Saiki Kusuo's Marvel Daily

Peter's petrification was finally lifted, which relieved Saiki Kusuo, who was physically and mentally exhausted.

"Something doesn't feel right." Peter frowned as he felt dazed after sleeping for a long time.

Then he raised his hand and saw the hairs standing on his arms.His spider-sense kicked in at this point.

"God, something must have happened. Kusuo, tell me quickly."

It's so noisy, don't yell in my room.

Saiki Kusuo patiently told the whole story. In order to avoid trouble, he only talked about the party in general.

Peter angrily stepped forward to arrest Saiki Kusuo.

"Asshole, you actually made me lose the chance to show off in front of Mr. Stark."

Do you only care about big shit?

"Do you know how long I've been waiting for this day, Kusuo? Do you want me to feed Lipu's little penis into your mouth?"

In the end, it's all your fault. If you hadn't taken off my glasses, this wouldn't have happened.

Peter, who was full of missed opportunities, didn't buy it: "Don't try to change the subject, Kusuo."

After finally sending the chattering Peter away, Saiki Kusuo reluctantly contributed a piece of his beloved coffee jelly in order to shut him up.

The next day, Peter was stopped by Ned as soon as he arrived at school. What happened last night made Ned's face not very good.

"What happened man you look like you got beat up."

"It's hard to put it into words. It was more than just a beating. It almost killed me. Fortunately you left early, otherwise you would have stayed and washed the dishes with me."

Peter: ""What's going on? What happened yesterday?

Mike didn't pay for the private room he booked yesterday, and Ned, who was the last to leave, was forced to bear the money. If the person in charge hadn't let him go because he saw that he was hypnotized by Kusuo, he would have been in the KTV for a week. plate.

Forget it, it’s too embarrassing not to mention it.

Ned, who shook his head and regained his composure, elbowed him with an ambiguous expression.

"How's it going with Mari-san? Did you have a nice night?"

"What Mary?" Kusuo didn't tell him this. What did that kid do to his face?

"Don't act stupid, I don't believe you really just sent her home and didn't do anything else."

Ned's expression was so strange. That guy Kusuo, didn't you expect that girl named Mary to be this kind of person? No, that guy committed the crime in front of his face. It's me who will be sued.

Put away your random thoughts, it’s so noisy early in the morning

Why didn't you tell me this?

because there is no need

Peter had a dispute with Saiki Kusuo in his mind, and Ned beside him saw his strange expression and shouted.

"Hey, are you listening to me?"

Peter said frantically.Come here and explain to me, you guy.

Please forgive me for refusing.Saiki Kusuo refused unceremoniously.

It was Mary Jane, one of the parties involved, who finally solved Ned and Peter's doubts.

When the other party passed by Peter, his eyes met Peter's inadvertently.The energetic red-haired hottie made Peter so excited that he couldn't take his eyes away.

However, Jane rolled her eyes at him and left neatly.

"Clap."

Something seemed to be broken, and Ned looked around in confusion.

"what sound"

Peter clutched his chest in pain and said, "That's the sound of my heart breaking."

Ned, who understood instantly, comforted him with a familiar attitude, but in fact, he rubbed salt in his wounds: "It's okay, man. It's normal for such a goddess to look down on you. Let's go to a lower-level party next time. .”

Peter: ""

After the petrification incident, Saiki Kusuo rarely had a few leisurely days.Just when he was planning to spend a leisurely weekend at home eating coffee jelly, an accident happened.

On the way to school, you will pass by a small park, where a middle-aged man wearing glasses and looking gentle has been sitting on the only bench since Thursday.

This is an ordinary person like him who cannot be found in a crowd.However, when Saiki Kusuo heard his voice, he realized that this guy was not simple.

Thursday, sunny.The demon broke through my body and destroyed a street.

Saiki Kusuo: ""

What's going on? Chuunibyou

Saiki Kusuo ignored him and left.

While having dinner that night, I saw a piece of news on the news about a downtown area being destroyed by a green monster that suddenly appeared.

Kurumi Saiki on the side was worried: "I always feel that I am not very peaceful recently. I hope that monster will not come to Queens. Dad and Kusuo should pay attention to safety when they go out."

It's too late, Mom.

The next day, Saiki Kusuo passed by the small park again. The man wearing glasses was still sitting on the bench, and his clothes were in tatters.

On Friday, the demon still broke through my body and smashed up a commercial area.

Saiki Kusuo: ""

Day Three

How could such a dangerous creature let him survive past the third day.

Saiki Kusuo made a rare contact with Saiki Kusuke.

"Oh, isn't this the street fighter Green Giant who acts like a gangster whenever he disagrees? S.H.I.E.L.D. is going crazy looking for Dr. Banner. I didn't expect you to be here, Kusuo."

"Stop making sarcastic remarks, Kongsuke, and take this troublesome spirit away quickly."

"Hey, I don't want to come into contact with this dangerous big guy. The director sent Natasha here. To prevent him from going crazy before Natasha comes, Kusuo should take him home and keep him under surveillance."

"Are you kidding me? How could such a time bomb be placed at home? Do you want to put mom and dad in danger?"

"Indeed, if my mother gets hurt, I can't help but destroy the world. So, I bought my mother and father tickets to Disneyland and let them go out for two days. The home is safe, Dr. Banner, please "

"Hey, don't make decisions on your own." Kusuo Saiki doesn't want to be controlled by others.

refused.

However, Saiki Kusuke, who knew his character thoroughly, knew exactly what reasons to use to force Saiki Kusuo to submit.

"Had he been left alone, more people would have been put at risk."

"You should have some idea of ​​how dangerous this guy is after reading the news. Only you can stop him. Just think of it as me begging you, Kusuo."

"It only takes two days. When Natasha comes back from the Middle East, we will take him away immediately."

With just a few words, Saiki Kusuo was forced to agree.

"Let's make an agreement first. I only give you two days. If Natasha hasn't come in two days, I will provoke him and throw him at the door of your SHIELD."

After finishing the conversation with Saiki Kusuke, Saiki Kusuo went to the park to find Banner. After giving his name as SHIELD, the other party was surprisingly resistant.

"I'm sorry, even if you send a harmless kid to convince me, I won't give in. And my mood is not stable right now. Don't get close to me at will, kid."

Haha, he will be scared if this happens, yes, just stay away from me and let me fend for myself.

The once high-spirited genius doctor has now been driven almost crazy by the monster in his body, and all he thinks about every day is how to end his life.

In human form, he seems to be an unexpectedly easy-to-get-together person, if he doesn't behave like a hooligan at every turn.

"I can't promise you, doctor, if I continue to let you go, Queens will be destroyed by you sooner or later. So come back with me, I can control your emotions."

"What can you do as a child?" Kusuo Saiki boasted, which angered Banner.

What a joke, this brat.You said it so lightly, did you think it was an experiment?

You know how painful it is to suppress that demon every day. You have to control your temper and live cautiously every day, walking on thin ice.

In a sense, we are both in the same situation, so I understand your pain.

Kusuo Saiki patted Banner's swelling arm empathetically, but unexpectedly, it completely angered him.

"I told you not to touch me."

Next, Saiki Kusuo was very lucky to watch Banner, oh no, now it should be called the whole process of Hulk taking off his clothes and acting hooligan.

The piercing roar attracted the attention of the people around. After discovering that it was the monster that had recently wreaked havoc on TV, everyone screamed and fled.

That guy Kongsuke really brought him a lot of trouble.Make sure the guy treats me to a year's worth of coffee jelly when this is over.

What worries Saiki Kusuo is that he cannot hear Hulk's heart.He could clearly hear Dr. Banner's words.There are only three types of objects that his telepathy is ineffective against, one is insects, the other is dead things without thoughts, and the other is Ran Tang, ahem, idiots. Obviously Hulk is the latter.

He dodged Hulk's fist, stood on his shoulder and pressed the opponent down with all his strength.In order to prevent the other party from destroying the Queens District, Saiki Kusuo could only use two people to teleport and bring him to his private island.

This is where he tests his powers without being detected by any satellites.After putting Hulk down, Saiki Kusuo flew into the air and watched the big man underground wreaking havoc on the island.

Anyway, we can use time to restore the island afterwards, so let the big guy stay here until he calms down.

Probably because there were no onlookers and armed police to stimulate him, Banner calmed down quickly.He looked blankly at the messy island, and his expression suddenly changed.

I'm out of control again, so useless.

Woohoo, it looks more serious this time, the whole area was razed to the ground, and there were no bones left. Those idiots from S.H.I.E.L.D. are so useless, don’t they know how to stop him?

Sure enough, scum like him deserves to die

"Have you finally calmed down?"

Saiki Kusuo brought Saiki Kuniharu's clothes and handed them to Dr. Banner.

Under the increasingly vigilant look of the other party, he explained: "I promised others to keep an eye on you for the next two days. Whether you are sentimental or committing suicide, please wait two days before continuing."

Dr. Banner finally noticed something strange about Saiki Kusuo, and he asked sternly: "Who are you and where are you?"

To deal with such a naturally suspicious genius, it is better to be honest and honest. At the same time, it can also bring the relationship between the two of them closer and facilitate his control.

Saiki Kusuo told Banner his identity.

"My name is Saiki Kusuo, and I am a person with super powers."

Banner: "Superpowers, do you think you are acting in a TV series?"