The Rise of the Namikaze Clan in Konoha
Chapter 76: Addicted to games, unable to extricate myself
"Damn, the Q is crooked again!"
Fugaku looked at the deflected Go fireball and stamped his foot angrily.
Why is this damn lemon baby moving? Is that a moving target that a human can hit?
Young Master Fugaku has always disdained shooting with moving targets. How can shooting with moving targets reflect his strength?
Only shooting fixed targets is the training a ninja should do!
"It seems that I still underestimated the strength of Section Chief Fugaku!" Asuka lowered his proud head, "You don't need to hide your strength! No matter what kind of ferocious beast the pangolin is, I will always be your vanguard to rescue your grandfather. !”
Asuka Asuka took the lead, and the other mist ninjas quickly knelt down: "We are willing to work for Chief Fugaku! Kill the pangolin and save the old man!"
"Forget it, maybe compassion is the right way to open the fire ball!"
Fugaku sighed, no longer worrying about the deviation of his skills, and recognized the allegiance of the seven people.
He stepped forward and picked up the rope, pulled them up, and encouraged: "Lemon babies, lemon babies, seven babies on one rope, they are not afraid of wind or rain! La la la!"
Ganshi Asuka frowned, not knowing how to respond to the new leader's words...
The rhythm of genius... is always difficult to master!
But now that he has become a subordinate of Section Chief Fugaku, there is one thing that he must fight for.
Dry Persimmon Asuka half-knelt and begged: "Chief Fugaku, I have a heartfelt request... We have been eating the same food for more than days. Can we change the taste?"
"Why did you say that, big boy?"
Fugaku frowned and asked strangely, "On Monday, March and Friday, we eat oranges, on Tuesday, Saturday, lemons, and on Sundays, we eat grapefruit. How can we mention the food list in one sentence?"
Dry Persimmon Feiniao said with a sad face, "Section Chief, we don't want to eat these fruits anymore..."
"no!"
Fugaku decisively refused and asked, "Do you think I gave you lemons and oranges to torture you?"
"Uh... isn't it?" Ganshi Feiniao was a little confused.
"Look, what's different about you now?"
Fugaku pulled out a mirror from his waist and handed it to Asuka Asuka. She looked at it and said, "Are you talking about headwear and clothing?"
"No, look carefully!"
Seeing her still confused look, Fugaku could only shake his head and sighed, "It's her complexion!"
Only then did Dry Persimmon Asuka realize that his originally blue-grey face had now turned into a healthy waxy yellow.
Yes, the sallow color is still slightly healthier than the blue-gray color.
Fugaku nodded and said: "Yes, in fact, this is all to treat your illness. According to the records of Bo's doctor, sailors who have been wandering at sea for a long time will get a disease called scurvy, which can cause serious damage to the human body. , and your original blue-grey skin is a precursor to skin necrosis.
According to the research of the miracle doctor Dougou, oranges and lemons are rich in vitamin C and can effectively treat scurvy. So, you can’t stop eating lemons all day long. If you are really tired of it, let’s start eating spicy fried lemons for you tomorrow! "
……
After arranging the meals for his lovely security guards for the next few days, Fugaku couldn't wait to rush to the Watergate Tavern.
"Brother Chen, Brother Chen, can you hold a seat for me?"
As soon as he entered the door, Fugaku shouted loudly.
Uchiha Tatsumi ran over from the booth and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Fugaku! There were too many people. I saw a lame old man who wanted to play with Orochi Gluttonous Pills... I gave up my seat. Gave it to him..."
……
Jiraiya, the prodigal son who had been busy all his life, had to recuperate for a period of time because of a broken bone.
Of course, he claimed to be on vacation, but he didn't want people to know that the majestic Toad Sage Jiraiya would have his legs broken for peeping at the female bath.
It's strange to say that that day, Jiraiya's little brother Sarutobi Shinnosuke sent information, saying that their homeroom teacher had transferred to Yuna and was going to take a bath in the women's bath with some other female teachers.
The Tenden family actually has very good genes, and the young women are all dignified in appearance. Although there are no majestic mountains, they are still beauties, so Jiraiya is naturally happy to go.
As a result, when he came to the women's bathhouse and peeped, there was no scene of the beautiful teacher playing in the water.
Instead, I saw Xiaochun who was sleeping, Grandma Embroidery, and a group of aunts taking a bath and playing.
Frightened, Jiraiya stumbled and fell off the roof, and the sound alerted several aunts inside...
In the end, Jiraiya's leg was broken, and because he peeped at Koharu's bath while sleeping, he naturally did not dare to go to Konoha Hospital for treatment, so he had to come to Akinayama Health Center.
Fortunately, Akinayama is a pretty good place. It has spacious wards and a wide variety of food. Except for the fact that there is no public women's bathhouse, it is perfect.
No, while wandering around today, Jiraiya discovered another interesting thing - a game console!
To be precise, it is one of the games on this game console - "Orochi Greedy Pill"!
This game is very simple in terms of gameplay, and the graphics are very beautiful.
A Q-version snake crawls around the screen dragging its tail, swallowing various meatballs to increase the length of its body.
The speed of the snake will become faster and faster, and the body will become longer and longer. Once the snake hits obstacles such as walls, or hits its own body, the game will be over.
The longer the snake, the higher the final score.
But it's not just these that attract Jiraiya, but the real essence of this game, which is to draw skin!
You heard it right, it’s just a Snake game, but he can suck the skin!
What [Bai Suzhen] skin, what [Zhao Linger] skin, what [Medusa] skin...
There are so many exquisite things to see!
Fugaku can spend a lot of money for a Zhao Ling'er skin, and Jiraiya can also spend a lot of money for his beloved skin.
After spending enough money to go to the custom shop several times, Jiraiya got what he wished for and got a skin called [Obitishimaru]!
This is an amazing skin with full special effects!
I won’t talk about the light and shadow effects. The key is that after eating different pills, [Snake Pill] can be switched into different forms for men and women...
……
Looking at the white-haired uncle who was addicted to games and couldn't help himself, Fugaku became angry!
There are such brazen people in the world!
Brother Chen just let him play for a while, but he actually spent the whole morning playing?
Fugaku stepped forward and was about to punch the white-haired uncle in his lustful face, but he suddenly froze.
I saw the uncle's fingers tapping the buttons rapidly, and the length of [Otiskimaru] on his screen had reached the limit!
However, [Otiskimaru] was still devouring various meatballs, but at this time, [Otiskimaru]'s tail would no longer grow, and her breasts began to grow...
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