Saiki Kusuo's Marvel Daily

Spider-Man corrected: "Sir, my name is Spider-Man, and I don't know any streetwalker."

Qi Mu Guochun said righteously: "No, you are just a street flower."

Spider-Man: "Although I blocked my appearance, my voice doesn't sound like a woman."

Qi Mu Guochun is still persistent: "I understand, street flower."

no you don't understand

The distraught Spider-Man realized that there was a huge generation gap between him and this gentleman. In order to prevent the righteous Spider-Man from impulsively colluding with the thief opposite him, he turned his attention to the thief.

"Let's discuss how to save your child."

Tsk, change the subject? This street beauty is so weak.

Why do you feel that Kusuo doesn't like street flowers?

It's your illusion.

Saiki Kusuo doesn't want to admit that he is as hostile to Spider-Man as he is to face a natural enemy.

The thief who was noticed again was still shouting. Realizing that there was a hostage in hand, Spider-Man couldn't do anything to him and ordered the man who looked quite stupid, Kuniharu Saiki.

"You're right, it's you, pick up the bag and hand it to me."

With Spider-Man's ability, he could easily subdue the thief, but the opponent was not a fuel-efficient lamp. The knife was firmly pressed against Kusuo Saiki's neck. If there was a slight mistake, the boy's throat might really be cut.

Just as Spider-Man was thinking about ways to distract the thief, Saiki Kuniharu, who picked up the bag for the thief, had lost his patience, but still looked panicked on the surface.

"I will pick it up for you right away. Please don't hurt my child. Please save my child."

Kusuo-sama, stop playing around, dinner is about to start, and I won’t be able to eat mom’s meal later.

A good man who was hungry and deeply in love with his wife was unwilling to let his lover wait. As an invisible mother-controller, Kusuo Saiki decided to use his super power after hesitating for a few seconds.

Then, a panicked voice suddenly appeared in Spider-Man's mind, who was planning a rescue.

Hold on Andy, you can do it. Just be tough and don't panic. The street flower won't know.

So how attached are you to the title Street Flower? No, this voice belongs to a thief.

This is Kusuo Saiki's super telepathy, which allows him to transmit his thoughts to another person through forced telepathy.

The surprised Spider-Man looked at the thief who looked as calm as an old dog on the outside but was actually panicking inside.

That's right, he won't know that the knife is fake

Spider-Man: ""

, I should have known better than to buy a plastic knife on the cheap.

But he hadn't eaten for two days, and the only $1 he had was used to buy crime tools. If he couldn't make the purchase, he would starve to death.

Spider-Man: "Although I sympathize with your situation, your actions are illegal."

Spider-Man, who had heard enough of the other party's words, spoke. When the other party was shocked by his words, he easily subdued the thief.

When the crisis was over, Qi Mu Guochun showed a smile like when he was licking a customer's shoes. He bowed and nodded and sent JC away. Just as he was about to take his son home, he saw the street flower who usually jumped up and down in a hurry staring at him. son.

His face was covered by a hood and he couldn't see clearly his expression at the moment, but Kusuo Saiki knew that he was being frantically flooded with shit in his heart.

Damn it, I just heard the inner world of the thief.

Damn it, in addition to the spider ability, have you activated other abilities? Or is this an extension of the spider sense? Anyway, it exploded.

Wait, now is not the time to care about abilities. This kid looks familiar. Isn't he the transfer student who transferred to our school today? This weird combination of red and green is really eye-catching.

Oh, sorry, I was so rude.Wait, why should I apologize and complain secretly in my heart? He can't hear me.

No, I heard that idiot, your mental activity is really jumping. Also, I remember the words you scolded me for being eye-catching.

Spider-Man's inner workings continue.

Do you want to say hello? Although I don't know him well, I am a classmate after all, so I should say hello out of politeness.

No, I'm Spider-Man now. What if I go to say hello and I'm exposed? Probably not. I'm so perfect in disguise, he will definitely think that I am the hero who saved him, and he will show admiration for me.

are you dreaming

Anyway, let's go say hello. I don't know why I get excited when I think of him showing admiration to me.

Spider-Man, who had finished his inner world, coughed and took a step forward.

"you"

However, as soon as he opened his mouth, the expressionless Kusuo Saiki turned his head and pulled his father away.

"Let's go back."

Brat, is this your attitude towards your savior? Come back here

"Ah" Saiki Kusuo suddenly turned around, as if he had heard some big joke, showing a rare arrogance like killing dozens of street flowers.

This guy really dares to say that

"Originally, jc had subdued the thief immediately, but you suddenly appeared and bumped into jc, causing the thief to escape in the confusion."

""Spider-Man's head lowered.

"Not only that, but the chaos in the street caused by chasing the thief seriously hindered jc, allowing the thief to easily run to the street and take me as a hostage."

""Spider-Man's masked face was filled with regret.

"What you have done is too numerous to describe, but you still want me to thank you?"

Stop talking. I'm sorry. I'm not worthy. I really want to find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.

Looking at Spider-Man who was suddenly stunned, Qi Mu Guochun looked at his son with a puzzled look on his face.

"Kusuo, what did you do?"

"It's nothing. Come back quickly. Mom must have prepared a meal waiting for us to go home."

When it comes to his wife, Saiki Kuniharu's attention is easily diverted by Saiki Kusuo.

Loyalty is offensive to your ears, street flower, you must understand my good intentions.I hope you can solve the problem perfectly next time so that it doesn't affect me again.

The shameless Kusuo Saiki took the credit, but Spider-Man behind him had already cheered up. It should be said that he noticed something.

That's not right, why does this guy know more about what just happened than me, the client?

Saiki Kusuo's footsteps paused.

Ah ah ah, the most important thing is that the guy didn’t open his mouth when he spoke just now. Why can I hear what he said?

Sure enough, this guy is his natural enemy, so he might as well find an opportunity to kill him.

Kusuo Saiki thought darkly as he was too late to prevent being killed.

Of course, his idea never came to fruition.

A young man who was taught by his parents to have extremely upright views cannot live with his own conscience.

Since we can't solve it, we can only stay away from this troublesome guy.

The next day, Kusuo Saiki came to school carrying his schoolbag.

At the peak of school, all kinds of voices entered Kusuo Saiki's mind, making his head hurt.

I met a good-looking girl in a bar yesterday, but she actually disliked me for being short, woo woo woo

Is short the length or the time?

My parents won’t be at home tomorrow, so I’m so happy that I can sleep until I wake up naturally.

I agree with your point of view.

This pink-haired brother looks so ordinary, short and small.But it doesn’t matter. This is what my sister likes. I’ll let her adjust it.

Wait, there seems to be some strange voice mixed in, and the words are all mosaic, so should I call him jc now?

The complaints in his heart stopped when he met Peter Parker at the door of the classroom. Kusuo Saiki squinted his eyes to look at this natural enemy who smiled very friendly.

"Hi, Qi Nan, uh, good morning, classmate."

I don’t know other people’s names, please don’t make awkward conversations, okay?

Saiki Kusuo felt that this guy was not normal.

The transfer student looks very pitiful when he is alone all the time. As a classmate, we should reluctantly make friends with him.

are you kidding me

Of course, I just sympathized with him and reluctantly became friends with him. Thank me, transfer student.

Oops, the street flower actually has tsundere attributes. Speaking of which, isn’t this guy from New York? Why is the style of painting so Japanese?

Saiki Kusuo had to wonder if he had accidentally used his superpowers, causing Peter Parker's character to become OOC.

Under the increasingly bright smile of the other party, Saiki Kusuo silently used the useless superpower favorability display that he had not used for a long time.

The ability to read the hearts of everyone around you and then calculate the average of their favorability and favorability levels.

And Peter Parker's favorability score is as high as 70. This is a favorability that does not require you to say hello when you meet, the other party will automatically say hello to you.What on earth had this guy been thinking about all night?

"Hey, classmate, are you listening?"

Peter Parker's face almost froze with laughter, and he had to speak to remind this transfer student who seemed to be wandering in a fugue.

Saiki Kusuo was analyzing what should be done to reduce the opponent's favorability and keep it at a safe number.

It's definitely not possible to say hello. This guy is obviously a nose-to-face type of person, so responding to him may increase his favorability level to 90.

It's better not to say hello, it will embarrass the other party and hold a grudge to reduce the favorability.It's best to drop it to 10 at once, to the point where you won't respond even if you say hello when you meet.

So Saiki Kusuo glanced at him coldly, passed him and walked straight in.

Peter Parker's hands froze in the air in embarrassment.

Great, that's it.Hurry up and lower your favorability and stay away from me.Saiki Kusuo smiled proudly in his heart.

This transfer student is a little too arrogant. No, maybe he is withdrawn and doesn't know how to greet people. He is afraid of being rude to me, so he ignores me.

Saiki Kusuo: ""So what are you thinking about?

It doesn't matter, I will have a good discussion with him after class and make sure to get him out of the shadows.

Go away, you are my shadow

Kusuo Saiki, who was even more exhausted physically and mentally than after dealing with 10 Endo Riki, teleported to the toilet as soon as get out of class was over, saying he didn't want to be caught by Peter Parker.

Unexpectedly, someone was already waiting for him in the toilet.

Several tall and vicious delinquents surrounded him.

"Hey, new guy here. I'm a little short of money recently, how about borrowing some money to spend some money?"