Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

"Itachi, these three-color meatballs are delicious, do you want to try them?"

"Shisui, this grilled fish smells delicious, boss, wrap it up."

"Saka girl, this refreshing looking sashimi platter is perfect for you~"

Since everything was settled, Ye Yi's life has officially entered the stage of enjoyment.

w\I'm really sorry, because I'm too strong. I don't have any opponent in Konoha. Tsk, tsk, tsk, I don't feel any pressure at all~

Well, actually it’s because this time it has really reached a bottleneck period.

The elements of combat, speed, strength, reaction, defense, plus a special ability illusion, Yoruichi has reached a peak.

In terms of speed, he has the flying thunder god, and his physical speed is as fast as anyone else; in terms of strength, except that he has not trained his body and is still very weak, he has unparalleled boiling escape monster power, Thousand Hands monster power burst, and physical skills of the ultimate sun have been perfected; his reflexes are super-sailing The mode has increased, ranking first in the ninja world, and the defense has finally been hardened by the armed color earth escape~ It is really impossible to make progress.

After all, he doesn't have a pair of red beady eyes, and he doesn't have a fluffy fox in his belly. For the time being, he can only increase the number of skills, but there is no way to enhance his overall strength.

As for the research and development of blood stains and ninjutsu, it's still very early, so take your time~

Ye Yi has a bad habit that he has had since his previous life. It is a type of lazy cancer that cannot be cured in the final stage.

It can also be said that he has no ambition. Once he becomes the strongest, at least until he meets a stronger person, Yoruichi will lose the motivation to move forward.

Think about it, if you don’t have a goal, when you grow to a certain level and there is no pressure, will you still be willing to work hard and practice hard?

Anyway, Yoruichi couldn't stand it. After becoming the strongest in Konoha, Yoruichi slowed down the pace of training. Maybe he will be in a fishing state before the next stronger one is born.

Every day, he would either go to the Uchiha clan, Shisui, Itachi, or occasionally take the Saka girls out to have dinner together, or take a bath in a hot spring, or else he would sneak into the fox prince's room late at night and do some shameful things. ~

It doesn't matter whether you are masturbating a fox or being masturbated by a fox. The important thing is that now Yoruichi has become very good friends with Kurama, similar to Nami and the group favorite Chopper on the boat next door.

This metaphor is a bit strange, but the truth is the same.

She really likes the fur tribe so much. When she can't bear it any longer, Yoruichi will run to the Lower Sealed Land and roll on the Nine Lamas, hugging his fur, curling his tail, and ~continuously amway Nine Lamas "get fat".

Fur people must have long fur to be loved

Many nights, the prince would be put into a deep sleep by Yoichi using illusions, and then he would take this opportunity to stay with the Nine Lamas all night, which would be manifested in the outside world. . . Yoruichi sleeps with Naruto in his arms~the kind that wraps him around

Then when it gets dark, Yoruichi leaves before Naruto wakes up. Just in response to the poem, I left gently, just as I came gently; I pulled up my pants, not to tell you the excitement of last night.

But one day, Kakashi suddenly came to Yoruichi and said some very strange things. He also gave Ye Yi a book, the title of which is Kissing Heaven

The reason, of course, is that although Yoruichi uses illusions every time he comes to confuse the ANBU who secretly protect Naruto, there is a voyeur in Konoha who knows a magical technique of using a crystal ball to peek from a long distance.

One night, after he had just "inspected" the bathhouse with a nosebleed, he didn't know why his conscience made him want to care for the orphan of the fourth generation, our Crown Prince Naruto, and then the screen once made Sarutobi Hiruzen Very embarrassing~

My scalp is numb, my scalp is numb, the strongest in Konoha right now, the pillar of Konoha, Tsuna Yoichi, is actually. . . wonderful

So the third generation summoned Danzo, moved to Koharu, Mito Kaden and other Hokage assistants and held a meeting for a full week. Finally, they made up their minds that they must break away from Shoyaichi's wrong "concept" and must realize that women's benefits cannot be sunk. In the big muscle tyrant.

For this reason, not only did Yoruichi's master, Comrade Kakashi, be ordered to provide in-depth theoretical guidance, Sarutobi Hiruzen was even willing to contribute his own unique ninjutsu "Telescope Jutsu" to maintain "security" in the bathhouse.

After Yoruichi received several "educations", he finally found out that his secret licking of the fox was exposed. Although the direction of the exposure was a bit wrong, it was still quite happy to think about. . .

No one would come to Luo Liba because of Yoruichi's relationship with Kyuubi, do some small tricks, and be free of charge, and be forced to accept some benefits. As a former adult, what is there to refute?

I'm going to suffer this "dumb loss" for a long time, and I said I can do it more times. Who told me I have a good temper?

However, the good days are always short-lived. That night, he celebrated his 6th birthday, which was also the age when Naruto started going to school.

The opportunities to play fox are getting less and less~ Although Naruto behaved like a loser in the ninja school, skipping classes, sleeping, and playing pranks, in fact, as an orphan who has longed for others' approval since he was a child, he always returned home. Will work hard to train myself.

Because of this, when Ye Yi often visited Jiu Lama when he had time, he saw a boy who was still doing push-ups and sit-ups at 2.3 in the morning. You can't interrupt his practice and force him to hypnotize him. Although Yoruichi is willful, he is not inhumane, right~

This also led to the three generations thinking that their "teachings" had worked, and they began to reduce the frequency of "education" and the distribution of benefits. In short, under the chain reaction, they suffered huge losses~

﹏Just when Yoichi was sad that life was so "difficult", the leisure life was over, and Yoichi got a task, and it was a long-term task.

Carrying out this mission required leaving Konoha for several years, but Yoruichi couldn't refuse.

Because this is the designated task issued by his parents, the inheritance ceremony of the Zetsuna family.

Last weekend, yesterday, Mifune came to Yoruichi.

"Master, you are already 6 years old."

"Well, what's wrong"

"So the master and madam told you that it is time to return to the clan family for the inheritance ceremony."

"Who is the Master and Madam... Pfft~ Master and Madam, what is the inheritance ceremony for my father and my mother?"

In the world of Naruto, the normal age of 6 is the beginning for a child to decide his future development path, which is like the coming-of-age ceremony in ancient China. This is a tradition passed down from the Warring States Period.

As for the Zetsuna family, as the leading nobles of the Fire Country, yes, they are nobles. Non-nobles cannot occupy land in the world of Naruto. The big grain merchants need to return to the capital of the Fire Country when the young master is 6 years old. The ancestral hall carries out the inheritance ceremony to inherit the noble status.

The most important thing is that the fact that Yoruichi became a Jonin at the age of only 5 finally reached the ears of Yoruichi's parents who were traveling somewhere, so that they were sure and sure that the stocking policy they had made was correct, so I hope Yoruichi will take over the family affairs as soon as possible, and then they can have a more relaxed world together~

"It is the tradition of the Fire Country that the eldest son born into a noble family needs to go to the Fire Country's capital daimyo to undergo a noble inheritance ceremony when he is 6 years old, and officially inherit the noble status. At that time, your identity will be recorded and included in the noble register of the Daming Palace. inside."

"Furthermore, I have informed you that when you go to the capital this time, you will have to return to the ancestral hall of the Ze Gang family to conduct a family inheritance ceremony and officially inherit the position of head of the family. From now on, all management rights of the Ze Gang family will be handed over to you."

"Ah, am I too anxious to be the head of the house when I'm only 6 years old? It feels like it's very troublesome~"

"My master said that you are the greatest genius in the history of the Zetsuna family. The Zetsuna family can only develop best under your control, so I hope that you will officially take over as the head of the family when you carry out the noble canonization."

"Dad, you are very discerning~ You are right, you are right, efficiency is the most important thing~"

Everyone loves rainbow farts, even geniuses. . .

But I have to explain something to the village. Yoruichi knows that this will have to be done sooner or later, so he doesn't refuse. But before leaving, I still have to explain something. Don't wait for me to come back and the Uchiha will be exterminated again. Then I Isn’t it all in vain~

The next day, Yoruichi first went to the Hokage's office and told the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen that he was going back to the clan to inherit the family business. Of course, he also repeatedly promised that he would come back after handling the family affairs and continue to protect Konoha and continue to do a good job. own dark night shadow

After hearing Yoruichi's promise to come back soon, Sarutobi Hiruzen no longer cared about Yoichi's idea of ​​not wanting to be Hokage. Anyway, it would be nice if he was here. He first encouraged and congratulated Yoichi for getting rich from now on, and then continued After instilling the shadowless version of the Will of Fire, Ye Yi was approved to leave the village.

Afterwards, Yoruichi went to see Kakashi-sensei. After all, he was his first guide after becoming a ninja, and he was also the teacher that Yoruichi trusted the most. If he was going to be away for a while, Yoruichi still had to say goodbye to him, and the way to do that was to eat him. BBQ~

As for the result, Kakashi was in debt and had to work for at least 3 months, which shows how deep Yoruichi's love is for Kakashi and how deeply Kakashi loves Yoruichi.

Next came Shisui and Itachi of the Uchiha clan, who mainly explained three things: be careful with Danzo, be careful with Danzo and be careful with Danzo. Well, in addition to this, I expressed the hope that they will become stronger and stronger and come back next time to continue discussions and exchanges. Also, I have to say goodbye to my cute girl, hoping that she will grow up to be as cute as Sister Pao in the future. . .

In the end, Yoruichi came to the prince's house and formally met Naruto while Naruto was awake.

"Hello, my name is Yoruichi Sawatsuna. I hope to be your friend. Please tell me what your name is Mirai."

"Ah~ Me, me, you mean you want to be friends with me? My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I must get the name of Hokage so that everyone can recognize me."

Yoruichi looked at the prince Naruto in front of him, who was one year older than himself but much shorter than himself, and couldn't help but step forward and hug him tightly.

"Ah~ In the name of my genius Yoruichi, I grant that your dream will eventually come true. I said before that I only agree with Uchiha becoming Hokage. If it's you, that's fine too~"