Post-Elven Era

After finishing today's affairs early, Lin Mo returned and had to go to Qiaotou to wait for more money.

When we are almost at the gate of the city.

I saw Uncle Bird pulling two middle-aged strong men and saying: "You two stay here, you two stay back. I see that the two halls are darkened. I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster."

"Fuck your mother's fart."

The two middle-aged strong men reached out to hit Uncle Psy, but found that the two hands held by Uncle Psy could not move at all.

Uncle Bird pushed the two of them away from each other and shook his head repeatedly, "Hey, if you don't listen to this great immortal, you will suffer a lot in front of you. There is no need for me to vent my anger on the dead."

"What a bad luck."

The two middle-aged strong men sighed and left quickly.

Lin Mo was just about to leave when Uncle Bird came to him again in a flash.

"You, you, you, what are you doing?" Lin Mo said, covering his nose.

"Come closer." Uncle Bird gave Lin Mo a look.

Lin Mo reluctantly moved a little closer, and the smell became stronger...

"What are you doing? Come closer."

Uncle Bird directly dragged Lin Mo over and said into Lin Mo's ear: "Young man, I think you have an evil look on your face, which is suitable for killing people and stealing goods."

A small note was stuffed into Lin Mo's pocket.

After Uncle Bird left, Lin Mo felt dizzy and must have been smoked.

While waiting for the money to come out by the bridge, Lin Mo took out a note from Uncle Psy, which said, 'Wait for me at Liu Zhanlian's house tonight, and I will tell your fortunes. ’

Lin Mo reluctantly picked up the note again, thinking, 'Sure enough, you guys know each other, you have to admit it this time. ’

Since I had to buy more Poké Balls for Qian Te, I wasted a little time this time because I had so much money. I finally arrived at the bridge before four o'clock, and we went back to town.

After arriving home, Lin Mo put down his things and went to Liu Hanshuang's house. He showed Liu Hanshuang the note given by Uncle Psy.

"Sir, do you know this fortune teller?" Lin Mo asked.

Liu Hanshuang, who was eating, quickly finished the rice in his bowl and said, "I don't know you." Then he quickly put away all the bowls, chopsticks, teapots and cups on the table.

"Sir, this is?"

"It's okay, just sit down first."

Lin Mo and Liu Hanshuang just sat there until the table was empty.

"Fortune teller, fortune teller, is there anyone at home?"

Uncle Bird shouted at the top of his lungs, but no one paid him any attention, so he walked into Liu Hanshuang's home.

"You two are very polite. I am a half-immortal. I know astronomy from above and geography from below. I know five hundred years before and five hundred years after. I would like to ask you two if you want to tell fortunes." Uncle Bird said.

"No need." Lin Mo and Liu Hanshuang said in unison.

Uncle Bird shook his head, "Old gentleman, let me see your face..." and then walked towards Liu Hanshuang.

"Wait a minute, sir, if you have anything to do, just sit there and talk." Liu Hanshuang said quickly.

Uncle Bird coughed twice and said, "I wonder if I can ask for a glass of water."

"No water." Liu Hanshuang said.

Uncle Bird was stunned. He was about to say something but swallowed it back. He calmed down and said: "Old gentleman, I see that you look unlucky. It's not appropriate to go out recently. Otherwise, the consequences will be serious. If you trip over a stone when you go out, you will become paralyzed." , being hit by a car and suffering from cerebral palsy, being struck by lightning..."

"You just got struck by lightning. The water is in the kitchen at the back." Liu Hanshuang jumped up from the chair.

Uncle Bird laughed and ran to the kitchen in the back.

Lin Mo looked at Liu Hanshuang and said weakly: "Sir, you can also curse."

Liu Hanshuang calmed down, straightened her clothes, sat down again, looked out the window, took a long breath, and said lightly: "The character is ruined."

After a while, Uncle Psy came out of the kitchen at the back.

"Oh, I've eaten and drank enough. Thank you to this old gentleman for your hospitality. To express my gratitude, I decided to tell your fortune for free." Uncle Bird said with a smile.

I saw Liu Hanshuang stretched out his hand and said, "Have you eaten enough? You said you have eaten?"

"Haha, I'm hungry."

"You..." Liu Hanshuang pointed at Uncle Bird and wanted to say something, but held back, thinking, 'I'm afraid I've ruined my own set of dishes and chopsticks again. ’

"Looking at how stingy you are, the money I paid for telling your fortune is more than the cost of a meal. Besides, you don't have much food in the pot." Uncle Bird was sitting on his chair and swaying.

Liu Hanshuang was also speechless, "Forget it, just put aside the bowls, chopsticks and teacups you drank from." He thought to himself, "I'll throw away these bowls, chopsticks and teacups soon." ’

"I see that you have washed the bowls. To save trouble, just use a spoon to eat from the pot. Don't worry, I will lick it clean. It will be fine even if you don't wash the pot. As for the teacup, it's useless. When you go in I was really thirsty, so I just drank from the water bottle." Uncle Bird laughed.

Liu Hanshuang was so angry that he almost vomited out his blood, "Get out of here, you bastard. I brought that teapot from Liangzhou and have been with me for more than ten years. What the hell are you..."

"Sir, calm down, sir, please pay attention to your character." Lin Mo said with a smile. When Liu Hanshuang heard the word "personality", she suppressed her anger and sat down again.

Uncle Bird, on the other hand, looked very proud, puffing out his cheeks and holding back his laughter, as if on purpose, "Hmm, judging from the faces of the two of you, there is something..."

"If you fart quickly..."

"The murders you two committed last month were too heavy, and I'm afraid retribution will come this month." Uncle Bird said seriously.

"Then how to solve it?" Lin Mo asked.

"Then please ask this young gentleman to wait in Zhenbei at seven o'clock tomorrow night. He will have his own solution. As for this old gentleman, as long as he doesn't go out, it will be fine."

"Okay?" Lin Mo asked.

"See you tomorrow night, I'm going." After saying that, Uncle Bird walked out of Liu Hanshuang's house. Not far away, he heard his voice about to laugh out loud...

"Sir, are you sure you don't recognize this Uncle Bird?" Lin Mo asked with a smile.

"do not know."

"Then wait for him in Zhenbei tomorrow. Will it be dangerous? Could the retribution he mentioned be coming from Shanghai?" Lin Mo asked.

"Don't worry, there's no danger. Unless Yutong comes here in person in Shanghai, everyone else will be useless in front of him. You go back first, I'm tired." Liu Hanshuang said, and he knew that Lin Mo was aware of it now. He knew it, but he really didn't want to get to know Uncle Psy, a bastard.

Lin Mo was about to close the door after returning, when suddenly a sharp-mouthed, monkey-cheeked, buck-toothed face appeared in front of him, and a stench hit his face.

This elusive Uncle Bird appeared out of nowhere, smiled at Lin Mo, and said, "I have no place to sleep. Can I stay overnight tonight?"

"No, my house is too small and there is no bed. Mr. Bird should go next door. Good night, see you tomorrow." After saying that, Lin Mo closed the door with a bang.

Subsequently.

Only a roar was heard: "Go away..."