[Comprehensive] Magical Uchiha spitting fire online

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Today, I still haven’t succeeded in breaking up the partnership with Akutagawa.

My plan to change my partner failed in the bud before it even started.

The reason for the failure was ultimately due to Dazai Osamu's abominable behavior of eating Chuuya-san from the bowl and occupying Odasaku from the pot. If he could not change his partner, he would not allow others to change their partners.

The most annoying thing is that early this morning, there were not enough manpower in the task of exterminating the black lizards. Mr. Guangzu called Akutagawa back who was supposed to go to the bottom with me to suffer.

Mr. Guangjin didn’t call me.

without! Call! I!

The old man, who was too refined to look like a mafioso, put out the cigarette in his hand and glanced at me from bottom to top. Mr. Guangjin said warmly: "This eradication is mainly based on intimidation and deterrence. Your methods are not as... impactful as Akutagawa-kun."

I know Mr. Guangjin meant to comfort, but no matter how I listened, I felt even more angry.

"I have decided that Mr. Guangjin, you will only be ranked fourth among the people I like from now on."

"...My honor?" Mr. Guangjin coughed dryly and said with a complicated expression: "Let me ask, Uchiha, who are the other people on your ranking list?"

"Gin ranks first. After all, who doesn't like a gentle and reserved young lady who can cook? If I have a sister, she will be just like Gin. Mr. Chuuya ranks second." With a serious look on my face, I pointed my finger at Guangjin. The gentlemen passed by one by one: "Originally Mr. Chuuya could have been ranked first, but Mr. Chuuya's beating was too painful, so I had to settle for second place. Also, originally, old man, you were ranked third, but because you just With this move, Odasaku was promoted one place, and now you are ranked fourth."

Mr. Guangjin: "Then what?"

Me: "Akutagawa ranks fifth. After all, he can't beat me. I can force myself to like him."

Mr. Guangjin: "...gone?"

I nodded: "No more."

Mr. Guangjin: "Then Dazai-sama..."

"Why do you think I would like Mr. Dazai who wants to trick me eight times a day?"

I glanced at Mr. Hiratsu with a rather strange look: "Ask yourself, do you like Mr. Dazai?"

Mr. Guangjin stopped talking.

Ah.

Fake adults.

The Black Lizard's mission didn't take me with him, and Mr. Chuuya had a job. There was no need to train today, so I had no choice but to grab my short sword and perform the duties of a low-level mafia member.

For example, go find Odasaku for lunch.

I'm still looking forward to a lunch that's not spicy and has someone to treat me to.

When I rushed to the place where I had made an appointment with Odasaku yesterday, it was around : noon. The young man who had finished his work earlier was already waiting there. He didn't take it easy just because I was a child. to fool me.

My eyes lit up, I thought of today's lunch and ran to him quickly.

"Odasaku, Odasaku, what shall we eat today——"

Before Odasaku could answer my question, a slightly shorter figure appeared behind him. As I rushed over with all my strength, he raised his hand and lightly poked my forehead with his cold fingertips.

"How about we go eat omelette rice, Scared Bird."

The black-haired boy who shouldn't be here originally answered with a smile and his eyes bent.

I was stunned for a moment.

I covered the poked forehead and raised my head to look over. Osamu Dazai, who could appear anywhere, but should never appear in this place at this time, was smiling at me. An expression of incredible shock slowly appeared on my face.

Odasaku thought for a while and kindly explained to me: "Dazai hasn't had lunch yet, let's go together."

Again.

Dazai Osamu's behavior of eating from the bowl, looking at the pot, and firmly occupying it, never letting others take a bite if he can't eat it, is really abominable.

Maybe it’s because the speed and amplitude of my expression’s change from anticipation to shock are too obvious. Dazai Osamu tilted his head and said innocently: "It seems that you don't welcome me very much, Jingniao, shouldn't I be here?"

Yes.

You shouldn't be here, you should be under the car.

To be precise, you're better off at the bottom of the wheel.

Looking at Dazai Osamu's innocent smiling face, I couldn't help but have all kinds of vicious thoughts in my mind. If I wasn't afraid of being tricked by him again, I might actually put such vicious actions into action and become a reality.

"...How could it be possible, Mr. Dazai?"

I reluctantly twitched the corners of my lips, failing to make any expression similar to a smile. Instead, I said wistfully: "After all, you are the boss. If you want to go, just go with us."

This chapter is not finished yet, click on the next page to continue reading -->> Then we, a group of three people with different looks, were completely unaware of Odasaku in the Shura field, and I was so tired that I couldn't lift my spirits and my mood seemed... Dazai Osamu, who was too happy, went to have lunch together.

The restaurant where we had lunch was a family restaurant designated by Osamu Dazai. It is said that the omelette rice here is very famous. However, no matter how famous the omelette rice was, it became boring when I looked at Dazai Osamu sitting directly opposite.

I scooped up a spoonful of omelette rice covered in tomato sauce and stuffed it into my mouth numbly. I thought it was a mechanical movement just to fill my stomach. I swallowed the supposedly super delicious rice without chewing a few bites. .

Seeing this, Dazai Osamu scooped up a spoonful of the rice in front of him with black pepper sauce that had a completely different taste from mine, and brought it to my mouth along with the scrambled eggs on top: "How about trying this."

Compared with normal days, I always feel that Osamu Dazai is in a particularly good mood today. However, when something goes wrong, there must be something evil, just like my brother who usually wants to protect me behind his wings like an old hen protecting its chicks. Suddenly he sent me out to do a long-term mission. As a result, I was left with nothing after I came back. Just like a suicide note, Osamu Dazai, who is so happy today, is definitely holding back his bad intentions and wants to trick me.

"...Thank you, but I don't like spicy food, not even black pepper."

I hesitated for a moment and did not open my mouth to eat the spoon Dazai Osamu handed me. Instead, he turned to Odasaku next to Dazai and said expectantly: "Hey Odasaku, can you give me a taste of yours?"

"Well, that's okay."

Oda stabbed a piece of beef cut into small pieces with his fork. Before bringing it to my mouth, he paused and asked, "But, you don't like spicy food, right? This is the same as Dazai's omurice." , all flavored with black pepper.”

"Yes." Mr. Dazai said from the side: "Oda's steak is spicier than my omurice."

I turned around with a tigerish face and bit down on the spoon before Osamu Dazai could pull it back. I moved so quickly that my teeth even made a light sound on the metal spoon.

"It's okay now... Well, it's so salty."

To prove that black pepper sauce is nothing to me, I had to take a bite of the omelette rice fed by Mr. Dazai. Odasaku helplessly put the beef into my mouth, and thoughtfully poured a glass of ice water with it.

After getting started, these two people suddenly seemed to be very interested in feeding me. I ate lunch by myself, and there were two people beside me who took turns feeding me. After one meal, I suspected that I had eaten enough for two and a half people. I was still burping softly until I left the store.

I will absolutely, absolutely never have lunch with Dazai Osamu again.

After eating, Odasaku had other work in the afternoon. He also had to patrol the shopping streets owned by the Port Mafia. As a high-ranking cadre of the Port Mafia, Dazai Osamu could not follow the two of us around at the bottom. We parted at the intersection.

When I returned to the area I was responsible for, Akutagawa, who had not been seen all morning after being called away to participate in the clearing campaign, had already returned to the distance.

As soon as I looked at him, I couldn't help but burp with the smell of omelette rice and steak set meal.

Akutagawa's expression was stern: "Uchiha Jingtiao, what are you doing?"

"I am going to have lunch."

"What about your job?"

What kind of work can a low-level mafia employee be assigned to? Apart from patrolling, I only need to be responsible for living a good life.

I didn't answer, so he glared at me, and his low voice sounded unhappy: "You haven't even finished your work, why are you going to have lunch?"

"I ate with Mr. Dazai. We had omelette rice." I thought for a while, thinking that he left me here in the morning and went back to Black Lizard to go on a mission without me. New and old hatreds came flooding in, and I felt a little bit. The unskilled person showed him a smile that was inherited from Dazai Osamu and deliberately made people angry: "It's not your fault."

"——Go to hell, Uchiha Jingtiao!"

Then I had another fight with Akutagawa.

It can’t be said that Mr. Mori sent us to the lower level to work together to get along well with each other. It can’t be said that it was a bad idea at all. At least in this aspect when we fought, Akutagawa and I had the most basic tacit understanding.

You can't damage the environment, you can't be discovered, and you can attack the opponent as much as you can under the premise that the scope of the attack is limited to the minimum.

This is an unwritten agreement between Akutagawa and I. We must not be discovered by our superiors and have fought again against orders.

Of course, compared to Rashomon, who is so powerful that if he doesn't take action, he will shake the world when he does it, the physical skills I have been trained by Mr. Chuuya for so long have almost all the advantages. Akutagawa Ryunosuke restrained himself in controlling the attack range, and his taijutsu, which was too weak to defeat the genin, posed no threat to me at all. Instead, I punched to the flesh and beat him very happily.

This chapter is not finished yet, click on the next page to continue reading -->> I happened to be too full from lunch, and I still had the opportunity to fight with Akutagawa to get some exercise to relieve my appetite.

Within ten minutes, Akutagawa was knocked to the ground by me. This time our control was also perfect. Except for the less obvious cracks on the corners of the walls and the ground, it was completely impossible to tell that this was a place where a battle had just taken place.

But Akutagawa who couldn't beat me was really pitiful, so I decided to rank him fourth among my favorite people from now on. I had no choice but to offend Mr. Guangjin and let him rank fifth. Anyway, the broad-minded old man won't mind.

I was overly full and had almost digested it, so I reached out and pulled up my fourth favorite person who was lying on the ground: "Okay, don't lose your temper. Get up. It's not a troublesome thing to go back covered in dust." Silver does laundry.”

Seeing that he didn't really want to talk to me, I took the initiative to go over and help Akutagawa dust off the hem of his black coat.

"I said, there's nothing to do today, why don't we go back?"

Akutagawa let me pat his clothes clean with a stinky face, without saying he agreed or disagreed. I was used to his extremely awkward temperament, so I didn’t need to wait for his consent, so I just dragged him back to the headquarters building with me.

From the headquarters building, Mr. Guangjin, who I had just demoted to fifth place, was driven out with people. After meeting the two of us, Mr. Guangzu was stunned for a moment: "Uchiha?"

"Hey, it's me."

"I had a job with you before, but my subordinates couldn't find you. Where did you go?"

"I--"

I originally wanted to answer truthfully that I went to have dinner with Odasaku.

But I suddenly remembered, is Dazai Osamu planning to trick me today?

So when the words came to my lips, I calmly changed my words and decided to take the first step and throw the blame on Mr. Dazai.

"Mr. Dazai asked me to eat omelette rice."

Mr. Guangjin: “???”

The author has something to say: 1 update, the next update will be updated every other day. I entered v before, and I kept writing all night long from the th to the th, with a total of more than updates. I want to take a day off tomorrow.

2 Someone said before that my article had no main plot, but I decided not to refute it. Because the main plot is the life of ordinary Uchiha Jingtiao, and ordinary times are the daily life of Uchiha Jingtiao. Isn't the thirteen-year-old frightened boy cute?

3 Dazai was wronged. Dazai really didn’t want to trick Jingniao today. I just felt that Odasaku and Jingniao were getting together. He thought it was funny and wanted to get involved. 233333 However, Jingniao took the blame first and took the blame.

4 Congratulations to Akutagawa for being promoted to the fourth spot in Jingniao's favorites!

5 As I was writing, I thought, ah, Frightened Bird is so cute... the childish boy Uchiha is so cute.

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