Elf development game

"Work!"

Patting his face, Touya cheered up, took out water balloons from his backpack, filled them with water, and tied them tightly. net

After that, he tied each water ball as big as a basketball to a rope. One end of the rope was tied to a rock by the river, and the other part was tied to a big tree on the other side of the river by a big tailed beaver.

Touya and the big-tailed raccoon adjusted the elasticity so that all the water polo fell into the water without sinking, creating a water polo version of the "plum blossom pile".

The next morning.

Eevee slept very well. She dreamed that after using Chino chinchilla essential oil ointment, her big tail was shiny and soft, and she was extremely happy.

As soon as she woke up, she saw a shaky water polo bridge on the surging river.

Who built this crappy project? Just bring a Rattata and it can kick up a walking grass.

In the world of Pokémon, it is extremely difficult to do engineering work. If you build a bridge, it will be trampled by wild elves in less than three days.

Some extremely heavy elves just don't take the usual path. It's just a wooden chain bridge. Is that for the big rock snake?

If you don't take your underground passages properly, you have to climb mountains and bridges. If you don't fall, who will you fall?

It's good to drop it once. From then on, this big rock snake will remember this thing. It can tear apart one by one and make the engineering designer bald in real life.

The result is that engineers who are not bald are by no means good engineers.

Ibrahimovic curled his lips, whoever wants to walk on this bridge, she will never walk on it.

however……

"Ibrahimovic, a new day has begun! Let's train for our better tomorrow!"

Hearing Touya's passionate voice, Ibrahimovic's face collapsed on the spot.

"Boom..."

(︶︿︶)

She had just woken up and hadn't eaten yet. Was Toumimon on drugs? What did he do last night to be so energetic? Sleeping wildly at night and acting like a monster during the day?

Touya pointed to the water bridge, "Well, on the first day, let's take it easy and do three hundred round trips first. Don't worry, it doesn't matter even if you fall into the water and are washed away. There are dozens of big-toothed civets on the river who can swim. , the big-tailed civet can even swim upstream from waterfalls, so dragging you ashore is a piece of cake.”

He paused and shyly wiped his cheek with his index finger, "If you drown, I will sacrifice myself and give you artificial respiration myself. I am familiar with this job. If you don't believe me, ask the beach administrator of Steel Island." , who doesn’t know me, the crazy rescuer Mo Dongya?”

(￢д￢.)! Hearing what Touya said, Ibrahimovic became even more worried.

Seeing this, Touya took out his phone and said to himself, "Huh? Now you get hair conditioner when you buy essential oil cream?"

shock! Ibrahimovic's ears stood up, "Boom!"

This bridge is so fun!

She immediately rushed to the water's edge and carefully moved to the first water balloon.

After she stood firm, she blinked, hey, it's not that difficult.

The next second, the water flow rushed, the water ball swayed around, and with a bang, Ibrahimovic fell into the river, only splashing a few splashes.

Immediately afterwards...a small paw reached out of the water with difficulty and started fluttering randomly.

Bang!

Ibrahimovic struggled to put his head above the water and struggled hard, "Boom, boom!"

"Eevee, don't panic, use a dog paddle...forget it, I'll use a dog paddle." Touya was about to rush into the river, but saw the timid big-toothed raccoon jumping into the water with a whoosh, and then, then... …

It stood up next to Ibrahimovic!

The water surface is less than the neck of the big-toothed raccoon. net

Close to the river bank, the water is only half a meter deep at most.

"Quack, quack, quack--" In the sky, a big blue duck gradually flew over.

I left quietly, just as I came quietly, I waved my wings, leaving only a few strands of duck feathers.

Ibrahimovic slowly stopped struggling, Touya also froze in place, and all the big-toothed raccoons were staring at Ibrahimovic.

The atmosphere suddenly got a little awkward.

"(○'w'○)!" Covering his cheeks that were about to explode with his paws, the big-tailed raccoon looked up at the sun and danced with green onions.

Speaking of which, this green onion was obtained from a group fight against a trainer who was raising ducks.

If the duck hadn't been so fast, it would have been wrapped in honey and roasted by the twilight bear.

Unfortunately, Mukeer, the lead bird, was so fat that due to the influence of gravity, he took off too slowly and was kissed by a snake. Now he has learned from this painful experience and is learning the self-suggestion weight loss method from 'Lotus Leaf Brother' Kodakya.

Speaking of which, it was the circle bear who suffered the most. He was struck by the flaming fist on the buttocks by Juan Juan Er who appeared out of the sky. The pain caused him to be lifted up three feet from the ground in an instant. It was as if he had suddenly understood the art of dancing in the air and was walking on the battlefield with Lingbo Weiwei. He was dancing to the disco and howling at the same time. In the blink of an eye, he was like Ouyang Toad who mistakenly practiced the Nine Yin Manual and lost his will to fight.

Alas, the battle in the small forest is really a lose-lose situation.

Hey, you ask me why the big-tailed civet was not injured? Needless to say!

Look at my front teeth that can split mountains and rocks, look at my big black tail that splits waves and seas, and look at my perfect hair that can absorb shock and dust.

The results speak for themselves!

Of course, of course, I, the big tailed civet...

He didn’t even participate in the war!

From the beginning of the fight, the cat stayed in the grass. When the green onion duck was about to collapse, it jumped in the air, killed the tail with pain, took advantage of the pain of the duck, grabbed the green onion, and ran away after landing.

That big-tailed civet is so good!

The big-tailed raccoon seemed to be recalling it for a long time, but in fact it was less than a tenth of a second.

No matter which world you are in, recall killing is a normal operation, just like talking and shouting skills, it does not take up time.

"Nani?! What kind of idiot, the mid laner actually chose the Big Rock Snake, and then gave it away without giving it away? I am not afraid of being threatened the most in my life, I--"

"exit the game!"

Touya looked away from Ibrahimovic, as if he hadn't seen or heard anything, and took out his cell phone as if nothing had happened, shouting.

But secretly, his camera kept clicking.

On the surface, there is no ambiguity in taking photos and videos of Ibrahimovic behind the scenes. This is what a trainer in the new era should do!

It was as if Touya could hear: Ding! Animal trader 111……

As soon as Touya opened his mouth, the big-toothed raccoons, who had a gentle temperament and a good conscience, seemed to have pressed the recovery button and went about their own business.

In the water, the timid big-toothed raccoon quietly prepared to go ashore. However, a paw came over with a strong wind!

Bang!

The timid big-toothed raccoon fell headlong into the water, while Ibrahimovic climbed onto the water polo as if nothing had happened and started training seriously.

Although she didn't understand the exact value of a bottle of essential oil ointment, she knew just by looking at the twitching corners of Touya's mouth:

A bottle of essential oil ointment can be regarded as a cut of flesh for both of them.

Deep down in her heart, Ibrahimovic, who is a little proud, will not allow her to rely on Touya for support!

She has to train hard and win some competition. Just looking at the series of zeros behind it will definitely be enough for her to take care of her big tail.

Water polo plum blossom stakes are much more difficult than running and jumping in the forest. Wind direction, water speed, etc. will all affect the water polo. It took Ibrahimovic three days to stand firm on the first water polo.

As for Touya, he finally received the express delivery from Lalulas, including luxurious balls filled with gold honey, black gold honey, and the most important friend balls.

Late at night, after a hard day's training, Eevee-chan was as tired as a pug that had fallen into the water. He pouted and lay lazily on the grass, chewing weeds and playing.

When she heard familiar footsteps, she looked up and it was indeed Touya.

"Ibrahimovic, after scoring this goal, we will be trainers on the same rope from now on. If you go to jail, I will have to follow you. If I give birth to a monkey, you will also have to raise it."

Touya said naughty words and silently placed the Friend Ball on the grass.

For the first time, he was really nervous.

Conquering the elves is just like getting a marriage certificate, isn't it?

"Boom..." Ibrahimovic glanced at his brown eyes, and his brown ears twitched twice before hanging down again.

She curled her lips, and like a little daughter-in-law who got on the bus first and paid for her ticket later, she casually patted the Friend Ball with her paw.

With a flash of red light, Ibrahimovic floated into the Friendly Ball. The Friendly Ball moved symbolically, and with a 'thud' sound, Touya picked up the Friendly Ball. His face was as steady as an old dog, and he was thinking in his heart: "Would you like to imitate Master Zhi and shout, "Yeah, I conquered Ibrahimovic? It's a bit shameful, but it will feel great."

Before Touya could move, there was a bang, and Eevee jumped out of the Friend Ball, leaping over his head in one step, rubbing his short hair with his paws, and said with great satisfaction, "Boom! Boom!"

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It feels like everything comes naturally.

Thanks for the reward: 100 thousand volt pika starts with 500 coins; quebaiquebaiquebaibai starts with coins.

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