Door-to-door dragon son-in-law
Chapter 63
Chapter 63
Seeing that Qin Aodong's mouth was stiff, Ye Chen shook his head and sneered disdainfully: "You can't even tell the difference between a gourd and a jade cork? You should know the old saying that "gold and jade are in the nine orifices, and the dead are immortal", right?"
"What gold and jade, dead people's?" Qin Aodong was at a loss.
With a face full of "children can't be taught", Ye Chen shook his head and said, "You don't even know this? You've always heard of Jiuqiaoyu, right?"
"What Jiuqiaoyu?" Qin Aodong was even more confused, staring at Ye Chen in a daze.
Although Qin Aodong likes antiques, he doesn't have the mind to study them at all. He just buys what others say is good, and then goes out to act aggressive.
"idiot!"
Ye Chen sneered and said, "Nine orifice jade is the jade plug that the dead use to plug the nine orifices. There are seven orifices in the ears, nose, mouth and eyes, plus reproductive holes and excretory holes, and there are nine orifices in total."
"Dead!!" Qin Aodong opened his mouth wide, his eyes widened.
He glanced at the jade hanging around his neck in disbelief, and the hairs on his back immediately stood up.
Is this shit from a dead person?
Ye Chen said mockingly: "It seems that you really don't understand. The one in your hand is used by dead people to plug excrement holes, that is, the tank door. You wear it around your neck, don't you think it smells bad?"
Qin Aodong couldn't speak anymore, staring at the jade gourd in his hand, suddenly felt a strong sense of nausea.
This jade gourd was actually stuffed in that place!
And I actually regarded it as a mascot, wearing it around my neck for three years...
The most fucking annoying thing is that because I like this thing so much, I often play with it in my mouth...
Doesn't this mean that Xiang eats the ancients indirectly?
"vomit!"
Qin Aodong couldn't bear it anymore, bent down and retched.
The crowd who were scrambling to watch just now cast mocking glances at him.
Some even gloated and ridiculed Qin Aodong for being blind and spending huge sums of money to buy such an unlucky thing.
Ye Chen said coldly: "Also, this jade piece has been infiltrated with corpse air for a long time, and has absorbed enough evil spirits. It is no longer a jade piece that turns evil into good luck, but a very dangerous thing! If you If you wear it, you will surely die within a year."
As soon as he finished speaking, the crowd around Qin Aodong retreated immediately with a "hula", for fear of being contaminated by his vicious aura.
Zhang Ermao, who was standing beside Qin Aodong, also scrambled to the edge.
Although he is half a bucket of water, he usually does tricks and abductions to earn a living, but he has also dealt with local masters who are robbers, and knows that Ye Chen's words are not groundless!
Qin Aodong was also frightened, and looked up at Ye Chen in a daze.
Ye Chen's face was cold, and he snorted: "Did you have a bad year this year? Did you have a bloody disaster like a car accident?"
Qin Aodong stared blankly at Ye Chen, completely stunned.
He really had bad luck this year. He just had a car accident at the beginning of the year. If he hadn't been driving a crash-resistant Hummer that day, he would have given up on his life a long time ago.
However, the driver of the car was killed on the spot. He broke two ribs and spent half a month in the hospital before returning home.
Qin Aodong broke out in cold sweat, tore off the jade piece around his neck, and threw it far away with a wave of his hand.
The crowd backed away quickly, for fear of getting into trouble.
Seeing Qin Aodong's guilty look, Ye Chen sneered in his heart, if he hadn't reminded him today, if Qin Aodong continued to carry on, he would definitely die if he couldn't get out of this year.
"Who are you!" Qin Aodong gritted his teeth and glared at Ye Chen.
This person knows too many things, could it be someone sent by the enemy?
"I'm someone you can't mess with."
Ye Chen said something coldly, turned around and was about to leave.
When Qin Aodong saw that the other party was about to leave, he thought that Ye Chen wanted to run away, and immediately roared: "Catch him! If you dare to find fault with me, there must be someone behind this kid!"
"Can't afford to offend? Hehe, in the entire Jinling City, there is no one I, Young Master Qin, can't afford to offend!"
"Detain him, break his legs, and find out who he is, who dares to trouble my Qin family."
He believed that Ye Chen was sent by a business rival, otherwise how could he know everything about his car accident?
Several bodyguards acted immediately, rushing up to block Ye Chen.
The other two bodyguards strode up to Xiao Changkun, and stretched out their hands fiercely to grab them.
Xiao Changkun was terrified, he didn't expect to get into such a disaster when he came out to find an antique.
Just when the bodyguard was about to catch Xiao Changkun, Ye Chen's eyes turned cold, and he kicked away a strong man standing in front of him, rushed to Xiao Changkun in two or three steps, and punched the bodyguard in the face.
"boom!"
The bodyguard was about to grab Xiao Changkun, but he was punched in the face unexpectedly, his nose bleed wildly, and he backed away while covering his face.
Another bodyguard saw Ye Chen making a move, quickly took out the electric baton, and beat Ye Chen fiercely.
"Ah!" Xiao Changkun yelled in fright, "Ye Chen, get out of here!"
Before he finished speaking, Ye Chen swung his body swiftly, dodged the flying stick, clasped the bodyguard's left wrist with his backhand, and exerted a little force.
"boom!"
Before the bodyguard with the electric baton could react, he was thrown over his shoulder and hit the ground, grinning in pain and unable to get up for a long time.
Xiao Changkun was speechless, and almost didn't realize that the young man in front of him was his son-in-law.
Why is his skill so good?
Ye Chen bent down, picked up the electric baton on the ground, weighed it in his hand and said, "Who else? Let's use the rest together."
The crowd watched in complete silence, all eyes were fixed on Ye Chen.
Zhang Ermao was also dumbfounded, staring at Ye Chen and muttering: "Brother, you are amazing!"
He is now glad that he didn't provoke Ye Chen to get angry just now, otherwise this one fell over his shoulder, and all his bones would fall apart.
Xiao Changkun came back to his senses, and asked in astonishment behind Ye Chen: "Ye Chen, you... where did you learn this kung fu?"
"This..." Marven Ye smiled and said, "Dad, when Chu Ran was at work, I was too bored to watch TV at home. Isn't there a show about fighting in the ring every morning on TV? I learned it from TV."
In fact, Ye Chen practiced Wing Chun since he was a child, and he is the most authentic Wing Chun. After all, the famous Ye Wen is a descendant of the branch of the Ye family!
However, in order to hide his identity, he naturally couldn't tell his father-in-law.
Moreover, to Ye Chen's own surprise, his current strength seems to have improved a lot!
The combat effectiveness has increased several times than usual.
It seems that this should be the effect of the "Nine Xuantian Jing".
There is also the pebble full of aura just now, a bit of aura entered the body, and I felt that the physical fitness of the whole person has improved a lot at once!
The crowd was amazed.
Such a formidable skill is even stronger than that of the martial arts masters in the Jinling City Martial Arts Hall, and he taught himself by watching TV! !
This self-taught talent is simply amazing!
"Learned from TV!" Zhang Ermao's eyes were rounded. Such a powerful skill came from watching TV. Want to learn."
Ye Chen looked at Zhang Ermao, and said lightly: "CCTV Sports Channel, Jianghu style!"
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that Qin Aodong's mouth was stiff, Ye Chen shook his head and sneered disdainfully: "You can't even tell the difference between a gourd and a jade cork? You should know the old saying that "gold and jade are in the nine orifices, and the dead are immortal", right?"
"What gold and jade, dead people's?" Qin Aodong was at a loss.
With a face full of "children can't be taught", Ye Chen shook his head and said, "You don't even know this? You've always heard of Jiuqiaoyu, right?"
"What Jiuqiaoyu?" Qin Aodong was even more confused, staring at Ye Chen in a daze.
Although Qin Aodong likes antiques, he doesn't have the mind to study them at all. He just buys what others say is good, and then goes out to act aggressive.
"idiot!"
Ye Chen sneered and said, "Nine orifice jade is the jade plug that the dead use to plug the nine orifices. There are seven orifices in the ears, nose, mouth and eyes, plus reproductive holes and excretory holes, and there are nine orifices in total."
"Dead!!" Qin Aodong opened his mouth wide, his eyes widened.
He glanced at the jade hanging around his neck in disbelief, and the hairs on his back immediately stood up.
Is this shit from a dead person?
Ye Chen said mockingly: "It seems that you really don't understand. The one in your hand is used by dead people to plug excrement holes, that is, the tank door. You wear it around your neck, don't you think it smells bad?"
Qin Aodong couldn't speak anymore, staring at the jade gourd in his hand, suddenly felt a strong sense of nausea.
This jade gourd was actually stuffed in that place!
And I actually regarded it as a mascot, wearing it around my neck for three years...
The most fucking annoying thing is that because I like this thing so much, I often play with it in my mouth...
Doesn't this mean that Xiang eats the ancients indirectly?
"vomit!"
Qin Aodong couldn't bear it anymore, bent down and retched.
The crowd who were scrambling to watch just now cast mocking glances at him.
Some even gloated and ridiculed Qin Aodong for being blind and spending huge sums of money to buy such an unlucky thing.
Ye Chen said coldly: "Also, this jade piece has been infiltrated with corpse air for a long time, and has absorbed enough evil spirits. It is no longer a jade piece that turns evil into good luck, but a very dangerous thing! If you If you wear it, you will surely die within a year."
As soon as he finished speaking, the crowd around Qin Aodong retreated immediately with a "hula", for fear of being contaminated by his vicious aura.
Zhang Ermao, who was standing beside Qin Aodong, also scrambled to the edge.
Although he is half a bucket of water, he usually does tricks and abductions to earn a living, but he has also dealt with local masters who are robbers, and knows that Ye Chen's words are not groundless!
Qin Aodong was also frightened, and looked up at Ye Chen in a daze.
Ye Chen's face was cold, and he snorted: "Did you have a bad year this year? Did you have a bloody disaster like a car accident?"
Qin Aodong stared blankly at Ye Chen, completely stunned.
He really had bad luck this year. He just had a car accident at the beginning of the year. If he hadn't been driving a crash-resistant Hummer that day, he would have given up on his life a long time ago.
However, the driver of the car was killed on the spot. He broke two ribs and spent half a month in the hospital before returning home.
Qin Aodong broke out in cold sweat, tore off the jade piece around his neck, and threw it far away with a wave of his hand.
The crowd backed away quickly, for fear of getting into trouble.
Seeing Qin Aodong's guilty look, Ye Chen sneered in his heart, if he hadn't reminded him today, if Qin Aodong continued to carry on, he would definitely die if he couldn't get out of this year.
"Who are you!" Qin Aodong gritted his teeth and glared at Ye Chen.
This person knows too many things, could it be someone sent by the enemy?
"I'm someone you can't mess with."
Ye Chen said something coldly, turned around and was about to leave.
When Qin Aodong saw that the other party was about to leave, he thought that Ye Chen wanted to run away, and immediately roared: "Catch him! If you dare to find fault with me, there must be someone behind this kid!"
"Can't afford to offend? Hehe, in the entire Jinling City, there is no one I, Young Master Qin, can't afford to offend!"
"Detain him, break his legs, and find out who he is, who dares to trouble my Qin family."
He believed that Ye Chen was sent by a business rival, otherwise how could he know everything about his car accident?
Several bodyguards acted immediately, rushing up to block Ye Chen.
The other two bodyguards strode up to Xiao Changkun, and stretched out their hands fiercely to grab them.
Xiao Changkun was terrified, he didn't expect to get into such a disaster when he came out to find an antique.
Just when the bodyguard was about to catch Xiao Changkun, Ye Chen's eyes turned cold, and he kicked away a strong man standing in front of him, rushed to Xiao Changkun in two or three steps, and punched the bodyguard in the face.
"boom!"
The bodyguard was about to grab Xiao Changkun, but he was punched in the face unexpectedly, his nose bleed wildly, and he backed away while covering his face.
Another bodyguard saw Ye Chen making a move, quickly took out the electric baton, and beat Ye Chen fiercely.
"Ah!" Xiao Changkun yelled in fright, "Ye Chen, get out of here!"
Before he finished speaking, Ye Chen swung his body swiftly, dodged the flying stick, clasped the bodyguard's left wrist with his backhand, and exerted a little force.
"boom!"
Before the bodyguard with the electric baton could react, he was thrown over his shoulder and hit the ground, grinning in pain and unable to get up for a long time.
Xiao Changkun was speechless, and almost didn't realize that the young man in front of him was his son-in-law.
Why is his skill so good?
Ye Chen bent down, picked up the electric baton on the ground, weighed it in his hand and said, "Who else? Let's use the rest together."
The crowd watched in complete silence, all eyes were fixed on Ye Chen.
Zhang Ermao was also dumbfounded, staring at Ye Chen and muttering: "Brother, you are amazing!"
He is now glad that he didn't provoke Ye Chen to get angry just now, otherwise this one fell over his shoulder, and all his bones would fall apart.
Xiao Changkun came back to his senses, and asked in astonishment behind Ye Chen: "Ye Chen, you... where did you learn this kung fu?"
"This..." Marven Ye smiled and said, "Dad, when Chu Ran was at work, I was too bored to watch TV at home. Isn't there a show about fighting in the ring every morning on TV? I learned it from TV."
In fact, Ye Chen practiced Wing Chun since he was a child, and he is the most authentic Wing Chun. After all, the famous Ye Wen is a descendant of the branch of the Ye family!
However, in order to hide his identity, he naturally couldn't tell his father-in-law.
Moreover, to Ye Chen's own surprise, his current strength seems to have improved a lot!
The combat effectiveness has increased several times than usual.
It seems that this should be the effect of the "Nine Xuantian Jing".
There is also the pebble full of aura just now, a bit of aura entered the body, and I felt that the physical fitness of the whole person has improved a lot at once!
The crowd was amazed.
Such a formidable skill is even stronger than that of the martial arts masters in the Jinling City Martial Arts Hall, and he taught himself by watching TV! !
This self-taught talent is simply amazing!
"Learned from TV!" Zhang Ermao's eyes were rounded. Such a powerful skill came from watching TV. Want to learn."
Ye Chen looked at Zhang Ermao, and said lightly: "CCTV Sports Channel, Jianghu style!"
(End of this chapter)
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