The elf master starts from the big stomach king

There was a yellow light in the dark alley, and a Poke Ball lay quietly on the mottled asphalt road. Li Fangzun walked over and picked it up. The crystal-like red cover reflected the light, making it look like a work of art.

I saw a crazy smile on Li Fangzun's face, obviously caught in some kind of fantasy.

Yes, Li Fangzun was imagining the scene of him riding a Mane Rock Werewolf in dusk form on the prairie... and sending a Mane Rock Werewolf to blind the eyes of people all over the world in the Elf Alliance Competition...

However, Li Fangzun is doomed to be disappointed. The probability of realizing the former is very high. The elves are all living beings, not data in the game.Take Kirby, for example. In the game, it is only 60 centimeters tall, while Li Fangzun’s Kirby... Although I didn’t measure it, I visually estimated it to be over 1 meter tall.

Therefore, if the Mane Rock Werewolf, whose original recorded height is only 80 centimeters, is carefully cultivated... 2 meters will be more difficult, but 1.5 meters is still possible.

The height is 1.5 meters, not counting the tail, and the body length of the Mane Rock Werewolf is at least 2.5 meters. It can still be used by a person.

And the latter... To put it nicely, the elf system in this world is not perfect yet, and the value of elf can only be understood after long-term experiments and analysis.To put it harshly, people in this world are all rubes. Even if the legendary elves are placed in front of them, they may not know what they are doing.

Therefore, when the dusk form of the Mane Rock Werewolf really appears in front of the world, the most people can say with emotion is "a bit handsome", or "It turns out that the Mane Rock Werewolf has a third form", which will definitely not live up to Li Fangzun's fantasy of blinding people's eyes. degree.

So later, after Li Fangzun really cultivated the Dusk Form Mane Rock Werewolf and brought it to the league competition, the audience's mediocre response shocked him by tens of thousands of points.

"Brother Zun...Brother Zun..."

Hao Shuai saw Li Fangzun motionless and then walked up to him. He couldn't help but want to laugh. He resisted the urge to take out his phone and take a picture of Li Fangzun's expression, and patted him lightly on the shoulder.

When Li Fangzun came back to his senses, a big face flushed with pain came into his eyes, and he subconsciously raised his hand.

"Snapped!"

The pork belly made waves.

Hao Shuai seemed to be stunned. He did not expect that Li Fangzun would suddenly slap him. It took him a while to react, and he covered his burning left face with tears on the verge of tears.

"Brother Zun, why did you hit me~"

Li Fangzun smiled awkwardly, stretched his left hand behind his back without any trace, wiped the greasy palm, and then said forcefully: "Who made you laugh so obscenely just now? It must be up to no good."

"I…"

Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

Hao Shuai was very unsure and quickly changed the subject: "Brother Zun, and Miaomiao, take it... Huh?! Why is Miaomiao missing?"

After hearing this, Li Fangzun immediately looked over. Apart from a puddle of vomit on the ground, there was no trace of Meow Meow anywhere!

"Sure enough, cunning enough."

Li Fangzun shook his head and sighed, but he didn't take it to heart. After all, he had no intention of subduing Miaomiao and ran away.

"Little Kirby, we're going home." Li Fangzun shouted to the little Kirby who was sitting on the ground and feasting.

Don't get me wrong, it's not like eating something that makes you vomit... vomit~ that's too disgusting.

After the battle, the little Kirby was hungry again. When he saw the burgers piled on the ground, he went directly to pick them up and eat them.

Sure enough, burgers taste hot only when they are hot.The little Kirbymon thought after eating all the burgers.

"Brother Zun, are you leaving now!?" Hao Shuai said in surprise: "Aren't you waiting for your strength?"

Li Fangzun did not stop, "It's too late, don't worry about this day."

After hearing this, Hao Shuai immediately took out his mobile phone

, it is already 1:34 in the morning.

Hao Shuai was startled, then put away his cell phone, shouted "Wait for me", and trotted to catch up with Li Fangzun.

The next morning there was Tom's class, so Li Fangzun asked Hao Shuai to drive him to school.

Li Fangzun closed the car door and looked at Hao Shuai, who was still very energetic in the driver's seat. He put down his words and asked him to continue driving, and then said: "Be careful on the road."

"Bye, Brother Zun."

"Bye-Bye."

Li Fangzun looked at the two red lights going away. When they were no longer visible, Li Fangzun turned around and walked into the school gate.

Tuesday is the day with the most classes for Li Fangzun’s Combat Class 9.

In the morning, there was a class taught by senior classmate Tom, who taught combat theory. The second class was taught by senior classmate Chavez from Ye Xiu’s class, who taught precautions for survival in the wild. At noon, there was a two-and-a-half-hour meal and During nap time, there are two cultural classes and one class on American daily life-related laws exclusive to their international students in the afternoon.

Therefore, Li Fangzun did not go to the Super God Battle Club that day, nor did he go to West Hollywood Boulevard to look for strength in the evening.After sleeping for only three or four hours for two consecutive days, no matter how young your body is, it’s not as strong as iron, so...

The soul of e-sports was awakened by Hao Shuai, and Li Fangzun became an Internet addicted boy. After he came back, he downloaded the elf version of lol.And now he is leading a killing spree with four rookies, three of whom are Wu Zida, Ye Xiu and Liang Juncheng in the dormitory.

Soon, Li Fangzun in Liushen costume exploded the opponent's crystal, a burst of exciting music sounded, and the English word "win" with a golden crown was printed on the screen.

"Ignore that idiot, hurry up and take the next one." Wu Zida couldn't wait to shout to Li Fangzun and the others.

Wu Zida, who usually looks like a technical geek, seems to have little interest in things other than code. Once he came into contact with the elf lol, he seemed to be a changed person. He looked like an Internet-addicted teenager who was used as a negative teaching material.

However, Wu Zida is really bad at playing games. The 'hero' he chose was his initial elf Shiwanzi. Its final evolved form, Pangyan Monster, has high attack and defense power, and is a typical top lane hero.

As a result, he was defeated by the opponent's top laner Rogue Crocodile, leaving Wu Zida with a humiliating score of 0-5.

This is still based on the fact that the jungler Li Fangzun comes to catch him from time to time. If he doesn't come, this data may double or triple.

It was also the first time for Ye Xiu and Liang Juncheng to play the elf version of LoL, so the 'heroes' they chose were also their initial elf, Huo Zhiji and Baobao Ding.

The final evolution of the Fire Chicken, the Flame Chicken, has considerable double attacks and speed. It is more similar to the original Moon Goddess Diana and the Ominous Blade Katarina, both of which are assassin-type heroes.

Baobao Ding's final evolutionary positioning is close to that of the fallen angel Morgana, but the mid laner has been taken by Ye Xiu, so Liang Juncheng can only play support.

Li Fangzun didn't know how strong the three of them were, so he wanted to choose an AD who would focus on output so that he could communicate with Liang Juncheng more easily.

But what I didn't expect was that the opponent I accidentally matched up with immediately asked him to choose ad, and even made a big statement before the start, saying that he would carry the whole game and let them win.

Facts have proven that speaking big words can easily get you slapped in the face.

Because Wu Zida was being beaten by the top laner, Li Fangzun had no choice but to help him. When the opponent saw that Li Fangzun often attacked the top lane, he focused on the bottom lane. Li Fangzun's AD teammate was directly caught and exploded, and finally cursed Li Fangzun as a jungler.

Therefore, the stupid comment Wu Zida just mentioned was not about his opponents, but their teammates.

After hearing what Wu Zida said, Li Fangzun, Ye Xiu, and Liang Juncheng entered the room.

Soon a new round began, and when it came time to choose a 'hero', Li Fangzun quickly grabbed the AD position with quick eyesight and quick hands. The elf character's card zoomed in, showing a frog throwing shurikens.