Purple Sweet Potato Essence’s Beautiful Comic Journey

Kidney picker, ogre, fiery demon, dark night monster, terminator of New York's underworld, nemesis of all evil on earth, death knell for all gang members in the western hemisphere, "devil" in the mouth of the bearded boss, "notorious" money Your Excellency Song, just now, let out his first loud fart after coming to the Marvel world.

To put it bluntly, this fart happened so suddenly that even Qian Song himself was caught off guard.

Ever since he had a flesh and blood body composed of viruses, Qian Song has eaten a lot of food, especially just now, he ate half of the meat on the table by himself.

He knows that the virus particles in his digestive system are constantly evolving by relying on the protein in the food, but no matter how he digests and absorbs against the sky, he can't violate the law of conservation of mass, can he?

As long as his intestines and stomach cannot undergo nuclear fusion or nuclear fission, or the annihilation of positive and negative matter, then after the food he eats is deconstructed and absorbed, the remaining residue should be excreted, right?

Otherwise, wouldn't his body become a recycling bin in a short time?

Fortunately, he finally farted.

This proved that he did not have intestinal obstruction, and his digestive system was completely opened up.

This fart was so strong that a big hole was blown out of the solid wooden chair Qian Song was sitting on!

A black hole with a diameter of more than ten centimeters and a depth of more than 10 meters was blasted out of the lawn diagonally below the chair.

You must know that even a large-caliber sniper rifle cannot shoot bullets into such a deep soil layer.

Ant-Man Scott still bit his tongue - scared.

He still couldn't escape this disaster.

Nonsense, whoever is sitting upright will be frightened if the neighbor next to him suddenly hears a loud noise like a firecracker.

Qian Song was embarrassed.

His pants are useless.

Farting in public is nothing to a thick-skinned man like him, but it's too shameful to be naked.

He doesn't have time to think about it now, why he farts like a Kameha qigong wave, he just wants to quickly find a pair of pants to change into.

If it were another purple sweet potato clone, the clothes would be made of purple sweet potato skin, and it could be repaired automatically if it is broken. However, this clone is made of flesh and blood and does not have "purple sweet potato skin", so the clothes he is wearing are also real. , it was purchased with the accommodation fees paid by Jenny, not conjured.

He turned his head and glanced at Scott's pants, Ant-Man understood instantly, and then shook his head like a rattle: "Mr. Hide under the table first, and I'll help you find it."

"No need, I'll go by myself!" Qian Song said, "Don't wait any longer, get under the table and change your clothes, and when I get the pants, I'll look for you under the table!"

After Qian Song finished speaking, he got under the buffet table first.

Scott hurriedly followed and got in, but found that he was nowhere to be seen.

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The "Iron Man couple" fought in the sky for several minutes, firing various laser weapons and micro-missiles at each other fiercely, like a duel between enemies.

As the saying goes, "When gods fight, mortals suffer." It is inevitable that the "steel couple" fighting in the sky will "accidentally" miss their shots.

In fact, if you look carefully, you will find that the laser beam of "Iron Man" can't even cut grass after it is deflected. Only the attack power of "Pepper Pepper" is amazing after it is deflected - the flower arch above the red carpet. Everything was scorched, and in the parking lot on the east side of the manor, many of the luxury cars of the guests were cut in half, so that the guests who wanted to drive away knelt on the ground and crossed themselves crazily, praying for God's blessing.

These are nothing, since a minute ago, there have been casualties one after another.

S.H.I.E.L.D. agents were well-trained and quickly found the bunker;

The members of the Avengers are even more experienced, and they all stared at Captain America, waiting for an order.

"Avengers (Avengers)!" Steve Rogers of the US team is worthy of being the spiritual leader. He shouted in a full of spirit and awe-inspiring righteousness: "Assemble (assemble)!"

Today everyone is here for Tony's wedding, and no one will be so spoiled and carry a weapon.

So Cap didn't bring his shield, Falcon didn't bring his flying device, Natasha also wore a beautiful dress that wasn't suitable for combat, and Hawkeye didn't bring his bow and arrow.

Only the little spider with his homemade silk shooter.

"Wait a minute, wait a moment!" The little spider stopped in front of the US team with red eyes, and Chen Ken's tone was filled with tears: "Sorry, I think there must be some misunderstanding, Mr. Might do something like this..."

"Get out of the way, boy from Queens." Captain America said with a look of justice, "No matter who he is, tragedy has already happened. Look over there!"

Following Captain America's fingers, Peter Parker saw three guests lying crookedly on the grass not far away, whose bodies had been sliced ​​to death by laser rays.

"No, Sorry, I'm sorry...no, no..." The little spider kept shaking his head, his eyes became redder, he refused to believe it, he admired the incomparable Mr. Stark as his father's shadow Mr. Stark, the Mr. Stark who taught him the principles of life, and the Mr. Stark who showed him the way of a hero, would be such a person, this is too sudden, this is impossible, this is impossible!

Natasha looked at the heartbroken look of the little spider, and couldn't bear it. She wanted to comfort her, but she didn't know how to say it.

"Mr. Happy, where are you, Mr. Happy?" Little Spider looked around, he wanted to ask Mr. Happy to explain, to prove that something must have happened to Mr. Stark, so...

"Mr. Happy...?!" Little Spider's pupils shrank suddenly. He saw the fat driver Happy lying on his back at the door of Tony's villa, with bleeding from his mouth and nose, and his life and death were unknown.

After a few vertical jumps, the little spider quickly ran to Happy's side, checked his breath, found that Happy was still breathing weakly, and quickly lifted the back of his neck to wipe away the blood from his mouth and nose. so as not to obstruct the airway.

"Cough...fufufu...quick, go and save Pepper!" Happy's eyes suddenly opened, and he grabbed Peter's wrist and pleaded with great effort.

Peter Parker was taken aback when he heard this, isn't Pepper still fighting Mr. Stark in the sky?It seems that there is no downside, why did Happy ask him to save Pepper?

Unfortunately, Happy couldn't solve Spider-Man's confusion - he fainted again.

"Son, I think the most important thing you should do now is to stop all of this. I believe that this tragedy can only be ended by calming Tony down." Dr. Banner's voice appeared behind Peter Parker, "Quick Go, leave it to me!"

Obviously, the smart Dr. Banner also felt that things were too strange, so he didn't plan to transform into the Hulk directly. With the Hulk's irritable personality, I'm afraid it would make the scene even more chaotic.

The little spider nodded. He only brought the web launcher with him, but not his Spider-Man outfit.

He is still a student, if he rushed up like this, he might directly expose his identity and cause unnecessary trouble for himself and Aunt Mei.

"Use this!" A familiar voice came from behind Peter Parker.