Douluo's beginning is a dragon sister

Jiangbei City

At pm, gather at the bar

"Nani!!"

Ye Dongsheng spurted out Niulanshan. Several buddies in the booth were stunned and looked at Lu Yuan blankly:

"You! You touched Director Li's chest!"

The bar was very dark. Lu Yuan raised his head and drank the wine in the glass. He nodded with drunken eyes and suddenly wanted to cry again: "I really didn't mean to ask the question. Who knew that Director Li would go to my place, so I just stretched out." Waist, just..."

It's a long story. In the afternoon, there was a problem with the company's website program. He was called to the supervisor's office to repair the program. Who knew that after the repair, he stretched out and placed his left hand directly on Li Jiawen's chest, who came from behind. .

At that moment, the entire office was petrified.

"Wow!"

Several people couldn't help but marvel. Ye Dongsheng couldn't help but cover his face: "It's over, it's over, it's over, you dare to touch that tigress, just wait to be expelled."

Who doesn't know that Li Jiawen, the senior manager in their department, is a well-known tigress. She was once thought to have advanced menopause. This woman's biggest characteristic is that she swears very vigorously.

Whenever you make a mistake at work.

Oh huo

Then you will be miserable.

You will experience what is a personal insult that is not repeated for two hours. It is said that there was once a young programmer in the company who was scolded by the woman and cried on the spot because of a code writing error. He resigned and left the company.

"I'm done, completely done."

Lying on the wine table, Lu Yuan covered his face. He could already imagine the scene tomorrow, being scolded until his head was bleeding, and then leaving the company while holding his things.

He really wanted to cry.

After so many years of graduation, it was rare that I got off work early. The brothers planned to have a drink at the bar, but they didn't know that something like this happened just before get off work.

At this time, Wang Kai didn't know what to say when he saw him getting drunk alone. Others had no time to hide when they saw the tigress, but this kid was lucky enough to take advantage of her.

"But think about it, it seems that the woman Li Jiawen has never scolded this guy since he joined the company." Ye Dongsheng suddenly turned his head, and Wang Kai was stunned and nodded thoughtfully:

"Yeah, that seems to be the case."

"Every day I see him, I greet him inexplicably."

"Notice in advance when there is a meeting."

"Invite him to lunch every day..."

"And did you notice that after Li Jiawen touched her breasts by Lu Yuan today, she didn't even look angry, she just took a look and left."

"Yeah, I even saw her blushing."

Li Jiawen is the head of their department. Although she is already in her thirties, she is extremely well-maintained, with a plump figure and waist-length hair. She has a mature and charming beauty. If it were not for her bad temper, she would probably have many suitors. .

"So..." The corner of Ye Dongsheng's mouth began to twitch: "My dear, Li Jiawen, isn't she interested in this kid?"

"The old cow gnaws the young grass!"

Wang Kai was also extremely stimulated. If it wasn't for this factor, why would Li Jiawen be so nice to this kid?

"What the hell kind of luck does this kid have? He's just a little more handsome than me. I didn't expect Li Jiawen to fall in love with him." Ye Dongsheng was so envious. Although the woman had a bad temper and was a little older, she still had a good figure and appearance. There's nothing to say, especially when the family still has money, this guy is totally on his side!

In fact, they didn't want to admit that when they were in college, this guy was the most handsome person in the entire computer department.

"Hey, I think Li Jiawen just likes this guy's honesty. It's hard to find honest people these days." Wang Kai shook his head, his voice full of jealousy. If things continue like this, sooner or later, this guy will be that old woman. dish.

Following the jealous exchange between the two, Lu Yuan stood up at this time and said drunkenly:

"What are you talking about?"

"Aha, it's nothing. Damn it, you drank all the wine! You don't want to die!" Ye Dongsheng opened his mouth wide, and Lu Yuan waved his hand with drunken eyes:

"Forget it, you can keep drinking. I'll go back to sleep. I'll go to the company early tomorrow to pack things, write a resignation report, and find a job on the way."

"Don't think so, maybe there will be a turning point."

"I hope so, let's go."

After saying that, he staggered out of the bar.

...............

Time, eleven o'clock in the evening

There is an inexplicable coolness in Jiangbei City on a midsummer night. The heat at noon has faded away, and the refreshing wind is falling on the streets illuminated by the lights.

"vomit!"

Holding on to the telephone pole and vomiting, Lu Yuan held his stomach. His stomach felt terribly uncomfortable, and his mind was so dizzy that he couldn't tell the direction.

His stomach juices were almost vomiting out. After vomiting for a long time, he took off his suit and tie and sat on the curb to catch his breath.

The sky is filled with stars and the silver moon is shining

He stared at the stars in the night sky with weak eyes. The star in the north was always the brightest. As he watched, Lu Yuan's eyes gradually became blurred.

I can’t remember how long it has been since I looked at the stars quietly. Since graduating from college, I have been faced with tired social pressure and mountains of code every day.

I recall how happy my time in college was. Only when I entered society did I realize how easy it was to go to school. I had so much time to watch TV series and anime.

You don’t have to think about code every day, you don’t have to think about mortgages, car loans, or home, everything is your own wish and happiness, and you can live a happy fat house life in the second dimension.

Especially today, my brain is short-circuited and I actually started to make trouble on the supervisor. This job is definitely not guaranteed.

Not to mention being ridiculed by his peers, now that he is about to enter his third year of life, but he has not even held the girl's hand, numbness gradually spreads on Lu Yuan's face.

Everyone wants to grow up.

Little do you know that it deceives your youth and frivolity, annihilates your dreams, and even shamelessly discourages you when you are old and twilight. This is growth.

How to proceed in the future.

Life...

"Fuck! When can I have a girlfriend! When can I have the life I want! I want a girlfriend! A girlfriend! A girlfriend who is meters tall! I also want to be kissed, hugged and held high! Aku Ya, save me!!" Lu Yuan shouted to the sky.

why!

What happened to the programmer!

Programmers also want spring!

Throwing away everything, he ran forward with the bottle in his arms, with tears, grief and anger, and a desire for the opposite sex. He wanted to wander, he wanted to be unrestrained, and he wanted to go to a programmer's paradise.

He is going to a paradise with two dimensions.

His feet were stumbling, and his speed was not much faster. But at this moment, the scene in front of him suddenly blurred, and everything began to distort, except that he was still running in place.

Lu Yuan didn't notice the strange scene. He just wanted to run and ran forward with all his strength.

The familiar streets and buildings were no longer in front of him. As he shuttled, ancient giant trees slowly appeared all around, turning into an ancient forest.

Just behind him passing by, an ancient stele with mottled stone and moss stood quietly:

【Star Forest】

.............

Not knowing how far he ran, Lu Yuan stopped, raised his head and took a sip of wine, holding on to the ancient tree next to him to catch his breath:

"This, where is this?"

The surrounding lush ancient trees and scattered moonlight were filled with an inexplicable desolation, and occasionally the roars of spirit beasts could be heard in the distance.

"This is...whose community built greenery?"

He rubbed his eyes and looked around with drunken eyes, but it was too dark here to see clearly. He simply burped and continued to move forward while holding on to the tree:

"The air is so good, why don't you come and buy a house in this community? It's yuan a month, a down payment of yuan, monthly payment...how much is the monthly payment..."

"Monthly payment..."

"Monthly payment..."

While he was mumbling drunkenly, his feet suddenly stumbled and he fell to the ground.

But at the moment he fell, Lu Yuan saw clearly in front of him a dragon like a hill, with blood pupils like a moon disk, staring straight at him:

"Human, tell me, how did you get into the core area of ​​the Star Forest!"

.................

In the dark night sky and the cold world, shrouded in darkness, only the ferocious dragon eyes exude a gloomy death aura.

At this moment, Lu Yuan was stunned on the spot. One person and one dragon were staring at each other, with big eyes and small eyes.

After a moment of silence, he burped and slowly breathed a sigh of relief: "It scared me. I thought it was haunted. It was a dragon."

Long Yantong was startled and immediately shouted angrily:

"Hey! I'm talking to you! Who are you! How did you get into this Star Dou..."

"Or a female dragon?"

"Damn human! You should be more respectful! Believe it or not, I can kill you in the blink of an eye! Not to mention you Titled Douluo, even if Shrek and the others come here, I won't take it seriously!"

The ferocious roar was mixed with the strong wind, and the surrounding ancient trees were shaking. The dragon was obviously angry, but standing in front of it, Lu Yuan clenched his teeth and suddenly lay on the ground and shouted: "Come on! Just kill me! I'm like this What's the point of living as a useless person! Come on! Kill me!"

"Hurry up and kill me!"

"What's the point of my life!"

The shouting spread in the forest. Looking at the man rolling on the spot in front of him, Long's eyes trembled, and the murderous intent gradually faded away. He paused and slowly lowered the dragon's head:

"Forget it, go away. Just pretend that you have never been here before. I won't tell you anything, otherwise I will be..."

"Have the ability to kill me!"

"Don't go too far!"

"Excessive! Do you know what it feels like to be alone since childhood! Do you know what it feels like to be alone all your life! Do you know what it feels like to never have anyone care about you! I know! I know everything! Why! Why? What!"

Lu Yuan suddenly burst into tears, gritting his teeth and crying. At this moment, Long's eyes trembled, watching the man slowly get up, and then looked at him with tearful eyes:

"Why, I'm always alone."

"Say! Can you explain it clearly! Do you understand!"

"You are just a fool, you know how to play ball."

Lu Yuan raised his head and drank hard, letting the wine pour into his heart, rushing like a wild horse running wild, and rushing straight into his stomach with heat.

"Me too."

Suddenly, a low voice came, and Lu Yuan was startled. Seeing the dragon looking at him with the same complicated expression, he paused and swallowed: "That's it. It seems that we have the same disease. Then, do you want to come over for treatment?" One bite?"

"Forget it, you and I are not from the same world. Just take a rest and leave. There are many hundred thousand year soul beasts here. You are not a soul master and you will die if you encounter them." Long closed his eyes:

"I never thought that in my final life, I, a majestic beast, would die in the hands of you human soul masters. It's quite shameful."

Hearing this, Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment. With his drunken eyes, he suddenly saw the blood stains at his feet. He realized that it was from the dragon and couldn't help but burped:

"You, you are hurt."

"It's none of your business! Get out of here!"

"Hiccup, let me see." Lu Yuan took a sip of wine and walked towards the dragon. The dragon suddenly shouted angrily: "Damn human! Don't come here! Get out of here!"

The breath burst out instantly with a strong wind, and he almost didn't get swept away. However, due to the wind, the leaves on the dragon's body were also shaken down, revealing a silver-colored post on his body, from which blood stains flowed.

"Is this your wound? What's on it, do you want to help you pull it off?" Lu Yuan stepped forward in confusion, and Long roared angrily: "Get out of here! This is the soul-chasing weapon developed by the Tang Sect. Deadly message from the King of Hell! A low-level soul master will definitely bleed to death if he encounters one! You are really looking for death!"

"The King of Hell? Is there still a King of Hell in this world?"

"You! Don't touch me!"

The roar was about to overthrow the forest, but Lu Yuan had already climbed onto its body, grabbed the post of the King of Hell, and gritted his teeth: "What the hell, King of Hell, if there really is a King of Hell, why don't I have a girlfriend now?" ! We are all single now! Still! Yes! Single! Yeah!"

"Hey! Stop! Get out of here!"

"Damn human! Stop it!"

"Get out of here!"

Click!

For a moment, time stood still.

Grasping the silver post, Lu Yuan fell backwards in a daze. At this moment, Long's eyes began to tremble violently.

he! He tore it off!

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