Door-to-door dragon son-in-law
Chapter 537
Chapter 537
The Xiao family made dumplings with two kinds of fillings, and they made a lot of them. Just the amount of dumplings they made would be enough for ten adults to eat.
However, the five members of the Xiao family ate all these dumplings.
After eating, each of the Xiao family couldn't stand upright.
Seeing that there were still [-] or [-] dumplings left on the plate on the table, Mrs. Xiao said to several people: "Whoever you are trying to eat all these dumplings, don't waste it!"
Xiao Changqian touched his round belly and said in embarrassment: "Oh my god, I really can't eat any more, I can't eat any more."
Qian Hongyan also shook her head repeatedly and said, "Mom, I can't eat anymore, I'm too full."
Xiao Weiwei didn't even have the strength to speak, so she slumped on the sofa and waved her hands.
Xiao Hailong said: "Grandma, why don't you put it in the refrigerator first, and fry it in oil tomorrow morning before eating."
A smirk suddenly appeared on Old Madam Xiao's face, and she said to Qian Hongyan, "Hongyan, put these dumplings in plastic bags and send them to Ye Chen's family."
Qian Hongyan asked in surprise: "Mom, why are you sending good dumplings to their home?"
The old lady Xiao said with a smile: "It's their family's chives, let them taste it! They're mad at them!"
Xiao Hailong said: "Grandma, do you want to add some laxatives in it?"
Xiao Changqian asked: "The dumplings are wrapped and cooked, where should I add the laxative?"
Xiao Hailong said: "You can grind the laxative into powder, then drink water, and use a syringe to pour it into the dumplings!"
"Oh, this method is good!" Xiao Weiwei said with dancing, "Brother, your method is really wonderful!"
The old lady Xiao said: "I just saw that there is a first-aid kit in the storage room of this villa, which contains all kinds of medicine, and there are also syringes!"
Xiao Hailong immediately patted his arms and said: "Okay, leave this matter to me, grandma, and promise Ye Chen and his family to break their hearts tonight!"
After finishing speaking, he immediately got up and went to the storage room, and quickly took out a plastic box with a red cross logo printed on it.
The former owner of this villa has prepared a lot of daily necessities. The medicine box is well prepared for everything from cold and fever, to gastrointestinal conditioning, to chronic diseases such as diabetes and heart disease.
Xiao Hailong immediately found a bottle of fruit guide tablets from inside, and said with a sinister smile: "I have been constipated for a while and I take this, the effect is very good, eating two packets will surely break the intestines."
Xiao Weiwei hurriedly said: "Then put one in each dumpling for them!"
"Okay!" Xiao Hailong said with a smile: "Let them have a good time tonight."
Afterwards, Xiao Hailong began to grind the fruit guide slices into powder, and then mixed water with a syringe to beat them into the dumplings.
But just halfway through the processing of more than 20 dumplings, Xiao Hailong felt a colic in his stomach, which made him clutch his stomach and let out a ouch.
Qian Hongyan hurriedly asked him, "What's wrong with you, son?"
Xiao Hailong said in pain: "My stomach hurts so much, Mom, it hurts so much, it's like twisting my intestines together... Oh, it hurts me to death..."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Hailong felt a strange energy in his abdomen, like a trapped and mad mouse, fleeing frantically to his lower part.
Before he came back to his senses, he let out an extremely foul-smelling fart in an instant!
The huge and luxurious living room was filled with an extremely disgusting stench.
The old lady Xiao coughed a few times and scolded: "Hai Long! Do you still have a conscience for letting such a stinky fart in front of your family?"
Xiao Weiwei also covered her mouth and nose in disgust, and said angrily: "Brother, your fart smells too bad!"
Xiao Hailong said in pain at this time: "I don't know what's going on, I just feel pain in my stomach..."
As soon as he said this, Xiao Hailong instantly felt a stronger energy, several times stronger than before, and sprinted down at an extremely fast speed.
Immediately afterwards, there was a pop, and a more intense stench instantly spread throughout the living room.
Xiao Changgan took a look under Xiao Hailong's buttocks, and found brown-black sticky matter seeping out, exclaimed: "Damn it, Hailong, why are you pulling your pants!"
"Ah?!" Everyone looked at it one after another.
It doesn't matter!
As expected, something disgusting oozes from under Xiao Hailong's buttocks.
The old lady Xiao scolded angrily: "Asshole, this sofa is imported from Italy!"
Xiao Hailong was also frightened, and blurted out: "I...I...I don't know what's going on, it's just that my stomach hurts, it hurts so much, and then I want to fart, I don't know why..."
Xiao Weiwei asked in surprise: "Brother, did you inhale the crushed powder into your nose when you were crushing the laxative?"
"No!" Xiao Hailong's expression was extremely ugly.
The old lady Xiao was about to scold him, but she also covered her stomach suddenly, and blurted out, "What's going on? My stomach hurts so badly too, oh, oh, no, no, no..."
When the old lady was talking, she reached out to cover her stomach, but because of a sudden convulsion, she fell to the ground.
"Mom!" Seeing the old lady fell down, Xiao Changqian hurriedly got up to help her, but this time he started violently, and felt as if his stomach had been stabbed several times in a row, the pain was unbearable!
Immediately afterwards, he also felt the turbulent feeling in his stomach, and immediately felt a burst of heat and humidity in his pants!
broken!
I pulled my pants too!
This……
What exactly is going on? !
The old lady Xiao was lying on the ground at this time, rolling in pain, muttering: "Oh, oh, it hurts me to death, this old woman, it's killing me!"
After finishing speaking, the old lady wowed and vomited out all the food in her stomach.
Immediately afterwards, I also felt that my abdomen was out of control, and I pulled my pants...
The old lady Xiao spewed out uncontrollably, crying to her father and mother: "Call the ambulance quickly, call the ambulance quickly..."
Xiao Weiwei was about to take out her mobile phone, but her stomach hurt unbearably, she collapsed on the sofa with an ouch, unable to move,
Although Qian Hongyan was the latest to have the onset, she soon began to vomit and have diarrhea.
The whole living room is almost unbearable, it smells worse than the dry toilet on the side of the road, it stinks to heaven!
The bottom of Xiao Hailong's buttocks was full of excrement, and he wanted to struggle to find a clean place to sit, but he couldn't do anything, so he could only put on a bitter face, with his uncomfortable eyebrows twisted together, and asked, "Grandma, what is your dumpling?" It’s not that it’s unclean!”
The old lady Xiao said weakly: "Impossible, the leeks are fresh, the meat is fresh, and the eggs are also fresh, how could there be a problem?"
Xiao Weiwei's lips were purple, and she said tremblingly: "Grandma, I feel pain in my stomach right now, so I might die here..."
Xiao Changqian gritted his teeth and said, "I will call 120 right now, you must persevere!"
(End of this chapter)
The Xiao family made dumplings with two kinds of fillings, and they made a lot of them. Just the amount of dumplings they made would be enough for ten adults to eat.
However, the five members of the Xiao family ate all these dumplings.
After eating, each of the Xiao family couldn't stand upright.
Seeing that there were still [-] or [-] dumplings left on the plate on the table, Mrs. Xiao said to several people: "Whoever you are trying to eat all these dumplings, don't waste it!"
Xiao Changqian touched his round belly and said in embarrassment: "Oh my god, I really can't eat any more, I can't eat any more."
Qian Hongyan also shook her head repeatedly and said, "Mom, I can't eat anymore, I'm too full."
Xiao Weiwei didn't even have the strength to speak, so she slumped on the sofa and waved her hands.
Xiao Hailong said: "Grandma, why don't you put it in the refrigerator first, and fry it in oil tomorrow morning before eating."
A smirk suddenly appeared on Old Madam Xiao's face, and she said to Qian Hongyan, "Hongyan, put these dumplings in plastic bags and send them to Ye Chen's family."
Qian Hongyan asked in surprise: "Mom, why are you sending good dumplings to their home?"
The old lady Xiao said with a smile: "It's their family's chives, let them taste it! They're mad at them!"
Xiao Hailong said: "Grandma, do you want to add some laxatives in it?"
Xiao Changqian asked: "The dumplings are wrapped and cooked, where should I add the laxative?"
Xiao Hailong said: "You can grind the laxative into powder, then drink water, and use a syringe to pour it into the dumplings!"
"Oh, this method is good!" Xiao Weiwei said with dancing, "Brother, your method is really wonderful!"
The old lady Xiao said: "I just saw that there is a first-aid kit in the storage room of this villa, which contains all kinds of medicine, and there are also syringes!"
Xiao Hailong immediately patted his arms and said: "Okay, leave this matter to me, grandma, and promise Ye Chen and his family to break their hearts tonight!"
After finishing speaking, he immediately got up and went to the storage room, and quickly took out a plastic box with a red cross logo printed on it.
The former owner of this villa has prepared a lot of daily necessities. The medicine box is well prepared for everything from cold and fever, to gastrointestinal conditioning, to chronic diseases such as diabetes and heart disease.
Xiao Hailong immediately found a bottle of fruit guide tablets from inside, and said with a sinister smile: "I have been constipated for a while and I take this, the effect is very good, eating two packets will surely break the intestines."
Xiao Weiwei hurriedly said: "Then put one in each dumpling for them!"
"Okay!" Xiao Hailong said with a smile: "Let them have a good time tonight."
Afterwards, Xiao Hailong began to grind the fruit guide slices into powder, and then mixed water with a syringe to beat them into the dumplings.
But just halfway through the processing of more than 20 dumplings, Xiao Hailong felt a colic in his stomach, which made him clutch his stomach and let out a ouch.
Qian Hongyan hurriedly asked him, "What's wrong with you, son?"
Xiao Hailong said in pain: "My stomach hurts so much, Mom, it hurts so much, it's like twisting my intestines together... Oh, it hurts me to death..."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Hailong felt a strange energy in his abdomen, like a trapped and mad mouse, fleeing frantically to his lower part.
Before he came back to his senses, he let out an extremely foul-smelling fart in an instant!
The huge and luxurious living room was filled with an extremely disgusting stench.
The old lady Xiao coughed a few times and scolded: "Hai Long! Do you still have a conscience for letting such a stinky fart in front of your family?"
Xiao Weiwei also covered her mouth and nose in disgust, and said angrily: "Brother, your fart smells too bad!"
Xiao Hailong said in pain at this time: "I don't know what's going on, I just feel pain in my stomach..."
As soon as he said this, Xiao Hailong instantly felt a stronger energy, several times stronger than before, and sprinted down at an extremely fast speed.
Immediately afterwards, there was a pop, and a more intense stench instantly spread throughout the living room.
Xiao Changgan took a look under Xiao Hailong's buttocks, and found brown-black sticky matter seeping out, exclaimed: "Damn it, Hailong, why are you pulling your pants!"
"Ah?!" Everyone looked at it one after another.
It doesn't matter!
As expected, something disgusting oozes from under Xiao Hailong's buttocks.
The old lady Xiao scolded angrily: "Asshole, this sofa is imported from Italy!"
Xiao Hailong was also frightened, and blurted out: "I...I...I don't know what's going on, it's just that my stomach hurts, it hurts so much, and then I want to fart, I don't know why..."
Xiao Weiwei asked in surprise: "Brother, did you inhale the crushed powder into your nose when you were crushing the laxative?"
"No!" Xiao Hailong's expression was extremely ugly.
The old lady Xiao was about to scold him, but she also covered her stomach suddenly, and blurted out, "What's going on? My stomach hurts so badly too, oh, oh, no, no, no..."
When the old lady was talking, she reached out to cover her stomach, but because of a sudden convulsion, she fell to the ground.
"Mom!" Seeing the old lady fell down, Xiao Changqian hurriedly got up to help her, but this time he started violently, and felt as if his stomach had been stabbed several times in a row, the pain was unbearable!
Immediately afterwards, he also felt the turbulent feeling in his stomach, and immediately felt a burst of heat and humidity in his pants!
broken!
I pulled my pants too!
This……
What exactly is going on? !
The old lady Xiao was lying on the ground at this time, rolling in pain, muttering: "Oh, oh, it hurts me to death, this old woman, it's killing me!"
After finishing speaking, the old lady wowed and vomited out all the food in her stomach.
Immediately afterwards, I also felt that my abdomen was out of control, and I pulled my pants...
The old lady Xiao spewed out uncontrollably, crying to her father and mother: "Call the ambulance quickly, call the ambulance quickly..."
Xiao Weiwei was about to take out her mobile phone, but her stomach hurt unbearably, she collapsed on the sofa with an ouch, unable to move,
Although Qian Hongyan was the latest to have the onset, she soon began to vomit and have diarrhea.
The whole living room is almost unbearable, it smells worse than the dry toilet on the side of the road, it stinks to heaven!
The bottom of Xiao Hailong's buttocks was full of excrement, and he wanted to struggle to find a clean place to sit, but he couldn't do anything, so he could only put on a bitter face, with his uncomfortable eyebrows twisted together, and asked, "Grandma, what is your dumpling?" It’s not that it’s unclean!”
The old lady Xiao said weakly: "Impossible, the leeks are fresh, the meat is fresh, and the eggs are also fresh, how could there be a problem?"
Xiao Weiwei's lips were purple, and she said tremblingly: "Grandma, I feel pain in my stomach right now, so I might die here..."
Xiao Changqian gritted his teeth and said, "I will call 120 right now, you must persevere!"
(End of this chapter)
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