Saiki Kusuo's Marvel Daily
Chapter 6 Disguise
With a "bang" sound, Peter closed the door and greeted the woman who seemed to be cooking in the room.
"Auntie, I'm back."
"Didn't you say you were going to eat at a friend's house so early? I didn't do your part."
"It's okay, aunt, I've already eaten. If it's okay, I'll go back to the room first."
Peter looked frightened, and then returned to his room just before the woman poked her head out of the kitchen.
After locking the door to the room, Peter exhaled and slumped to the ground.
It's so useless.
Saiki Kusuo's voice came in his mind, and the sarcastic "Peter" waved his hands and said angrily.
"Kusuo, you have the nerve to say that. If you hadn't petrified classmate Peter, we wouldn't have been able to stop this. Now I would have eaten the food cooked by my mother instead of going to a stranger's house pretending to be someone's nephew."
It turns out that the "Peter" at this time is Kusuo Saiki's father, Kuniharu Saiki in disguise.
Twenty minutes ago, Kusuo Saiki asked him to disguise himself as "Peter" and go to Parker's house to get through. As for why he agreed to such a rude request, everything starts from 20 minutes ago.
20 minutes ago.
Saiki Kuniharu, who had just returned home and changed his shoes, received a call from his son in the room.
"Dad, come to my room."
"What's wrong, it's rare for you to come to me, Kusuo. I heard from mom that classmate Peter is here again today. Is it because he doesn't know how to get along with his friends that he wants to ask dad for help? It's so cute. Then let my omnipotent dad tell you. How can I get along well with my friends? What's going on, Peter?"
After opening the door, Saiki Kuniharu saw clearly what was going on in the room, his triumphant expression suddenly froze, and then he pointed at the petrified Peter and screamed in horror.
"It's so noisy, shut up." The harsh voice made the unbearable Saiki Kusuo stop him.
However, the next second he was severely criticized by his father.
"Why did you petrify Mr. Peter? Didn't your glasses fit properly on your eyes? Mr. Peter doesn't know the situation. Don't you know too?"
Saiki Kusuo, who knew he was in the wrong, did not dare to refute, nor did he think of sophistry or shirk.
Seeing that his son was being scolded obediently, Qi Mu Guochun took a deep breath to calm down: "What should I do now? Have you thought of a solution?"
Saiki Kusuo nodded and told Saiki Kuniharu his plan, but was immediately strongly protested by the other party.
"Are you kidding me? You want me to pretend to be Peter and be alone in a room with a single woman. Do you want me to betray my mother?"
"It's just late at night. I'll let you come back when I'm sure Aunt Peter is asleep."
Qi Mu Guochun was unmoved: "Then why don't you pretend that it was you who caused the trouble and take responsibility for me?"
"Of course I will be responsible, but there is a tour tomorrow. It is mandatory for the school to participate. There is no way to ask for leave. If we don't show up at the same time, it will cause trouble. Isn't tomorrow your day off? Please, Dad."
Saiki Kusuo rarely asks for favors because he doesn't like to owe others favors.Although it was nice to have the omnipotent superpower owe a favor, when he thought about not being able to spend a happy day at home with his wife tomorrow on his day off, Saiki Kuniharu refused mercilessly.
"No, anyway, I won't pretend to be Peter. Kusuo, you can ask for leave from the school and you can pretend to be Peter. I will communicate with the school. That's it. I'm going to eat first, and you should come out quickly."
After saying this, Saiki Kuniharu turned around without waiting for Saiki Kusuo to respond.When passing the statue of Peter, I couldn't help but look up and take a look at this young hero who was already protecting New York.The last few times the other party came to the house for dinner, he happened to be away.
However, an accident happened.
When Saiki Kuniharu got closer, he accidentally landed a classic flat fall from Japanese comics.
With a "bump" sound, Qi Mu Guochun pushed the statue of Peter to the ground.
There was another "click", and the neck of the Peter statue was disconnected from its body.
Saiki Kusuo: ""
Qi Mu Guochun: ""
The panicked Saiki Kuniharu covered his face with his hands and made a shouting expression: "It's over, Kusuo-sama, Peter's head has fallen off."
Hearing this, Saiki Kusuo sighed deeply.
Later, in order to solve the bad situation of Peter being killed by himself and going to jail, Saiki Kuniharu was forced to agree to Saiki Kusuo's request to pretend to be Peter.
Saiki Kuniharu, who was a little restless in the unfamiliar environment, wandered around the room with a wrinkled face.
"Bang bang bang."
"Peter, are you there? I have something to tell you."
The voice of Peter's Aunt Mei came from outside the house, and Qi Mu Guochun's whole body exploded.He wanted to find an excuse to get rid of the other party, but was stopped by Saiki Kusuo.
"The other party just wants to tell you something small. It will be over in a few minutes. Don't be nervous. Go and open the door now, dad. She will be suspicious if it is too late."
"You make it so easy, I'm the one pretending to be Peter."
Qi Mu Guochun reluctantly opened the door, and a beautiful woman stood in front of him.
Different from the youthfulness of a girl, the woman has a certain charm that is unique to mature women.
Saiki Kusuo never expected that Peter's aunt would be so young and beautiful, as good as his mother.Saiki Kuniharu was shy and silently warned himself not to betray his wife, and at the same time complained crazily to Saiki Kusuo in his heart.
"Ah ah ah, Kusuo, think of a way, my dear will kill me if he finds out."
After a few seconds of silence, Saiki Kusuo gave up his plan to let Saiki Kuniharu pretend to be Peter. He joked that his mother would be killed if she found out that she left his father alone in a room with a beautiful woman.
So he asked Qi Mu Guochun to find an excuse.
"I'm sorry, aunt, give me 2 minutes. I have to go to the toilet, I really can't hold it in any longer."
After running into the toilet, Saiki Kusuo switched identities with his father.
Saiki Kuniharu had a wonderful day with Saiki Kurumi as he wished, but Saiki Kusuo started to feel embarrassed thinking about tomorrow's visit.
However, he did not expect that more difficult things were yet to come.
The next day, Kusuo Saiki, who transformed into Peter, went to Stark Industrial Zone with his classmates.A little fat man came up to him and looked behind him: "Why isn't that weird new transfer student with you?"
Saiki Kusuo lowered his head and glanced at him. His emotionless eyes made the little fat man shudder.
"It is said that he had a bad stomach and asked for leave yesterday, Ned." Kusuo Saiki said that he wanted to be nice to his family.
"What that's great."
The little fat man known as Ned cheered. The next second he felt that he was a little gloating and not polite, so he quickly explained to "Peter".
"Sorry, I know you two are friends now, and I have no ill intentions towards him. It's just that I'm not very familiar with him, and I think he's weird. It would make me a little uncomfortable if he joins our group."
Saiki Kusuo expressed his understanding of Ned's psychology, and he would be uncomfortable if he was allowed to get along with Ned.
The visit lasts for 3 hours, and after the end you can have free time in the afternoon.
Although he doesn't like to interact with strangers, Ned is a good companion. He is not a talkative and does not do anything to attract attention.
Halfway through the visit, Tony Stark, chairman of Stark Industries, arrived late.
Generally speaking, little people like them are not qualified to contact billionaires like the other party.But it was probably a whim of a big shot, or maybe their school caught the eye of this big shot. In short, the chairman's visit made many students who were yearning for Stark Industries excited.
Most of the people he faced were students. Tony Stark restrained his insouciance and some of his willfulness when facing his subordinates, and answered the students' questions rigorously.
However, as time passed, the endless stream of questions made this genius unable to hold himself back.
A bunch of troublesome brats.
How long will it take for it to end?
Why hasn't that Happy guy come to pick me up yet?
I don’t know if Miss Potts got rid of that nagging woman for me. Really, next time I won’t go to the bar to hunt for women just to change my taste. They are all unsightly things.
He is an arrogant man, said Kusuo Saiki who accepted his inner thoughts, but the other party does have the capital to be arrogant.
The hour-long conversation ended quickly, and Tony Stark left the stage under the reluctant eyes of the students.
The tour ended in half an hour. Saiki Kusuo just breathed a sigh of relief when Ned grabbed his neck. The strange smell that suddenly approached almost made him unable to control his super power and blew up the entire factory.
Ned looked at "Peter" who was unusually silent today with confusion: "What's wrong with you today, Peter? Haven't you always admired Mr. Stark? It's rare to meet this big man. Logically speaking, you shouldn't let go of the opportunity to contact him." So as to leave a deep impression on the other party, why am I mute today?"
Saiki Kusuo: ""
In this situation, how should a street flower respond?
"Oh, I see." Ned suddenly showed a look of realization: "Is it because I was too nervous to speak when I saw Mr. Stark? Man, you have taught me such a lesson."
Very good, you are indeed a friend of Street Flower, and your brainstorming ability is first-rate.
"By the way, don't mess up the party like you just did in the afternoon. This is the opportunity I've been begging for for a long time."
Kusuo Saiki, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head stiffly when he heard this: "What did you say?"
"Party, man, don't tell me you forgot."
Are you kidding? There is no end.
"Originally, we made a date at a bar, but one of the girls was unwilling to go to a bar, so we made a date at a dessert shop with a nice atmosphere."
Don't go, say nothing.etc.
"Dessert shop" Saiki Kusuo's tone was a little uncertain.
Ned, who thought the other party was questioning the venue of the party, explained: "You heard me right, buddy. Although the choice of place is indeed strange, Ann said that the girls here are very decent, and the desserts in that dessert shop taste good, so"
"I go."
Saiki Kusuo interrupted Ned. The dessert-loving superpower's eyes were rarely bright, and his voice, which usually had no ups and downs of emotion, was a bit urgent.
No matter what the party is, just eat the dessert now
"Auntie, I'm back."
"Didn't you say you were going to eat at a friend's house so early? I didn't do your part."
"It's okay, aunt, I've already eaten. If it's okay, I'll go back to the room first."
Peter looked frightened, and then returned to his room just before the woman poked her head out of the kitchen.
After locking the door to the room, Peter exhaled and slumped to the ground.
It's so useless.
Saiki Kusuo's voice came in his mind, and the sarcastic "Peter" waved his hands and said angrily.
"Kusuo, you have the nerve to say that. If you hadn't petrified classmate Peter, we wouldn't have been able to stop this. Now I would have eaten the food cooked by my mother instead of going to a stranger's house pretending to be someone's nephew."
It turns out that the "Peter" at this time is Kusuo Saiki's father, Kuniharu Saiki in disguise.
Twenty minutes ago, Kusuo Saiki asked him to disguise himself as "Peter" and go to Parker's house to get through. As for why he agreed to such a rude request, everything starts from 20 minutes ago.
20 minutes ago.
Saiki Kuniharu, who had just returned home and changed his shoes, received a call from his son in the room.
"Dad, come to my room."
"What's wrong, it's rare for you to come to me, Kusuo. I heard from mom that classmate Peter is here again today. Is it because he doesn't know how to get along with his friends that he wants to ask dad for help? It's so cute. Then let my omnipotent dad tell you. How can I get along well with my friends? What's going on, Peter?"
After opening the door, Saiki Kuniharu saw clearly what was going on in the room, his triumphant expression suddenly froze, and then he pointed at the petrified Peter and screamed in horror.
"It's so noisy, shut up." The harsh voice made the unbearable Saiki Kusuo stop him.
However, the next second he was severely criticized by his father.
"Why did you petrify Mr. Peter? Didn't your glasses fit properly on your eyes? Mr. Peter doesn't know the situation. Don't you know too?"
Saiki Kusuo, who knew he was in the wrong, did not dare to refute, nor did he think of sophistry or shirk.
Seeing that his son was being scolded obediently, Qi Mu Guochun took a deep breath to calm down: "What should I do now? Have you thought of a solution?"
Saiki Kusuo nodded and told Saiki Kuniharu his plan, but was immediately strongly protested by the other party.
"Are you kidding me? You want me to pretend to be Peter and be alone in a room with a single woman. Do you want me to betray my mother?"
"It's just late at night. I'll let you come back when I'm sure Aunt Peter is asleep."
Qi Mu Guochun was unmoved: "Then why don't you pretend that it was you who caused the trouble and take responsibility for me?"
"Of course I will be responsible, but there is a tour tomorrow. It is mandatory for the school to participate. There is no way to ask for leave. If we don't show up at the same time, it will cause trouble. Isn't tomorrow your day off? Please, Dad."
Saiki Kusuo rarely asks for favors because he doesn't like to owe others favors.Although it was nice to have the omnipotent superpower owe a favor, when he thought about not being able to spend a happy day at home with his wife tomorrow on his day off, Saiki Kuniharu refused mercilessly.
"No, anyway, I won't pretend to be Peter. Kusuo, you can ask for leave from the school and you can pretend to be Peter. I will communicate with the school. That's it. I'm going to eat first, and you should come out quickly."
After saying this, Saiki Kuniharu turned around without waiting for Saiki Kusuo to respond.When passing the statue of Peter, I couldn't help but look up and take a look at this young hero who was already protecting New York.The last few times the other party came to the house for dinner, he happened to be away.
However, an accident happened.
When Saiki Kuniharu got closer, he accidentally landed a classic flat fall from Japanese comics.
With a "bump" sound, Qi Mu Guochun pushed the statue of Peter to the ground.
There was another "click", and the neck of the Peter statue was disconnected from its body.
Saiki Kusuo: ""
Qi Mu Guochun: ""
The panicked Saiki Kuniharu covered his face with his hands and made a shouting expression: "It's over, Kusuo-sama, Peter's head has fallen off."
Hearing this, Saiki Kusuo sighed deeply.
Later, in order to solve the bad situation of Peter being killed by himself and going to jail, Saiki Kuniharu was forced to agree to Saiki Kusuo's request to pretend to be Peter.
Saiki Kuniharu, who was a little restless in the unfamiliar environment, wandered around the room with a wrinkled face.
"Bang bang bang."
"Peter, are you there? I have something to tell you."
The voice of Peter's Aunt Mei came from outside the house, and Qi Mu Guochun's whole body exploded.He wanted to find an excuse to get rid of the other party, but was stopped by Saiki Kusuo.
"The other party just wants to tell you something small. It will be over in a few minutes. Don't be nervous. Go and open the door now, dad. She will be suspicious if it is too late."
"You make it so easy, I'm the one pretending to be Peter."
Qi Mu Guochun reluctantly opened the door, and a beautiful woman stood in front of him.
Different from the youthfulness of a girl, the woman has a certain charm that is unique to mature women.
Saiki Kusuo never expected that Peter's aunt would be so young and beautiful, as good as his mother.Saiki Kuniharu was shy and silently warned himself not to betray his wife, and at the same time complained crazily to Saiki Kusuo in his heart.
"Ah ah ah, Kusuo, think of a way, my dear will kill me if he finds out."
After a few seconds of silence, Saiki Kusuo gave up his plan to let Saiki Kuniharu pretend to be Peter. He joked that his mother would be killed if she found out that she left his father alone in a room with a beautiful woman.
So he asked Qi Mu Guochun to find an excuse.
"I'm sorry, aunt, give me 2 minutes. I have to go to the toilet, I really can't hold it in any longer."
After running into the toilet, Saiki Kusuo switched identities with his father.
Saiki Kuniharu had a wonderful day with Saiki Kurumi as he wished, but Saiki Kusuo started to feel embarrassed thinking about tomorrow's visit.
However, he did not expect that more difficult things were yet to come.
The next day, Kusuo Saiki, who transformed into Peter, went to Stark Industrial Zone with his classmates.A little fat man came up to him and looked behind him: "Why isn't that weird new transfer student with you?"
Saiki Kusuo lowered his head and glanced at him. His emotionless eyes made the little fat man shudder.
"It is said that he had a bad stomach and asked for leave yesterday, Ned." Kusuo Saiki said that he wanted to be nice to his family.
"What that's great."
The little fat man known as Ned cheered. The next second he felt that he was a little gloating and not polite, so he quickly explained to "Peter".
"Sorry, I know you two are friends now, and I have no ill intentions towards him. It's just that I'm not very familiar with him, and I think he's weird. It would make me a little uncomfortable if he joins our group."
Saiki Kusuo expressed his understanding of Ned's psychology, and he would be uncomfortable if he was allowed to get along with Ned.
The visit lasts for 3 hours, and after the end you can have free time in the afternoon.
Although he doesn't like to interact with strangers, Ned is a good companion. He is not a talkative and does not do anything to attract attention.
Halfway through the visit, Tony Stark, chairman of Stark Industries, arrived late.
Generally speaking, little people like them are not qualified to contact billionaires like the other party.But it was probably a whim of a big shot, or maybe their school caught the eye of this big shot. In short, the chairman's visit made many students who were yearning for Stark Industries excited.
Most of the people he faced were students. Tony Stark restrained his insouciance and some of his willfulness when facing his subordinates, and answered the students' questions rigorously.
However, as time passed, the endless stream of questions made this genius unable to hold himself back.
A bunch of troublesome brats.
How long will it take for it to end?
Why hasn't that Happy guy come to pick me up yet?
I don’t know if Miss Potts got rid of that nagging woman for me. Really, next time I won’t go to the bar to hunt for women just to change my taste. They are all unsightly things.
He is an arrogant man, said Kusuo Saiki who accepted his inner thoughts, but the other party does have the capital to be arrogant.
The hour-long conversation ended quickly, and Tony Stark left the stage under the reluctant eyes of the students.
The tour ended in half an hour. Saiki Kusuo just breathed a sigh of relief when Ned grabbed his neck. The strange smell that suddenly approached almost made him unable to control his super power and blew up the entire factory.
Ned looked at "Peter" who was unusually silent today with confusion: "What's wrong with you today, Peter? Haven't you always admired Mr. Stark? It's rare to meet this big man. Logically speaking, you shouldn't let go of the opportunity to contact him." So as to leave a deep impression on the other party, why am I mute today?"
Saiki Kusuo: ""
In this situation, how should a street flower respond?
"Oh, I see." Ned suddenly showed a look of realization: "Is it because I was too nervous to speak when I saw Mr. Stark? Man, you have taught me such a lesson."
Very good, you are indeed a friend of Street Flower, and your brainstorming ability is first-rate.
"By the way, don't mess up the party like you just did in the afternoon. This is the opportunity I've been begging for for a long time."
Kusuo Saiki, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head stiffly when he heard this: "What did you say?"
"Party, man, don't tell me you forgot."
Are you kidding? There is no end.
"Originally, we made a date at a bar, but one of the girls was unwilling to go to a bar, so we made a date at a dessert shop with a nice atmosphere."
Don't go, say nothing.etc.
"Dessert shop" Saiki Kusuo's tone was a little uncertain.
Ned, who thought the other party was questioning the venue of the party, explained: "You heard me right, buddy. Although the choice of place is indeed strange, Ann said that the girls here are very decent, and the desserts in that dessert shop taste good, so"
"I go."
Saiki Kusuo interrupted Ned. The dessert-loving superpower's eyes were rarely bright, and his voice, which usually had no ups and downs of emotion, was a bit urgent.
No matter what the party is, just eat the dessert now
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