The Rise of the Namikaze Clan in Konoha
Chapter 66 Unexpected performance
"Idiot, what are you looking for?"
There were people in the cinema but the light was dim. Orochimaru had become accustomed to this visual environment and even took out his notebook, preparing to record the experiment later.
But Jiraiya, who was squirming around and looking around, made him very uncomfortable. He couldn't help but ask, "Are you looking for Tsunade?"
"Stinking Shemaru, why did Tsunade come to watch the show? She must be in the gambling house. I just heard someone on the street mentioning a gambling method called skin pumping."
"Then what are you looking for?" Orochimaru asked strangely.
"I'm looking for that Uchiha brat from before. I saw him walking into the cinema, but there was no trace of him in the hall."
Jiraiya stood on the armrest of the chair and looked around, but still couldn't find Fugaku, so he had to give up, "I guess he went to the toilet. Do these Uchiha guys need ten pieces of paper to wipe their butts?" ? What a grind!"
"What's wrong with ten pieces of paper?"
Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya strangely.
……
While everyone was eating popcorn and chatting with friends, the lights suddenly went out.
Fortunately, there were not many children in the venue, so no sharp and harsh screams were made. On the contrary, as well-trained ninjas, everyone immediately came up with an idea, and a huge white curtain slowly fell in the center of the stage.
Immediately afterwards, a beam of bright light hit the white screen, forming a colorful pattern.
On the curtain, Minato, who was wearing a diaper, with his upper body naked and two braids at the same time, slowly crawled to the center, then shook his head in a milky voice and said "Ouch", and then a line of big characters appeared: "Namikaze Movie" Produced with honor by Co., Ltd."
Looking at this scene, everyone didn't know what to do.
According to the rules of watching Noh or Kabuki in the past, the audience should applaud after the actors announce the scene to show respect.
But now there are no live actors, only a little baby appears on the screen, and everyone is raising their hands wondering whether they should film or not.
But at this time, a loud voice suddenly sounded from the VIP box extending from above.
"Little cutie, you are the best!"
Fugaku shouted at the top of his lungs, and at the same time he clapped so hard that his hands turned red.
Everyone follows the crowd, and with Fugaku taking the lead, the audience burst into applause.
But Minato naturally wouldn't stay for a second just because of the fans' loud shouting. The scene turned and the blue rippling waves appeared on the screen, connecting with the sky. The sound of gulls could be heard in his ears. The scenery was breathtakingly beautiful.
At this time, a seagull quickly passed by the camera, and then a cruise ship appeared on the sea, sailing slowly, and a huge title appeared in the center of the screen: "One Piece".
The ninja world also has English, and it is one of the basic courses that ninjas must learn.
In Naruto's first chunin exam after graduation, the first one was a theoretical exam. There were several close-ups of the test papers at that time. The tests were ancient Chinese, English, common sense (how to use a clothes drying rack), and Einstein. The mass-energy equation E=MC^2, the parabolic calculation for calculating the range of a shuriken, etc.
These questions were so difficult that Haruno Sakura was not sure of getting full marks, and Sasuke even wanted to hand in a blank paper, but in any case, these are indeed the knowledge that ninjas need to master.
Of course, the emergence of this knowledge is still decades away. There is reason to believe that no one in the ninja world has yet studied any mass-energy equation. However, in English, most of the ninjas present can understand it.
This language is generally used as a code word among ninjas. Now as the title of the movie, it is even more mysterious.
Although no one understood what One Piece meant, everyone pretended to nod to show their understanding.
When the camera turned, in the lobby inside the ship, a group of aristocratic-looking people, men and women in pairs, were dancing, or elegantly sipping red wine.
Jiraiya nodded with satisfaction while eating popcorn, "This scene is not bad. When I traveled to the Country of Yu, I was lucky enough to see a similar water show on the painting boat there, and it also had a plot! It was really fascinating. I’m looking forward to it, I don’t know if the heroine in this movie is pretty or not!!!”
Suddenly, Jiraiya sprayed out all the popcorn, causing the audience in the front row to turn around angrily.
After apologizing again and again, Jiraiya wiped his eyes vigorously and said uncertainly: "Stinking Snake Maru, did I read it correctly? Although some transformation techniques and makeup were used, that was Tsunade, right? How could she do that? Participate in this kind of performance?”
"Don't you like watching her perform?"
Orochimaru tilted his head strangely, "I thought you would be looking forward to it."
"Well... if I say I'm not looking forward to it... I can't actually say that... But... she is the eldest lady of the Senju clan after all, and she is also our good friend..."
"Then don't worry, this kind of thing will never happen."
"how do you know?"
Orochimaru tasted the popcorn and then threw it aside, "Because I met once, the man named Namikaze Hatsuo..."
……
Sure enough, as Orochimaru said, although the little girl played by Tsunade was wearing hot clothes, she did not behave strangely at all...if stealing the tourists' money was not counted.
Obviously, Tsunade's identity is revealed. She is a little thief cat wandering on the sea.
Immediately afterwards, the plot went completely in the opposite direction as Jiraiya expected.
Wealth, fame, status, the Ninja King Senjuma Hashira, who owned the entire world, his words before his death made people flock to the sea.
"Do you want my treasure? If you want it, I can give it all to you. Go find it! I put all the treasures there!" So all the men set sail on the "Great Route" to pursue their dreams, and the world began to welcome the era of great ninjas. advent!
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