Naruto Great Scientist

Chapter 7 It’s important not to get caught drinking.

Sarutobi: Hey, the title of the last chapter was obviously "Crystal Ball Peeping", right? Why did I appear at the end, still a silhouette?

Sajia: Peeping is not a good thing. You can’t teach children bad things.Of course, the length must be reduced.

Sarutobi: How many children are reading the novel?

Sajia: If Sajia’s article is included in the People’s Education Press textbook in the future, then it will be written for children.

Sarutobi: You are paranoid.Even if it is published in the People's Education Press, no one will pay you any royalties.

Let’s think of the above as a small theater. The following is the text:

When dinner was over, let's just call it the end. Lu Chuan sent these two meal-obsessed men away.

Although she is not a beauty, she doesn't mind brushing up on the favorability of these two guys.But Naruto has a special status after all. If he goes too far, the third generation might invite him to tea.

I'm not afraid of being invited to tea by the third generation. That old man Danzo is a typical tragedian. He might just find a reason to assassinate, assassinate, assassinate, etc.At this time, Lukawa didn't have any trump cards. It would be best if everyone could be well with you and me. Anyway, I'm not a Sharingan, I'm not a Jinchuuriki, and I don't want to be Hokage.

What is a tragicist?According to the words of Mr. Lu Xun, who returned from Japan and returned from overseas (Why do we add the word "Stay in Japan" before Lu Xun? That is to show that the article has connotation, and what is national is what belongs to the world.), tragedy is the destruction of good things for people to see.The most precious thing for people is life, and life is only once for everyone.Such a beautiful thing cannot be destroyed by that guy Danzo.

(Battle of Gods: Ostrovsky’s motivational words are just an excuse for you to be afraid of death.

Lukawa: No road race. )

"You two, go slowly. If you want to come for dinner in the future, please make a reservation in advance." Lu Chuan "persuaded" the two of them not to come in his own way.

Kakashi understood.After all, for such a big person, I can hear good things.

But Naruto's stubbornness couldn't be heard.

"Then why are you so embarrassed?" Huang Mao said, rubbing the back of his head stupidly, "Then I'll come back tomorrow night."

After hearing this, Lukawa nodded to express his understanding, and then said to Kakashi:

"What about you, coming?"

"No, I'll do it first..."

Although he could read pornographic books in front of children and women, Kakashi was still embarrassed to let such children make him look like he was deliberately cheating on him.Especially with Naruto standing next to him, who was clearly a slut, and it looked like he was the same person.

"I think you will come again." Lukawa interrupted Kakashi directly, making Kakashi's farewell stuck in his throat.Naruto is here for dinner, where else do you want to go as a spy?Come in and eat.

"Father said you are a swordsman, can I learn from you?" Lu Chuan directly stated his purpose.

Kakashi didn't refuse directly. After all, he might have to come here every day to eat.

"Why learn the sword?" Kakashi asked, with seriousness in his voice.

"He's cool with a knife."

[As expected, children at this time are mainly focused on being cool. 】

"Farewell first."

Just "instant" and leave.

Then Naruto also went home.Let’s just go home.

"Why do you suddenly want to learn swordsmanship?" Shikaku asked after returning to the house.

There is no better son than a father.Shikaku doesn't believe that Lukawa learned the sword from Kakashi just to look cool, although this is also in line with Lukawa's character.

"My body is smaller now. If I carry a knife, my shadow will be longer." When talking to his father, just state the purpose directly.

After hearing Lukawa's explanation, Shikaku thought for a moment.

"I'll ask Kakashi for you."

"Thank you, dad. There is something good here, son." He took out the secret "Sichuan Brand" from his arms. "My son made it secretly to honor his father." Lu Chuan smiled obscenely.

Shikaku looked around and found that Yoshino was not there, so he kicked the wine into his arms.Equally obscene.

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p; When he came to the dining room and found Yoshino washing dishes, Shikaku took a deep breath.

[Yoshino people are very nice, but they are very strict about drinking. 】

However, Shikaku's behavior clearly gave Shikamaru a feeling of henpeckedness, which then gave rise to a fearful feeling about women. In addition, Shikaku indeed lacked education in this aspect of Shikamaru, so that when Shikamaru saw him later Women find it troublesome.

He took out the wine from his arms and took out a small drinking cup from his cuffs.

"This is called saving a hand."

Even while secretly drinking, Shikaku didn't forget to instill in his two sons the tradition of keeping one hand in the Nara family. (Hey, hey, it’s a tradition in Aburame’s family to save something.)

Japanese sake bottles are not very big, so you can drink them in just a few sips.

Then lie down directly on the dining table.

"Hey, hey, what did you give daddy to drink?" Shikamaru saw that this situation was probably not going well, so he quickly asked Lukawa what was going on.

"Pour one bottle. As long as you drink enough, you will definitely faint. But don't worry, there will be no sequelae after waking up, and you can control the time of drunkenness. It is said that you wake up in 10 minutes, and you will definitely wake up in 10 minutes."

"Then what kind of drink did you give Dad?" Shikamaru immediately understood what it was.This thing is a drug.

"I don't know, I forgot to label it."

"..."

"..."

"Then what will dad do when mom comes soon?" After listening to Lukawa's words, Shikamaru took a long time to recover.

"Then we have to leave it to fate." Lu Chuan clasped his hands together.

In less than a moment, Yoshino came out after washing the dishes and found Shikaku lying on the table.

"Is your dad drinking again?" Yoshino's voice suddenly rose an octave.

Shikamaru and Shikawa shook their heads.

Shaking your head has many meanings.It can mean that you don't know (to cover for your father), you can also mean that you don't know (to show that you are innocent), or you can mean that you can't tell (when something happens, you will blame it on Shikaku).

Alas, all the cleverness of the Nara family has been put to use on this kind of thing.

The wine bottle and quilt as evidence had been put away by both Shikamaru and Shikawa. If Dad escaped by chance, these things would be a good thing to use to blackmail Dad in the future.

"Hey, Shikaku, you're drinking again." Yoshino stepped forward to pat Shikaku.

It was then that Shikaku finally stood up.

"I was a little tired just now, so I lay down for a while." After all, he was a senior who often fought guerrilla warfare, and he was always telling lies.

"Come on, open your mouth." Shikaku is battle-hardened, but Yoshino is still the same.

After smelling that there seemed to be no smell of alcohol, Yoshino left with peace of mind.

"Saved." The three positive species of the Nara family sighed in unison, just like the fire lobsters in the Titanic. They were about to be served on the table, and at this time, the ship sank.

"Dad, the stuff is pretty good, right?" Lu Chuan said.

"Yeah, I have some knowledge." Lujiu agreed.After drinking the wine, you will get drunk immediately. After being drunk, there will be no taste of alcohol in your mouth. This thing is a bit tricky.

"The Third Hokage personally wrote the inscription. If this thing is put on the market, there will definitely be business opportunities. Dad, do you want to invest?" Lukawa took the opportunity to advertise.

"Yes, it's a way to make money."

As a result, Nara's drugstore launched "Sichuan Brand Liquor" the next day.

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ps: Some people complained that Sajia was too complaining.Let’s talk about it here.Naruto is about the world of ninjas.The so-called ninja is a world that walks in darkness and does not intersect with light.However, in Naruto, ninja has become a popular profession.This is simply sad.That's why Sajia uses complaints and jokes to dilute the bloody world of ninjas where you kill me and I kill you.Of course, the most important thing is that complaining is Sajia's style.

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