The Pokémon Trainer of the Marvel Universe

"Hey, what a coincidence, we meet again." Johnny smiled and said hello to Tao Yu while standing on the space carrier.

"What a coincidence, your sister almost hit me to death."

Tao Yu ran over angrily, jumped up, and hit Johnny on the head with a stick. Then a flame ignited on the end of the stick, and it was like a big match when Tao Yu held it in his hand. Flutter and flutter.

"Damn it, you keep saying you want to blow up S.H.I.E.L.D., why don't I help you? Who knew you were here?" Johnny spread his hands and shook the pot.

Then he turned around and looked at the empty warehouse, "You're not going to move everything in here, are you?"

When Johnny mentioned this, Tao Yu immediately became angry and jumped up and down, "I was set up. There is no bullshit in this place. It's empty. Natasha's soul locked me in here."

"By the way, everything is on this space carrier. Let's go find it quickly. Once we find it, we won't have to worry about food. We'll have all the wine we want."

After saying that, Tao Yu took Johnny and got into the already tattered space carrier and started searching. I have to say that this space carrier is really strong. It fell from such a high place in the sky and it was so broken that it didn't explode. , except for the small flames and flashing lights in some places, everything else is pretty good, well, at least it looks real from the outside.

"Tao, are you sure you want to look in here?" Johnny pointed to the electric door in front of him and turned back to Tao Yu.

After Tao Yu hesitated for a moment, he thought about the pork that had increased in price a long time ago, "Look for it, so that I can have pork to eat every time in the future, and for sausages."

"For the pork, for the sausage," Johnny repeated with a bite and a nod.

Although Johnny has never eaten sausages, only grilled sausages, he thinks that the taste of pork should not be too bad, and as long as he changes into the Ghost Rider state, this kind of electric shock flames will not be to him at all. Just sprinkle water.

Anyway, I was bored and it would be nice to play treasure adventure with Tao Yu in this space carrier.

"Help, help, is there anyone?"

When Tao Yu passed by a cabin, he heard the cry for help coming from inside. Adhering to the principle of humanitarianism, Tao Yu thought for a while and let the naughty panda blow up the cabin and then rescued the man. I want to ask for directions and see where something is hidden.

"Hey, who do I think this is? Isn't this Crossbones? Why do you look so miserable? Yoyo, you are so pitiful. Let dad hug you." Tao Yu squatted next to Crossbones and laughed.

Crossbones didn't say anything in response to Tao Yu's ridicule. Instead, he took out a pistol from somewhere and raised his hand and pointed it at Tao Yu's forehead.

"Hey, take me out, or you will know, Tao" Crossbones grinned and threatened Tao Yu.

"I wonder if you have some misunderstandings about me."

Tao Yu tilted his head and looked at Crossbones, turning a blind eye to the gun pointed at him, and the smile on his lips remained unchanged.

"I don't care if there is any misunderstanding. Now, take me out immediately, Tao." Crossbones shook the gun in his hand at Tao Yu and threatened him again.

Snapped

Just a moment after Tao Yu stretched out his hand, the gun in Crossbones' hand had already appeared in Tao Yu's hand. He chuckled and pulled out the magazine. He threw the pistol aside and reached out to pat Crossbones' face. .

"I think you must have some misunderstanding about me. I have practiced martial arts since I was a child and followed them. Do you really think I am a person who knows nothing? Or do you think I know nothing except Pokémon, just like Tony? Without the armor, he is just an ordinary person."

After speaking, Tao Yu stood up and stepped heavily on Crossbones' chest, "I really don't know who gave you the courage to talk to me like this, Liang Jingru? Or do you think you are better than Nick, Colson, Sitwell and the others?" You have to be smart, but they don’t dare to be as fierce as you, so what kind of breed are you so fierce?”

"I have a problem, that is, I must root out the weeds, especially those who have threatened me. I can spare Sitwell's life because he is a smart man. Promise me, you will definitely do it in the next life." Be a Teddy”

Tao Yu stretched out his hand and pinched Crossbone's cheek, forced a grenade into Crossbone's mouth, pulled out the safety plug with his horrified eyes, clapped his hands and left.

"A real man never looks back at the explosion."

嘭

"My stars, your stars, my stars, my stars, my stars, my stars, my stars, my stars, my stars, my stars"

Although he didn't turn around to watch the explosion, he walked slowly, and a bunch of messy and disgusting things exploded all over Tao Yu, just like when he was a child, he played with cannons and exploded cow dung, and if he ran too slow, he would be blown up. Now Tao Yu is really disgusting, dressed in white and red.

"Hey, Tony, what are you doing? You're basking in the sun. What are you doing? What are you doing? I just want to invite you and Pepper to watch the fireworks display, right? It's the kind of fireworks, eh, of course it's different from the ordinary ones. , ours is absolutely luxurious, you can’t find anything more luxurious than this in the world.”

"Yes, the kind that even the top rich don't dare to play with. Would you like to come and have a look? OK, I'll send you the address later. Bring me some clothes when you come. Any clothes, as long as I can wear them." , don’t you know the size? Well, okay, okay, I’ll wait for you then.”

After walking around, I found some weapons and armored vehicles, but I didn't find anything with the word "money" on it. And those armored vehicles were not broken when they were dropped from such a high place by the space carrier. Of course, Tao Yu was very happy. He put them all into his backpack.

After climbing out of the Helicopter and joining Johnny, the two left the SHIELD building and ran to the bridge and sat on the railings. They looked up at the two Helicarriers still floating in the air and began to bet on the next move. Which one of the fallen space carriers was it?

"I guess it's the one on the left. You see how fierce the fight was on it. Hulk should be on top. As expected, it was over after just a few hits." Johnny pointed at the airship on the left that kept flashing sparks. Said the Heavenly Mothership.

"No, no, no," Tao Yu shook his head and vetoed, "It should be the one on the right. You see how happy Team America is playing there. As soon as the little chip is inserted, eh, ga over, we can call it a day and go home. "

"Hi, is this the Spider Express you ordered? Please sign for it."

Following a gust of wind, Spider-Man landed in front of Tao Yu and Johnny. His hands and body were tied with fireworks. Now he was like a mobile explosives depot. A single spark would The kind that will all explode.