Krypton life in Konoha's dream

"Across time and space, I will only be your woman." Yun'er put her arms around Guaping's neck and pressed her forehead against his.

Guaping also reached out and hugged her: "Well, across time and space, I will only be your man."

"Shh, don't talk too much. I can guarantee some things, but there's nothing you can do about it." She raised her head and kissed him, blocking his mouth.

He wanted to speak, but not only was his mouth blocked, but his tongue was also tangled, so why bother talking? Of course he should enjoy it.

......

A rootless and formless place.

"Gee, you won again this time. Why? It's the second time. This time I was the one who came first." Que'er looked unhappy.

"Okay Lilith, stop being arrogant, okay? If you hadn't helped me, you would have won this time. Although it may be difficult for him to accept it after he awakens in the future. He has always been such a character, but I will definitely work hard. Help you."

Que'er, or Lilith, once again gave up her bird body and transformed into a human form, returning to her original beauty: "Hey, you need to comfort me. When did you become so generous?"

"Well, after all, we are all old acquaintances. Besides, I am afraid that you will target me and his descendants like last time, and I don't want you to die miserably again."

I don’t know if this is a joke or just tit-for-tat between women.

"Hmph, I will fight for it myself. Besides, the entire Blood Li Realm and these half realms are my creations. There are few people here who can defeat me. It's just Cheng Zhixin, you and Guaping. Let's go together. I won’t lose in these worlds, huh."

Yun'er smiled: "You are so stubborn, but you are still angry with that boy Zhixin. Speaking of which, when did Zichi and I target you? Lilith is the same as Zichi, and you haven't changed at all. Time is really bad It’s interesting. Sometimes you can change a lot of things, and sometimes you can’t even change your personality at all. It’s not easy for your grandnephew named Chen Qi to be able to completely control time. It’s not easy.”

"I have stopped being angry a long time ago. Ever since that boy Chenqi abducted Cheng Zhixin's daughter a long time ago, I have not been angry, hahaha. Otherwise, you and Zichi would have been born in the Blood Li Realm."

......

Of course Guaping doesn't know this, at least not right now.

He was stopped.

After time moved again, he was still holding Yun'er, immersed in love words.

Lip points.

"Am I so untrustworthy? Yun'er, you just tested me."

"Hehe, you will know it in the future."

"Speaking of which, I'm really stupid, I never noticed it."

How not to be stupid

Yun'er had too many flaws, but he never paid attention to them.

For the first time, in the original work, the Fire and Thunder Alliance were originally six people who went to Kumogakure with Teacher Tobirama, but Koharu, who "went to bed", fainted and was hospitalized for no apparent reason. It was most likely that she had not adapted to her body when she first arrived, or she was receiving memory inheritance. , or she didn't feel any discomfort like Guaping, but she deliberately pretended to be sick in the new environment instead of directly going into battle like Guaping. 1

The second time, Hiruzen was deprived of his veto power in the first major meeting after taking the throne, and Guahei also failed to become the ANBU minister. At that time, "Xiaoharu" directly proposed to turn over the table and kill Senju Meima. The conservative style in Xiaochun's original work did not fit in. Guaping was also surprised, but did not think about it in detail. 2

The third time, when he returned to the present world to search for a way to kill Senju Kaima, he found that Yun'er in the present world was actually obsessed with Naruto. He watched it when he had time and secretly watched some classes. Not to mention the image conflict, how many girls would like to watch male videos? She also lamented how Xiaochun became so ugly when she got older.But he didn't become suspicious yet. 4

The fourth time, due to the improvement of Guaping's body cultivation, his thinking became faster and his logic became clearer under the nourishment of spiritual energy. He completed the chemistry test at a speed much faster than usual, but Yun'er also abnormally quickly finished the answer that she was not supposed to answer. Chemistry subject test questions that I am good at.In the end, Guapi just thought she was writing something blindly just to watch Naruto... 5

The fifth time, after he was seriously injured by the Seven Ninja Swordsmen when he was exploring the enemy at night, he decided to leave the camp quickly and tried to lure the enemy deeper by reducing the firepower. However, he was seriously injured at the time and was not suitable for trekking. There was concern in his words, which was never shown in the original work, but he only regarded it as a classmate's affection, which makes him feel sad when he thinks about it now. 6

During the sixth time, before and after the Battle of the East China Sea, Guaping's physical condition was in poor condition. During this period, "Zhuanhui Xiaochun" took extraordinary care of him. Even if there was drool on his clothes, she would wipe it off for him personally. This is a arrogant strategy of the envoy at the end of the war, but it is entirely possible for Sakumo, the apprentice, to be responsible for these small things, and there is no need for her to do it herself7

The seventh time, when he moved to bed, Koharu specially worshiped Mito's wife as his teacher to learn various sealing techniques such as Yin sealing. He proposed this at a small meeting after the New Year and teased him at the same time. This greatly conflicted with the original world line, and Guaping also Nothing was done that might cause this world line to change. 8

The eighth time was after Meijian's funeral and before the New Year's Eve party, he returned to the present world.That time Yuner unexpectedly urged him to write a love poem, and there were many flaws in her words.But it was not until today that Yun'er used Xiaochun's body to complete the painting of the poem that she had promised at that time, that he finally realized it later. 9

For the ninth time, just yesterday, "Xiaoharu" casually mentioned "physical marriage". Does the word "physical marriage" exist in the ninja world? It may have appeared after the industrialization of Uzumaki Naruto's era, but at the moment Konoha is still purely feudal. System, where are those messy words10

"I'm so stupid, really. I thought Que'er would only let me travel through time alone. Who knows... Tell me, what will happen if I don't behave well this time?"

After a man gets a woman, he will commit suicide and take advantage of her.

Yun'er said coquettishly: "You big pig's hooves, what else can I do? Of course I will pretend to be fine in the ninja world and sleep with Xiaochun, and be your little wife with peace of mind. Who told you to say that at Senju Meijian's funeral?" You are doing so well, but in this world, Hehe, your spiritual energy has recovered, and I will stay in seclusion until I die and won’t care about you anymore.”

Guaping was a little confused: "Then what did you say just now? I can't say too much."

Women are really incomprehensible creatures.

"Don't ask, you will understand later. And the reason why I said I would rather stay in seclusion until death is because if you accept any woman who leans on you, I will definitely be disappointed with you."

"Is that so?"

Actually I don’t understand.

"Okay Yun'er, although we are getting married, we can't slack off in work and practice. We already wasted most of yesterday."

"Well, that's the way it should be. In the future, we will help you deal with Fang Ping. After all, they are all yours. My aunt and uncle have become my parents-in-law, and I have the strength. It is my unshirkable responsibility to save them. .”

Click.

"By the way, it sounds like you have good medical skills. If I lose, I will have to rely on you to nurse me."

"Hey, I won't kill you." Her cheeks turned red and her skin turned red.

"Okay, then let's go to work. See you in the evening, Dean Xiaochun."

"Why do you call me Dean Xiaochun? Are you afraid of being heard in front of others and making people suspicious? Can't you just handle it with a term of endearment between husband and wife?"

"That's not the reason. I call you Dean Xiaoharu, and you call me Danzo Director. It feels like role-playing, quack."

Yun'er gave Guaping a roll of his eyes.

.....

It seems that life has more motivation. Working hard and practicing is no longer just for getting stronger and revenge. Guaping's efficiency in processing documents has been greatly improved. In less than half an hour after lunch, the documents have been reviewed, and then he practiced in the special training room. It was six o'clock in the afternoon, and I almost forgot the time if it wasn't for Sakumo calling me.

Maybe the nourishment of love can make people more energetic.

"Oh, is it already six o'clock? By the way, who is on duty tonight?"

"It's my turn tonight."

"Ah, that's it, then Sakumo will have a hard time tonight."

Guaping intends to train his three apprentices, so he takes turns at night. In addition to wearing the escape point, he also needs his help to watch. It is no longer a problem for Sakumo and Zhenhong to stay alone all night.

He said goodbye to Sakumo and walked towards the East District flower shop.

Well, Jiuzheng Flower Shop has removed the emblem of the Yamanaka clan. It seems that the Yamanaka clan is still very sensible, which is good.

"Madam, buy a bouquet of roses."

"Are you giving it to your girlfriend or your wife? You are the director of Danzo." The flower shop girl was very surprised.

It's not like Yuner's nonsense that Guaping was arranged into a blunder by a little girl, but he is in a high position but is over thirty years old and unmarried. In the ninja world where early marriage and early childbearing are the norm, he is indeed special.

Guaping chuckled.

"Ah, these are the finest roses cultivated by the Yamanaka family. If you give them to your future wife, she will definitely feel your love."

Has the Yamanaka family completely changed their profession to become a raw material merchant? That's not bad either.

"How much"

"2000 taels. Recently, due to various reasons, the price has become more affordable."

Guaping nodded. The currency of the Ninja World uses the currency value of the local currency of Japan Province. The currency corresponding to the national currency of Jianghe Country is 6:100. So the purchasing power of 2000 taels corresponding to Jianghe Dollar is 120 yuan. A large bouquet of roses is indeed not enough. Considered expensive.

Guaping took out the money and took the flower bouquet.

The flower shop girl turned to her face and asked quietly: "Danzo-sama, is this for Dean Koharu?"

"Yes." Guaping replied a little embarrassedly, no different from any boy who had just fallen in love.

......

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, Dean Xiaoharu. This is for you." At the entrance of Konoha Hospital, Guaping handed a large bouquet of roses to Yuner's hand.

Yun'er held the bouquet in her arms and scolded: "Why are you still playing with these flower heads? Such a large bouquet costs a lot of money."

"Then do you like it?"

"Of course I like what you gave me, but we are getting married and we have to be able to live a good life."

"Hmm, then I will go pick flowers myself if I want to send them away. But this bunch may not be as beautiful as this one, and there may even be other flowers mixed with them."

"As I said, I like everything you gave me, um..."

The doctors and nurses who had been watching everywhere saw the two people kissing each other, and they all cheered.

What Yun'er said was right, there were indeed many young girls among the medical staff who looked up to "Danzo", like star-chasers.

"Hey, Takagi, whenever you can sit in Danzo-sama's position, I will marry you."

"You Sumiko, how is it possible for me, a doctor, to be the head of ANBU? Just wait until you, a little nurse, become the director of the hospital before you say this. Your idea of ​​relying on the powerful is very bad. , It’s a big deal. Anyway, I will propose to you when I become the director of the department. If you don’t agree, I will find someone else."

"Takagi, don't be angry, hey."

......

It was another beautiful night. Since it was Yun'er who was sleeping next to Xiaochun, there was no need to sleep in separate beds.They didn't even have to share the quilt to sleep like last night. The two of them stayed closer together to stay warmer.

With Wind Escape Chakra attached to his hand, Guaping gently fanned out the kerosene lamp on the table far away.

After getting into bed, Guaping leaned on his right hand and put his left hand around Yun'er's body, pulling her closer to him. Yun'er responded by stretching out a hand to stroke his back.

"Hey, husband, why don't you do something for me?" Yun'er pretended to be shy.

"We're getting married in a few days. After the wedding, I can take my time with whatever you and I want, but not before the marriage. Since I want principles, I will implement them to the end."

"You're so naughty." There was no sense of violation when these words came out of Yun'er's mouth.

"Hey hey hey."

Although I have made up my mind not to do things that should be done after marriage, some small actions are not harmful.He exerted force on his hands and the two of them got closer.

The two people lying on their sides were close to each other.

Soft and comfortable.

"Don't girls sleep in bras?" Guaping noticed.Although there are no bras in the ninja world, there are still items for women to wear corsets.

"It's annoying to ask this kind of question. It's uncomfortable to wear it while sleeping, and there's a strange feeling when sleeping. Of course I won't wear it. Isn't that a nice thing to think about?"

"I've never worn these. Even if I did, I'm not as big as a woman, and I wouldn't be uncomfortable with them."

"annoying."

He said he was disgusting, but his face rubbed against Guaping's face.

"Hey, Guaping, we're not married yet, why do we feel like we're already an old married couple?"

"We have been together for more than ten years, so naturally we will not be as crazy as others. But this is good. I heard that many people are extremely clingy when they are crazy at first, but they get bored after a long time. They only have passion and no warmth. , we will get divorced out of nowhere. On the contrary, we will be like this for a longer time."

"Well, although it's light, it does feel sweet in my heart. It feels like mountain spring water."

"right."

"Yeah, yeah, I want to sleep with our foreheads pressed against each other."

"it is good."

Forehead to forehead for one night, and then for a lifetime.

Oh, probably much more than a lifetime.

Ps:

1See Chapter 4, "Xiaochun" was absent from the meeting

2 Regarding Koharu’s conservative style, although she was also the person who indirectly contributed to the Uchiha genocide, we can find that most of her behavior after getting old in the original work was to occupy power and mud, which is the Uchiha genocide. She also adapted to the situation after the orthodox Danzo had completed his layout.So just looking at the later plot of Konoha, it is conservative in Guahei's perception to switch to Koharu.

3See the end of Chapter 13

4See several places at the end of Chapter 35 and in the following chapters

5See Chapter 36

6See the end of Chapter 47

7 See the East China Sea Defense War chapter, mentioned in many places

8See end of Chapter 53 and Chapter 62

9See Chapter 60. This chapter is directly linked to Chapter 71 Guaping Yun'er's situation in the forbearance circle; and the funeral in the lintel mentioned in the article also made Yun'er directly recognize Guaping.

10See Chapter 71.

In addition, there is another foreshadowing before the foreshadowing in this chapter, and that foreshadowing serves this foreshadowing.

That was Chapter 70. Guaping suggested that Hiruzen should crack down on pornography, and then suddenly realized that there was no allusion to "pornographic books" in the ninja world. In the Chinese cultural circle, yellow is a noble color, and it is linked to eroticism for many reasons.

In 1894, there was a decadent magazine called yellowbook in the United Kingdom, and the literary works in it were pornographic. In 1895, Oscar Wilde was arrested for pornography. When he was arrested, he had a novel with a yellow cover in his pocket. After the rumor spread, it was rumored that the book sandwiched was a pornographic magazine; at the same time, the two newspaper giants, Rotten Apple and New York, competed viciously and used vulgar news to attract readers. The owner of one of the two daily newspapers poached a comic book artist for the daily newspaper Comics, the artist was famous for his work called Yellow Boy...

Therefore, yellow has become synonymous with vulgarity and eroticism, but there is no such thing in the ninja world, so I wrote this detail, which can be regarded as laying a smaller foreshadowing for Chapter 71. Koharu's choice of words.

In fact, there are many other foreshadowings. I must have designed more than that at the time, but my outline was not detailed enough to mark all the foreshadowings because there were too many. Many of the foreshadowings were improvised. After all, the purpose was clear.So some of them have been forgotten over time and I don’t have time to look for them in detail.

But I'm still very happy. I laid so many foreshadowings and no one noticed it. This is just like driving a car and rolling over people's faces but no one realizes it. It feels very fulfilling.This big pit has been filled, and many new late-stage pits have also been dug out. Please stay tuned.