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I don’t know why, but this summer is extremely hot. Even in the Canyon of Kings, I feel like I am doomed. There is an unbearable feeling of heat all over my body.

But fortunately, Xiao Yan is not an ordinary person, he can bear it.

Others can be like Panshi, they can't be moved by the enemy, but of course there is no enemy for Xiao Yan here, so he can just stay still.

After all, his many avatars can eat ice cream at will in other different worlds, and even do whatever they want.

And the avatar here is honestly very good.

Thinking about it this way, time passed very quickly, and it was two years in a blink of an eye.

“Why are you fishing here again?”

Suddenly a beautiful woman ran in front of Xiao Yan, she was so cute, her skin was of course white and tender, very perfect.

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "If the fish don't come, of course I can't catch it. Why do you want to come?"

Xi Shi sat next to Xiao Yan and smiled: "Because it's boring."

Xiao Yan looked at her and said nothing, then she blushed in embarrassment and said, "I actually want to ask you, do you sell air conditioners?"

Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing. "Why are you so cute?"

Xi Shi said a little angrily: "I'm not joking, I'm serious about everything I said."

Xiao Yan smiled and said, "What I said is true. You shouldn't come to me and ask this."

Xi Shi said playfully: "I shouldn't, I really shouldn't, but I'm so hot. I want to find those sisters, but they all went to travel to another world with your clones. What can I do?"

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Who told you that I have air conditioning?"

Xi Shi blushed and said, "Don't worry about it."

Xiao Yan said: "I thought that all the beauties in the Canyon of Kings had been cheated by me, but I didn't expect you, a fish that slipped through the net."

Xi Shi said unhappily: "Your adjective really makes people feel that you are not respected."

Xiao Yan said: "Okay, I can sell you an air conditioner, but it's very expensive."

Xi Shi said: "I have money."

Xiao Yan smiled and said, "I won't take advantage of you either, so I'll sell it to you at a cheap price, 30 units."

Xi Shi immediately opened her eyes and said angrily: "You are robbing money, how can it be so expensive?"

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "I want to bring it from another world. Doesn't the shipping fee cost me? Moreover, even if I give it to you, will you install it?"

"I"

Xi Shi's face turned red with frustration and said, "I don't have that much money, can I buy something cheap?"

Xiao Yan changed at will, and a floor fan appeared. Xiao Yan smiled kindly: "Then I'll sell this to you. It's cheap, only 3 yuan."

"3"

The sound of the fan was quite loud. It messed up Xishi's hair and the sound also changed. She arranged her hair and clothes, and then said helplessly: "I can't afford this fan. Is there any cheaper one?" A little bit”

Xiao Yan couldn't help but laugh and said: "Then how much budget do you have?"

"I"

Xi Shi blushed and said coyly: "I usually spend a lot of money, so I don't have much savings."

Xiao Yan said: "Be more specific."

Xi Shi suddenly didn't dare to see Xiao Yan. She said, "I only have more than 3 yuan."

Hahaha.

Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing at first, then looked at Xi Shi and said, "Three thousand yuan is actually not too small. You can buy a big piece of equipment in the Canyon of Kings."

Xi Shi blushed, she looked at Xiao Yan expectantly.

After thinking about it, Xiao Yan took out a small fan the size of a palm.

"Oh, for the sake of your beauty, this little fan should be sold to you at a cheap price."

""

Xi Shi fainted immediately. Looking at the small fan in her hand, she didn't know what to say.

Turn on the small fan, although it can also blow wind, but this wind can't dispel all the heat at all.

"Xiao Yan, me"

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Why do you regret it? Then give me the small fan and I will return your three thousand yuan."

Xi Shi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then said: "I, can I buy an air conditioner in installments."

"What you said, you must be pitiful about my wife."

When Xi Shi heard this, she was unwilling. "How pitiful am I? It's not like I won't give you money. In installments, can't you still earn interest?"

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "It is true to say so, but if you install it in installments, your 3 yuan may not be enough."

As he said that, Xiao Yan gave Xi Shi an idea.

After hearing this, Xi Shi was immediately surprised and said: "What, you want to live in my house?"

Xiao Yan immediately smiled like an old man: "If you don't want to, then forget it."

Xi Shi didn't expect Xiao Yan to be like this. She clearly saw that he was very kind to the other beauties in the Canyon of Kings, so why did she immediately become different when he came to her.

Forget it, this is fine, well, it’s all up to you.

Then Xi Shi led Xiao Yan, the big bad wolf, into her home. It can be seen that Xiao Yan, the big bad wolf, moved very quickly, and started to help Xi Shi install the air conditioner.

After installing it, I didn’t forget to say something. "Your family is quite poor."

Thousands of arrows pierce the heart.

Xi Shi no longer wanted to pay attention to the man, but after waiting for a while, she was sweating profusely, but there was still no cool breeze blowing over her. She just asked: "Shouldn't this be a cool breeze?"

Xiao Yan said with a smile, "You can still blow hot air in winter."

Xi Shi immediately said: "Then why is there no wind now?"

Xiao Yan said straightforwardly: "Because there is no electricity."

"Electricity"

Xi Shi wondered: "Does air conditioning still need electricity?"

Xiao Yan suppressed a smile and said, "Then, why don't we use love to generate electricity together."

This word love obviously has a little taste, even if Xi Shi doesn't need to guess too much, she can feel it.

So she blushed immediately and said, "Please be serious."

She immediately raised the small palm-sized fan in her hand and said: "Since you said you need to use electricity, then this one doesn't need to use electricity."

Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing again and said: "I'm afraid you are stupid, there is a battery inside."

"What does battery mean?" Xi Shi immediately said dissatisfied: "You are so stupid. I don't understand. If I say something that you don't understand, will you understand?"

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Okay then, let's talk about something you can understand. I am omnipotent, and I can also help you create a power plant, but the price is a little more expensive."

“How expensive”

Xi Shi asked curiously.

Xiao Yan said: "Very expensive, cheaper ones, about 30 billion yuan, more expensive ones, 300 billion yuan, or 3000 billion yuan."

Xiao Yan was talking about a power plant, not a diesel generator.

""

Xi Shi stopped talking immediately.

Time passed quickly for a long time, and then she said with a decadent look: "Forget it, I can't afford to blow this air conditioner, so I won't blow it."

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Don't be so desperate, you can continue to install installments."

"I"

If Xi Shi hadn't considered that she was a lady, she wouldn't be able to bear the swearing at this moment.

"Are you kidding? 30 billion, how long will I pay in installments?"

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Actually, if you think about it this way, if you spread it over 30 billion years, wouldn't you only need to exchange 1 yuan a year?"

"what"

Xi Shi seemed to be opened to a new world immediately, and then he looked at Xiao Yan in front of him with all his attention and said: "So can it be divided in installments like this?"

Xiao Yan suppressed a smile and said, "It's not allowed in other places, but it's okay on my side."

Xi Shi said: "Are you so good?"

Xiao Yan replied: "Have I ever been bad to you?"

Xi Shi blushed and said: "But 30 billion years, will this be too long? I'm afraid I won't survive that time."

Xiao Yan said: "It doesn't matter, you can pay it back in your next life and it will be the same."

""

Shih Tzu didn't speak again.

Xiao Yan said: "Come on, let's write a contract, as long as you sign it, you will be able to enjoy a cool air conditioner in the hot summer."

Xi Shi held a pen in her hand, but her heart was trembling. She looked up at Xiao Yan for a long time, and then said: "I always feel that you are lying to me."

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "I can lie to you about anything, even your body. Do you think your body is worth 30 billion?"

Xi Shi lowered her head and rubbed her fingers to think for a while, it seems that this is indeed the case, then she looked at Xiao Yan and said: "Since you have agreed to divide it into 30 billion years, then I want the best 3000 billion power station. "

Xiao Yan touched his chin. "It's not impossible."

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "That's right, I may have sat for a long time, and my shoulders are a little sore."

3000 billion, even in installments.

Xi Shi didn't expect this man to be able to agree so happily. She was stunned for a while, and then saw that he seemed to be implying something, and immediately ran over and smiled smartly: "Well, I'm very good at rubbing my shoulders and back. I'll do it." help you."

Xiao Yan smiled and said, "That's fine."

Xi Shi's delicate little hands kneaded Xiao Yan's shoulder back and forth, that comfortable feeling.Comfortable.

Xiao Yan then smiled and said, "My throat is a little dry too."

"Okay, I'll do it right away."

After Xishi said that, she immediately went to help Xiao Yan pour water, and by the way, she brought the good tea she treasured to brew for Xiao Yan.

Xiao Yan tasted it and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad. Since you are so good, I will give you a contract."

Xi Shi looked at it seriously, 3000 billion, 300 billion years in installments, 10 yuan a year.

She looked up at the air conditioner that had been installed, feeling a little tired, it was too slow, and she had to pay so much for a breath of cold air.

After signing happily.

Xiao Yan didn't hesitate, he just snapped his fingers, and immediately a huge power station appeared out of thin air. People looked very small in front of such a large power station.

Then Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Not bad."

Xi Shi looked at everything in front of her and said in shock: "This is too spectacular."

Xiao Yan said: "It's all trivial."

As he spoke, he switched on the electricity, and then, using the remote control, turned on the air conditioner for Xi Shi.

Immediately, the icy cold wind blew out.

So cool.

At this moment, Xi Shi was so moved that she wanted to cry, she paid too much for such a cool breeze.

"How about it, it's not bad."

Xiao Yan asked with a smile.

Xi Shi said: "Yeah, I just have some emotions in my heart."

Xiao Yan asked with a smile: "What are you feeling?"

Xi Shi looked at Xiao Yan and said: "It is obviously such a difficult thing for me, but it is so simple in your hands."

Xiao Yan smiled and said, "What's the matter, it's very simple."

Xiao Yan also said: "You should think about it, if you weren't a beautiful woman, I wouldn't bother you so much."

Xi Shi blushed. She was not stupid. She knew that Xiao Yan had other motives for doing this.

However, she didn't tell the truth.

"Ah, it's still comfortable with the air conditioner blowing on."

As Xiao Yan said that, he lay down on Xi Shi's bed.

There is no doubt that Xi Shi blushed immediately.

"How come you don't know whether men and women are intimate or not?"

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Why am I not allowed to lie down for a while after I have done so much? Then forget it, I will take away the power plant."

"Ah don't"

Xi Shi blushed and said helplessly: "You are too bad."

Hahaha, when Xiao Yan laughed, the outside was immediately surrounded by male heroes.

King Jiji asked: "What is this? Why haven't I seen it before?"

Cheng Yaojin said: "I don't know, but it feels quite powerful."

"This thing is not far from Xishi's house, and there are wires here that lead directly to her house."

Di Renjie said: "If I'm not wrong, it's probably some girl-picking sage who is eyeing Xi Shi, who is one of the few beauties in the Canyon of Kings."

Sure enough, when Xi Shi came out, everyone saw the familiar face Xi Shi.

We are all familiar old neighbors.

Xi Shi didn't hide it either. She paid 3000 billion to buy this power plant, and then spent another 3 to buy an air conditioner. In her home, it is very cool now.

King Jiji immediately said: "What is the air conditioner?"

Cheng Yaojin said: "It seems that Wu Zetian who came back said before that it seems to be something that can blow a cool breeze."

"We used to have Wang Zhaojun in the Canyon of Kings, and we could use her ultimate move to cool down in the summer. Now that Wang Zhaojun is gone, it's too hot."

"By the way, Great Sage Xiao Yan, look, can we also install your air conditioner."

"Look, if I undergo sex reassignment surgery now, is it still too late to become a beautiful woman?"

Xiao Yan said with a smile: "This power plant is now owned by Xi Shi. Of course, it is a bit wasteful for her family to use it. Every family of you can install it. Let's see what she means."

Shih Tzu was very smart and immediately started to do business. "This power plant is too expensive, so we can sign a contract and we will pay it back together."

I heard that 3000 billion yuan can be divided into installments of 300 billion years. Everyone also felt that it was quite new, so they agreed.

I also spent money to buy an air conditioner.

Xiao Yan is supernatural, and the poles and wires are all installed automatically.

The homes of King Jiji and King Lanling soon used air conditioners.

"Sure enough, it's so advanced, this cool old grandson likes it."

Xi Shi started to do business and said, "Come, come, please pay the electricity bill first."

All the heroes in Canyon of Kings are equipped with air conditioners. Even if you don’t have money, there is no problem. You can install them in installments.

Everyone who has money still pays.

Xi Shi became an oligarch in the power plant and suddenly became the richest man in the Canyon of Kings, making a lot of money.

Xiao Yan smiled and said, "You have become a little rich woman now."

Xi Shi looked at Xiao Yan and was not happy for long, but said helplessly: "But, I still owe you so much."