Krypton life in Konoha's dream

Guaping is very annoyed, he is really too busy.

The organization decided to send him to the royal capital to negotiate peace with the Water Kingdom representative team, but there were still many things in Konoha that he couldn't let go of.

Each family has lost its patriarch and acting patriarch. It needs to be dealt with.

We must not relax at all in the subsequent planning and arrangement. We can’t leave.

How to do it

"Shadow Clone"

When trouble comes, he will become a shadow clone.

He created a clone.

"You, stay, and I will go to the royal capital."

"Yes."

To be honest, Guaping actually wanted his clone to go to the royal capital, but this was too disrespectful. After all, the ninja world is still a feudal society, and the royal family and nobles are still very particular about etiquette. Besides, if the delegation from the Kingdom of Water grabs If the matter of avatar diplomacy continues for several days, the time wasted may be a huge loss.

After all, the clone can't completely rest assured. What will happen if something goes wrong? Although some old guys are being fed "good food and drink", the matter is far from over, because so far it has just opened a hole in the situation. If you don't hurry up, Filling in what he wants to fill is equivalent to doing nothing.

"It's still too slow. If I had known I would have come back earlier, the worst thing would have been for Hiruzen to launch a temporary meeting. But that's not possible. The layout of the east is indeed important. Hey~~"

Regardless, Guaping took the team on the road.

We arrived at the royal capital that night.

This is Guaping’s second visit.

The royal capital is still prosperous.After dinner, there were very few people in Konoha. At most, there were a few taverns that were still doing some business, but most of the royal capital was brightly lit.Night market, pub, brothel

On Zhangtai Road, a woman wearing a specially trimmed robe shouted loudly: "Ninja-sama, come tonight to see something beautiful and have fun, ah~~."

Guaping frowned, ignored them, and continued to lead the team forward.

Most of these women are pitiful people. How many women are willing to do this kind of business? There may be some who are naturally promiscuous, but most of them are forced.

But Guaping has no intention or ability to take care of this matter for the time being. After all, this kind of industry is secretly owned by the royal family and nobles. He knows that it is too early to take care of it now.

"Why would a brothel take over ninja business? Konoha isn't close to the capital."

Someone spoke, and it was Mito Kadoyan's cousin: "Not to mention ordinary-looking women, the only ones who can afford prostitutes are us ninjas, apart from the powerful nobles. After all, this is a B-level mission. If you get the gold, you can spend two nights in the royal capital. Hahaha, how come Danzo-senpai wants to try you family? I know him well. Whenever you are free, I will take you to try Hina."

The acting patriarch of the Mitomon clan was not taken away directly at that time, because with the size and strength of their family, they did not have the opportunity to share much soup before. However, the older generation clan leader still took the opportunity to surrender to the police station that night and confessed. Some minor offenses can lead to detention of up to a few months.

Guaping knew that the crime was minor just because the old guy had no rights, but according to the law he couldn't get a severe sentence, so he ordered Fushan to lock him up for a few months.

The Mitomondai clan leader asked to go home that night and give some instructions, and Fukuyama agreed.

Who would have thought that this old guy would go out and resign his position as the acting clan leader in front of the whole clan after returning home. As expected, he went to the police department the next day and walked into the cell by himself.

Hiruzen Kuahei was also happy to give him some face, so he arranged for his son to join the team for observation and observation. If he passed the test, he would be trained. If he was mediocre, he could be given a small idle job in the future.

But his father was so good at keeping his own house, why was his son so unsatisfactory that Guaping was too lazy to give him a casual job? Such a person could not afford to support him, but it would ruin the spirit of ninjas.

However, Guaping's expression did not change. He continued to ask: "Is this phenomenon common in Konoha when I come all the way to the royal capital to have sex?"

"Yes, there are no people in Konoha doing this openly. There are at most a few prostitutes. They are cheap, but they will be arrested by the police department in a few days. There are not many good-looking ones in other nearby counties. A few beauties have long been placed in the rooms of local nobles as concubines. It doesn't look like the royal capital. There are so many beauties that even the brothels can still have unbroken chicks. Anyway, many brothers will come here. One day Distance is nothing."

The topic gradually became unhealthy, Guahei stopped asking any more questions, and Mito Kadotaki also stopped talking.

As he continued walking, Guaping thought of many things.I will be busy again in the future, but the resistance will be great, hey.

Soon, they arrived at the palace, two streets away from Zhangtai Road.

It was getting late, and the palace maid arranged for them to rest, and they would still have to gossip tomorrow.

The next day when I got up and had breakfast, I didn't see the prince Tachibana Kyō. I don't know where he went to be happy. Instead, the daimyo Tachibana Muneyoshi personally received them.

Well, after not seeing him for nearly a year, Tachibana Muneyi looks more than a year older.

"Boss Danzo, the people from the Kingdom of Water are the left prime minister and the Sandaime Mizukage. This victory can force them to come to our capital to discuss peace in person. Minister Danzo deserves the greatest credit. With such a wise and experienced man like you, , we in the Fire Nation have nothing to worry about." Ju Zongyi looked at Guaping kindly.

"No, no, Your Majesty has given me the reward. In the final analysis, only with your Dinghaishenzhen around, can we, the Fire Country, be strong and strong for a long time, and be able to stabilize the pressure on other countries."

"Oh, I'm getting old. I know that I don't have much time left, and my boy is also useless. I will have to rely on you in the future."

e, a 60-year-old boy

"Your Majesty, don't say that. It's the first month of the year. I'd better wish your Majesty a happy old age first. I wish your Majesty seven days of longevity and prosperity for the country."

Everyone will be happy when they hear good things. Tachibana Muneyi didn't bother to say depressing words such as that he would not live long. He sent someone to call the delegation from the Kingdom of Water, and the group walked towards the main hall.

After everyone gathered, Tachibana Muneyoshi sat facing south, Konoha and Water Country each sat in a row. There was a small coffee table and pen, ink, paper and inkstone in front of the futon where everyone sat kneeling.

This standard is much higher than the previous foreign affairs event at the Huolei Peace Talks. Presumably, when it comes to dinner time, the palace maid will also serve the food.

The peace talks can be regarded as a meeting in disguise, and naturally there is a flurry of rhetoric at the beginning. The difference is that usually it is Hiruzen who speaks, but today it is Tachibana Muneyoshi.

It's just that the two countries, Water and Fire, have been on good terms for generations. The current daimyo of the Water Kingdom has to call him "Grandpa Zongyibo" when he sees him. If there is any dispute, he can sit down and talk about it.

Well, to interpret it in another way, Guaping thinks Ju Zongyi’s teachings are quite interesting.

Since he wanted to have a good negotiation, he would have to ask for the price and pay back the money, and he would have to wait for someone to ask for the price.

It is impossible for the Kingdom of Water not to ask the price, because they cannot lose the Yuanshi and other strong men and the seven ninja swords. If they lose it, they will not have the strength to survive.Across the sea are the two countries of Fire and Thunder. The country of Water feels miserable.

Looking at it this way, this is completely a seller's market, and Guaping naturally has an advantage.He smiled and looked at the left prime minister of the Kingdom of Water and the third generation Mizukage Wuming.

Among the few people from the Kingdom of Water who are not mature, they will naturally not be angry because of Guaping's provocative expression.

The left minister spoke: "Your Majesty of the Land of Fire, friends of Konoha, I have no other reason to bother you this time, but to resolve disputes and eliminate misunderstandings. As His Majesty Muneyi said, our two nations, Water and Fire We have been friends for generations, and my Majesty and His Majesty Zongyi are also relatives within the eighteenth generation. I believe everything will end well."

Well, he almost didn't say anything, but he kept silent, and there was no thorn in his words, so Guaping had to follow this and pay attention to his words and sentences.

"Hahaha, what the left minister across the sea said is right. Our country of Fire has always had a simple, warm and hospitable people. Even if there was a little dissatisfaction before, our Majesty still entertained you regardless of the past grudges. So do you want to show your kindness? A little sincerity to clear up the misunderstanding.”

It's a bit silly, but people from the Kingdom of Water are outsiders, outsiders who come here to give money. They were enemies not long ago, so why not kill them?

"Well, you must be Danzo-buchou. After hearing your deeds, I really didn't expect you to be so quick-tongued."

What's fast?

Guaping said that since the left prime minister couldn't speak, there would be no need to show mercy when he was killed.

Seeing that Guaping didn't pick up the fight and Tachibana Muneyoshi didn't say anything, the Left Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Water knew that whether or not the peace talks could be successful in the end seemed to be all on Danzo Nashimura's side. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart. The Kingdom of Fire had already reached this point. At this point, do ninjas have more decision-making power than daimyo? It seems that this Fire Nation pill.

Of course, he couldn't say it. For the sake of the national defense of the Water Kingdom, he had to find another word to continue.

"Actually, this time, a rebellious ninja named Cheng Tao appeared in our Kingdom of Water. Yuanshi was so angry that he invaded your country with his army. Previously, we admitted to assassinating Senju Meirama with great fanfare, but in fact it was just to make the rebellious ninja relax his vigilance. .”

Even a three-year-old child wouldn't believe this. After hearing this, Guaping just felt that this leftist prime minister was not good enough and couldn't even make excuses. This is the Water Kingdom Pill.

"Yeah, so, the left prime minister on the other side of the sea continues."

"Okay, actually I think it's not a big deal at all. We will return home after killing the traitorous ninja. I didn't expect Konoha to be so intolerant. But it's just our fault for not communicating first."

How come you were blamed for the assassination and then invaded the eastern part of the Land of Fire and were defeated? It was our fault in Konoha. Guaping smiled and said, "Since Mr. Left Prime Minister said this, then the Land of Water is very easy to tolerate." The size of a human being”

"As the old saying goes, goodness above the clouds is as good as water. Our country of water is naturally tolerant of all things."

"Well, our ANBU Intelligence Office heard that there are several groups of powerful pirates further east in the Kingdom of Water. They even call themselves Pirate Emperor, Pirate King, etc. They are so arrogant that they don't even use the names of our countries. How can we use the title of emperor? As the strongest military force in the world, we Konoha have the obligation to pacify the world. We are planning to station troops in Xu Yang's land. You may tolerate it."

The land of Xu Yang is the land of water.

Of course the left prime minister would not agree.

He hurriedly changed the topic: "We are here with full sincerity this time, why should Minister Danzo be aggressive?"

You've been waiting for this sentence for a long time, okay?

"Then let's talk about how sincere you are. Of course, the left prime minister on the other side of the sea, you always say sincerely, why don't you say it all the time?"

"Yes, yes, it was my negligence. Everyone, please look at these scrolls in my hand. They contain taels of silver, pearls from the East China Sea, and Daogujin. I don't know how this sincerity can redeem our soldiers of the Kingdom of Water."

Guaping nodded, then shook his head.He held out two fingers.

"What does this mean, Secretary Danzo?"

"If we want to redeem Yuanshi and others, we from the Fire Nation will have to pay twice as much."

There’s nothing wrong with “ransoming these people.”

The third Mizukage Wuming pretended to be helpless: "But His Majesty only gave me so much."

Only a fool would believe this.

"Then you can pay the debt first."

Of course the delegation from the Kingdom of Water brought more than that, but if they could save the money and food, why didn't Wuming use it to develop Kirigakure's armaments and give Zuo a considerable kickback with the most points.

But Wuming and Zuoxiang actually nodded.

If you owe us, we owe you. Redeem our Kirigakure elite, and then we won’t pay you any more, so what?

Guaping knew that they would not pay him what he owed, so fine, he would use this as an excuse to drink Ma Xuyang when he got the chance in the future.

But he still felt that this was not enough. Attacking the Kingdom of Water would be a matter of the future. It would be great to make more money now: "It's okay to owe money, but if you owe interest, don't pay more. You should pay it in advance." How about paying it all in one lump sum and providing three thousand underage boys to serve as servants for us in the Fire Country?"

"Then thank you Danzo-sama for your noble hand." The class problem in the Kingdom of Water is quite serious. In the eyes of superiors such as Zuo Xiang and Wuming, civilian men are just livestock.

The Yamanaka clan members of the Konoha delegation were immediately notified to go back, and two days later, the prisoners of the Kingdom of Water who had been sealed by the strength of the sealed ones were escorted outside the royal capital.

"Where's the knife?" Wuming realized something was wrong.

"What kind of knife?" Guaping pretended to be dumbfounded.

"Seven Ninja Swords"

"You didn't say you wanted to redeem the Ninja Sword, Prime Minister on the other side of the sea. Didn't you say you wanted to redeem the soldiers? They are all here."

Left Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Water: ""

"Mr. Danzo, please give me a price. Really, it turns out that Konoha is so shameless, haha."

If you are shameless, then you should be shameless. If I, Guaping, want to save face, you, the Kingdom of Water, will scold you. If I, Guaping, can lose a piece of flesh, it is you, Kingdom of Water. I, Ping, are from Konoha, and I am not doing charity. of.

"What's the price? My disciple Hatake Sakumo is a young genius, proficient in sword skills. I thought he liked it, so I gave him seven swords as trophies, right Sakumo?"

Sakumo, who has been serving as the background these past few days: "Ah, yes, those knives are really easy to use."

Sakumo smiled evilly and looked at the big guys in the Kingdom of Water.

Yes, Wu Ming and Zuo Xiang knew that this master and apprentice were competing against each other, and their hearts were quite dark.

But it’s really not possible without the Ninja Sword. Without the Ninja Sword, the seven people are just seven jounin or elite jounin. With the Ninja Sword, the seven people are the trump cards in the decapitation operation. That is completely different. .For the Kingdom of Water, which is across the sea from the Kingdom of Fire and the Kingdom of Thunder, such an important force is indispensable to them.

In the end, the first generation of the Ghost Lantern Clan was left behind as a hostage, along with the two knives, Samehada and Platinum.And what was originally twice sincerity has become three times sincerity. If this happens, Kirigakure is afraid that it will break his bones.

But Guaping knew they wouldn't give it, and the first generation of flounder was already an abandoned son.But it doesn't matter, just give it to Konoha.

"Hey, the kid from Gui Deng's family"