Swart in Marvel

"What's going on with maternity leave?" Nick Fury asked Hill with a straight face.

"Well, Tony took Pandora to the Maldives for a year, um, 360 and five days a year. There will come a time when he doesn't pay attention to safety measures, so"

Yes

Thor tricked Pandora away and even made her pregnant

Not only Nick Fury, but also a large number of people from the mercenary group such as Swart, Fox Spirit, Night Rose, etc. all looked like they had seen a ghost.

Especially Swart, who hasn't changed his clothes in almost four years. If it weren't for the system's cleaning function, his underwear might have turned to stone.

Poke the helper elves awake and ask: "Why is Pandora pregnant?"

The helper elf looked at him like he was mentally retarded: "Why can't I get pregnant?"

"Isn't it true that you can't take off your clothes until you reach Xinyue San?"

"That's you, not her. Why should I care about her if she can't recharge money?"

"I have a saying I don't know whether to say or not."

Only today did Swart realize that he was the only one who couldn't take off his clothes.

This also explains why Pandora is so keen on going shopping to buy clothes.

After understanding the situation, Swart quietly sat aside and stared at Thor resentfully.

Thor took a look and realized something was wrong. Why did Swart's eyes look like this, as if he had robbed his wife.

He hurried over and warned Swart: "I told you that Pandora is my woman, don't even think about it."

"I think your mother is tall, so get out of here."

slap

Swart kicked Thor in the stomach, bitterly left the living room and returned to his room.

Extremely depressed, he knocked on Linghuzhe's door, looking for her to soothe his mood.

"Little fox, how much money have I charged now?" he asked.

"The cumulative total is 570 billion U.S. dollars." The spirit fox replied.

"More than 6000 billion? It's still half of the 5000 trillion. There's still a long way to go."

"Why, seeing that Thor is about to have a son, you want to have one too?"

"Go, go, go, what are you talking about? If I want to have a baby, it will be with you."

"You are so shameless and you have a character like yours, you should think of some way to get me out first." The spirit fox curled his lips and didn't take Swart's joke to heart at all.

But Swart's heart tightened, and he stared at the face of the spirit fox for a long time before asking: "If there will be a way then, when will Thanos start collecting the infinite stones?"

"Well, there are still two years left. Ancient One and Odin haven't died yet, and Strange's hand hasn't been paralyzed yet."

At the moment when the spirit fox spoke, Strange, who was driving, sneezed, and then

There will be no more, car accident, paralysis of both hands, no way to perform surgery in the future. If Strange knew that it was the unintentional words of the spirit fox that caused him to have two less years of surgery, he might want to kill the spirit fox. or

"Well, I take back what I just said."

"Why?" As soon as Swart asked, he thought that the reason was that the spirit fox's law of cause and effect weapon was effective.

"Hahaha, the withdrawal is invalid, you are enough for six, old man"

The spirit fox's face turned red and he spat softly: "Why are you laughing? It's just an accident."

"Yes, yes, it was an accident. It was just an accident that happened to Strange."

Swart was still laughing, and the spirit fox just looked at it.

After laughing for a long time, Swart noticed the evil look on the fox spirit's face and coughed lightly: "Um, when did Thanos collect the infinite stones?"

"If nothing else happens, there are still three years."

Swart knew that the spirit fox was talking about the battle in Wakanda three years later, but the current timeline had been changed beyond recognition. Pierce had fallen, Bucky had changed his ways as soon as he appeared, and Tony was also in Whitehall. After telling him, he found out that the murderer of his father was Wayne and not Bucky, so the civil war was over.

Well, Wayne is a member of the same group of Winter Soldiers and Hydra thugs as Bucky.

Therefore, the accident mentioned by the spirit fox almost happened [-]% of the time.

"By the way, how is the little spider?" Swart suddenly remembered that there was still no news about a little boy who was bitten by a spider.

"Pete Parker moved."

"Walter"

"Aunt May said New York was unsafe, so she took Peter Parker and moved to Washington."

"What about Spider-Man?"

"Two days ago, Winger Stacey was bitten by a mutant spider on the subway." The author said: Well, I personally prefer the female Spider-Man in the parallel universe, so I brought it here and used it. Peter Parker left and so on, from Steel He started laying the groundwork for the exhibition at the beginning of school, but there will be a return later. Children who like Dutch brothers can wait a few years, just a few years in the book.

"So Spider-Man, no, now he should be called Spider-Woman"

"Well, you're right, Spider-Woman. Her suit is also ready. The outside of the hood and mask are white, the inside of the hood is girly pink, and the arms and below the collarbone are black."

The spirit fox suddenly felt that he couldn't explain it clearly, so he called up a photo of Wenger changing clothes and standing in front of the mirror. He looked very sexy and beautiful.

But Swart kept glancing at the spirit fox.

He also said plausibly: "The height is not as tall as the little fox, a bad review; the legs are not as long as the little fox, a bad review; the waist is not as thin as the little fox, a bad review; the chest is not as big as the little fox, a bad review."

"Ahem, pay attention to the image. This is a serious fan fiction, not a concentration camp for pornographic jokes."

The spirit fox warned Swart seriously, but he was very happy in his heart. That girl didn't like to be praised for her beauty by others.

Especially compared to someone whose looks and figure are not inferior to mine.

When Swart saw the smile on the fox spirit's face, he knew that he had gained a lot of impression points.

"The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard," Swart cheered himself up in his heart, while quietly glancing at the spirit fox.

"Hey, go ahead and do your work first. I always feel that Nick Fury will make big moves."

"Well, you are right. Nick Fury wants to take action against Sokovia. In addition, Miss Crystal, who came with Alaris, happens to be in Sokovia now."

"You mean Quicksilver and her will"

"I think it should just be a night together, otherwise Quicksilver in the original time and space died and I never saw her come out."

The spirit fox turned his brain rapidly, and he really couldn't think of a time when the crystal had a sense of existence.

"That's it, Pierce's matter has been delayed for a long time."

Swart thought about the things he asked the help elves a few days ago, and thought to himself: It’s time to start the plan.