Xueba God-level system

"Oh, we will definitely be able to go out now." Wang Xiang patted Li Hu's chest and looked calm, as if everything was being planned.

"Is Uncle Li there, please open the door of the school, we two have to go out." Wang Xiang has followed Niu Zihao once since that night for self-study. Now he is very bold in everything he does, as if he has committed something. , as if someone would help him invisibly.

Uncle Li is a retired worker. Due to his old age and frailty, he could not find a suitable job for a while.No, someone commissioned him to be the school's janitor.Uncle Li originally wanted to give it a try, but he didn't think so, and he did it for three years.After four seasons, he is also familiar with every grass and tree in the school.

I saw Uncle Li turned over from the bed, his figure was so vigorous that he didn't look like he was 70 years old.While drinking the can of tea in the pot, he turned off the radio without any hassle.There is no extra sound, as if the whole world has become clean.

"Tell me, what are you two looking for from me?" Uncle Li threw the teacup in his hand towards the ceiling above his head, seeing that the tea was about to fall.Uncle Li did not panic, but smiled slightly and kicked hard on the ground.With the help of the rebound from his heels, he jumped up slightly, and at the same time caught the teacup thrown into the air earlier.

Wang Xiang's mouth is so wide that he can probably put an ostrich egg in it.And Li Hu next to him was even more exaggerated. His pupils were wide open, and his mouth was already drooling.It can be seen that Uncle Li's "jump in the air" has already shocked them both.

If Uncle Li's move just now stunned them, it is estimated that the next move will be twice as stunned.Holding the teacup in one hand, Uncle Li casually waved his hand in the air, and the tea splashed all over the sky, like an obedient child, all of them entered the teacup.

"Okay." Wang Xiang took the lead in applauding, and Li Hu also followed him around.

As expected of the old saying, "Your uncle is your uncle, and Li uncle is still your uncle!"

"Uncle Li, I have been taught. There is time another day, please show your hand for us." Before Li Hu finished speaking, Wang Xiang continued, "Our teacher Fu, his father gave him some special gifts. The dishes are placed at the entrance of the magnificent kindergarten next to the North Bus Station, let us pick it up, you see, this school gate has to be opened."

When Wang Xiang lies, he never blinks, unless he meets a girl and blinks faster than anyone else.

"Bring out the proof of going out, and after I sign it, you can go out." Uncle Li took a sip of tea, as if enjoying a life as light as tea.

There is no proof of going out at all.As soon as I saw that Wang Yan was taking English homework, I hurriedly tried to get out with Li Hu, and there was no proof.However, if there is no proof, wouldn't it even be impossible to get out of the door.No, it's already at the door, and you have to go out without saying anything.

Wang Xiang patted his head to see if he could come up with a better solution.Not only can he fool Uncle Li, but he can also go out through the door.The proof of going out is a "bridge" between students and the guard room. With it, you can come and go freely when you enter the school.

Feeling the atmosphere at that time, it is estimated that it is already in class now.If you go to re-apply for the certificate now, let's not say that the class teacher has no class, even if the class teacher is idle, what is the reason for you to go out?

After thinking about it, Wang Xiang had to lie no matter what.If you lied in front of the head teacher, you can go to Uncle Li and hand in the proof directly and leave.If you lie here with Uncle Li, you can leave immediately.

Wang Xiang has prepared the next speech, the next thing to do is to say it. "Uncle Li, to tell you the truth, the two of us were also forced. You said that the two of us seemed to be skipping classes to go online, and we didn't want to look at it. Those who skipped class and went online directly went over the back wall of the school, so how dare you be upright? Brightly walked from the front door. (Wang Xiang also tried to climb over the back wall, it was not that he chose the wrong place, but the wrong time. One night, when he was studying for self-study, Wang Xiang was really bored, so he went out to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet. When he turned over from the back wall, the moon was dark and the wind was high. When he was turning over, he accidentally stepped on a dog, and he was almost scared out of his life. Since then, Wang Xiang saw in the daytime. That wall, I was a little panicked, for fear that a dog would burrow out from behind the wall.)…”

"Hu... Hu..." Wang Xiang continued to talk for half an hour, telling all the things that might happen, and only then got the consent of Uncle Li.

The door was finally opened.The moment the door was opened, Wang Xiang had to thank the heavens, the earth, and his own mouth that could adapt to changes.

"Wait, you two stop, maybe something is not right."

When Wang Xiang was about to step out of the school with Li Hu, he was stopped by Uncle Li.

Li Hu's face turned from the excitement just now to stiff, while Wang Xiang's became even more stiff, and froze in place.

"Are you two going to pick up the food and not something else?" Uncle Li had to split a sentence into two sentences, and the frightened Wang Xiang's heart was about to pop out of his throat.

"Don't worry, Mr. Li, it's definitely vegetables, a bag of potatoes, and a few Chinese cabbage, all brought by the teacher's parents from the countryside. It's very fresh. The teacher grows it at home, so you can eat it with confidence." Wang Xiang is saying When I said this, even myself felt embarrassed. The ability to make up stories by myself is definitely getting better every year, and even I almost believe it.

Looking at the two figures running at the school gate, Uncle Li sighed. "Alas, the current teacher is really getting bigger and bigger. Even his parents are gone, and he even asks the students to pick up the dishes. Hey, it's hard to say." Ren Huifu".

"Alas!" Niu Zihao sighed while sitting on the seat.

Or the last row of Feng Shui is good, far away from the teacher, so you can do whatever you want.This is an English class, you have to stand up and shout "good

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And Niu Zihao didn't stand at all, the people in front had already stood up, blocking the line of sight, it didn't matter whether Niu Zihao stood or not.In English class, Niu Zihao was the only one who read chemistry books.

What really made Niu Zihao sigh was not the question of whether to stand before class, but Gao Yaxuan's chemistry reference book.

This book is just an ordinary reference book, there is no difference.What interested Niu Zihao was not the content of the book, but a QR code on the last page.

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