other.

They are good brothers who live together, exercise together, eat together, and sleep together.

At this moment, Klin was breathing heavily, looked at Sun Wukong and smiled bitterly: "Wukong, you are indeed stronger. After fighting for so long, you are not tired yet, but my speed is no longer as fast as before."

"Klin, that's because you don't eat enough." Sun Wukong said seriously.

Is it really?There were big doubts in Klin's little head.

However, he really can't eat that much.

His appetite has never been as good as that of Sun Wukong. What can he do?

He is also helpless.

"Let's keep fighting."

As a result, the two thin figures collided together again, and the four small fists hit each other "bang bang bang". The sound actually resounded throughout the entire ring. I really couldn't imagine that this was a fight between two children. fighting.

This battle was actually far more exciting than the battle between Lapis and Namu just now.

These are two completely different battles. If the first one is a hard-core battle of skills, then the second one is a contest between fists and feet, which gives people a completely different feeling.

Although the first game looked more gorgeous, the second game was obviously more passionate, with punches hitting the flesh and making crackling sounds.

"Hey!!"

The two people jumped more than ten meters out of thin air, exchanged punches and kicks in the air, and then hit the ring from the air. The host did not know how to explain this battle for a while.

[Ah, I can’t see their fight clearly, and with my neck raised like this, my neck feels sore. 】

The audience in the auditorium was also excited and shocked. They waited until the two teenagers stopped again before bursting into applause.

But the battle only stopped for two seconds. Sun Wukong rolled close to Klin, swept out his whip leg, and began to attack Klin's lower body.

The originally four short legs actually gave people a feeling of full strength at this time, and every blow made a "shushing" sound.

Krillin's reaction speed and strength were already far behind those of Wukong. In addition, he was very tired now, so his lower body was inevitably a little unstable. After dodging several waves of attacks, he finally couldn't dodge and was tripped by Sun Wukong's kick.

He rolled around on the ring, then lay on the ring, staring at the sky, but didn't want to get up again.

He was so tired and panting that he stuck out his tongue.

On the other hand, Sun Wukong was calm and breathing normally, not at all like he had just experienced a fierce battle.

This is obvious. Wukong did not fight with all his strength just now, but accompanied Klin in a wonderful battle.

Klin held back his eyes and looked at Sun Wukong. His chest was rising and falling, which was caused by the lack of oxygen from the violent exercise just now.

His eyes looked a little reluctant at first, but then he became relieved again.

Every time they sparred, he always lost, and he was somewhat used to it.

Although he was unwilling to do so every time, thinking that Wukong was one year older than him, he seemed to feel more balanced.

When the host saw Klin lying on the ground, he started counting, but as soon as he was halfway through the count, Klin said neatly: "I give up."

Sun Wukong walked over and pulled him up with a smile, and then patted the dust on his body.

Although they are rivals when fighting, they are usually good brothers.

After hearing Klin admit defeat, the host stopped counting and announced loudly.

[Congratulations to Sun Wukong for winning! 】

"Haha."

"Hahaha."

Just as the two young boys were about to turn around and walk back to the lounge, they were stopped by the host.

The host in a suit wearing sunglasses pushed up his glasses, looked at the microphone, looked at Sun Wukong and Klin and said: [Although the two contestants are young, they have strong martial arts skills, and the martial arts uniforms they wear have "turtle" printed on them. Words, what on earth is going on? 】

[Contestant Klin, how old are you?Can this be answered? 】

The host's voice rang out through the microphone and the speakers, making his voice resound throughout the hall.

The host finished the question and then handed the microphone to Klin's mouth.

【13 years old. ] Klin answered honestly.

[Yeah, you are indeed very young and an amazing young man. So, Mr. Sun Wukong, how old are you? 】The host handed the microphone to Sun Wukong again.

"Are you going to give this to me?" Sun Wukong looked at the microphone and pointed at himself, thinking that the host was going to give the microphone to him.

"Hahaha……"

When the audience heard his words, they couldn't help laughing, secretly thinking that they were really young and so innocent.

"Idiot, this is a machine that makes your voice louder. Just answer the questions honestly." Klin whispered to the side, explaining to him.

The host found Sun Wukong's words very interesting, and heard the audience's enthusiastic response, so he continued what he said.

[Hahaha, the audience seems to like your jokes very much. Player Wukong, how old are you this year? 】

Sun Wukong clasped his fingers with a cute look on his face: [8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 12 years old. 】

Klin on the side heard Sun Wukong say he was 12 years old, and remembered the first time they met.

He remembered that Sun Wukong was talking about 14 years old at that time, so he asked in a low voice: "12 years old? Isn't that one year younger than me? Didn't you say 14 years old last time?"

Sun Wukong scratched his hair and chuckled. His voice spread throughout the audience through the microphone: [Hehehe, I didn’t know how to count before, but didn’t my grandpa teach us later? 11 is followed by 12. In the past, I I thought 11 was followed by 14...]

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter again. Sun Wukong's voice and his answers really made the audience happy, as if they were seeing their own children. A ignorant young boy who maintains a true innocence. childlike innocence.

Bulma in the audience also said: "12 years old? He is really a stupid kid, no wonder he is so stupid."

Bulma also remembered that on the way to find the Dragon Balls last time, Sun Wukong told her that he was also 14 years old. At that time, she thought that Wukong was 2 years younger than her. Who knew that he couldn't count at that time.

The host took the microphone and said loudly: [Hahaha, Monkey King is really interesting. He is only 12 years old, so the youngest in this year is Monkey King. 】

Krillin said: "Wukong, it turns out you are younger than me, so you have to call me brother."

"But Klin, I'm taller than you."

Sun Wukong looks innocent and cute.

??

is not that right?Goku is a little taller than Krillin. Even if it's just a little bit, it's still taller, right?

Krillin received critical damage immediately.

This kind of pain felt the same as Lapis-san's in the lounge.

Their conversation came out through the microphone, and the sound was very loud, making the audience laugh again.

[Hahaha, one more question. Both contestants wear the same martial arts uniforms. Which martial arts gym do you practice at? 】

[Oh, we didn’t practice martial arts in a martial arts school, we learned from Teacher Wu Tian. 】

Krillin replied that he was smarter than Sun Wukong and was better at communicating.

【ah?Teacher Wu Tian?Is it the teacher Wu Tian who has the title of God of Martial Arts? 】

The host was surprised. Apparently, he had also heard of Teacher Wu Tian.

Not only him, but the audience in the auditorium also became commotion. Many people had heard of the title of the God of Martial Arts.

So they started having a noisy discussion.

"It turns out that the two of them are Master Wutian's apprentices. No wonder they are so powerful."

"Yes, after all, the teacher is a strong man with the title of God of Martial Arts. He will definitely be able to teach very powerful students."

"In that case, it's possible that Teacher Wu Tian is also present. After all, if the apprentice participates in the competition, the teacher will also come to watch, right?"

Everyone was whispering to each other and looking around, looking for Teacher Wu Tian everywhere.

In fact, they don't know Teacher Wu Tian at all. Even if Wu Tian is face to face, they can't recognize him and just think he is a strange and perverted old man.

This behavior of looking around for someone is just a subconscious move.

[Unexpectedly, Teacher Wu Tian is still alive and has two outstanding disciples. He must be over 300 years old now. He is worthy of being the god of martial arts. 】

The host said in surprise, hearing "Cheng Long" in the lounge wanting to hit him.

[They are really two amazing teenagers. We are very much looking forward to Sun Wukong’s subsequent performance. 】

[Thank you to the two players for their interaction. You can go back to the rest area now. Thank you. 】

"Whee!"

Sun Wukong and Krillin walked up the stairs and back to the lounge.

After watching the two people leave, the host then said loudly: [Okay, let's start the third game now. Players Cheng Long and Yamcha are invited to play. 】

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