Krypton life in Konoha's dream

On the evening of March 3, Guaping decided to live in a dream.

The dream is Naruto's dream, and the characters in the dream are random.At least he thought it was random.

In the midst of powerlessness and despair, with a little helplessness and a little determination, he made this decision.

Here's the thing.

.....

Late at night on March 3, full of exhaustion, Gua lay down in a "wood" shape and fell asleep.

Too many things happened today, and this eighteen-year-old boy was a little overwhelmed.

He soon fell asleep.

I didn't turn off the lights and didn't cover myself with the quilt, so I just fell asleep.

But the bird was still very considerate. It picked up the quilt and covered him, then flew to the switch, fluttered its wings, raised its beak and bumped it, turning off the light.

At the end of the day, the little red bird that flew to Guaping's house when he was born still pecked him on the forehead, and then disappeared into the invisible light...

......

"This is" Guaping was a little confused.

He felt as if his body was out of control, and it took him a while before he could open his eyes and move his hands and feet a little.

Looking around, he found that he was in a small wooden house, and there should be a restaurant in front of him.

Sitting across the table was a young man with a very energetic slicked-back hedgehog hair, an angular face and an invisible aura of fortitude that made Guaping, who was confused for a moment, a little panicked.

Well, although the man in front of me was handsome, his nose was a little too big, so Guaping gave him the code name "Big Nose Man".

During the period when he was in a trance, the big-nosed man kept chattering: "#&a;&a;#&a;&a;..."

Guaping didn't understand a word and felt very strange.

Where have I been? Why can’t I understand what the person in front of me is saying?

But the man in front of him patted Guaping on the shoulder, as if asking him why he didn't reply.

Guaping hurriedly bent down like a shrimp, covering his stomach with his hands, pretending to have a sudden urge to defecate, then raised his hands to accuse, and hurriedly crawled to the toilet next to him.

Huang's secret skill is to escape

Fortunately, I didn't make a fool of myself. This direction was indeed the toilet, so I was right.

Guaping closed the door and felt a little at a loss for a moment. He probably guessed that he had traveled through time. That was fine. The reality was so helpless that he inevitably wanted to escape. But how could he thrive in a different world due to the language barrier?

Pushing open the window, he sighed: "Let's get some air first."

The savior flew in, it was Queer

Double wear or what?

"Quer, do you know where this is?"

Que'er opened her mouth and said, "Hey, this is the world of Naruto. In fact, you are dreaming. You will wake up in eight hours."

"Oh, it's a dream, it turns out it's not time travel, that's all. But why is there a language barrier in Naruto World? Isn't this a Mandarin anime?"

It's a dream, so it's not strange. The strange thing that the bird can talk can be explained. Originally, Guaping just wanted the bird to dip its mouth in water and write on the ground. Now, I can make it up myself, whatever. Editor, it’s not surprising what happens in dreams.

But the language barrier still felt wrong.You know, Naruto is an anime from the Japanese province of Jianghe. It was drawn by a Japanese whose surname was Kishi and his real name was Saishi. It was inspired by the famous assassin group ninja in history.

Although Dongying Province is separated from the mainland where other provinces and cities are located by a large sea, it has been the territory of Jianghe Kingdom since ancient times. How could it not speak Chinese?

He could even understand, at least distinguish, the Bangzi dialect of Goryeo Province and the languages ​​of the hostile white language family. However, the person in front of him actually spoke something he had never heard before. Could it be that it was also a dialect from a remote place?

Que'er was also stunned for a moment, then clicked his mouth a few times, and finally said with enlightenment: "I know what's going on. In other material worlds, Japan Province is an independent country, and their language is the current dialect of Japan Province. I As for the world, it’s because the Shinto religion in Japan Province was eliminated in ancient times, so it has been the territory of our Jianghe Kingdom since ancient times. It’s a mistake.”

"Well, the dreams in other material worlds are quite mysterious. So Que'er, can this be changed? A dream can be long or short. It's quite uncomfortable to speak like a fool and not understand the language."

In fact, if you know you are dreaming in a dream, you can force yourself to wake up. The method is to go to the toilet immediately after noticing the dream. When you exert force, you will have a feeling of congestion in your head, and then you can wake up. Guaping has used this method several times.But after being forcibly awakened, Guaping would always have a headache for several hours, so he no longer dared to commit suicide like that.

"Yeah, I understand, no need to change, just eat this, chirp."

Queer took out a piece of rice cake from nowhere and continued: "Please, this is a translation rice cake. After eating it, what others say will be automatically converted into Mandarin, and then what you say will also be automatically converted into the local dialect. , as for the text, what they wrote was originally Jiang Hewen."

Translation rice cake doraemon

No matter, I was dreaming anyway, and the sparrow in front of me was probably a dream.

"Thank you." Guaping swallowed the rice cake in one gulp without even chewing it.

"Yeah, who am I now?"

Talking while eating will make your words slurred, which is not a good habit.

But Que'er understood.

She raised her wings and pointed at the mirror.

Guaping understood and leaned over to take a photo: his short short hair, sharp eyes, and handsome face that could make a girl blush were no worse than Guaping himself. Even the x-shaped scar on his chin complemented each other and set off the handsome face. It has become a bonus and a sign of strength.

Just for this appearance, Guaping couldn’t help but give Meng Meng a thumbs up, he’s so handsome.

He estimated that he was about 1.7 meters tall, which was barely enough. When he touched his abdomen with force, he could clearly feel the presence of abdominal muscles. He also had a great figure and was worthy of being a ninja.

As for how there was touch in dreams, Guaping didn't think much about it.

"Wait a minute." When Guaping raised his head, he glanced at the scar again, and suddenly felt that this scar seemed familiar.

X-shaped scar, the scar is on the chin, the handsome scar on the chin, the very handsome scar is x-shaped...

Guaping had a lot of thoughts for a while, so messy that he wanted to tangle the wool together, and the voices in his head became incoherent.

"Ah~~, how did I become him, damn?"

it's him

Shimura Danzo

Well, now it’s Danzo Shimura Kuahei.

Guaping felt that he was frightened.

Although he already knew it was a dream, the shock was too great. Guaping felt that his head was suddenly congested, and then he had a splitting headache. It seemed that he was about to force himself to wake up.

Then, he actually woke up from his own fright.

Sure enough, his head hurt when he suddenly woke up from a dream. He leaned against the wall like a fool for a long time and finally woke up at dawn.

I woke up from the dream and started the helpless second day.