Konoha's Immorality

Chapter 87: What does poop feel like?

Konoha, the mission center.

Hinata Yueqing came here as usual and took on a B-level mission that required him to go out to the village.

The war is over, and Konoha has now entered a period of stable development, making up for the wounds caused by the war.

Some small-scale frictions at the border will naturally be handled by someone.There is no need for Hinata Yueqing to interfere with such a thankless matter, he has already made his name in the war.

Accepting the mission is just because of the necessary indicators for the ninja. Similarly, the mission that needs to go out of the village can better allow him to perform some deployments.

The 20 days passed quickly, and the two countries, the Land of Water and the Land of Fire, continued to test on a small scale as before. The armistice agreement that was supposed to be signed was also suspended due to a series of actions by the Land of Water.

Hinata Yueqing held a handful of blood-stained kunai, and looked at the fifteen corpses in front of him without changing his expression.

Today, he has experienced the baptism of war and Uchiha Madara's full guidance in the illusion space.For this B-level mission, there is no longer any pressure.



Birds were chirping in the sky, Ri Xiangyueqing beckoned, and a messenger eagle swooped down from the sky.It fell steadily on Ri Xiangyueqing's shoulders.

After taking down the letter, Hinata Yueqing read it with a slight smile on his lips: "The time has finally come."

"Absolutely."

Using a unique method, Hyuga Yueqing summoned a Baijue clone, held his right hand empty, and threw to the latter a pair of three-curved jade writing sharing eyes.

"I understand."

After Bai Jue took the eyes, he put them in his own eyes, the white fluid rolled, and Bai Jue's whole body began to attach to Hyuga Yueqing's body.

But for a moment, Hinata Yueqing followed Bai Ze's disguise, and his body suddenly rose, and what appeared in front of him was the appearance of Uchiha Madara when he was an adult.

With a wave of his hand, he took out the exclusive sickle of the Uchiha clan from the treasure chest, and Hyuga Yueqing's entire body was accompanied by knot seals, and his body turned into smoke.

"how do you feel"

"how do you feel"

Obito opened his right eye and saw two Baijue standing in front of his window.

The left-handed Bai Jue's entire body presents a spiral shape of stool, only the hollow shell of his right eye is exposed.

Bai Jue with his right hand has only the left half of his body, and the right half is incomplete and covered with various spikes.

Obito knew that the cells on his right side came from this Baijue.In other words, he was saved by this person.If it can be called human.

After hearing the questions from the two White Zetsus, Obito stood up and leaned his back against the head of the bed: "Do you need to ask? Of course it feels terrible."

“It feels like it’s been a long time since I came here.”

"It's been 25 days, don't worry, you won't be charged rent." Bai Jue on the right replied indifferently.

"We who were born in golems don't need to eat. There is no meal fee, and we don't need to go to the toilet, because we don't need a tuba at all." A Fei opened his hands, full of naughtiness.

"Even so, don't compare me with you guys." Uchiha Obito's voice was a little helpless.

"I'm only half full of this weird, inexplicable stuff."

After speaking, Uchiha Obito touched the bandaged right shoulder.

"Thanks to him, you can survive without eating or drinking. I think you should thank him instead." The slightly normal Baijue clone reminded Uchiha Obito.

A Fei hugged his shoulders and nodded repeatedly: "Really, we don't want to be confused with you. Yours is an artificial body without emotions, and we are artificial humans with emotions and can understand the point of laughter better than you."

A Fei made a funny pos: "I have a richer vocabulary and a better brain than you, although I can't get into the tuba."

"It's so noisy," Uchiha Obito roared: "Then you should tell me where you are more advanced than me."

The two whites looked at each other.

"us"

"being"

"Watching you"

"It's really annoying that you all say the same thing."

"The reason why we are here to help you recover is because Master Madara asked us to help you recover to a state where you can fulfill your promise before he comes back."

"Cut." Uchiha Obito turned his head disdainfully: "Let two puppet dolls who can only play tricks watch me, but I don't know where to go to have a good time. Really."

"I must escape from here, find Lin and Kakashi, and return to my companions." Obito clenched his left fist with a firm gaze.

“Where can I get out?”

"You can't get out, there is no exit." Ah Fei playfully stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of his face.

"After Madara-sama ordered us to move you here, he sealed the exit with a rock."

"Hey, you actually blocked the door." Uchiha Obito followed another White Zetsu's reminder and immediately saw the sealed door.There are no gaps at all.

"By the way, you kept screaming in your dream. Could it be that you wanted to go outside to pick up the bell?" Bai Jue's clone opened his right hand and complained with disdain. "There are also idiots, idiots, idiots in the middle."

"Oh, by the way, you also said idiot Kakashi, right?" A Fei suddenly remembered.

"Yes, yes, occasionally."

"What the hell Kakashi?"

"Who knows? Why don't you just ask him directly." Bai Jue's clone pointed at Obito who was already blushing on the bed.

Have I said this before? Uchiha Obito was sweating when his ugly appearance was discovered. He was very embarrassed and silently watched the two White Zetsu whispering as if no one was watching.

"Hey, can I ask a question?" After finishing chatting with Bai Jue, A Fei turned to look at Obito.

"Ah" Obito responded.

"That is, you can show me what it's like to go to the big size."

Obito waved his left hand and suddenly became angry: "Isn't it the problem with idiot Kakashi? How entangled are you two?"

"Why are you so angry?" Bai Zetsu on the right looked helpless: "Then I'll ask you questions about Lin and idiot Kakashi later."

Uchiha Obito pointed with his left hand at A Fei standing on the left: "Especially you on the left, you are in circles, you can't poop, and you look like poop. You are very annoying."

A Fei cooperatively extended a thumbs down to Obito, indicating that he also looked down on Obito Uchiha.

"Speaking of which, where have all the other white guys gone?"

"Um, go outside to collect information."

"What?" Uchiha Obito sat up in surprise and leaned forward: "Can you guys go out?"

"Because we can move in the soil." Bai Jue's avatar replied as a matter of course.

"That's how you two spy."

Hinata Yueqing pressed Uchiha Madara's face and spoke Uchiha Madara's tone.Appearing behind this Bai Jue in an instant, he kicked this brainless Bai Jue out.

"Madara-sama, you are back." A Fei was mindless and ignored his companion being kicked away. He rushed forward and hugged Uchiha Madara's thigh.

A black line suddenly appeared on Hyuga Yueqing's face, and he kicked up, making Ah Fei follow closely behind.

"Remember, don't tell others about your information in the future, not to anyone, except me."

"Yes, Madara-sama." Bai Jue replied with a bow.

"What do you want to do by locking me here?" Obito said angrily when he saw Madara Uchiha, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, pointing at him with his index finger.

"I didn't imprison you, you can go out anytime you want."

"Damn it, you sealed the door, how should I get out?"

Hinata Yueqing waved his hand and said impatiently: "I came back this time just to pass on a piece of information. Kakashi Hatake and Rin Harano were sent by the Third Hokage to the battlefield of the Land of Water."

"what"

Just as Uchiha Obito was about to ask a question, he saw Uchiha Madara's hand seals turned into smoke and disappeared instantly.

This time Uchiha Obito clearly saw that this was a space ninjutsu that could move the position instantly.

"Damn" Uchiha Obito hit the sheets with his left hand.

Kakashi, you promised me that you would protect Lin, right?

Don't let anything happen

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