Global Elf Frenzy

A false alarm!

Because there is not a lot of energy condensed in the shadow ball cast by La Lulas, and its size is only slightly larger than a table tennis ball.

So when the shadow ball was thrown out by Lalu Lasi and hit the window in the room, it didn't cause much damage.

It just blew the curtains into tatters and ripped a big hole in the wallpaper.

Other than that, there is no big economic loss.

But the curtains and wallpaper will definitely need to be replaced.

"Lalu~"

Although it was just a false alarm, Lalulas still looked like a child who had done something bad and was waiting for punishment from his parents, with his head lowered and his mood very low.

"It's fine if you don't get hurt!"

But Lan Jingyun just smiled and touched Lalu Lasi's little head, comforting her softly.

"Lalu~"

La Lulasi's little head gently rubbed Lan Jingyun's palm, then turned back to look at the curtains and wallpaper that were stained by her shadow ball.

Lan Jingyun didn't say anything more, just stretched out his hand and gently hugged Lalu Lasi into his arms.

The problem now is how to explain to my parents why the curtains and wallpaper were damaged.

Just tell the truth!

Lan Jingyun thought about it and realized there was no need to hide it.

Even though something like this happened, I would definitely be nagged by my mother.

But Lan Jingyun doesn't care, anyway, it goes in with the left ear and out with the right ear.

Then all you have to do is nod your head from time to time to show that you are listening.

After Lan Jingyun determined the solution, he carried La Lulas downstairs to confess to his parents.

As expected, after Lan Jingyun explained the ins and outs of the matter, Gu Shiyu first ran over and checked carefully. After confirming that neither Lan Jingyun nor La Lulas was injured, he put his hands on his waist and started to look serious. The ground admonished Lan Jingyun.

Of course, Lan Jingyun is a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water. Growing up, he has never been caught by his mother when he was naughty and mischievous, so he has long been used to it.

However, Lalulasi believed that it was her fault for not controlling the shadow ball well, which almost caused Lan Jingyun to be injured.

So I kept my little head tied up and felt very depressed.

Lan Jingyun noticed this, so while listening to his mother's nagging, he never stopped making small movements with his hands.

One hand was holding Lalu Lasi, and the other hand was tickling Lalu Lasi quietly.

Gu Shiyu noticed Lan Jingyun's little movements and couldn't help but feel angry and funny.

In this case, how come you act as if you are the bad guy?

Gu Shiyu looked at Lan Jingyun helplessly.

It’s so big that you can’t help your mother!

Lan Shuwen on the other side saw Lan Jingyun's appearance and knew it was his turn to appear.

Since Gu Shiyu has already played the bad side, of course he has to play the red face. Otherwise, how can they be called a husband and wife team?

Lan Shuwen put down the remote control in his hand, stood up from the sofa, walked over and patted Lan Jingyun on the shoulder.

"follow me!"

Lan Shuwen just stayed for a while and then walked towards the second floor.

"Roger that!"

Although he didn't know what kind of medicine his father was selling in his gourd, Lan Jingyun was still very happy to have the opportunity to escape from his mother's nagging.

Lan Jingyun rolled his eyes, nodded, and followed with a smile.

Gu Shiyu was left alone standing there with some annoyance.

The father and son are indeed getting more and more arrogant.

It seems that I need to find a chance to make some repairs!

Gu Shiyu began to think about whether to confiscate the money that Lan Shuwen had hidden in the small vault under the closet.

"Dad, do you have any heirlooms that you want me to inherit?"

Lan Jingyun followed his father all the way to the second floor and walked to a closed door.

Lan Jingyun felt more and more confused, and couldn't help but tremble.

Because this room has never been opened since Lan Jingyun was reborn in this world.

In the previous world, this room in my home had always been used as a warehouse, where all kinds of sundries were stored.

But in this world, Lan Jingyun is not very clear.

"Family heirloom? It's a beautiful thought!"

Lan Shuwen smiled and tilted Lan Jingyun's head.

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p; "Hey hey hey"

Lan Jingyun covered the head that was knocked by his father and smiled stupidly.

"Don't make jokes with me. I haven't settled the matter with you yet."

Lan Shuwen suddenly became serious.

"Dad, you are not following the script."

But Lan Jingyun was still smiling, and he was still smart with Lan Shuwen.

"Since my mother and others have already turned a white face, shouldn't you be a red face?"

"Okay, don't try to fool me. You can fool your sister with just one mouth."

After all, Lan Shuwen had eaten more than 20 years more than Lan Jingyun. How could he still not see his son's little thoughts?

"Then I'll go find Xiaoyu and file a complaint, saying that you spoke ill of her behind her back."

But Lan Jingyun is not afraid of his father at all. After all, he has been born in two lifetimes. If you really want to calculate it, Lan Jingyun's age in the two lifetimes combined is not younger than that of his father.

Although things like life experience cannot be explained clearly by simply adding and subtracting.

Lan Shuwen's weakness was poked by Lan Jingyun, and he was speechless for a moment.

After all, Lan Jingyun knew very well that his father was most afraid of his mother, followed by his sister.

So Lan Jingyun simply moved Lan Jingyu out, not minding that he was actually pretending to be a bully.

"Oh~ you"

Lan Shuwen felt helpless towards his son and sighed.

Lan Jingyun didn't answer.

Because Lan Jingyun is not an idiot. After all, he was severely beaten by society in his last life. He still has the most basic ability to observe words and emotions, as well as when to say something.

His father looked like he was about to talk to him about something serious.

Lan Jingyun naturally put away the cheerful expression on his face and looked serious.

Although Lan Jingyun's serious expression still contained a bit of joking.

Because this serious expression is too deliberate, it gives people a very funny feeling.

Lan Shuwen was also a little helpless and could only continue speaking according to his own ideas.

"I actually didn't want to say something to you, but you were really careless today. Compared to Pokémon, the human body is actually very fragile. Fortunately, there were no serious consequences. But this is also a process that every new trainer must go through. After all, the life of a trainer who has not been attacked by his own Pokémon's moves is not complete."

Lan Shuwen said very scary words with a relaxed expression, and while speaking, he took out a key from his pocket, and then handed the key into Lan Jingyun's hand.

Lan Jingyun couldn't help but shudder when he saw the meaningful smile on his father's face.

Isn't this world too scary?

Is being a trainer such a high-risk profession?

"Don't worry, life is said to be fragile, but at the same time it is also extremely tough. Human beings will only remember lessons after they have suffered losses themselves. If you encounter this kind of thing now, it is better than encountering it in the future."

Lan Shuwen walked up behind Lan Jingyun and pushed Lan Jingyun's back hard.

"Open it and take a look!"

Lan Jingyun really wanted to complain about his father. Do you need to say such dangerous words to scare me?

But if you think about it carefully, what Lan Shuwen said makes some sense.

Pokémon's moves are indeed very dangerous to humans.

Moreover, human beings are actually such "cheap" creatures who eat hard things but not soft things.

If you reason with him nicely, he won't listen. He won't learn to behave unless he really suffers a loss.

Just like this time, it was better to be almost injured by Lalu's half-finished shadow ball than to be killed by the complete version of the shadow ball in the future.

Although Lan Jingyun felt that his father's theory was a bit unreliable, he had no way to refute it.

Because he was indeed too careless.

So Lan Jingyun could only open the closed door with the key his father gave him with a speechless expression.

Through the light in the corridor, Lan Jingyun vaguely saw the layout of the room.

"This is"

Lan Jingyun looked surprised.

Then Lan Shuwen turned on the light.

Suddenly, what caught Lan Jingyun's eyes was a complete set of training equipment including a full set of equipment, as well as an inconspicuous machine placed in the corner of the room.

This machine is not unfamiliar to Lan Jingyun, because it is exactly what he has been thinking about for a long time. He even checked it on the official website of the Pokémon League many times. However, because of the high price, he could only look at it on his bank card. The remaining balance, sighing helplessly - energy cube making machine!