Planeswalker in Marvel
Chapter 440 Deliberately Provoked
"It's fate, everyone, do you also come to this shabby place for a picnic?" Li Feng raised his head and glanced at Horus and the others. While brushing the snake meat with magic potion to taste, he said with a playful smile: "How about some, it will be very exciting to eat. ....”
"..." Horus took a breath of cold air, his soul being messy in the wind.
To be honest, he had to admit that he underestimated the thickness of Li Feng's skin. If he was driven away by Thoth, he would only feel that he had lost face and leave the swamp as soon as possible.
If Thoth didn't bow his head and apologize afterwards, he would never step into the swamp again in this life.
But Li Feng was lucky. One moment he was driven away, and the next moment he set up a barbecue stall directly in front of someone's house. The roasted meat was covered with golden blood that symbolized the gods.
Are you afraid that you won't be able to anger Thoth, or do you think the mage is too thick-skinned to withstand Thoth's full blow? ....
On the other side, Thoth, who silently recited "I am a god, and I don't have the same knowledge as mortals", raised his head at a 45-degree angle, stared at the high sun, and thought quietly with his hands behind his back.
Compared to the single-minded Horus, he had more things to consider.
For example, does Li Feng work for Seth? If so, then when he comes, the fate of the library is probably already sealed.
It's over, there's no hope, give up...
But if Li Feng and Seth didn't have a half-dozen relationship, then he should consider what kind of deal the other party made with Ra Shen, and he even wanted to join the ranks of the 'Horus Revenge Team' despite his shameless face.
You must know that mages are all shameless people. If they are not driven by enough interests, they will definitely not be able to do such a bad thing as Li Feng.
Either La Shen has used him enough, or this person is a weirdo in the mage world...
"What is your purpose?" Toth activated his brain artifact, entered high-speed computing mode, and asked while observing Li Feng's micro-expressions.
"Uh~" Li Feng pointed to the fragrant snake meat on the grill and pretended to be dumbfounded: "I'm hungry. What's wrong with grilling meat here? What's wrong with being next to you?"
"Or is it that besides filling your stomach, you have developed new uses for this thing?..."
Li Feng looked at Toth with a look of disgust and said, "Don't you use barbecue as soap to lure an inexperienced little girl to kiss you... You are really perverted."
Go to Nimei's perversion... Tot felt that talking to Li Feng was a mistake, because the cerebral thrombosis was enough to make him ventilated.
"Huh~" He snorted coldly, and Tot, like a proud black swan, said arrogantly: "This is the door of my house, please leave gracefully."
"Are you a city manager?" Li Feng asked without raising his head.
Tot, who knew nothing about the city management, was stunned for a long time and shook his head.
"Are you from the subdistrict office?" Li Feng continued to ask.
What the hell?Why are you talking about something I haven't heard before? If you have the ability to speak human words... you can't lie. Tot looked confused and shook his head.
"It's neither the city management nor the street office... I'm not being polite to you," Li Feng stood up straight, pointed at Tote's nose and cursed: "You don't care where I barbecue, you meddling old man, no Don’t let the law enforcement power hang around like a fly.”
This time Thoth understood. Although he did not have officially issued law enforcement powers, he was a god, the kind with privileges, and his words were more useful than those of mortals holding 'law enforcement powers'.
not to mention....
Thoth, who was born as a god, had never been scolded by someone pointing his finger at his nose. This made him so angry that his lungs exploded. He immediately took out a knife and wanted to sign with Li Feng.
Horus had witnessed Li Feng turning the Great White Snake into a retard with a snap of his fingers. Worried that Thoth would capsize in the sewer, he hurriedly hugged Thoth from behind and looked at Li Feng with confused eyes.
He couldn't understand why Li Feng, who had almost knelt down to Tot before, suddenly got hard?
Are you crazy, or is the medicine you are taking expired? .....
Li Feng saw that Thoth was so angry that his hair stood on top of his head, and his face changed color like a Saiyan going crazy. However, his body was firmly held by Horus, and the knife in his hand could not touch him. He immediately put his hands on his hips and slapped He pointed his finger at Toth's nose and continued to curse.
"Why, you are just the God of Wisdom, and you still want to control the world and control whether I eat meat or not... Look, you are so idle. You don't do anything serious every day, and you do all kinds of nonsense, which makes people upset... ."
"Come on, if you have the guts, challenge me to a duel," Li Feng turned the barbecue into a pressure cooker and shouted, "I'm going to pluck your bird feathers and make this big heron into a nourishing soup..."
"Shut up," Horus, whose head was about to explode, roared, glared at Li Feng, picked up Thoth and walked into the swamp.
He discovered that Li Feng was a scourge, and anyone who had anything to do with him would suffer.
If he didn't stay away from Li Feng as soon as possible, regardless of whether his revenge would be successful, it would be normal to vomit three liters of blood every day.
By the way, if Li Feng is thrown next to Seth, will he make his hands and feet weak and his steps frivolous every day? .....
Horus nodded silently: It seems to be quite promising, but it is a bit fiddly to operate...
On the side, Hathor curled his lips in displeasure when he saw the highlight of the play but suddenly ended. When he walked towards the swamp and passed by Li Feng, he said with a half-smile but not a smile: "You want to anger Thoth."
Li Feng rolled his eyes at Hathor, took a table knife and cut off a piece of barbecue, chewed the food and said vaguely: "Just take it as a yes, ask Mao, Ba Po..."
Me, the eighth wife? ! .... Hathor's expression froze, and he waved his hand to follow Horus's footsteps, leaving behind an angry warning.
"Boy, pray you don't fall into my hands, otherwise... hum."
In your hands?I'm waiting to see who should pray... Li Feng scratched his head, leaving everyone with a simple and honest look on his back.
When the sound of people wading in the water behind him became more and more distant, Li Feng turned to look at the people and cursed silently:
Thoth, you idiot, you messed up my original plan, which made me have to think of something on the spur of the moment... God of wisdom, hum, just wait, I will make you look like a retard for a few days. God cannot...
......
After wading through the swamp, Horus, who was carrying Thoth, put him down and babbled:
"You are the God of Wisdom, not the God of Battle. Is it interesting to argue with a mortal?"
...Damn mortals, that guy is a foreign mage, the kind who is about to become a god... Besides, if you hadn't pulled me, I would have died of him. What a fool...
Thoth adjusted his clean but somewhat wrinkled robes and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, save some face for me, there are two mortals here."
You can completely pretend that we don't exist...Beck Nunu mouthed, pulling Saya to deliberately stay a few steps behind Horus, Thoth, and Hathor.
As a thief who has been wandering the streets all year round, the way he lives his life is to listen less and see less, especially what he sees and hears is related to Horus's earnest persuasion to Thoth.
Think about it, the God of Wisdom, who is known for his high IQ, was actually taught a lesson by a student of that year. The news is quite exciting.
If this spreads, it will probably shock the whole of Egypt. At the same time, Baker, who spreads the 'grapevine' news, will inexplicably lie down at the bottom of the Nile and feed the fish, which is still mandatory.
Want to save face now?Why didn't you tell me when I was carrying you across the swamp... Horus sighed, and the thought of hopeless revenge suddenly arose in his heart.
"Um, ah, haha..." Tot chuckled twice. After calming down, he touched his chin, pretended to be thoughtful, and changed the subject: "Things are a bit strange. Austin seems to be deliberately irritating I..."
After a pause, Thoth glanced at Hathor and said, "No, he wants to anger all of us."
"Horus," Thoth asked, holding his arms with his left hand and tapping his temple with his right hand, "Do you know the specific deal between Austin and Ra?"
"I don't know, and I don't want to know," Horus spread his hands, looked at the desert with sharp eyes, and gritted his molar teeth and said sadly: "I only care about how to pierce Seth's skull with a spear... "
"Revenge is just a small goal. Putting on the crown is the end of your journey." Thoth patted the angry Horus on the shoulder and said, "Make no mistake..."
As he said that, Toth looked back at Li Feng who was hanging behind everyone, lying leisurely on the back of the big white snake, drinking and eating meat, and said to himself: "I always feel that Austin has a big plan... but he doesn't Clues, I can’t analyze what the other party wants.”
"Forget it, let's not talk about Austin," Toth changed his words, pointed at Hathor with his chin, and said softly: "During the time you were separated, she never forgot you... Ha. Thor has always loved you in his heart."
"Really, then her heart is really big enough to accommodate many people..." Horus squinted at Thoth and added in his heart: And you, you want to live in her heart too. .....
Thoth didn't know what Horus was thinking. He simply thought that 'living in many people' meant that Hathor and Set had sex happily, and kindly reminded him: "Tell me why Set let you live in the first place. ..."
Horus said nothing, lowered his head and quickened his pace. He was not stupid and knew how to eliminate the root of the problem.
only....
When I think that the way to save my life is to sacrifice my beloved woman's appearance and endure hardship in the arms of my enemy, any man will feel inferior, confused, and life would be worse than death.
What's more, Horus is full of macho aura?
In order to numb himself and save his internal organs from being roasted by anger, Horus even convinced himself with the absurd excuse that Hathor did not love him.
But now, Thoth directly opened the bloody scar, allowing him to face the torture from his soul.
Thoth saw that Horus was silent and thought that the other party had never thought about the specific reason.
Secretly hating that Horus had lost his mind and allowed the beauty to be wronged for nothing, Thoth said bluntly as if he hated iron, "She surrendered to Seth for love, and you are here to punish her?"
As the saying goes, you can never wake up someone who is pretending to sleep, unless the person pretending to sleep decides to wake up.
Horus was like a person pretending to be asleep at this time, still refusing to wake up.
Horus, who was heartbroken to the point of bleeding, pretended to be dissatisfied and said: "I don't need her help at all..."
In order to make Thoth bother about Hathor, Horus changed the subject and said: "I only wish for one thing..."
Thoth was stunned. Perhaps Horus's way of changing the subject was too abrupt. He realized that it wasn't that Horus didn't believe what he said, but that he didn't want to think about Hathor at all.
So, while you are punishing the beauty, you are also torturing yourself? .....
You retard... Toth clasped his hands behind his back, shook his head and sighed: "You know, I think everyone is a fool... but you are dumber than most people..."
"..." Horus took a breath of cold air, his soul being messy in the wind.
To be honest, he had to admit that he underestimated the thickness of Li Feng's skin. If he was driven away by Thoth, he would only feel that he had lost face and leave the swamp as soon as possible.
If Thoth didn't bow his head and apologize afterwards, he would never step into the swamp again in this life.
But Li Feng was lucky. One moment he was driven away, and the next moment he set up a barbecue stall directly in front of someone's house. The roasted meat was covered with golden blood that symbolized the gods.
Are you afraid that you won't be able to anger Thoth, or do you think the mage is too thick-skinned to withstand Thoth's full blow? ....
On the other side, Thoth, who silently recited "I am a god, and I don't have the same knowledge as mortals", raised his head at a 45-degree angle, stared at the high sun, and thought quietly with his hands behind his back.
Compared to the single-minded Horus, he had more things to consider.
For example, does Li Feng work for Seth? If so, then when he comes, the fate of the library is probably already sealed.
It's over, there's no hope, give up...
But if Li Feng and Seth didn't have a half-dozen relationship, then he should consider what kind of deal the other party made with Ra Shen, and he even wanted to join the ranks of the 'Horus Revenge Team' despite his shameless face.
You must know that mages are all shameless people. If they are not driven by enough interests, they will definitely not be able to do such a bad thing as Li Feng.
Either La Shen has used him enough, or this person is a weirdo in the mage world...
"What is your purpose?" Toth activated his brain artifact, entered high-speed computing mode, and asked while observing Li Feng's micro-expressions.
"Uh~" Li Feng pointed to the fragrant snake meat on the grill and pretended to be dumbfounded: "I'm hungry. What's wrong with grilling meat here? What's wrong with being next to you?"
"Or is it that besides filling your stomach, you have developed new uses for this thing?..."
Li Feng looked at Toth with a look of disgust and said, "Don't you use barbecue as soap to lure an inexperienced little girl to kiss you... You are really perverted."
Go to Nimei's perversion... Tot felt that talking to Li Feng was a mistake, because the cerebral thrombosis was enough to make him ventilated.
"Huh~" He snorted coldly, and Tot, like a proud black swan, said arrogantly: "This is the door of my house, please leave gracefully."
"Are you a city manager?" Li Feng asked without raising his head.
Tot, who knew nothing about the city management, was stunned for a long time and shook his head.
"Are you from the subdistrict office?" Li Feng continued to ask.
What the hell?Why are you talking about something I haven't heard before? If you have the ability to speak human words... you can't lie. Tot looked confused and shook his head.
"It's neither the city management nor the street office... I'm not being polite to you," Li Feng stood up straight, pointed at Tote's nose and cursed: "You don't care where I barbecue, you meddling old man, no Don’t let the law enforcement power hang around like a fly.”
This time Thoth understood. Although he did not have officially issued law enforcement powers, he was a god, the kind with privileges, and his words were more useful than those of mortals holding 'law enforcement powers'.
not to mention....
Thoth, who was born as a god, had never been scolded by someone pointing his finger at his nose. This made him so angry that his lungs exploded. He immediately took out a knife and wanted to sign with Li Feng.
Horus had witnessed Li Feng turning the Great White Snake into a retard with a snap of his fingers. Worried that Thoth would capsize in the sewer, he hurriedly hugged Thoth from behind and looked at Li Feng with confused eyes.
He couldn't understand why Li Feng, who had almost knelt down to Tot before, suddenly got hard?
Are you crazy, or is the medicine you are taking expired? .....
Li Feng saw that Thoth was so angry that his hair stood on top of his head, and his face changed color like a Saiyan going crazy. However, his body was firmly held by Horus, and the knife in his hand could not touch him. He immediately put his hands on his hips and slapped He pointed his finger at Toth's nose and continued to curse.
"Why, you are just the God of Wisdom, and you still want to control the world and control whether I eat meat or not... Look, you are so idle. You don't do anything serious every day, and you do all kinds of nonsense, which makes people upset... ."
"Come on, if you have the guts, challenge me to a duel," Li Feng turned the barbecue into a pressure cooker and shouted, "I'm going to pluck your bird feathers and make this big heron into a nourishing soup..."
"Shut up," Horus, whose head was about to explode, roared, glared at Li Feng, picked up Thoth and walked into the swamp.
He discovered that Li Feng was a scourge, and anyone who had anything to do with him would suffer.
If he didn't stay away from Li Feng as soon as possible, regardless of whether his revenge would be successful, it would be normal to vomit three liters of blood every day.
By the way, if Li Feng is thrown next to Seth, will he make his hands and feet weak and his steps frivolous every day? .....
Horus nodded silently: It seems to be quite promising, but it is a bit fiddly to operate...
On the side, Hathor curled his lips in displeasure when he saw the highlight of the play but suddenly ended. When he walked towards the swamp and passed by Li Feng, he said with a half-smile but not a smile: "You want to anger Thoth."
Li Feng rolled his eyes at Hathor, took a table knife and cut off a piece of barbecue, chewed the food and said vaguely: "Just take it as a yes, ask Mao, Ba Po..."
Me, the eighth wife? ! .... Hathor's expression froze, and he waved his hand to follow Horus's footsteps, leaving behind an angry warning.
"Boy, pray you don't fall into my hands, otherwise... hum."
In your hands?I'm waiting to see who should pray... Li Feng scratched his head, leaving everyone with a simple and honest look on his back.
When the sound of people wading in the water behind him became more and more distant, Li Feng turned to look at the people and cursed silently:
Thoth, you idiot, you messed up my original plan, which made me have to think of something on the spur of the moment... God of wisdom, hum, just wait, I will make you look like a retard for a few days. God cannot...
......
After wading through the swamp, Horus, who was carrying Thoth, put him down and babbled:
"You are the God of Wisdom, not the God of Battle. Is it interesting to argue with a mortal?"
...Damn mortals, that guy is a foreign mage, the kind who is about to become a god... Besides, if you hadn't pulled me, I would have died of him. What a fool...
Thoth adjusted his clean but somewhat wrinkled robes and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, save some face for me, there are two mortals here."
You can completely pretend that we don't exist...Beck Nunu mouthed, pulling Saya to deliberately stay a few steps behind Horus, Thoth, and Hathor.
As a thief who has been wandering the streets all year round, the way he lives his life is to listen less and see less, especially what he sees and hears is related to Horus's earnest persuasion to Thoth.
Think about it, the God of Wisdom, who is known for his high IQ, was actually taught a lesson by a student of that year. The news is quite exciting.
If this spreads, it will probably shock the whole of Egypt. At the same time, Baker, who spreads the 'grapevine' news, will inexplicably lie down at the bottom of the Nile and feed the fish, which is still mandatory.
Want to save face now?Why didn't you tell me when I was carrying you across the swamp... Horus sighed, and the thought of hopeless revenge suddenly arose in his heart.
"Um, ah, haha..." Tot chuckled twice. After calming down, he touched his chin, pretended to be thoughtful, and changed the subject: "Things are a bit strange. Austin seems to be deliberately irritating I..."
After a pause, Thoth glanced at Hathor and said, "No, he wants to anger all of us."
"Horus," Thoth asked, holding his arms with his left hand and tapping his temple with his right hand, "Do you know the specific deal between Austin and Ra?"
"I don't know, and I don't want to know," Horus spread his hands, looked at the desert with sharp eyes, and gritted his molar teeth and said sadly: "I only care about how to pierce Seth's skull with a spear... "
"Revenge is just a small goal. Putting on the crown is the end of your journey." Thoth patted the angry Horus on the shoulder and said, "Make no mistake..."
As he said that, Toth looked back at Li Feng who was hanging behind everyone, lying leisurely on the back of the big white snake, drinking and eating meat, and said to himself: "I always feel that Austin has a big plan... but he doesn't Clues, I can’t analyze what the other party wants.”
"Forget it, let's not talk about Austin," Toth changed his words, pointed at Hathor with his chin, and said softly: "During the time you were separated, she never forgot you... Ha. Thor has always loved you in his heart."
"Really, then her heart is really big enough to accommodate many people..." Horus squinted at Thoth and added in his heart: And you, you want to live in her heart too. .....
Thoth didn't know what Horus was thinking. He simply thought that 'living in many people' meant that Hathor and Set had sex happily, and kindly reminded him: "Tell me why Set let you live in the first place. ..."
Horus said nothing, lowered his head and quickened his pace. He was not stupid and knew how to eliminate the root of the problem.
only....
When I think that the way to save my life is to sacrifice my beloved woman's appearance and endure hardship in the arms of my enemy, any man will feel inferior, confused, and life would be worse than death.
What's more, Horus is full of macho aura?
In order to numb himself and save his internal organs from being roasted by anger, Horus even convinced himself with the absurd excuse that Hathor did not love him.
But now, Thoth directly opened the bloody scar, allowing him to face the torture from his soul.
Thoth saw that Horus was silent and thought that the other party had never thought about the specific reason.
Secretly hating that Horus had lost his mind and allowed the beauty to be wronged for nothing, Thoth said bluntly as if he hated iron, "She surrendered to Seth for love, and you are here to punish her?"
As the saying goes, you can never wake up someone who is pretending to sleep, unless the person pretending to sleep decides to wake up.
Horus was like a person pretending to be asleep at this time, still refusing to wake up.
Horus, who was heartbroken to the point of bleeding, pretended to be dissatisfied and said: "I don't need her help at all..."
In order to make Thoth bother about Hathor, Horus changed the subject and said: "I only wish for one thing..."
Thoth was stunned. Perhaps Horus's way of changing the subject was too abrupt. He realized that it wasn't that Horus didn't believe what he said, but that he didn't want to think about Hathor at all.
So, while you are punishing the beauty, you are also torturing yourself? .....
You retard... Toth clasped his hands behind his back, shook his head and sighed: "You know, I think everyone is a fool... but you are dumber than most people..."
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