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27. How to avoid accidental injuries

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This feels like returning to the situation when I first met Dazai Osamu. There was Odasaku in the middle, and Dazai Osamu and I were relatively speechless. Under the gaze of his eyes that were as thick as syrup, I felt all thorns in my body rising on guard.

The owner of the bar didn't say anything about a minor like me appearing in such a place. He just gave me a glass of juice with a calm face. I thanked him in a normal way, but Osamu Dazai stared at me and laughed out loud.

I really wanted to turn around and tell him that you are laughing your ass off, but when I thought of Odasaku’s words to persuade me, I had to take a sip of juice and swallow all the harsh words together with the sweet drink, Tiger With a straight face, she tried to sound calmer: "Why are you laughing?"

"It's nothing, I was just thinking that you are the first child among my subordinates who dares to lose temper with me."

Osamu Dazai said in a brisk tone. What he drank must not be a drink. The amber liquid soaked in ice cubes exuded a light aroma of wine. Osamu Dazai took a sip of the wine in the glass, and a smile slowly appeared in his eyes. meaning.

"Okay - just forgive me this time, Jingniao. As an apology, I will give you my most important thing, okay?"

I looked at Dazai Osamu, and then at Odasaku, who was sitting between the two of us. Odasaku seemed to be happy with the fact that Dazai Osamu apologized to me and gave me an apology gift, and he didn't realize at all that he might be the one who was going to be given to me by Dazai Osamu.

Fortunately, I made a decision secretly in my heart. If Dazai Osamu really gave Odasaku to me, I would give him a smile without any grudge on the spot.

As a result, Dazai Osamu rummaged through his pockets and handed the things he stuffed in his coat to me with a smile on his face.

My face that was about to smile at him froze, and I failed to show a smile. I just pulled the corners of my lips to make an awkward expression: ""Complete"...? Why are you giving me this?"

"Mr. Sen also gave you a copy before."

Dazai Osamu held up his chin and smiled at me.

"Later I flipped through it, and the notebook Mr. Sen gave you was just a notebook with the same cover, and it was completely blank. This time I will give you a real copy of "Complete."" He said with emotion: "This is a good book——"

You might as well give Odasaku to me!

Odasaku glanced sideways and asked doubtfully: "Aren't you going to read this book?"

"It's okay, it's okay. I was reading a book recently called "How to Avoid Accidental Injuries."

"That's it." Odasaku pondered for a moment and then asked, "Is that book good?"

"It's very--beautiful."

Dazai Osamu raised his left hand, and then I noticed that his arm that had been placed under the bar seemed to have a new injury. The bandage was tied from the fingertips to the elbow, covering his arm in layers. He smiled. explained: "Because it was so beautiful, I couldn't help but look at it while walking, and accidentally fell into the ditch."

I stared at Dazai Osamu's smiling face and couldn't think of what to say for a long time.

I don’t want anything “complete”, let alone a refreshing, clear and energetic suicide.

If possible, I just want to live well.

Osamu Dazai seemed to have not noticed my gloomy face, which was almost dripping with water, and forced his tattered book into my hand. The black-haired boy tilted his head slightly, his expression so sincere that it seemed so fake: "This is proof of our reconciliation, Jingniao, don't be angry anymore."

Before I could hold back the book and put it in Dazai Osamu's face, my impulse was interrupted by the sound of footsteps coming from behind. Osamu Dazai looked at the place where the footsteps came from and rolled his eyes. Odasaku and I, who had our backs to that direction, looked back at the same time and saw a black-haired young man wearing glasses walking down the stairs.

"It's so rare that you are all gathered here today, Odasaku-san, Dazai-kun. And..."

Wearing round-rimmed glasses, this young man is so elegant that there is no hint of mafia temperament. I remember him as an intelligence agent named Sakaguchi Ango. He is not only a very reliable person at work, but also a friend of Osamu Dazai. Although when I first met him, he didn't tell the difference between me and Dazai Osamu, but in short, Sakaguchi Ango's eyes swept across the other two people, and when he noticed me, I saw him He obviously hesitated for a moment before continuing: "...Little Dazai Osamu?"

God damn little Dazai Osamu.

I said seriously: "It's Uchiha Jingtiao, Mr. Ango."

"What, Anwu has seen the Jingniao already?"

"I've seen it. When I rescued you last time, this kid came to me to get information about a hostile organization." As a complainer, Sakaguchi Ango raised the round frame on the bridge of his nose, pinched his eyebrows slightly tiredly and complained again. Said: "...At first glance, I thought it was you, a monster who has finally cultivated to the point of rejuvenating his youth. I was shocked."

Hearing Sakaguchi Ango mention this topic, Dazai Osamu suddenly became interested. He turned to face Odasaku again, his eyes suddenly brightened: "Speaking of which, Odasaku has never seen Jingniao dressed up like me. ?”

"Ah..." Odasaku thought for a moment: "I have never seen Jingniao dressed as you. I have only seen him covered in blood."

"In what scene did we see this? The child dressed as Dazai-kun and the child covered in blood are not at the same level of horror."

"Hey...? It doesn't matter, Jingniao is quite powerful."

"That's not a question of whether it's powerful or not..."

Sakaguchi Ango covered his forehead in pain.

As the person who initiated this topic, Dazai Osamu took out another roll of bandages from nowhere as if by magic.

"Let me show it to you." Dazai Osamu said enthusiastically: "This is a similarity that has been certified by many people."

You stop me.

Anything is fine, the only thing I don’t want Odasaku to see is that I look like you.

"I don't want it! Why do I have to imitate you and cover one eye?" I tried my best to avoid Dazai Osamu's stretched out hand, trying to block his approach by placing the unsheathed dagger between the two of us. : "And you too, since your eyes are not injured, take off the bandage!"

This chapter is not finished yet, click on the next page to continue reading-->> "Hey--I think my appearance is quite handsome."

"Where is the handsomeness?"

Recalling what Mr. Chuuya once said, I retorted: "Isn't it just a suicide maniac who wastes bandages?"

"Damn it -" Dazai Osamu covered his face in an exaggerated manner and leaned back: "You kid was assigned to work for that guy Chuuya just a few days ago by Mr. Mori, but you actually followed him so quickly Mr. Slug has learned bad things.”

You can pull it down.

I'll put aside whether Mr. Chuuya has done something bad, but the system has said that I learned bad things from you.

"Frightened Bird."

Osamu Dazai called me again, and his smiling caramel-colored eyes could be seen from between his fingers: "Are you really not going to give it a try?"

"I do not want."

"Even if Odasaku wants to see it?"

"Even if Odasaku..."

My voice lowered, and I followed Dazai Osamu's face that was deliberately turned to the side. Odasaku and I happened to meet our eyes. The former had stopped his exaggerated movements and put down his hands covering his face, while the latter looked like he didn't quite understand the situation, and just showed me a gentle expression out of habit.

Dazai Osamu then coaxed him: "Are you really not going to give it a try? Odasaku hasn't seen it yet."

Originally, I should have refused Dazai Osamu's request outright. But looking at Odasaku's face, I changed my words without any stance.

"...Since you've begged me so much, it's not impossible to give it a try."

——Damn it, it’s all Dazai Osamu’s fault.

Osamu Dazai had prepared bandages early in the morning, and as soon as I finished speaking, he had already come up to me and wrapped the brand new roll of bandages around my face with ease. Bandages covered my eyes layer by layer, and within five minutes I transformed into a look similar to Osamu Dazai.

The lack of sense of distance caused by blocking half of my line of sight made me shake my head uncomfortably. After I was done, Osamu Dazai took me in his arms and pushed me in front of Mr. Odasaku and Ango as if to take credit: "Odasaku Do you think it looks like it?"

Odasaku said with emotion: "As far as the styling is concerned, even if I say they are brothers, some people will believe it."

My brother and Dazai Osamu are two completely opposite people. Compared to Dazai Osamu, a high-level cadre of a rebellious ninja organization, my brother Uchiha Shisui is a Konoha ninja with a well-established reputation.

My originally stern face slowly fell down, and it was as if Dazai Osamu couldn't see the word "mourning" written all over my expression. He laughed softly, and then said: "By the way, Ango" , do you have a camera in your backpack?"

"Eh? It's just for work..."

Sakaguchi Ango subconsciously opened the backpack he carried with him at Dazai Osamu. Just like his meticulous character, everything was neatly placed in the backpack. An umbrella wrapped in plastic sheet was placed on the bottom box. There is a small black camera placed in the corner next to the umbrella. Sakaguchi Ango glanced at the contents of the bag and explained casually: "I brought it specially for today's transaction. I didn't expect to use it at this time."

"It's really hard. Do you finish work at night?"

"Unlike some cadres who just avoid work, low-level employees like us work conscientiously until eight o'clock in the evening to avoid being fired."

Sakaguchi Ango pushed up his eyes on the bridge of his nose, and seemed to be complaining about Dazai Osamu's daily attitude of skipping work: "Whatever you want to take with the camera, I will take it for you."

"Let me think about it - let's take a group photo. It's rare for the three of us to get together here, and it's rare for Jingniao to dress up like me. It would be a pity not to leave some souvenirs."

I do think what will be left behind will be the dark history of my life.

In order to avoid that when I look back on my life, all I will be left with are the painful memories that Dazai Osamu brought me. I leaned forward and pulled Odasaku's sleeve: "Odasaku, Odasaku, I want to take a photo with you."

This easy-to-talk man agreed to my request without any hesitation.

An old-fashioned film camera captured several of us, and the two worlds that were supposed to have no intersection were carved into concrete images in the overlapping time and space at this moment. I think what Osamu Dazai said is not completely unreasonable. At least these few photos will be the only memories I can leave when passing through this world.

The author has something to say: 1 Good morning. Actually, it’s not that I just woke up, it’s that I forgot that I didn’t save the updates in my manuscript box.

2 The group photo was completed, and then came the c incident. After writing c, I had to change the world.

3 Jingniao still knows the camera 2333333

4 and I temporarily changed the outline yesterday. I temporarily changed it to one world and wrote it twice. I can return to Fumino's world in the future.

5. Preliminary decision to write a hunter in the next world.

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