Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

"Huh~ Fortunately, I can run fast. If I continue to fight, my secret will be exposed."

Yoruichi, who left Yunlei Gorge with the Flying Thunder God, looked at the battlefield that was now at 30k, and sat down against the big tree, looking paralyzed.

With the continuous use of the Flying Thunder God tactical transfer, Yoruichi's remaining chakra was almost exhausted. Unfortunately, he still did not learn his lesson and prepare the necessary food for survival in the wild in advance. . .

╮╯╰╭What can I do? Just hold on and wait for the chakra to recover naturally to find some game.

"I really hope to grow up soon~" Yoruichi muttered inwardly as he gently stroked his withered belly.

Yoruichi is really strong now, but he has a fatal flaw in physical strength.

It’s a cliché that an underdeveloped body has now become the biggest problem limiting Yoruichi’s progress, but he really can’t solve it.

Well, actually it's not impossible. Using thunder to stimulate the cell division speed can achieve the purpose of rapid growth, but there is a price. . . Who doesn’t want to live a few more years?

Give up, give up, time will give me the best answer.

In the previous battle with AB, although Yoichi kept them at a disadvantage from the beginning to the end, it could even be called a one-sided defeat, at least that's what it looked like on the scene.

But if Yoruichi didn't choose to retreat in the end, he would most likely kneel in Yunlei Gorge.

Surprised?

In fact, there is no need to be surprised. If you continue to fight, Yoruichi will definitely lose.

The reason is physical fitness

There has never been a so-called victory of the weak against the strong in this world. Only the one who can stand to the end is truly strong.

From a technical perspective, not many people can defeat Ye Yi in direct one-on-one combat. But the nature of combat is never about looking good.

There is only one true criterion for judging a battle, whether it can kill the opponent.

Emperor Kai's eight-door armor formation is not powerful. Ye Kai almost kicked out the finale, but this is the key point.

Even if he endures Ye Kai, Madara is still Madara. Madara survives, but Kai loses his fighting ability. If two people fight alone, Kai will be the one who dies. This is the final result.

As for what if Kai lands a sacrificial blow before Madara reaches the Sixth Level, the battle is not just a game of play, it is a game of death and death that only depends on the outcome.

Mentality, intelligence, emotion and even luck are all necessary factors in this game.

The battle between Li Xunhuan and Shangguan Jinhong can be said to be the most typical example. Shangguan Jinhong chose to catch Xiao Li's flying knife and was shot to death in the end. It was because he misjudged his own strength and lost due to his own mentality, but he could not Change the ending where he loses and dies. There is no difference between a dead person and a strong person, because he has lost his future.

Yoruichi came out and had four fights this time. Loess, Onoki, Ai, and Kirabi all had the characteristics of being durable and having sufficient physical strength.

Fortunately for Loess, this characteristic cannot make up for the gap between him and Yoruichi. Yoruichi can completely make him lose his fighting ability before his physical chakra is exhausted, so Yoichi is the absolute winner in the battle with Loess.

Afterwards, the battle between Onoki, Ai, and Bi was really hard to say.

Ōnoki has a willpower beyond the limit and a killing technique like dust escape. In terms of victory or defeat, Yoichi has a higher chance of winning, but the risk of losing is also the highest.

If the Raikage Ai and Ichiya have to decide the winner, Yoruichi has a greater chance of losing, because Ai is too reckless, and his physical strength and speed are at the peak of resistance. It will be very difficult for Yoruichi to kill Ai, and a stalemate is likely to form in the end. , It is absolutely impossible to waste Ye Yiyi.

Kirabi is similar to Ai. Whether it is the recovery ability or defensive power brought by the tailed beast chakra, Kirabi's endurance is extremely strong, and it is difficult for Yoruichi to win.

Of course, these are all based on the situation that the outcome is not the difference between life and death. If a killer is killed, Yoruichi will definitely be the one who survives to the end.

The current Yoruichi is an assassin with high explosiveness and agility, with a fragile skin and lack of battery life. Fortunately, the current ninja world does not have a defense that Yoruichi cannot penetrate, nor does it have the ability to capture the extremely fast Yoruichi. , so he can be called undefeated.

If you run away handsomely, you shouldn’t be considered a loser~

After all, even before Yoruichi ran away, he could show off enough to make others think he was the winner. . .

I took stock of what I had gained this time. I have completed the mission ~ Kage from both villages. I can also confirm that the last transfer of Iwagakure Kumogakure was to put a reward on me. If I go back, I will say nothing or it will be some kind of jounin promotion assessment. The qualification has been obtained and the evaluation is full

I faced off against four of the most powerful men in the current ninja world and gained a lot of practical experience. My actual combat ability was greatly enhanced, and I received a full score.

Recognize your own combat shortcomings, fully optimize combat details and ability use, and get full marks

Hey, I’m such a little genius~

No matter how he thought about it, he felt that he had gained a lot from this trip. Yoichi replaced the stronger feeling of hunger and emptiness with strong complacency, and fell into a deep sleep with a smile on his face.

The next day, a figure walked slowly along the mountain path of the Land of Thunder with his head lowered. Looking from a distance, one could feel the overflowing sadness.

That decadent aura can make anyone who comes close feel aroused, it’s so arousing~

People are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat for one day, your heart will panic. If you don't eat for three days, your eyes will be blurry. If you don't eat for seven days, you will die~

Yoruichi has not eaten for 5 days in a row, and now his legs are weak.

It's strange to say that because the mission was "successfully" completed and the current situation was more urgent, Yoruichi did not enter the town of Thunder Country for supplies in order to return to the village quickly to hand in the mission, but chose to return to Konoha in a straight line. roads through the wilderness.

Don't tell me, among the five major countries, the most suitable for survival is of course the Fire Country, in the center of the continent, with a pleasant climate and rich environmental resources.

Counting down, it’s the Kingdom of Thunder. Although the Country of Thunder has many mountains, it also has abundant water resources near the sea, a large land area, and abundant mineral and ecological resources, which is why the economy is so developed.

It is because of such powerful resources that the Kingdom of Thunder was able to become the most powerful nation among the five major nations during the Fourth War. The fourth generation Raikage Ai also became the supreme commander of the Ninja Alliance.

However, there is also a catch here. In the Land of Thunder, which is supposed to be rich in ecological resources, Yoruichi did not encounter even half an edible wild animal along the way.

Well, there are still edible plants, but as a growing boy who is only 5 years old and inherits the stern face of Hibari Kyoya, how can Yoruichi be a weak herbivore?

Like Luffy next door, Yoruichi is also a carnivore, 24k purebred

It's luck. The luck of equal exchange for talents is at work. It's hard for God to take great pains to drive away all the food on such a long road. No one has such luck~

Poor Yoruichi just continued walking in a daze, with the carnivorous villain in his heart fighting crazily with the herbivorous villain. You must know that the herbivorous villain in the past was photographed by the carnivorous villain as soon as he appeared on the scene. The kind that can't even be pulled up from the ground~

Maybe it was because heaven was about to give Yoichi a great responsibility. In the end, after a battle between heaven and man, Yoichi had to surrender to his stomach and esophagus.

An Neng's eyebrows are broken, my waist is broken, and my stomach is troubled, which makes me unhappy. Well, I'm afraid Shixian has never been hungry~

Just as Yoruichi squatted in front of a wild vegetable and stretched out his trembling hands, preparing to break his own principles, the bush on the right was pulled open.

Yoruichi turned around and looked over, and it turned out to be a familiar face.

My dear, that tuft of white hair has never made Yoichi feel so kind, and those dead fish eyes are so fresh and full of seafood~

Yoruichi's legs went weak and he knelt down. With trembling hands, he turned towards the hot blue man who appeared.

"No, Ye Yi, you are so excited to see me. You don't need to give me such a gift~"

╬д▄︻┻┳═ I can give you a chance to reorganize the language

"Gululu~" No more~ "Kakashi-sensei, hurry up, give me something to eat~"

Yoruichi weakly let out the last cry, and fell down stiffly while keeping her body and hands still~

. . .

When Ye Yi woke up again, it was already a bright moon. . . I don’t know where it is yet~

It was the aroma of barbecue that woke up Yoruichi who had fallen into a coma. It was a huge wild boar. Judging from the huge body that required a 6-meter-long thick wooden stick to be erected, this pig was at least 1 ton.

Squirming~ Squirming~ Slowly squirming~ Yoruichi came to the side of the giant roasted pig, looking straight at it without blinking.

"Ah, Yoruichi, you're awake~" Kakashi rolled his eyes and stared at Yoruichi who woke up, "Well, it's almost done~"

Upon hearing this, Yoruichi's limp body immediately surged with strong strength. With a whoosh, he changed from lying on the ground to sitting upright. He took out a napkin from somewhere and wrapped it around his neck, with his left fork The right sword is fully prepared.

At this time, I saw Kakashi taking out another pot from behind the roasted pig, with some boiling bubbles popping out from time to time. Well, smelling this faint aroma, with a freshness of vegetables

When the intoxicated Yoruichi smelled the strong smell of the dish, she could not help but turn to Kakashi with her eyes wide open and a murderous aura that was breathtaking.

"You haven't eaten for several days. You can't eat anything too greasy right now. This is your dinner. Drink some vegetable soup and take good care of yourself~ Teacher, I got this from the blood of the battlefield. It can't be wrong."

Petrification ▄██ Now I finally know why the success rate of killing enemies in the Naruto world is %. This is not unreasonable.

Poor, weak and helpless Yoruichi, who had lost all his strength, was no longer able to resist the torture of the great demon Kakashi, so he reluctantly drank the green, sticky "poison". From then on, he made up his mind to Be a "brave" and kill every "evil dragon".

Looking at the look on his face, believe me, this is no joke. . .

It took another 5 days for Yoruichi and Kakashi to regain their vitality and return to the gate of Konoha. Yoruichi looked at Kakashi fiercely, "Teacher, I will hand in the task first. You go to the barbecue restaurant and wait for me. Don’t even think about running away.”