Elf Master System

"Crackling, crackling." Under the night sky, a raging fire was burning on a villa.

"Sailu Yun, your little days are over."

"Give my father his life back!"

……

"Well, what's wrong with me?" A young man in his 20s got up from the ground.

"You are dead!" said a voice.

"Nonsense, who are you if I die?" Sailu Yun, a young man, slowly opened his eyes.The surrounding area was completely white, and there was no one there, maybe, if that big ball of light could be considered a person.

"You took sleeping pills and were burned to death by the fire." Da Guangqiu said.

"Ha, I have never offended anyone, how could I be burned to death?" Sai Luyun asked doubtfully.

"Your fellow doctors thought your medical skills were too good, so you robbed their business and gave wrong medicine to several of your patients. You were wrongly accused of being a murderer by the angry family members of the deceased patients, and you were burned to death." Guang Ball replied.

"Then who are you?" Sai Luyun asked.

“I am the Master of Life

(Go! What’s with this strong desire to complain and so many job-hopping points? I really want to fight it!)

"Then what use are you? Why am I here?" Sai Luyun said tiredly.

"You are the chosen child! This is where you will be reborn."

(I’m going to pick a ghost, and it’s not a Digimon.)

"Can I go back again?" Sai Luyun asked.

"Okay!" Guangqiu replied.

"How to go back?" Sai Luyun said excitedly.

"First go to the Underworld Affairs Office to register, then go to the Accident and Death Department to report, then go to the Burn Death Department to get the burn certificate, then go to the Severe Burns Department to have it stamped, and then go to the Magistrate's Office to check whether you still have a life expectancy,... ( No numbers are omitted here, so we are talking about complicated procedures.)...... Then report to the Lord of Yama, and then the Lord of Yama will report to the heaven. The Heavenly Cao Official will choose the day to be reborn, and then go to Fengdu City to find the Earth Cao Official to choose the place to be resurrected. The contemporary Cao Guan decided whether you can be resurrected, go to Meng Po's place to drink Meng Po soup, forget about these things, and wait for another 800 years before you can go back. How about it, soon!" Guangqiu chattered. A lot of talk.

"I have a question," Sailuyun said.

"Speak." Guangqiu said.

"Can these procedures be skipped?" Sai Luyun asked seriously.

"No." Guangqiu replied forcefully.

"While I'm waiting, will it consume Yangshou?" Sailu asked tentatively.

"Definitely, not to mention Yang life, Yin life is not enough." Guang Qiu added.

(Pfft, "vomiting blood", I'll go, if I didn't know how powerful you are, I would have beaten you long ago.)

"Then what should I do? You must have a way!" Sai Luyun said.

"Oh! I told you earlier, I've already arranged it for you, 'dang-dang-dang-dang'" I saw a box appearing in front of Sailu Yun, with a hole in the middle of the lid. "Draw, whatever you draw will determine your fate."

"Uh!" Sai Luyun looked at the extremely irrational box in front of him, full of an ominous atmosphere. "Okay, let me try it." Sai Luyun slowly approached the box with his hand and was about to put it into the hole. When drawn.With lightning speed, he turned the box upside down and saw cards falling out one after another:

"Super transvestite system."

"I love a firewood series

system. "

"I am the maid system."

"I have a crossdressing system."

"I am the piggy system."

"Silly hat system."

"The system was rejected 99 times."

………………

"Fuck, what the hell is this? This is naked oppression." Sailuyun couldn't restrain himself anymore and roared. Like an angry red dragon (bird), he crushed three pigs to death and passed the test!

"That's right, I just bullied you. I thought I couldn't hear you scolding me. I'm at the level of a creation god here, huh." The ball of light responded unabashedly.

"Hmph, but I won." Sailu Yun's joyful voice came, and he saw a card in his hand: Elf Master System. "I knew it couldn't all be a trap. There will always be something normal. You can't regret it now, hahaha." At this time, the light of wisdom seemed to light up behind Sailu Yun, but he was not alone. It was Dee Renjie who was reincarnated, Conan was possessed, Bao Zheng was reincarnated, Sherlock Holmes was still alive, and the thinking of countless intelligent detectives in the world was unified in him.

"No! That's what I did out of boredom, and there are other things." The ruthless voice of the light ball broke the light of acquired wisdom, and a few cards flew up on the ground:

"Hongmeng Purple Qi Production System."

"Free loan system for future props."

"Infinite Power System."

"Instructions for making the Chaos Arcana."

The voice of the light ball came proudly, "I really can't regret it." The card that Sailu Yun pounced on turned into molecules and disappeared into the air.Sailu Yun's extremely regretful voice said, "No, no, no, you can regret it, you can regret it!"

I saw a ray of light from the sky shining on Sailuyun, and the big ball of light said, "Okay, the first stop has been selected for you, Saier, let's go and get ready."

"Ah!!! I'm fine!!!!" Sai Luyun watched in surprise as his hand was disassembled and attached to the robotic arm, but it didn't hurt at all. "What a fuss." Light Ball said disdainfully. "Tch, I don't have the same knowledge as you, don't do it!!!" His own light had already illuminated his thighs and was approaching the lower abdomen without stopping. Sailu Yun made a sound that transcended physical pain, unlocked the genetic lock, and became He killed the saint and launched a spiritual roar attack.

One minute later, "Ah ah! My bird, my bird! My little friend who has been with me for 1 years! My little brother who has the same roots as me!" A fresh Sel robot held its crotch and moved around Jumping around and howling loudly.

"Tch, it's just eggs and ham sausage, what's the big deal." Guangqiu said disdainfully.

"You are just a ball, how can you understand the pain of losing a bird before I have eaten meat." Sai Luyun said sadly.

"Nonsense, I am also a man, why can't I understand it? Don't worry, you are like this only because this world is a world of technological robots. The next world will be different." Guangqiu agreed.

"Oh, then why did I start disappearing?" Sai Luyun asked doubtfully.

"Oh, you are about to enter your first world. I wish you good luck. I hope you can become a human again in the next world." The light ball blessed.

Sai Luyun: "I accept your good words." After saying that, he disappeared.

"Oh, the second person has left. Why hasn't the other one come? I don't know how long I'll be bored again." A lonely voice echoed in the white space.

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PS: It’s my first time to write a book and I’m not used to it. There are many loopholes and grammatical errors. Please point them out in the book review area. Unless there are typos, I will not change the book. After all, this is also my writing growth history. Finally, for those who I pay tribute to all the "great writers" who have written more than 3000 words. Only when I wrote it for the first time did I realize the hard work of coding.