Xueba God-level system

Wang Xiang was sleeping righteously, dreaming that he was singing a song with sister Chang'e.He whispered softly and played the qin, while Chang'e danced gracefully.Just like a dynamic portrait of a lady, Wang Xiangpu wrote the book and wanted to paint the fairy-like shadows with his own hands.

What he never expected was that Teacher Cai's sudden slap made him far from the dream and came to reality.

How much Wang Xiang wanted to go back to the situation of "dance to understand the shadow, what is it like in the world".But when I woke up, I couldn't go back.In the lonely and desolate Guanghan Palace, only Chang'e is left, with Haoyue as her friend and Fanxing as her company.

"Classmate, do you know that this is a politics class?" Teacher Cai said and slapped Wang Xiang again: "Did you dream of Duke Zhou?"

Wang Xiang only felt pain from his neck, all over his body.Although he dreamed of a fairy, it was hard to say!Anyone has their own secrets, of course.In order not to make a fool of himself in front of the whole class, Wang Xiang had no choice but to say, "I dreamed that Duke Zhou taught me politics."

As soon as these words came out, the whole class burst into laughter.

Seeing Zhao Liyang laughing, Niu Zihao suddenly felt very naive. It was obviously a cool joke, but why did the same table laugh so brilliantly.So much so that she pursed her lips and covered her smile, which is of course a girl's signature move.From Niu Zihao's point of view, pursing his lips seems a bit dignified and elegant.

"Hey, what did that boy just say, I just lost my mind." A male classmate didn't understand and asked the classmate next to him.

The female classmate hummed and left a sentence, "Who told you not to listen well in class", and then stopped talking.

This time, the male classmate was very anxious.I was so anxious that I scratched my ears and cheeks, but in desperation, I had to ask the brothers and sisters at the front and rear tables for advice.

"Quiet, give me quiet." Teacher Cai began to stop the crazy laughing behavior of the classmates, "Is it so funny?"

In fact, Teacher Cai almost laughed along with the classmates.It's just that he disguises himself very well, and he doesn't have to laugh in public, and he has lost the demeanor of a people's teacher.It's never too late to laugh when you get to the grade group office after class!

Niu Zihao looked at Wang Xiang's direction and thought a little.Isn't this Wang Xiang the second last in the class?Oh, remember, came with me to the toilet last night.When he was sleeping in class, he dreamed that the Duke of Zhou taught him politics. Today's students have too many brains and dare to say anything nonsense.It is Mr. Cai's political speech that is not good, or that Zhou Gong's speech is good.If this is the case, then I will have a high-sounding reason to sleep in class in the future.When I went to sleep in Chinese class, I dreamed that Zhou Gong was talking in Chinese, and I went to sleep in English class...

Thinking of this, Niu Zihao burst out laughing unconsciously.

"Hahaha!"

"Huh?" Teacher Cai felt that something was obviously wrong. Why was there still someone laughing? Isn't it obvious that he doesn't take his teacher seriously.

Niu Zihao tried his best to control his laughter, but it was too late.No matter how sharp his eyes are, they are not as sharp as Teacher Cai's.

As soon as Teacher Cai turned around, he saw Niu Zihao laughing.

"stand up!"

I really wanted to die. Niu Zihao thought that the teacher might punish him for his homework, but he didn't expect it to end like this.No matter how knowledgeable he is, it is useless.As expected, Mr. Cai will convict himself of disrupting classroom discipline and deduct 1.5 points from the student's comprehensive academic score.

Niu Zihao was ready to be criticized. At this time, there was no book on his desktop, it was as clean as a blank sheet of paper.Oops, he threw the political book in the trash.

He hurriedly turned over the desk, which contained an endless amount of scratch paper.Turning over, he also found a pair of chess and several comic books.Niu Zihao especially wanted to cry, but he really hated the book when it was time to use it.

"Oh, you didn't take the textbook, right?" Teacher Cai's tone was heavy, and every sentence sounded so tense, "Don't tell me that you forgot to take it in the dormitory, that's not the reason."

Seeing that Teacher Cai turned to talk to Niu Zihao, Wang Xiang finally breathed a sigh of relief.It seems that Niu Zihao and I are brothers. In my most critical moment, he helped me.No matter what you say, you have to invite Niu Zihao to a meal. What would you like to eat?For the seafood dinner, Wang Xiang shook his head, feeling that it was too expensive.Let's invite him to eat beef noodles at noon. The price for students outside the school gate is five yuan a bowl, which is quite cheap, as a thank you for the "life-saving" kindness in class.

"You, and the sleeping classmate. You two let me out and stand for a class. I don't want to see you again." It can be seen that Teacher Cai is really angry, otherwise he would not have made such a big deal. temper.

Watching the two of them walk out of the classroom, Teacher Cai said, "One didn't take the textbook, and the other slept like a god. If there is a magical fate, I will meet him again in this life."

How do you feel that these two sentences are a bit like the lyrics in the TV series "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is a profound meaning in them.

Mr. Cai didn't care about the lack of affection, he picked up a classmate's matching practice and began to check it.

"Why are you empty and not writing, are you waiting for me to write for you?"

"Teacher, what you turned over is my math practice, and my politics practice is here!"

Teacher Cai is embarrassingly capitalized, but no classmates dare to laugh, who made him a teacher!

"Niu Zihao, thank you very much today." Wang Xiang said.

The second monk Niu Zihao was puzzled, "When did I help you!"

Wang Xiang explained to Niu Zihao for a long time, before Niu Zihao understood the general idea, "This is what you said, treat me to beef noodles at noon, and I want three eggs."

Unexpectedly, Niu Zihao's laugh can be exchanged for a bowl of beef noodles. It's worth it.

Wang Xiang touched his neck, this teacher Cai is really cruel.Looking at the empty stairway, the voice of the English teacher next door lecturing faintly came, which was very sweet.

Wang Xiang felt very bored, the great physicist Archimedes once said. "Give me a fulcrum and I'll pry up the whole earth."

At this time, Wang Xiang also wanted to "scream", give me a mobile phone, and I will go from bronze all the way to the king rank.

"Save it, if you have this spare time, you might as well study two math problems carefully." Niu Zihao patted Wang Xiang's shoulder, "How about we go to the playground."

"This is not good!" This is not the first time Wang Xiang has confessed.

"Okay then, you'll be thinking about it here alone, and I'm going to the playground to get some fresh air." After Niu Zihao finished speaking to Wang Xiang, he walked straight out of the No. 2 teaching building and came to the side of the playground.

"Wang Xiang, didn't you want to face the wall and think about it, why did you come?" Niu Zihao said, looking at the alumni of the upper physical education class.

"Brother, it should be to share the blessings and share the difficulties. I didn't come out to accompany you because you were alone." Wang Xiang lied without blinking.

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