Saiki Kusuo's Marvel Daily

"It's so cool what the hell is going on with your superpowers."

Banner has no self-awareness of being the Incredible Hulk at all, and is full of praise for Kusuo Saiki.

Peter entangled everyone and asked: "Kusuo, what should we do with these people?"

Banner is obviously the eldest among the three, but both of them habitually listen to Saiki Kusuo's opinions.

"I have contacted the people from SHIELD and let them handle it."

Not long after, SHIELD people took away a few gangsters. Peter looked at the leaving agents, and he did not show excitement, but looked thoughtful.

"Speaking of which, why didn't the people from SHIELD take away Dr. Banner?"

Peter couldn't help but ask questions, and Kusuo Saiki pointed at Banner, who was sitting on the sofa and looked quite well-behaved and harmless.

"Genius always requires some pomp and circumstance." Just like his brother.

Peter looked puzzled: "So"

"So I'm not qualified to ask the OSS to come out. At least I have to ask a heavyweight from SHIELD to show my sincerity."

"Oh."

Peter nodded in understanding.

However, Saiki Kusuo was a little unhappy when those guys knew his address. Although Kusuke would solve the problem afterwards, he hoped to minimize the risk to his parents.

Moreover, the gangsters who attacked Banner were members of Hydra. Although Kusuo Saiki didn't know much about this organization, he knew from SHIELD's previous experience that this organization was not simple.

There is also Loki, whose identity is the god of Asgard and the focus of S.H.I.E.L.D.It is said that he is a chuunibyou, holding the Cosmic Rubik's Cube to declare war on all mankind.

Saiki Kusuo felt that this matter was too troublesome. Saving the world should be left to the people of SHIELD.

The most important thing is that you must not tell Peter, otherwise this guy will be excited to fight with him for [-] rounds.

Unfortunately, his hopes were doomed.

The next day, Loki, a god from Asgard and a chuunibyou patient who wants to destroy the world, appeared on the news.

He stood at the top of the steps with his scepter in hand, arms spread wide, and roared at the passers-by walking down the steps.

"Kneel down, you stupid humans."

Saiki Kusuo: ""

Peter: "What TV series nowadays has such a clichéd plot?"

Banner picked up the remote control: "Change the channel, it's so boring."

So the threesome who were eating dessert changed to another table, and what caught their eyes was still the figure dressed in a coquettish way.

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After hearing Loki's twenty-legged declaration, the onlookers below took out their mobile phones one after another.

Onlookers A: "What is this? The punishment for losing in Dare. Haha, it's so funny."

Onlookers b: "Stupid human beings, is it really okay to be so self-deprecating? Take a photo of it and upload it to Facebook."

Onlookers C: "Hey, is this a mental hospital? A mentally ill person has escaped here. Please come over."

Loki listened to what all the onlookers said: ""

Why is this fat thing so different from what he thought?

Shouldn't these humans be so scared that they cry and then kneel down and beg for mercy?

Loki became furious after being laughed at crazily. He grabbed a person from the air and broke the other person's neck with a force of his hand.He threw the body into the crowd, and the onlookers realized that this guy was serious.

"I will give you one more chance to kneel on the ground and surrender to me or be crushed to death by me like this ant."

The trembling people knelt down to him one after another. Loki, who had successfully intimidated the humans, showed a satisfied smile.

"Kusuo" Peter suppressed his smile and called to the people around him.

"I understand." When it comes to matters of principle, Saiki Kusuo is not as casual as usual.He took Peter and Banner to where Loki was.

"This bastard, I must make him kneel in front of the people he innocently killed to atone for his sins," Peter said angrily while putting on his combat uniform.

"Although I agree with your approach, the other party is a god, so don't be brave, Peter. We just need to delay until SHIELD comes to the rescue."

Seeing Peter gearing up to fight, Saiki Kusuo warned him because he was afraid of his impulsiveness.

There is no television that allows Saiki Kusuo to use telepathy on Loki. He knows that the scepter in the opponent's hand can control people's hearts. Facing the scheming Loki, Peter, who is simple and impulsive, is easy to fall for it.

Wait, I almost forgot about this super high combat power.

"Hey, Peter. You're responsible for evacuating the crowd."

"Ah, do you want to take action yourself, Kusuo?"

"Of course not, we have stronger thugs."

Saiki Kusuo pointed at Banner, and Banner, who still didn't know what the other party was planning, blinked in confusion.

Loki, who was putting pressure on ordinary people, only heard a roar from behind him and a sharp blow coming towards his left cheek.

"Boom"

Loki, who was unable to dodge, was slapped away by Banner who transformed into the Hulk, and fell directly into the wall more than ten meters away.

Peter shouted to the crowd with a loudspeaker: "Please cooperate with my work and leave the scene in an orderly manner."

At the same time, Saiki Kusuo was conveying his comfort to the crowd to avoid causing a commotion.

Loki was nowhere to be seen after he was punched into the wall and couldn't buckle out. The crazy Hulk turned his attention to Peter and Saiki Kusuo.

The snarling Hulk rushed towards Peter.

"Damn" Peter flipped around in the air, dodging Hulk's fist.He turned to complain to Saiki Kusuo.

"You can obviously deal with the Second God with your abilities, so why did you recruit Hulk?"

Facing the questioning, Kusuo Saiki remained unmoved. He just caught the Hulk's fist and shouted before the opponent could make any move.

"Hulk."

The crazy Hulk stopped moving. The beast's keen intuition made him wary of Kusuo Kiki.He saw Saiki Kusuo showing him a very arrogant and dangerous expression.

"If you continue to go crazy, I don't mind throwing you on that island for the whole day."

Hulk:""

"It's covered with my superpowers, and you can't escape even if you want to."

Hulk:""

Even though he lost his mind, Hulk still sensed a hint of danger. He howled and beat his chest while running in the direction of Loki.

Peter was dumbfounded as he looked at the scene in front of him, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Saiki Kusuo: "That's awesome Kusuo, you are just like an animal tamer."

He is not an animal tamer, he just knows the opponent's weaknesses.

Banner and Hulk are like two extreme personalities. Their likes and dislikes are exactly the same.

The crowd has been evacuated, and the battle between Hulk and Loki is about to end.It should be said that this was a one-sided abuse. Loki, who had no power to fight back, was beaten to a very embarrassing state by Hulk. He panted and issued an arrogant declaration from God in an attempt to scare Hulk.But Hulk thought it was a weak god's desperate struggle, and punched the person into the cement ground.

Peter, who was watching the whole process, crossed himself on his chest with an expression that he couldn't bear to watch.

"Amen."

Familiar footsteps sounded, and Kusuo Saiki motioned to Peter.

"The people to clean up the mess are here, it's time for us to leave."

Then he turned his attention to Hulk, who was having fun playing whack-a-mole.

"It's time to go, Hulk."

Hulk reluctantly hit Loki again, followed behind Saiki Kusuo with an ooh.

People from SHIELD surrounded the place, along with Captain America, who was persuaded by the director of SHIELD.

This man, whom Kongsuke jokingly calls still as beautiful as a flower after being frozen for decades, is approaching them righteously, wearing his combat uniform and holding a shield in his hand.

Probably because Kusuo Saiki looks so ordinary and harmless, he looks like an innocent person being held hostage in front of the huge and ferocious Hulk and the strangely dressed Peter.

Captain America complained to Phil in the headset.

"Didn't you say there is only Loki? Why does he have helpers?"

When Phil saw the Hulk clearly on the screen, he suddenly felt like his head was spinning. He struggled to explain to his idol.

"No, that's actually it"

Steve, who couldn't wait, had already thrown his shield at Hulk, and the provoked Hulk suddenly became interested.

Hey, hey, he seems to have been misunderstood.

Saiki Kusuo had no intention of getting entangled with Steve, and it was rare for him to explain to him.He reached out to Hulk and Peter and used teleportation.

Because Hulk hasn't calmed down yet, he can't be taken home.So Saiki Kusuo brought the two of them to his island.

After learning that it was Saiki Kusuo's private island, Peter looked around excitedly, feeling that the other party was shocked, but Hulk huddled aside, feeling aggrieved like a child weighing several tons, and protested to him.

"You lied to me. You promised not to throw me on the island."

"I'm not lying to you. What I said is that I won't leave you alone on the island. Now we are all on the island with you. There is nothing to be afraid of."

Saiki Kusuo lied without any guilt. Hulk scratched his head, always feeling that there was something wrong with this sentence, but he didn't know what was wrong, so he was easily fooled.

While waiting for Hulk to calm down and transform back into Banner, Peter asked Kusuo Saiki about Loki.

"What happened to the Second God? Was he killed by Hulk?"

Saiki Kusuo, who was paying attention to SHIELD's every move, shook his head: "He escaped. In addition, Loki suffered a loss from Hulk. With his temper, he will definitely cause trouble. Stay safe when you go home. I will be there too." Help you pay attention to Aunt Mei’s safety when you go to school.”

"Then thank you for the hard work, Kusuo." It was about the safety of his loved ones, so Peter accepted it unceremoniously.

By this time, Banner had calmed down, looking at the messy island, squatting on the ground helplessly.

"Are you out of control again?"

His memory was that he had arrived in a downtown area and had no memory of his transformation.But he could imagine how dangerous things he would do if he lost control.

Just when Banner was despising himself, Peter, who noticed that he was awake, came over and gave him a thumbs up.

"Good job, Banner, oh, and Hulk."

Banner: ""

"Recalling the scene where Loki, the middle-class god, was hammered into the cement floor by you and couldn't get out, I couldn't help but laugh out loud."

Banner: ""

"You and Hulk are both awesome."

So what did he do after the transformation?

Banner, who was praised for the first time after his transformation, was confused.

Seeing Peter lifting Banner's tail to the sky, Kusuo Saiki, who was monitoring SHIELD, suddenly spoke.

"It's time to go back. The person who came to pick you up has arrived, Banner."