Marvel's Magneto is a good guy

"Who" Deadpool was teleported directly into Thanos' spaceship by Eric. Coincidentally, at this time, the Black Knights were reporting to Thanos on the preparations of the battleship.

The appearance of Deadpool immediately put the four generals on alert, and Thanos was directly ignited. He smashed his seat with a slap and became furious, his eyes widening as big as light bulbs, "You who is it"

The familiar smell on Deadpool, the aura that haunted him, almost made him mad to death

"Hey, man, you're the purple sweet potato spirit. Oh my god, don't you know that animals can't become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China? No, purple sweet potatoes seem to be plants." Deadpool didn't care about the furious Thanos at all, tilting his head to look at Thanos. Tyrant.

"You must not be rude to my father." General Deathblade jumped forward and stabbed Deadpool with the sharp blade in his hand, but Deadpool easily dodged it.

Just as the Dead Blade General was about to continue attacking, a big hand suddenly stretched out from behind and strangled his neck. Then the other hand clasped his shoulder, and with a slight tear, the body and head were separated.

"No" Dark Night Proxima's eyes were cracked, and he lay helpless on the ground. Others, including Deadpool, looked at Thanos in disbelief. That's right, it's Thanos. He personally killed General Deathblade.

"Don't block the way." Thanos' eyes almost burst out with fire, "Damn it, she's mine."

"Oh, okay." Deadpool swallowed secretly, timidly looking at this purple sweet potato who was crazier than him.

He tore his subordinates alive just because they blocked his way. This purple sweet potato spirit is very sick.

But, so what if we kill him, we can find Francis and restore his handsome face, right?

Deadpool's eyes were fixed, and unexpectedly he stopped talking, his feet moved slightly, his body disappeared, and he reappeared. He had already reached the back of Thanos' head, and two modified Sand Eagles appeared in his hands.

"Bang bang bang" Deadpool fired several times, hitting Thanos on the back of the head. Moreover, his shooting skills were extremely accurate, and more than ten bullets all hit the same place.

However, the useless Thanos shook his head slightly, turned his head and showed a cruel smile.

"Man, you look so cute when you smile." Deadpool threw away the sand eagle and disappeared again.

Thanos is very experienced, seeing Deadpool disappear, he directly punched back and punched back, but this time, he miscalculated.

Deadpool's thinking is obviously different from that of normal people. He actually appeared under Thanos's crotch, holding two submachine guns in his hands, and fired wildly at Thanos' balls. Moreover, this time Deadpool frantically put on his HEAT

The super defense of the Eternals allowed Thanos to easily resist this wave of attacks, and he did not even feel any pain. However, the insult brought to him by this attack could not be undone even if the entire galaxy was destroyed.

The super giant and black dwarf stared wide-eyed, and even Proxima Centauri temporarily forgot about their husbands, and looked at the two of them in disbelief.

"Cough cough." Superstar suddenly coughed lightly, winked at the two of them, and moved back quietly. The other two immediately woke up and followed Superstar back toward the gate quietly.

"Ah, I want you to die." Thanos was going crazy. He stretched out his hand as if holding a sword, and slashed hard. In the process, a dark sword appeared out of thin air, carrying a destructive aura, and headed straight for death. Attendant.

"You're really good." Deadpool heard that Thanos was going to kill him. Instead of being angry, Deadpool happily put down his weapon and eagerly led the way.

Thanos suddenly realized that if he really killed Deadpool, wouldn't he send Deadpool to the goddess of death? No, this bastard can't die.

At this time, it was too late to pull back, Thanos had to deviate slightly from the direction of the downward chop, cut off one of Deadpool's arms, and then took a step back, leaning on the black death sword to stare at Deadpool, controlling his breathing, With strong willpower, force yourself to calm down.

Deadpool lost an arm, but he didn't even look at it. He let the blood on the broken arm surge wildly, "Hey, man, keep your word. Kill me quickly. You don't know. I have wanted to die for a long time. In order to die, I Jump into the zoo and feed the bears, drink toilet cleaner and jump off the building, lie on the gasoline barrel and smoke cigarettes. God, you don’t know. I’ve tried everything I can, but I just can’t die. Brother, do your best and kill me. Bar"

"Death to you, why do you want to die?" Thanos calmed down and regained his previous wisdom. He suddenly felt that everything might just be a misunderstanding, and this bastard might just be contaminated with the aura of his goddess somewhere else.

"Why do you miss?" Deadpool suddenly jumped up and walked quickly towards Thanos. The keen-eyed Thanos immediately noticed that Deadpool's severed arm was recovering quickly. In just a few seconds, it had grown a finger long. Thanos suddenly realized that it was no wonder he couldn't die due to super self-healing.

Deadpool seemed to have forgotten the fierce battle just now, and ran to Thanos, leaning against him shoulder to shoulder, "Brother, this is my secret. I have never told anyone. You are the first one and you don't know." , as soon as I saw you, I felt that you were very kind, just like a long-lost brother. There was an aura about you that fascinated me so much."

Deadpool covered his mouth, took a deep breath, and pretended to be intoxicated.

Superstar and several others shuddered at the same time. This weirdo was so good at talking.

"Say it!" Thanos said with a sullen face, and it took a lot of effort to suppress his anger and keep himself calm.

"Okay, okay, you're really not a good listener. I bet you never hooked up with a girl when you were in school." Deadpool waved his hand and said, "I know you very well, until Thanos is about to Angry, he continued, "Every time I die, I meet a very beautiful woman. She is so beautiful. The first time we met, she stole my heart. She"

"Crack" Thanos could still hear. He couldn't be sure just now, but now he is very sure that this bastard has hooked up with his goddess. He wants to fuck himself. He can't stand it anymore, and he reaches out and twists the dead body. The other arm of the waiter.

"Hey, hey, bro, what are you doing? I kindly told you my secret, but you treat me like this, you heartless, heartless man, I"

"She's mine" Thanos suddenly lowered his head and roared against Deadpool's nose.

"Who?" Deadpool was stunned for a while, and then he responded, "Hey, man, she never talked about you. Where did you come from? Why do you say she is yours? We are playing fair, but I don't think she can. Like you, she”

"She loves me." Thanos stretched out his hand, broke Deadpool's neck, and tore his jaw apart, but was careful not to kill him.

"I have to think of a way." Thanos looked around gloomily, and happened to see the three people who were about to escape. The three people were immediately frightened into silence and did not dare to move.

"Yes, I will curse you and curse you to immortality. You will never see her again. She is mine, my love."