Door-to-door dragon son-in-law

Although Xiao Changkun indeed has no ability or real ability, he has always thought highly of himself for so many years.

In front of his wife and daughter, he never admitted that he was inferior to anyone.

Therefore, when he suddenly spoke in front of his wife and daughter and bluntly said that he was a piece of shit, both Ma Lan and Xiao Churan were shocked.

Such words have not been heard from Xiao Changkun for decades.

And Xiao Changkun himself was unwilling to say such words to ridicule himself.

But before coming over, Ye Chen repeatedly confessed that this sentence must be said, and it must be said out loud. This is the real risk of death.

Because Ye Chen was sure that these words were the key to him getting through the crisis this time.

After Xiao Changkun said this, his heart was bleeding crazily. He felt that he was just putting his old face on the ground and stomping it to death, so as to dispel Ma Lan's suspicion of him and say that he was the one. He was a piece of shit and said that it was impossible for his sweetheart to think highly of him. This feeling made him extremely painful and inferior.

But he knew that there was no turning back when the bow was fired. Han Meiqing had already missed it, and he could never lose Ma Lan again.

Therefore, when Xiao Changkun saw that both Ma Lan and Xiao Churan were a little horrified, he could only adjust his mentality, gritted his teeth and continued: "A person as high as Han Meiqing can only see a piece of shit like me. If you hold your nose and take a detour, how can a piece of shit like me have any ulterior motives?"

After saying that, he looked at Ma Lan and continued: "Honey, I'm such a piece of shit. If you don't want me, who else will want me in this world? If no one else likes me, how could they? How about cuckolding you?"

When Ma Lan saw Xiao Changkun's self-deprecating and sad look, coupled with the bloody marks on his face that he had scratched, she completely believed Ye Chen's words in her heart.

At this moment, she suddenly felt guilty and distressed for Xiao Changkun.

It turned out that Xiao Changkun kept it secret from him because he didn't want to be stimulated by Han Meiqing.

And after listening to Ye Chen's words, she also knew that the gap between herself and Han Meiqing was too big. If they really met, they would probably not be able to recover in ten years.

Looking at Xiao Changkun's face, which was scratched to pieces by her, she felt even more guilty, and the balance in her heart was completely reversed.

She looked at the self-deprecating Xiao Changkun with red eyes and choked up: "Husband... when I asked you in the car, why didn't you tell me the truth? If you told me the truth, how could I fight with you... "

When Xiao Changkun heard this, his colleagues who were relieved in their hearts couldn't help but sigh to themselves: "What the fuck, if I had Ye Chen's brains and eloquence, and could think of such a sophistry, I would of course have talked to you a long time ago. Having said that, I can’t afford to have my face dug to pieces by you.”

However, he said with emotion: "Hey! I still don't want you to know these things. We are all ordinary people. How can we compare with other successful people and billionaires? So I hope you never know these things in your life. , so that we won’t be irritated or depressed, and we can live our own lives in a down-to-earth manner.”

As he spoke, he said with some relief: "What Ye Chen said just now is right. In fact, I am not worthy of a woman like Han Meiqing at all. She and I are not even from the same world at all. I am just an ordinary person." A cowardly old man, an old loser who has no ability or skill, and likes to show off his dignity everywhere... You suspect that I have cuckolded you. I also want to thank you for thinking so highly of me. If anyone else heard about this matter, maybe They would all ask me, Xiao Changkun, are you worthy..."

After saying that, he looked at Ma Lan and choked up: "Wife, I also want to thank you. In the eyes of others, I am a loser, a waste, and a piece of shit. In your eyes, I have become a person who can make people happy." A rich woman worth tens of billions traveled thousands of miles to rekindle an old relationship with me... Wife, you may be the only one in this world who thinks so highly of me and treats me like a treasure..."

Ma Lan couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable when she heard him ridiculing herself like this. She quickly said: "Okay, Chang Kun, stop saying that you are a piece of shit. We are just ordinary people living at home. They are rich and have more money than them." Although we couldn't compare to the rich in life, our life is not that bad now. I have the self-awareness to know that I can't compare to her in all aspects."

With that said, Ma Lan took the initiative to step forward, took his arm, and said, "Okay, what happened just now was all my fault. You were so kind to take care of my emotions, but I still treated me like a donkey. Don't worry, I will handle this matter from now on." I won’t mention it again, just pretend it never happened, and don’t bear any grudge against me, okay?”

When Xiao Changkun heard this, he was completely relieved. After surviving the disaster, he said from the bottom of his heart: "How could it be? I will definitely not hold a grudge against you."

Ma Lan nodded excitedly and said, "Look, my daughter has been in the United States for so long, and she finally came back today. Let's not make people laugh here. Come on, let's go home!"

Xiao Changkun felt relieved, nodded heavily, and said with tears in his eyes: "Okay! Go home!"

After that, the two held each other's arms affectionately and walked out.

Xiao Churan was dumbfounded, and Ye Chen wiped away the cold sweat. This was to risk death and live again. It seems that it was really successful. Ma Lan will definitely not mention Han Meiqing again in the future, and will even try every means Avoid meeting Han Meiqing.

In this way, what I said will not be misleading.

Xiao Churan on the side came to his senses and whispered: "Husband, you are so awesome! This can make you happy!"

Ye Chen sneered: "I can't help it. For the sake of family harmony, I don't even want to lose face."

Xiao Churan held his arm and said happily: "Sacrifice the small self to achieve the great self. Husband, you have done a great job!"

At this time, the traffic police outside saw the two people who had been fighting so hard just now holding hands and came out, and they all rubbed their eyes in disbelief.

The traffic policeman handling the case subconsciously asked: "You... you two don't want to fight?"

Ma Lan shook her head quickly and said, "If I don't fight, I'll cause trouble to the traffic police comrades!"

After saying that, he also gave a rare bow.

Xiao Changkun also said quickly: "Comrade traffic police, don't worry, I will never stop on the highway again in the future!"

The traffic policeman nodded subconsciously in a daze and said, "As long as you know, you only have three points left on your driver's license. Take it easy. Once the deduction is gone, you'll have to study."

Xiao Changkun nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, we will strictly abide by the road traffic laws in the future and won't cause any trouble to you!"

The family of four left the traffic police team one after another. Ye Chen loaded Xiao Churan's luggage into the car. Ma Lan said, "Good son-in-law, you go back and drive, and let your dad rest in the back."

Ye Chen nodded and sat in the front row with Xiao Churan, while Xiao Changkun and Ma Lan sat in the back row.

As the car drove out, Ye Chen looked in the rearview mirror and saw Ma Lan touching the wound on Xiao Changkun's face with a distressed expression, and whispered: "Honey, does it hurt? I'm sorry..."

Xiao Changkun was really touched in his heart. Coupled with what he said just now, he completely lost his previous inexplicable sense of superiority, and his attitude towards Ma Lan also changed a lot.

So, he shook his head and said, "It's okay, it doesn't hurt."

After saying that, he subconsciously stretched out his hand to hold Ma Lan's hand quietly, and a blush flashed across Ma Lan's face.

Ma Lan also held Xiao Changkun's hand tightly and said in an extremely serious tone: "You are my husband. You will never say that you are a piece of shit again. Not under any circumstances. Do you understand?"

Xiao Changkun didn't know whether he was really moved or fake. He nodded repeatedly with red eyes: "Okay, my wife, I understand!"