Rocket Raccoon

The boss robot stretched out a mechanical arm, stuffed the "Half World Bible" into its mouth, chewed it a few times, and then a cold mechanical voice sounded:

[Attention all units, prepare to reprogram]

【Digesting data】

After saying these two sentences, the Big Brother robot remained motionless, dozens of indicator lights on its body lit up, and it seemed to be running at high speed.

"It looks like it's going to take a long time!"

"I don't know what kind of toys the robots will make after getting the spaceship log."

"What kind of toy can cure the insanity of a human lunatic?"

Several animals looked at each other, no one knew the answer.

"Rocket, come with me, I have something to tell you." Black Jack O'Hare came to Huo Jian's side and whispered.

"What can't you say here?" Huo Jian didn't understand.

Black Jack twisted his small, bumpy body, lowered his head, and said in embarrassment: "I don't want them to hear, I only tell you what I say."

This little bastard must be sick... Huo Jian said helplessly: "Okay, okay. Let's say it first, don't play tricks, otherwise I won't be able to spare you."

"I'm very good." Black Jack's voice was softer than that of his shy sister-in-law.

The two quickly arrived dozens of meters away.

"Okay, as long as you don't speak loudly from this far away, they can't hear you."

Huo Jian held the laser gun and pointed it at Black Jack's head, fearing that he would do something bad: "Tell me, what is it?"

Black Jack hesitated for a few seconds, clenched his fists, secretly encouraged himself, and then whispered: "Rocket, we are gay on the same rope now..."

"Wait a minute, the wording needs to be civilized and accurate!"

Huo Jian was so frightened that his hands trembled and he almost fired: "The ant on the rope... moves... male! Yes, it is male! I know this, but what next? I am a ranger and you are an assassin. I am a policeman and you are a gangster. Understand? We are naturally opposites!"

"I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person."

Black Jack sighed, his voice was plaintive, sad and hesitant: "Half the world's black rabbits have died, and I am the last one. It doesn't matter if I die, but the race cannot be exterminated, otherwise I will be a sinner of the race. For the sake of the reproduction of the race. ,I think……"

"You don't want me to help you find other rabbits and reproduce them, do you?"

Huo Jian "understood": "Okay. Although this is a family matter of your race, you have helped me a lot along the way, and you are miserable. I agree to this. But I can't guarantee it. All I can say is try your best.”

"That's not it, Rocket."

Black Jack couldn't help it anymore, and while holding Huo Jian's arm, he said tremblingly: "The opposite sex is only for reproduction, the same sex is true love! Rocket Raccoon, dump Lila, and live a happy life with me, Black Jack." Life! Let’s protect humanity together, deal with Davion and Judson together, bathe together, eat together, play together... Don’t worry about being unable to have children, the advanced robot technology will definitely solve this problem!”

Huo Jian: "...Get away, you damn faggot!"

He threw Black Jack away, took a dozen steps back, and assumed a defensive and offensive posture, his eyes full of fear.

What are you doing!

Is there something wrong with this dead rabbit’s sexual orientation?

Then why are you looking for a male rabbit? Why are you looking for me?

"Don't say that, Rocket. I know you are the same as me. Otherwise, Laila would have been sent to your door, so why wouldn't you touch her? I have been observing her for a long time, and you don't like her at all. You definitely don't like mothers!"

Black Jack glanced at Laila the otter and Valan the walrus: "Do you like that walrus? Isn't it too strong? And he is too old. He won't live for a few years, so he can't stay with you for the rest of his life!"

"Me, my taste is not that strong!"

Huo Jian was going crazy: "I like human beings!"

"Is this why you have to protect humans to your death?"

Black Jack was very sad, and tears fell down: "But humans are so stupid, and all of them have brain problems, how can you like them?"

"No... forget it, just take it as such!" Huo Jian was completely helpless and didn't know how to explain it.

He really couldn't stay in this damn place any longer.

From humans to animals to robots, they are all crazy. If you stay here any longer, you will go crazy!

so far so good.

The patients in the lunatic asylum will be cured soon, and the series of tasks in the Novice Village are almost completed, and they will be able to leave in a short time.

hum.

I'll never come back again, I'm going to find my Groot!

"I'm warning you, stay away from me in the future, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Huo Jian turned around and ran away.

In his eyes, Blackjack was scarier than Davion and Judson combined.

It’s just that!

Watching Huo Jian leave, Black Jack was trembling with despair.

Rocket, you must be lying to me, you don't like those humans at all, I know it!

Since the soft ones are not enough, then I will come to the hard ones.

When I catch you, I won’t believe you won’t obey!

Black Jack clenched his fists, turned around and left.

This is a steelless plain, no fighting is allowed, and he can leave calmly.

Rocket Raccoon.

I will definitely get you!

……

……

"Hey, why is Black Jack gone? No, we can't let him go. He kidnapped me, and I want to kidnap him too!"

Seeing Huo Jian coming back alone, Laila the Otter was about to chase after him while holding a laser gun.

"Forget it. That little brat is faster than you, and you can't catch him. All violence is prohibited in the Steelless Plains. If you kill him, the robot will kill you. When the robot is gone, you can deal with him however you want. ." Huo Jian quickly grabbed Laila's arm, and Laila softened instantly.

Good to go.

Out of sight out of mind.

"How long will it take for the boss robot to be completed?" Huo Jian looked at the old turtle.

"do not know."

The old turtle shook his head: "This toy seems to be more complicated than all the previous toys. It may take several hours."

"Then don't be idle."

Huo Jian took out paper and pen from his backpack: "Time is knowledge, my friend. Hurry and draw structural diagrams, starting with a hundred."

Old Turtle: "...Can you let me rest for a while? My hand hurts!"

This is the steelless plain.

There are so many robots staring at me, what can you do to me? snort!

"The robot is leaving."

Huo Jian held the laser gun and sneered: "Who will protect you when I see you!"

The old turtle was trembling all over.

How did you forget this?

Forget it, forget it, your life is important.

He quickly took the pen and paper with both hands.

Just when he was about to find a random structural drawing of garbage to draw, he heard Huo Jian say: "Forget about the most basic structural drawings and get something more advanced. If you are satisfied, I will let you take a hot bath and have meat to eat. There is a drink. Once Davion and Judson are dealt with, I will return the Washi number to you."

The old turtle's little eyes are so bright.

Well, if you had said this earlier, I would have definitely cooperated. I am a tortoise who takes soft things rather than hard things!

Brush brush!

The old turtle is full of energy.

"Sister Laila, Uncle Valan, watch him, don't let him run away," Huo Jian said.

"Rocket, what are you going to do?" Valan the Walrus asked quickly, worried that this little raccoon might cause trouble and kill someone.

"Other than being captured and used as a test subject, this is my first time to the Steelless Plains. Of course I have to take a good tour. Call me when the big boss robot is done. Also, keep an eye on Uncle Pique. Don't let him be lazy. He will be there 24 hours a day. At his speed, it would be enough to draw a hundred structural drawings!”

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