Elf development game

The next day, Touya was a little confused when he woke up.

For some unknown reason, there was a pile of fruits of various colors and shapes placed next to the extinguished bonfire.

The green onion duck tied to a big tree was screaming badly, with a bruised nose and swollen face, half of its head was bald, and even its "V"-shaped eyebrows looked like they had been pinched by someone.

As soon as he saw Touya, Green Scallion Duck struggled to make a sound as if seeing a relative, "Gah! Go home! Ah! Go home!"

Its cry is like that of an orange cat waiting to be neutered, with its twists and turns, miserable and pitiful.

Mukeer on the treetop had gained weight in less than a night. He burped, buried his head in the feathers on his chest, curled up into a ball and continued to sleep.

Last night was really beautiful. Listening to the call of the green onion duck, it felt like listening to a little tune. It felt comfortable all over and slept more soundly.

Eevee squeezed her little head out of the black tent. She yawned, wiped her face with her big tail, and picked up the basin and toothbrush in a mature and sensible manner and went to the river to wash up.

"I don't have a meow who can speak human language, how can I help you get home?"

Touya thought for a while, wondering what value this big duck had besides eating it.

Brave Bird Attack? Eevee-chan is not a flying monkey, so he can't learn it.

It’s not even possible to imitate parrots. A flash of lightning? Can bird elves and land elves learn the flash of lightning in the same way?

After thinking carefully, Touya said, "You teach Ibubosha, and I will help you get home."

When Ibrahimovic by the river heard that it was related to her, she quickly pricked up her ears and said, "咘吚?"

"Quack, quack!" The green onion duck nodded fiercely. Now it just wants to go home and hug the green onions again.

Touya took out his barely functioning mobile phone and took a photo of the green onion duck.

While he was making a fire and cooking, he was looking for a signal to log in to the trainer forum and browse information to see if there was any inspiration for finding sperm.

"Please be more careful. The golden right foot of the Sinnoh national football team, Shavarang, returns to the world and reappears with the ball of resurrection!"

The Pokémon world also has a soccer league, and every four years the Pokémon Basketball World Cup is held in the Sinnoh region's Crown City.

Touya didn't have a good impression of the World Cup because he lost yuan in gambling. He was so distressed that he couldn't breathe and wanted to report it to the Football Basketball Association.

And who are you bullying by asking Kirbymon to be the goalkeeper? ? ?

He blocked the post willfully and browsed to the next one.

"The great hunter with a million-dollar reward, Hunter J!"

Touya was shocked by the hunter? That ruthless great hunter who sets fire to mountains and flies a spaceship with magical powers to petrify people? ? ?

He clicked in and took a look.

"Hunter J, male, in October 1314 in the alliance calendar, this hunter committed dozens of crimes in Binhai City, Sinnoh region, and was good at using the elf Alidos and the Dragon King Scorpion.

This person is now wanted in the area. For those who actively provide clues to capture Hunter J or directly deliver Hunter J to the Sinnoh police, the alliance will give a cash reward of million yen.

Report hotline 001; Contact person: Joy, Binhai City 1824652305. 35xs

Joey is married, and harassing phone calls are strictly prohibited. Violators will be detained in the Smelly Mud Prison for three days! "

Silently deleting the call, Touya held his chin and fell into deep thought.

How did Hunter J’s eldest sister become a boy? And looking at the picture, he looks like a big man picking his feet, which makes people unexcited.

Besides, what about Hunter J’s Tyrannosaurus?

He thought about it and searched for 'bamboo orchid' again.

A series of information popped up, and he clicked on the 'Elf Encyclopedia'.

"Zhulan, honorary member of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Sinnoh Alliance"

After closing the interface, Touya checked other information.

Although Sister Zhulan is still just the King of Heaven and the timeline does not match up, overall, there is no big problem.

"Miss Hunter J has been impersonated?"

He couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't think about it.

Binhai City is in the southeast of the Sinnoh region, thousands of miles away from me, so there is no need to care.

Besides, Hunter J’s sister is super fierce. He is a young trainer and can only watch from a distance but not play with her.

Touya logged into his account, uploaded a photo of green onion duck, and posted a message about semen hunting.

While waiting for a reply, he logged into the elf chat group to kill time.

As soon as he logged into the account named "I am a Lalu Lasi", more than a dozen messages were refreshed below, most of which were posted by the online name "Talking Meow".

Talking Meow "Meow, how can I make a female meow like me?"

I am a Lalu Lass "Lalu~ Have you ever heard of licking a meow? Licking to the end has everything Lalu."

My daughter with curly ears said, “That’s it, so awesome!”

Woman, oh, Elf Azuma "Curly Er, can you not be obsessed with La Lu La Si? God knows whether the person on the other side of the screen is a human or a ghost."

Man, hum, I'll marry an elf. "If you don't agree with anyone, I'll just accept Meow and La Lulas, the water group with the voice dubbing."

Talking Meow "Meow? Why are you licking meow, meow?"

I am a Lalu Lasi. "It doesn't matter if the female cat doesn't like you. You can choose to live and outlast other meows. Then you will win. If you survive until the end, you will always come out. If you don't dare to endure it, you still dare to Say you love it?"

My daughter with curly ears said "Wow⊙⊙! That makes sense!"

Punch a big needle bee "I'm convinced, I'm really obsessed with the girl."

You don’t understand the vicissitudes of obesity in “Miscellaneous Girl 1.”

Talking Meow "Is there any other way, Meow..."

I am a Lalu Lassie. "After a few years, you can let her daughter wait for you, or after a few decades, you can dig a hole and lie next to her, Lalu~"

Curly Ear My Daughter “It’s so touching!”

Punch a giant sting wasp "Are you two devils?"

Mini dragon asking for a hug "Devil 1."

……

I am a Lalulas "located in Pathé City, Pathé Forest. Do you know this green onion duck? It carries sharp teeth with it, and it knows how to attack bravely. It parrots words. It failed to bully Ibrahimovic, but was tortured and beaten to death. "

Talking Meow "It's fake, Meow! Ibrahimovic can't fly. How can he beat the Green Onion Duck like this? The Green Onion Duck is stupid, can't fly or run?"

Punch a giant sting wasp. "It's fake. Did you see the scar on the Scallion Duck's buttocks? I bet it's the giant sting bee's double needle skill. After identification, don't ask me how I know, and then ask about autism."

You don't understand the vicissitudes of fatness. "Look, the traces of the two consecutive kicks are very obvious. It should be Ibrahimovic. This Ibrahimovic is a bit fierce."

The mini dragon asks for a hug. "The green onion duck that knows brave birds and parrots? Was abused by Ibrahimovic? How is that possible??? Whose Ibrahimovic is so strong?!"

My daughter, Curly Er, "...that..."

Curly Ear My Daughter “…that scallion duck may be mine.”

I am a Lalulas "..."

After checking the position with "My daughter, Juan Juan Er", Touya felt a little embarrassed.

He put down his cell phone and saw Scallion Duck limping and instructing Ibrahimovic on his sand splashing skills.

After greeting Eevee, Touya decided to try his golden finger.

He got into his sleeping bag and muttered silently, "Start the game."

Immediately, small words appeared in front of his eyes.

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