Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

Magoji, just by looking at the obscene look in the old man's eyes across from him, Yoruichi knew what Tsunade had tricked her into being a matchmaker. You sent me here for a blind date, right?

"Come here, please bring the lady up and ask her to meet Ye Yijun. Go quickly, she will be very happy."

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It's true that you asked me to go on a blind date. What's so happy about seeing a matchmaker? Wow, Princess Tsunade, you are doing great harm to others. It turns out that in my imagination, that poor person needs to rely on other gods to spend the rest of his life. Is it me?

Ye Yi shivered, no, I must run away.

Yoruichi was just about to say a few polite words to Lord Kazama and then run away quickly. Ask the ghost to do the task or something. I don't have to go to work today. But before he could say anything, his ears already heard a burst of fast and fast footsteps. Damn, are you watching so closely? Calculated by time, it’s within 20~

The footsteps slowed down at the entrance, from rapid to slow, and Yoruichi could feel the small lucky mood of the owner of the footsteps.

But my mood was really low ~ But this footsteps. . .

After entering, Ye Ye froze and didn't dare to look back at all.

"Father, please call me~"

The voice is very soft, with a gentle breeze blowing in the willows. If it were a voice control, you would probably be immersed in it~

From the corner of his eye, Yoruichi noticed a figure wearing a kimono kneeling down next to him. Judging from her movements, she was definitely a well-educated woman.

The Zetsuna family has huge roots and has been passed down for thousands of years according to ancient rituals like the land of etiquette. One of the tests for the head of the Ye family is the study of etiquette. But even after such specialized training, Yoruichi had to say that the movements of the woman next to him were so standard and elegant that he had never seen before.

It's over, it's over. Now that the opponent's performance is getting better, Yoruichi feels more panicked. You can't tell her figure. Under that wide kimono, any curves you can see are just ridiculous.

It's OK to roll your eyes. If Yoruichi is open to perception, even a thin layer of clothes won't be able to block it, but Yoruichi is not the kind of person who really wants to see the atmosphere of casually strolling outside the bathhouse. . . Um, I mean Yoruichi is a serious person.

The opponent's height is 168cm and his weight should be 49.2kg. Don't ask why you know it so clearly. Just ask Yoruichi's calculation.

You can tell your height with just a glance, and your weight can be judged by the sound of your footsteps. These are all basic ninja operations, let alone an elite ninja like Yoruichi. Although you can't know abcd at a glance like Jiraiya, you can still feel other basic data.

Overall, this ratio feels quite perfect. The faint fragrance of flowers coming from beside her, and the tranquility that can be felt just by sitting next to her, can be said. . . Wait, do you want to close your eyes?

With so many conditions being so good, you still have to spend so much money on a blind date. It can be seen that the only problem is the appearance. That must be so irritating to the eyes.

Yoruichi sat upright and stared at the leader of the Kazama in front of him, acting like a gentleman. He was really afraid that he wasn't a gentleman enough and so the move would be useless~

"Ya Yun, this is you... uh~ it's Yoichi-kun who came from Konoha on a commission. I'll leave your affairs to him. As expected, what I told you... uh, it's just like the legend. Same, at first glance he is an elite among the elite.”

"Yes, father. Hello Yoichi-kun, it's our first time meeting you. Please give me some advice~"

Oh my god, she turned around, she turned around. With her peripheral vision, she could feel the girl next to her turning around to face her. She quickly used her transformation technique to change the structure of her eyeballs and narrow her viewing angle.

I can't see you, I can't see you~

But girls have already said hello to you. It would be rude not to reply.

Yoruichi is a beauty person, but regardless of whether she is beautiful or ugly, fat or thin, she must be polite to girls. This is the principle

Yoruichi stiffly turned his neck to the girl next to him, with an even stiffer smile on his face, to be honest. . . Principle is one thing, but I really don’t want to do it

Hey, life and death can only last a moment, so what else can we do? How can people only focus on appearance? The beauty of the soul, the beauty of the soul hypnotizes oneself repeatedly every night, and then the expression on the face becomes natural. Other medical sciences in the Naruto world are not very good. The eye-changing technique is really awesome. Changing eyes one by one is like snapping a light bulb. The worst is to replace it~

"Hello Yayun...Miss..."

Hey, Mom, I feel like you have found a daughter-in-law.

When he really saw Kazama Yayun's face, Ye was stunned. It was like a fine small electric current running upward from the chest to the numbness on the top of his head. Could this be destiny?

There seemed to be a piece of music echoing in Ye Yi's mind:

"It's my heartbeat.

You can't avoid the bad eyes,

To your inexplicable heartbeat,

I can't stop being infatuated with you,

I feel like I’m going to have a fever~”

For the first time, Yoruichi stood stunned on the spot with a girl. He was so cynical that he didn't know what to say or do all at once, all in his mind. . . There was a bang, and I was stunned.

The corner of the girl's mouth turned up slightly, as if she was satisfied with Yoruichi's appearance. She folded her hands on her chest and looked at Yoruichi with her big eyes.

"Yorichi-kun, what's wrong~"

"Hmm~ Well, it's nothing, I just want to say... Just leave the task you entrusted to me and I will definitely help you complete it."

The girl opposite seemed to be amused by Yoruichi's dazed look. She bowed and stood up to face Lord Kazama, "In that case, father, I will take my leave first."

Before leaving, she paused and said to Yoichi, who was still a little dazed, "Then I'll leave everything to you, Yoichi-kun~"

Ah, uh uh~ Before Ye Yi could answer, the girl had already disappeared.

"Yorichi-kun, how are you, my daughter~hahahaha~"

Lord Kazama was very satisfied with Yoichi's gaffe, which further reflected his daughter's excellence. Yoruichi is famous in the entire ninja world, not to mention that the head of the Zetsuna family is even more famous compared to nobles like them.

"Miss Yayun is the most unforgettable girl I have ever seen~"

Of course it will be unforgettable, it will last forever.

"Then Lord Kazama is my mission..." Suddenly Yoichi no longer wanted to perform this mission, or in other words, Yoichi suddenly hoped that his previous guess was correct, that Tsunade had asked him to go on a blind date. But is it really so good? I feel a bit too lucky~

Yoruichi, who was so confident that he was so conceited, began to worry about gains and losses for the first time in his life~

"Hahahaha, about the mission, don't be in a hurry, stay here first, stay here first, and then talk about it. Ye Yi-kun should have nothing urgent to leave. As for the mission, you can take your time~slow~, you are right?"

"Yes, yes, take your time. Slow work will produce fine work. Then I'm not polite, please forgive me."

After Lord Kazama asked his daughter to meet Yoruichi, he didn't talk about anything related to the mission. He just chatted for a while and immediately asked the maid to take Yoruichi to the room.

When the maid took Ye Yi to the room, she said that if you need anything, just call out and left. When Yoruichi was alone in the room, her face, which she had been holding back for a long time, finally began to turn slightly red.

That, that, I feel like I'm in love. This is the first time in this life. Maybe it's a side effect of my overdeveloped IQ. Yoruichi has been an emotionally weak person since her previous life, for short. . . He is frigid and is very good to girls, but it is all about etiquette.

If I really want to talk about love, this is the first time I have felt like this after more than 20 years in my last life and 10 years in this life. It’s so amazing~ Yoruichi collapsed into a big letter in the room alone, not knowing what she was thinking~

. . .

"Miss, is it him?"

"Yes, even though I have matured a lot, I can still see the same mold as when I was a child~"

"Finally I found him. Miss, all your hard work has not been in vain~"

vv "Yeah, this time, I won't let him escape again."

"Yeah, no one can escape from your grasp, Miss. Miss is the most charming."

. . .

The next day, Yoruichi was woken up by the maid. To be honest, she was hit by a knowing blow yesterday. Yoichi was so confused that she didn't know how she fell asleep.

It turns out that Yoruichi is very upset when she wakes up. She is used to sleeping until she wakes up naturally in the morning, but today I don’t know why Yoruichi got up immediately when the maid called. It seems that I have been looking forward to something and want to see it as soon as possible. . .

After washing, Yoruichi followed the maid to a fairly spacious room, with some food placed on the short tatami. Yoruichi hadn't had breakfast for many years, so suddenly getting up early to have breakfast today felt a bit novel.

Taking a seat under the guidance of the maid, Yoruichi looked at the table full of fairly sumptuous food, but did not move his chopsticks.

It's not that Yoruichi dislikes the poor food. Even though it's very poor, Yoruichi is indeed a person who loves to enjoy himself, but at the same time, he's not the kind of person with a turtle's hair. There's nothing particular about what he can't eat and what he can't eat. It's impossible for a ninja to have the prince be sick or anything like that.

Of course, this is relatively speaking, compared to other ninjas who gnaw on military food pills. . . Yoruichi said okay, I'm a bit sick of being a prince~

Lord Kazama is a powerful lord after all, so how could the food be bad? Yoruichi mainly saw that there were other tableware on the table. Does that mean that Miss Yayun will also come?

I don’t know why, but I feel a little bit hopeful.

After waiting for a while, when the maids behind Yoichi wanted to ask Yoichi if he didn't like the food in front of him, the girl seemed to respond to Yoichi's thoughts and walked over.

"What's wrong, don't you like it? Because my father doesn't know your taste, he has asked the chef to make all the flavors he knows. Is the food in the Country of Fire so different from our Country of Fields?"

"No, no, I just think it would be more delicious if we wait for everyone to eat together~"