I really don't want to be a pirate

Xili is a bandit.

He was originally a bandit, a bandit with a gang organization.

However, Xili's bandit life has come to an end.

It was just that he was lazy when he was robbing the village, and found a place to sleep secretly. When he woke up, he found that he was the only one left in the village, and his companions had long since disappeared.

After inquiring, I found out that all my companions were subdued by a pirate named Buck, and they all ran to become pirates with Buck.

When he heard the bad news, Xili felt dizzy instantly and almost passed out on the spot.

At this time, he already knew that he was no longer a bandit with a family, but a poor homeless little boy.

In fact, it doesn't matter. Xili basically didn't fight when he was a bandit, because he was the only cook among the bandit members, and he was responsible for cooking.

Therefore, everyone is lazy when fighting a war. This is Xili's consistent style, and it is normal to be lazy and sleep.

But now, Xi Li had no choice but to pick up the knife and become a bandit on his own, but when he rushed into a house to rob some food, he was almost killed, and even the kitchen knife he relied on was broken and thrown away. out.

Seeing that the kitchen knife he had used for many years turned into scrap iron, Xili wanted to cry for a while.

Fortunately, the male owner of that family didn't give too much trouble to Xili, a war scum, and threw it out after a beating. Xili only hurt a little flesh, and the injury was not serious.

At this point, Xi Li knew that he could no longer be a bandit.

There is no way, Xili is going to go back to his old job and find a restaurant to be a chef, at least he can guarantee that he will not starve to death.

The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is too skinny.

Because he had been a bandit, Xili's resume was not very clean. No restaurant dared to hire him and they all avoided him. For this reason, Xili's career as a chef was over before it even started.

"Oh God, please give me a savior, I'm going to starve to death." Seely was lying in the desert with a look of death on his face.

I'm going to starve to death.

Being a bandit is really the worst decision I've ever made in my life.

Wait, why is there sound?

Just as he was thinking that he was about to die, he heard dust rising in the distance, and there were nearly a hundred people, threatening to kill them all the way.

Xili jumped up immediately, he didn't want to be trampled to death.

Of course, this is only one reason. The most important thing is that Xili found that this group of people were obviously outsiders, so they might be able to get some benefits.

Thinking about it, Xili ran over without hesitation, waving as he ran: "Brothers, can you please give me some food?"

After a moment, Ross looked at the beggar in front of him speechlessly, and turned to Tesomik: "Cockscomb head, who is this guy?"

"I don't know, he seems to be a beggar. Sir Ross, should I get rid of him?" Tesomik was not sure, so he thought about it and decided to let Ross make the decision.

"Beggar, then drive him away." Ross waved his hand. He was either a good person or a pirate. Naturally, he couldn't use his brother's food to help an outsider.

"I'm not a beggar, I'm the bandit Xili." Xili immediately retorted upon hearing this.

"The Bandit"

Ross glanced at Xili, and said to Tesomik, "Since he is not a beggar or a bandit, he should be killed."

"Okay, Lord Ross" Tesomik nodded and immediately ordered his brothers to take action.

Xi Li turned pale with shock, and said quickly: "Wait, I remembered, I'm not a bandit, I was talking nonsense just now."

Ross ignored it. He really thought that since he has a low IQ, I would believe whatever you say.

Bandits, tsk tsk, maybe they are spies sent by a certain bandit group to inquire about information, maybe they just want to find out the reality of their own pirate group, and then a lot of bandits attack.

For possible future troubles, Ross decided to nip them in the bud.

At this time, a naive figure emerged from the crowd, it was Renault who had just joined the Ross family.

Seeing Xili, Renault's expression immediately changed: "You are Xili"

"You are Renault, haven't you already gone out to sea for adventure?" Seeli saw Renault with a shocked expression on his face.

Ross glanced at Seely in surprise, turned to Renault, and said with interest: "What, you guys know each other?"

"Yes, this guy is called Xili, he is from our Stormy Rain Village, and he is familiar with me. It is said that he became a bandit a while ago, and it seems that he really is."

Lei Nuo's tone seemed a little weird, and he couldn't help but admired: "Xili is a waste, he is so weak that he is like scum, but he used to be the best cook in our village, and his cooking is really delicious."

"Captain, although this guy doesn't learn well, after all, he and I were once from the same village. Let's let him go this time."

Ross nodded, reacted quickly, and asked hurriedly: "What did you just say?"

"This guy doesn't learn well"

"No, the last sentence." Ross interrupted before Renault finished speaking.

"He used to be the best cook in our village"

"Yes, this is it"

Ross clapped his hands excitedly, and his gaze towards Xili changed a little.

Xi Li was tightened by Rose's ass, and took two steps back with a look of vigilance.

My dear, what’s that look like?

Let me tell you, although I know I'm handsome, I'm not interested in men, so don't have any thoughts about me.

"Xili"

When Xi Li was thinking wildly, Rose suddenly yelled something, almost scaring Xi Li to the ground.

"What are you asking me to do?" Seely looked at Rose suspiciously, fearing that Rose would make any unreasonable demands.

"Would you like to join us?" Ross asked seriously.

Hearing this, Xi Li couldn't stand firmly at that time, and almost fell over.

Damn it, seriously

He actually had to force himself to board the ship

No mincing words at all?

Can't be more tactful

Xi Li was almost frightened to death, and hurriedly excused himself: "We just met by chance after all, this, this is not appropriate, right?"

"Just because we met by chance means that we are destined. If you don't find it appropriate to join us, I will be your backstage from now on." Ross was persuasive.

Destined

Who the hell is destined to be with you? You faggot, fuck me. I have no destiny with you.

"No, no, no, it's really inappropriate. My ability is low. If I join you, I might be held back." Seeli shook his head quickly.

"Well that's true."

Xi Li thought that Ross would continue to persuade him, but he didn't expect Ross to say that, and he was speechless for a while.

Isn’t it really because of her beauty?

Soon, Xili realized that he was thinking too much.

Ross looked at Seely, thought for a while and said, "Then, let's try making a dish first."