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Chapter 161
I glanced left and right and saw several commercial vehicles with SHIELD logos rushing towards me from a distance, and my heart suddenly stabilized.
They were indeed prepared.
The greasy-headed mage who was still lying on the ground after being kicked said: "It's time to get up. Doesn't it feel good to lie on the ground?"
"Cough cough~"
The big oily man coughed twice, stood up and patted the stains on his body.
Smelling the stench that was beginning to waft in the air, he reached out and took out a small glass from his pocket. His eyes looked a bit like Fengyoujing, and he rubbed a few drops of the medicine on his philtrum and temples.
Is it really Fengyoujing?
"Boss, would you like some more?"
Since it was handed over, Zhang Lin did not refuse, skillfully unscrewing the cap and pouring a few drops into his palm.
He rubbed the tip of his nose and temples with both hands, and patted the back of his neck with a few drops. He didn't notice the oily man's expression as if his parents had died.
He took back the medicine bottle with a grimace, his hands shaking slightly when he put it back into his pocket.
"Oilhead, this thing of yours is not good. Is it expired? I rub it so much that I don't feel anything at all."
Seeing that he seemed a little reluctant to let go, he went up and patted his shoulder: "Don't worry, after this matter is finished, I will ask Maya to buy you a few boxes of genuine Fengyou essence, it will definitely be enough!"
"Old...boss, I am not that Fengyoujing!"
"no?"
I twitched my nose, but it seemed that I really didn't smell anything.
By the way, even the stink in the air is gone, and the smell of hairspray on your oily head is gone?
"This is a magic potion extract, one drop is worth one tael."
Zhang Lin's eyes widened: "I'll wipe it. Is it so expensive?"
One or two 50 grams. The price of gold has fluctuated a lot recently. The average value is around two or three hundred. I just used half a bottle, which is...
Forget it, forget it, I don’t want to spend the money anyway.
He comforted himself in a low voice, but took a few strong sniffs at the heart of his hand. The potion just now was basically absorbed by these hands.
I have used more than half of the nearly yuan worth of potions. I am really a wealthy person.
As the two of them were arguing like this, SHIELD's reinforcement vehicles also stopped around them.
A large number of agents got off the car, but as soon as they got off the car, they were overwhelmed by the stench in the air, and they all lay beside the car and vomited.
The sun was shining directly into the sky at this time, and the stinky sewage that had spread all over the ground was rapidly evaporating under the high temperature.
The billowing stench spreads in the air. Although it cannot ban birds and beasts, it is definitely fragrant.
Zhang Lin and the big oily man just stood in front of the SHIELD agents, but these agents didn't expect it to be so smelly. Each of them turned blue with tears in their faces and started retching.
They are still here to negotiate information, but in this situation, it is difficult to find anyone who can speak normally.
"Is it really that smelly?"
After taking a few deep breaths, I realized that the extract of the magic potion was cow. I didn't smell any bad smell, but had a faint aroma of green grass.
Just as he was thinking about leaving, a bald agent who couldn't stop vomiting handed him a headset.
Just when he was about to say something, the ugly-looking agent held onto the side of the car and vomited again.
Slightly surprised, Zhang Lin quickly moved away from the vomit-stricken area, put on his headphones, and heard a familiar voice coming from inside.
"you win."
Raising his eyebrows slightly, Zhang Lin pretended to be confused: "What?"
Nick Fury took a deep breath and shouted in a deep voice: "I shouldn't have used that guy to test you. He has run away now."
"Huh?" Zhang Lin pretended to be surprised: "Did you let that monster escape on purpose?"
"It's not intentional, it's..."
Before Nick could finish his words, he felt that the topic was being dominated by the other party, and the conversation changed and was pulled in another direction.
"You are our scientific and technological advisor. Now, as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I am issuing orders to assist the agents present and track down the escaped infected!"
"Sorry." Looking at the agents who were tortured by the stench in front of him, Zhang Lin showed a strange smile and said, "I only have two people here, and they are both cumin-clad. Your task is too difficult."
After saying that, he directly found the earphones, threw them on the ground and stepped on them.
Snapped!
The signal was interrupted, and Nick's expression became a little unpleasant.
He waved and called the greasy-headed wizard over: "You came here in a hurry and haven't eaten yet. I'll treat you to a big meal today."
"what?"
The greasy-headed wizard was full of surprise. Before he could reply, two translucent heads emerged from the loose cuffs of his white coat.
"Wow, there is food to eat!"
"Come on, we can't eat."
Oh, this guy brought out his two ghost apprentices. They didn't appear before, so he didn't even notice.
The oily man reached out and pushed the two apprentices back, and cursed in a low voice: "No matter how big or small, it's none of your business if the boss invites me to dinner."
Then he sneered at Zhang Lin: "Boss, what should we eat?"
Zhang Lin shrugged, and the leader turned away, leaving behind a group of miserable agents who were in tears.
"Wait... wait!" The wet short agent got up from the ground. Just as he was about to do something, the horrible stench made his stomach churn again: "vomit~"
Zhang Lin, who had already walked away, dug his ears: "Did someone call us just now?"
"No." The greasy-headed wizard said solemnly: "We are the only two here, how could anyone yell?"
"sensible."
Zhang Lin was very satisfied with his answer and looked around to make sure that the surrounding area was out of the surveillance range.
Put a hand on his shoulder. 'boom! ’
A faint blue smoke was left on the spot, and the two disappeared on the country road.
When he appeared again, he was already in the back alley of the dumpling shop. He went in directly through the back door and saw several workers sitting in the back kitchen making dumplings.
Last time he invited them to have hot pot in the kitchen, and his face was relatively familiar, so he recognized him immediately.
"Hey, brother, do you want to eat?"
"Three plates of steamed dumplings, three portions of boiled dumplings, and one portion of all the hard dishes you can make, just at table 3!"
"Got it!"
I placed my order directly in the back kitchen, came out from the back with a big fat head, said hello to the boss and sat down.
Originally, according to the rules, outsiders were not allowed to enter the kitchen.
But who told him to eat so much in the first place? One meal was enough for half a day's turnover. The boss didn't say anything more, but instead brought the steamed dumplings on a plate with a smile.
The big oil guy came from Eagle Country, and they say that the people there are very gentlemanly and the food is exquisite and gorgeous.
It's a pity that this oily wizard was chased hard by the old-school wizards back then. He likes pragmatism and needs to be able to control everything he needs.
Looking at Zhan Die, who was no bigger than a palm in front of him, his face was complicated.
"Boss, if you don't have money, I'll pay for it. Such a small amount of food isn't enough."
"Do I look poor?"
"Well, the hanging silk aura is overwhelming."
"what?"
Zhang Lin's head was full of black lines, and they were all nothing.
The greasy-headed wizard snickered: "I learned it online. As wizards, we have to keep pace with the times."
Okay, I almost forgot that although this guy is a wizard, he is also an enterprising wizard.
It had been a long time since I heard anyone say these words to Zhang Lin, so I just couldn't react for a while.
Soon after, steamed dumplings and dumplings were served one after another. The boss realized that Youtou was a crooked nut, so he specially prepared a spoon and fork.
Before Zhang Lin could move, this guy took out two chopsticks from the table with lightning speed and stuffed them into his mouth without even touching the sauce.
The dumplings that had just come out of the pot were very hot. This guy screamed because he was so hot, but he just refused to spit them out.
"what?"
Zhang Lin's head was full of black questions: "Can you still use chopsticks?"
While he was asking questions, the guy stuffed two more dumplings into his mouth. It felt like a weasel that hadn't seen meat for several years was still a thief.
With something stuffed in his mouth, he spoke intermittently: "Uh, I didn't say...uh, I won't."
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