This dragon ball is poisonous

"delicious."

Klin saw that Sun Wukong was eating like he was fighting, and felt that he should not be too cowardly, so he also wanted to compete.

However, his own stomach was not up to par, and he could only watch in despair as Sun Wukong rode away from the enemy.

As for the blue-haired Lan Qi, she ate like a lady, but she kept her bowl of rice as small as a mountain.

But even so, she is the one who eats the least among these people, and she has to help everyone fill their meals from time to time.

The others are all martial arts practitioners, and Lapis is half of them. They all consume a lot of energy, so they need more food to replenish their energy.

As for Son Goku as a Saiyan, that is another realm. The Saiyan's stomach is a bottomless pit, which is generally unmeasurable.

At this time, Wukong was half full. He raised his head and looked at Lapis and said vaguely: "Cousin, why didn't Bulma come with you?"

"She is very busy and wants to study." Lapis put down his chopsticks and said.

Of course, Lapis didn't know what Bulma was doing. Anyway, he just said it casually. The most likely possibility was that he wanted to come to study.

"Reading? Is it the one where grandpa taught us how to read? Klin?" Wukong turned to look at Klin.

"Yes, that's it." Klin nodded.

"Oh, every time studying is more tiring than practicing, Bulma is also very hard." Wukong looked thoughtful, and then began to sympathize with Bulma.

"Idiot, you are the only one who would find studying more tiring than practicing." Klin despised him.

"Cousin, that's just the way he is, don't think it's weird." Klin didn't forget to explain to Lapis.

It's just that this title is really weird.

"Cousin, do you still want to fill in the rice?" Lan Qi said with a sweet smile.

Lapis: "..."

what's up?My name is Lapis.

Do you have any misunderstandings about your eldest cousin?

…………

After dinner, Lapis sat on the grass outside the room and clicked on his attribute panel.

[Player]: Lapis

【Age】: 16 years old

[Combat Power]: 33 points

[Skills]: 1. Reconnaissance (can obtain basic information about the target)

[Wealth value]: 11 yuan.Deposit!take out!

[Main mission]: None

【Subquests】: None

[Daily tasks]: None

[Mall]: Not activated (players can activate when their combat power reaches 500 points)

[Buff]: 1. Invulnerable to all poisons (immune to all poison damage)

There is an additional buff column in the panel.

"Hey, this is breaking new ground. Now that I am immune to poison, will there be any physical immunity or magic immunity buffs in the future?"

"If that day really comes, then wouldn't I fucking blame the sky and the earth and the air?"

"I'm afraid I'll drift off if I do this."

Lapis's eyes wandered, already thinking about a bright future.

Soon, this poison immunity buff began to take effect.

Not long after dinner, the other four people began to suffer from symptoms of poisoning such as limb weakness, general paralysis, vomiting and diarrhea.

Only Lapis felt nothing and was not affected at all.

But he can't let others find out that he is not poisoned. This will test his acting skills.

He tried to pretend to have similar symptoms to the others, retching and stepping on his heels to go to the toilet. It was the same for all four of them, and the family was about to fall into disarray.

"Did you poison us?" Turtle Immortal looked at Lapis and said angrily.

He couldn't help but suspect this, because among the four people, it was impossible for the two children Sun Wukong and Klin to poison, and it was impossible for the beautiful blue-haired Lan Qi to poison, so only Lapis had the motive for poisoning. , he is the biggest suspect.

"How is it possible? Am I sick? Poisoning you? Didn't you see that I was also poisoned? I think we have food poisoning. There is something wrong with the fish we ate tonight." Lapis quickly denied, He didn't want to talk about it for a long time when he told him the problem directly.

"Fish? How can fish be poisonous?" Kame Immortal didn't believe his lies and wanted to take down the kid directly, but he couldn't exert his strength and his stomach was upset again, so he hurriedly ran to the toilet again.

"I have no strength." Lan Qi fell on the sofa, completely exhausted.

The two imps, Sun Wukong and Klin, are also almost exhausted, but they are much better than Lan Qi. It may have something to do with their martial arts training.

"Did you just say that fish is poisonous? Tell me clearly." Kamesenren came out of the toilet and grabbed the clothes on Lapi's chest and asked.

"Yes, now that I think about it, the fish we eat may be pufferfish. The pufferfish's body contains highly toxic substances. If you eat it directly in hot pot without special treatment, you will definitely be poisoned. But fortunately, this poison is not life-threatening. Vomiting, diarrhea, and general paralysis and weakness are inevitable," Lapis said.

"Then you knew it was puffer fish and why did you eat it just now?"

"Who knows? I only remembered it after seeing everyone's symptoms. It's just a sin."

So the next day, the four people's eyes were sunken, their bodies seemed to have been hollowed out, they were confused and their eyes were dull.

The three masters and disciples of Turtle Immortal stopped practicing and were very ill for the whole day.

The same was true for Lan Qi. She lay on the bed and didn't want to get up. One time she sneezed and turned into blond hair, but she couldn't wake up and fell asleep again.

Only Lapis is relatively normal, but in order to pretend that he was also poisoned, he stayed up all night and looked at his mobile phone last night, and he is now drowsy.

After lying on the sofa for a long time, Lapis clicked on the daily tasks refreshed last night and fell into deep thought.

[Daily Tasks]: Mermaids are the most beautiful elves on the coast of the East China Sea. Players are asked to go to the East China Sea, listen to the mermaid’s songs, and get photos of the mermaid. The reward for completing the task is: combat power +1, wealth value +50 yuan.

Looking at this task, Lapis was a little annoyed. Although he also wanted to see the mermaid, he wanted to take on daily tasks such as 100 push-ups. It was too troublesome to find the mermaid.

For such a troublesome task, the rewards are given according to the specifications of daily tasks. It is really a stingy system.

However, it was obviously inappropriate to leave the four sick people and go to sea directly now, so Lapis decided to stay for one more day, and then say goodbye to a few people tomorrow and set sail to find the legendary mermaid.

He had seen the mission map and found that the mission location was not too far away. It would not take long to rent a boat from Biye Island to reach the mission location.

Looking at the four people who looked like dead dogs, Lapis knew that he would definitely not be counting on Lan Qi for lunch.

It was a bit unbearable to see them starving. Although the culprit for these people becoming like this was Lan Qi, it had something to do with him. Lapis felt that he should do something to make up for the guilt in his heart. .

But he couldn't cook, so he had no choice but to ride to the market and pack food and stomach-nourishing porridge.

These people had vomited and had diarrhea last night and were already hungry, but they had no appetite after seeing greasy things. They just drank the stomach-nourishing porridge in small sips and ate some light vegetarian dishes.

Seeing Lapis taking care of them, Kame Sento felt a little guilty and said, "I'm sorry, I wrongly blamed you last night, but why did you recover so quickly?"

"It's okay. It probably has something to do with my physique. I might be poison-resistant."

After eating, Lapis took out his cell phone to send a message to Razili, and then asked Turtle Sento some knowledge about mermaids.

Turtle Immortal was visibly shaken when he heard Lapis asking him about the mermaid. He felt much better. He told Lapis that he had seen a mermaid not long ago, which was brought back by Sun Wukong last time.

Lapis didn't expect that Sun Wukong had actually seen a mermaid and brought her to the island. He immediately asked Wukong about the mermaid's personality and whether she was beautiful or not.

As a result, after asking Lapis, he realized that he had asked in vain. Now Sun Wukong has to pick out the other person's crotch to distinguish between a boy and a girl. How can he know who is pretty or not.

However, he did say that the mermaid has a good personality and is easy to communicate with.

I don’t know if this good communication is limited to Sun Wukong himself.

Lapis had to wait until he saw it himself before he could make this conclusion.

By nightfall, several people finally came to their senses and became lively again.

After being hungry for a day with only porridge and vegetables, several people began to rummage for food. Finally, Sun Wukong went up the mountain and caught a butterfly pig, and Lapis caught a snow rabbit. It took several people a long time to cook the food.

Having learned from the past, several people were a little more cautious when eating. Only after Kamesenren checked that it was not poisonous did everyone let go and eat.

But Lapis knew that this habit would not last long, and he would forget it in a few days. Then he would eat whatever he wanted, and the annoying operation of testing poison before meals would soon make him go to hell. .

After eating, Lan Qi suddenly sneezed and turned into blond hair. Turtle Immortal, Sun Wukong, and Klin seemed to have been prepared. As soon as they saw Lan Qi transform, they quickly hid behind the stone. Only Lapis With her back to Lan Qi, she didn't know what was going on and wondered why these people were making such a fuss.

"I'm so upset. I suddenly want to find someone to beat me up." came an extremely irritable female voice.

Lapis turned around suddenly and saw the blond Lan Qi getting ready to go crazy.

"You bastard, why are you in front of me?" The fiery Lan Qi saw Lapis turn around, took out a pistol from nowhere, spit out the fire snake, and shot it mercilessly.

After turning blonde, the entire island became hers.

"Fuck! Crazy woman."

With Lapis' current fighting power, he can clearly see the trajectory of the bullet and easily dodge it. The current scene is like a slow-motion shot of The Matrix.

The bullet that passed over Lapis hit the stone behind with "bang bang bang", and sparks shot out. The three men were hiding behind the stone.

"Phew, I was scared to death." Klin's expression was exaggerated.

"Yeah." Sun Wukong nodded in agreement, but he still stuck his head out of the stone with great interest to watch Lan Qi and Lapis. As a result, a stray bullet flew over and hit him on the head, causing him to " "Wow" and covered his head.

"You are so cowardly, how can you do big things in the future?" Turtle Immortal educated his two apprentices.

He automatically ignored that he was one of the cats here.

"That's enough, you crazy woman." Lapis carefully dodged the bullets, and his movements gradually became skillful from the unfamiliarity at the beginning, and finally became smooth and smooth.

"Bastard." Seeing that Lapis had dodged all her attacks, Lan Qi became more and more excited, "ta-ta-ta-da" in a frenzy.

"Hey!"

Lapis looked at her and smiled, dodging her bullets while approaching her. He was behind her in an instant, clasping his hands from behind, locking Lan Qi's arms so that she could not move.

"Asshole, let me go." The blond Lan Qi struggled hard.

"You are not cute at all, you are so cruel."

Lapis said, holding a strand of her blonde hair under her nose and sweeping it a few times, causing her to sneeze and turn back to blue hair.

Seeing her change back to blue hair, Lapis let go of her hands.

"Ah, sorry, I sneezed again." Lan Qi said embarrassedly.

Seeing Lan Qi's transformation back, the three masters and disciples of Turtle Immortal also came back.

"You guys are too much. You ran away without even calling me. You betrayed your teammates too easily." Lapis complained.

"Haha, young man, you are very skilled. You won't be hurt anyway. It doesn't matter whether you hide or not." Turtle Immortal didn't see the embarrassment and didn't forget to compliment him.

"Bah, you won't be hurt, aren't you hiding too?"

"We have psychological pressure in it. Young man, I think you have good qualifications. Do you want to learn Kamesen-ryu martial arts from me?" As he was talking, Kame Sennin suddenly became interested in talents.

"I……"

Lapis was stunned as soon as he said the word "I".

Because a game prompt suddenly came from his mind.

"Ding, Wu Tian sent me the Guixian style training guide, do you accept it, player?"

???

"Receive, receive."

Although I don’t know what’s going on, I’d better accept it first and then talk about it.

"Ding, we are receiving the Guixian style training guide. After receiving it, the player will officially start the training function."