The Rise of the Namikaze Clan in Konoha

"Stupid Stinky Snake Maru, it's useless for me to think of you first every time I get good news. It's so unloyal. Forget it, I'll find someone else to watch Qiu Mingshan's performance!"

With that said, Jiraiya jumped down from the experimental table and walked out angrily.

"Qiu Mingshan? Wait!"

A pale and slender hand clasped Jiraiya's shoulder, "I'll go with you."

"Haha, Stinky Snake Pill, you say you don't want it, but your body is very honest!"

Jiraiya happily patted Orochimaru's chest and said, "But before that, we must find a way to steal something called a movie ticket from Sarutobi-sensei."

"Is it the same as fighting for the bell back then?" Orochimaru smiled, as if he remembered something interesting.

"What's that look in your eyes? Back then, this great genius just made a mistake and was tied to the stake!"

Jiraiya reached out to grab Orochimaru's face, but he easily dodged it.

"Idiot, think about it carefully, that is Sarutobi-sensei. If Tsunade is not called, we may not be able to succeed just the two of us!" Orochimaru said calmly while dodging Jiraiya's tortoise punch. analyzed.

"Tsunade? No, no, no, you must not call Tsunade!"

Jiraiya shook his head like a rattle and said, "The two of us can handle this matter. I already have a detailed plan..."

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After a day's work, Hiruzen Sarutobi put on his casual clothes and walked home while humming a tune.

During the intermission period of war, the tense expression suddenly relaxes, which makes people love life even more.

For example, Sarutobi Hiruzen stopped in front of a bookstore along the street.

Sarutobi Shinnosuke's birthday is coming soon. I heard from Yamanaka Shinichi that the kid's performance in school has been very good recently. As a father, maybe I should buy him a gift?

When it comes to gifts for children, what could be more appropriate than a book?

With this thought in mind, Hiruzen Sarutobi walked into the bookstore.

"But... let's put the matter of the child back a little bit first..."

As soon as he entered the bookstore, Sarutobi Hiruzen habitually turned his attention to the adult book section. The great writer Jiraiya hadn't started writing yet, so the books here were basically simple and violent photo albums.

Although simple and violent, these photo albums are quite popular. Not only civilians, but also all ninja masters will visit frequently.

Therefore, the owner of the bookstore very humanely dimmed the lights in this area, so as not to affect reading appreciation, but also to ensure that everyone's faces are not easily seen clearly.

Hiruzen Sarutobi naturally welcomed such considerate service. As a Hokage, it was also very important to maintain a healthy and uplifting personal image.

So Sarutobi Hiruzen, after pretending to read some books like "Collected Works of the Will of Fire", "Chronicles of Heroes of the Land of Fire", and "Maintenance and Repair of Walking Tractors", slowly moved to the adult book section On the edge, and then quickly used the teleportation technique to dive into the ocean of "knowledge".

Blocking his nostrils with two wads of toilet paper to prevent bleeding, Hiruzen Sarutobi admired the masterpieces of art imported from Yuno Country with a frivolous expression. The pair of majestic car lights made him dizzy.

"That... that... Hokage Ogi-san, can you sign my book..."

Suddenly, a soft and waxy voice sounded in the ears of Sarutobi Hiruzen, which almost scared him to death.

Looking up, Sarutobi Hiruzen saw a fair-skinned girl with long straight black hair. She was wearing white clothes and couldn't see clearly in the dim light, but her charming image was clear at a glance.

"How do you know I am Hokage?" Sarutobi Hiruzen was a little depressed, how could he be recognized in such dim light.

"Snakes also have good vision in the dark..."

"What?"

"Just kidding, I mean, Hokage Oji-san, you forgot to put out your bong!"

At this time, Sarutobi Hiruzen realized that his pipe was not completely extinguished when he entered the bookstore, and there were still a few sparks, which were particularly conspicuous in the dim light.

It turned out that there was something wrong here. Sarutobi Hiruzen had no choice but to pull out the tissue paper that was already full of blood in his nose. He put "Ms. Mizuaki's Out of the Bath" seriously on the bookshelf, then took out his ninja tool bag and prepared to use it from the inside. Take out the charcoal pen that a ninja always carries with him.

However, at this moment, the bookstore owner's voice came from not far away. He deliberately spoke loudly, so that even Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was deep in the adult book section, could hear it clearly.

"It's Mrs. Biwako. Why did you want to come to our bookstore today?"

"Oh, that little guy Jiraiya brought me here. He said that Shinnosuke had told him privately that he wanted to get a set of "Basic Ninja Exercises" as a birthday gift. So, I came to buy it.

You must keep it secret. I want to give Shinnosuke a surprise on his birthday in two days. "

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"How can there be such a coincidence!"

Cold sweat instantly flowed from Sarutobi Hiruzen's forehead, and in the face of death, the little girl in front of him suddenly became unsatisfied.

He hurriedly signed her name, and Hiruzen Sarutobi immediately checked to see if there were any flaws. Then, he noticed the ticket in the ninja bag for watching that kind of performance.

Cold sweat dripped onto the ground.

Originally, all he had to do was hide these two bills in advance, but now if he ran into Lake Biwa, he had to go home with her...

And as soon as she gets home, Biwako will check her ninja bag...

Thinking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen thought hard and planned to hide the movie tickets in some unspeakable place, but when he turned around, the innocent girl was still beside him.

Sighing, Sarutobi Hiruzen knew that he had no other choice, so he could only reluctantly throw the movie ticket secretly on the bookshelf, and then walked out as if nothing had happened.

"Eh? Hiruzen, why are you here? What division did you come from just now? Are there any good books?"

"Well, Lake Biwa, there are books about the postpartum care of cows. Cows are a very important resource for agriculture. As Hokage, I must study harder, but these contents are very boring. You definitely won't I like...you think so, store manager?"

"Oh...yes, yes, very boring, extremely boring, only bulls and professionals will be interested..."

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Lake Biwa and Hiruzen Sarutobi left with the birthday gift for their son, and not long after, Jiraiya who was standing on the roof waited for Orochimaru.

"Yoshi, Stinky Snake Maru did a great job!"

Not only did I get the qualification to watch a porn show, but I also managed to get my best friend to wear women's clothing. Today is truly a meaningful day!

Jiraiya looked at the two movie tickets in Orochimaru's hand, his face lit up with joy.

But then, he was bitten on the buttocks by Orochimaru's feeding snake, and rolled off the roof with a howl.

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Thank you for always watching you and giving me a reward of 500 starting coins