The elf appears in the world

Suddenly seeing a greedy fat man next to him, Hao Ren thought for a while, pulled the little guy into his arms, and then looked at the little guy, seeing the little guy blushing, obviously very shy .

"Little guy, let's give this dish to Fatty. Look at his dejected look. My little guy definitely doesn't like to see others look sad. Wait until next time you cook it for me."

Hearing Hao Ren's words, the little guy's original shyness disappeared, and he was obviously a little depressed. Then he looked at the fat man sitting beside him. As a mood elf, the little guy could indeed feel that the fat man was a little depressed.

The kind-hearted little guy had no choice but to nod sullenly, and then used superpowers to move the dish to the fat man a little bit.

"Um, it's a little bad." Although the fat man really likes to eat it, he can tell that this is a dish specially made by Hao Ren's Lalulas for Hao Ren, and it contains a part of Lalulas's food. heartfelt.

"It's okay, the little guy will always be by my side anyway, and I will have time to cook for me in the future, right, little guy?" Hao Ren rubbed the little guy's hair, the little guy listened to Hao Ren's words, and felt Hao Ren Touching her, I was so happy, I nodded repeatedly, and the original unhappy look was gone.

Seeing that Lalulas nodded, the fat man didn't have any psychological pressure. He picked it up and ate it directly, "Thanks, Hao Ren, as expected of me...brother."

As a result, as soon as he took the first bite, the fat man's voice slowly dropped.

"What's the matter?" Seeing the fat man like this, Hao Ren couldn't help swallowing. After all, he knew exactly what this dish was.Even the little guy seemed to sense something was wrong, and looked at the fat man suspiciously.

"Haha, it's okay, it's okay, it's just too delicious!" The fat man swallowed the food in his mouth with an ugly expression, then quickly took a sip of water, and slowly stood up "However, I think it's so delicious It’s better to feed Hao Ren the food, hahahaha, then I’ll take my leave first!”

After finishing speaking, he wanted to leave, but was pulled down by Hao Ren, "Fatty, you can't do nothing!" Hao Ren glanced at the innocent little guy sitting there, and lowered his voice to prevent the little guy Guy hears.

"Okay, you boy, I treat you like a brother, and you actually hurt me! Return my affection, bastard!" At this time, the fat man also knew why Hao Ren gave up the dish to himself, and lowered his voice. The voice said through gritted teeth.

He was thinking that something was wrong, and Hao Ren shouldn't have given up the dish to himself with Hao Ren and that Lalulas' grumpy looks. He didn't expect the reason to be like this!

"Rescue me this time, I'll help you formulate an elf cultivation plan." Feeling that the fat man was about to leave, Hao Ren immediately increased his strength.

"What nonsense, I'll go find a trainer." Fatty looked disgusted. In high school, Hao Ren could indeed make some calculations, but now it's a university. If you don't go to train, it's the seniors and teachers of the college. Why should you ask him?

"I'm the breeder! Look, I just passed it yesterday!" As he said that, Hao Ren took out an ID card from his pocket. The fat man's eyes straightened and he stood up, and the fat on his body suddenly disappeared. They trembled and struck each other, making duang sounds.

"Holy shit, Hao Ren, you actually passed the trainer exam! 6666666!" The fat man was really surprised at this moment. You must know that although the fat man has never participated in the trainer assessment, he also knows that there are so many people every year. As a result, only a few people can pass the assessment.

"Hmph, of course, how about you don't even look at who I am?" He gestured to the dish on the side with his eyes.

The fat man knew what Hao Ren meant immediately and was stunned. On one side was the trainer's specialized guidance, and on the other was a strong desire to win. Which one should he choose?

The fat man fell into deep thought, and at this moment, Hao Ren's Lalulas screamed and kept pissing.

Let the two turn around and look, and they saw that the little guy was covering his throat with an uncomfortable expression, and a spoon was mixed with vegetables and fell to the ground. try it.

"Fuck, fat man, Shuishuishui! Hurry up and take out the antidote from my bag on the sofa!" Seeing the little guy's appearance, Hao Ren immediately panicked.

"Oh, yes, here's the water!" The fat man quickly picked up the cup on the table and handed it to Hao Ren, then flipped through Hao Ren's bag, only to be stunned when he flipped halfway through.

Antidote? Isn’t this dish just unpalatable? What antidote do you want? Is it possible?

The fat man twisted his neck stiffly, looked at Hao Ren, and said in a trembling voice, "Hao...Hao Ren, is this dish poisonous?"

"..." After hearing the fat man's words, Hao Ren fell silent for a moment, only patting the little guy's back with his hand. When the fat man was about to cry, he suddenly laughed, "I'm scaring you, it's not poisonous!"

"Syphilis?" The fat man peed in fright.He got this disease at such a young age?Is this worth it?

Even if there are elves in the current society, syphilis and cancer can be cured, but what should I say when I get to the hospital?The doctor asked him how he got syphilis, how did he answer?This is too embarrassing!I can't explain it at all.

Looking at the culprit who was smiling, he rushed towards Hao Ren with a yell, "You bastard, I will fight with you! I just hit you today, and you got syphilis too!"

"Damn it, it's not syphilis, it's not poisonous! Don't take off my pants! What the hell are you doing taking off your pants?"

"Isn't it syphilis! No, I have to fuck you today!"

"It's not poisonous!"

He took half of Hao Ren's trousers off. Hearing Hao Ren's words, the fat man stopped and looked at Hao Ren suspiciously, "Really?"

"That's still fake? It's just that this dish will help you lose weight, and the little guy doesn't need to lose weight. I wonder if this can be solved with an antidote."

"Oh." Hearing Hao Ren's words, the fat man got up from Hao Ren's body, with a disgusted expression on his face, "If I hadn't said it earlier, it would be over? If I have to take off your pants, I'm leaving!"

"Get out of here!" Hao Ren lifted up his pants and comforted the disappointed little guy. Now the little guy was sitting there with his hands on his knees, feeling disappointed because his food was unpalatable.

"Little guy? Don't be sad."

After the little guy heard it, he turned awkwardly in a circle and pointed the back of his head at Hao Ren.

She felt that her trainer was bullying, and the food was unpalatable, and she didn't tell her, which made her ashamed in front of outsiders. Now she decided to ignore her trainer for an hour!Ignore it!

"Hey, little guy, look, what is this? You like the energy cube of perfect quality the most." At this moment, Hao Ren took out an energy cube with no impurities and put it in front of the little guy.

The little guy's little face couldn't help but tilt forward, and then the little guy quickly realized it and straightened it again.

No, no, Larulas won't accept temptation. Come on, Lalulas, you won't be tempted this time!

The little guy cheered himself up secretly in his heart, but his eyes kept looking at the energy cube, and then the little guy heard his trainer speak.

"Oh, the little guy is ignoring me, hey, I still expect the little guy to let her cook for me after he has practiced his cooking skills! It seems that I can only find someone else to cook for me in the future, oops, It's so hard."

Let someone else do it?The little guy immediately became alert, no way, how can someone else do it?This job is mine!Really bullying elves!

Immediately stood up, and waved his small hands to protest at Hao Ren.

"Okay, okay, you will help me do it in the future, so don't be angry, it's okay, the first time you can't do it normally, at least you do it better than others!" Hao Ren patted the little guy's little head.

The little guy ran away quickly, then grabbed the energy cube from Hao Ren's other hand, floated towards the elf ball, turned around, stuck out his tongue to Hao Ren, and entered the elf ball.