Naruto Demon Thor

Konoha banquet living room.

Sitting on the main seat were the Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi and Raizo, the general of the Land of Thunder.

Under the two people, important officials from all parties were kneeling.

On the Konoha side are the main members of the village, including the elders, the Senju clan, the Uchiha clan, the Hyuga clan, and the heads of other large and small families, more than twenty people in total.

Kumogakure's side is divided into the steward of the Shogun's office who is responsible for Raizo's affairs, Ang, who leads the ninja team of Kumogakure, and Kakuzu, who has recently joined the "Shogun's Guards".

To be honest, if it weren't for being a noble and being able to recruit rebellious nin, Kakuzu would never be able to enter Konoha with his reputation.

After all, it is a taboo in the ninja world to accept traitorous ninjas from other countries.

Although it was a little funny, as the host and a civilian official, the Third Hokage had to toast Raizo.

Even though the third generation Sarutobi Hiruzen began to stay away from war after the death of the second generation, he still couldn't get rid of his hatred when facing Raizo who was several years younger than him!

It was this kid who killed most of the Konoha ninjas with a thunderbolt ninjutsu, and then sent people to intercept and kill the wounded. Even he, the Hokage, was almost killed by the full-blooded cloud ninjas who rushed towards him!

Not to mention anything else, the scars on my body haven’t even healed yet, and I still have to toast this guy!

But who is the third generation?

That was a Wolf Killer who was willing to sacrifice his subordinates in order to avoid causing a war. If nothing else, White Fang had been the ANBU minister for so long and was scolded by the villagers for a task. As the Hokage, wouldn't this guy know? !What nonsense!

Therefore, not only did Sarutobi Hiruzen not have the stern face like Danzo, he didn't even have the stern face like those in the Elder Council.

You can’t go wrong with that smile!

You have to admire this!

Sarutobi Hiruzen picked up the wine bowl and said, "Peace to the ninja world."

Lei Zang was stunned for a moment and subconsciously picked up the wine bowl.net

The third generation worked hard to the end, then gestured to Raizo with an empty bowl.

Raizo "..."

After a few seconds, Ang realized something was wrong and quickly went up to Lei Zang and whispered in Lei Zang's ear, "Drink it quickly! What are you thinking about!"

What went wrong now!What do you want to do if you don't even drink a glass of wine? !

As for Raizo, doesn’t he want to give face to the third generation...

No, okay.

Can anyone tell him if he was allergic to alcohol in his previous life, can he drink alcohol after traveling through time? !

Although he was a little nervous, he thought that this was the first meal he would attend an important occasion on behalf of the Kingdom of Thunder!

Fight!Anyway, that’s all if you can’t drink it to death!

Raizo drank it all in one gulp.

Suddenly his eyes became distracted!

Then the banquet officially started, and the people below also started to communicate with each other.

Except for Danzo's angrily refusal to participate, several major families are still very aware of current affairs. After all, the village has only been established for about ten years, and everyone has their own personal plans.

The atmosphere became even more heated especially after Raizo's steward brought out a specialty of Kumogakure Village - the telephone bug.

This is a good thing!

At that moment, Danzo couldn't sit still anymore. He said that he would buy a dozen of his own roots, maybe they could multiply quickly.

Just when Danzo and Ang were arguing about the price, a coquettish voice suddenly appeared between the two.

"You annoying old goblin~"

"You damn prude~"

Lei Zang was divided into two corners, and he used teleportation to appear behind Ang and Danzo, and he manipulated his throat in a weird way.

Suddenly Danzo's face turned green, "Thunder of Cloud and Mist is indeed well-deserved, hum. Net."

As a result, before Ang could speak, the strange voice sounded behind Ang.

"You are an old guy with a penis the size of a grain of rice. During the war, we were so scared by our great Raizo-sama that you almost retreated back to Konoha, hum." You are the only one who can hum ╭(╯╰)╮

The trouble was over here, and before the two of them could get angry, Raizo dodged and rushed to the Uchiha clan leader, Uchiha Fukiki, and poked the other person's arm with a mean look.

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"Look at you Uchiha, your boss fought head-on with the god of the ninja world for you, but in the end you took advantage of everything and didn't even say anything. You didn't even want your own boss. You deserve to be suppressed by the Konoha Council of Elders. Bah, you are so bloodless."

Uchiha Fuki's Sharingan was opened. If his pregnant wife hadn't held him back, he might have punched him out with a fist. You think he doesn't know about this!What status did they have in Konoha after Uchiha Madara escaped!Isn’t this a stab in the heart?

Raizo didn't care, and drunkenly floated to sit next to Uzumaki Mito, the Senju clan's seat.

At this time, everyone present knew that this guy was not a good bird, and wanted to catch him, but Lei Zang's lightning escape was so fast that he couldn't even see him, so how could he stop him!

Raizo walked up to Uzumaki Mito's feet and smiled mischievously. Uzumaki Mito finally didn't dare to kick him out, although she later felt that it would be better to kick him out.

Raizo smiled evilly, but it couldn't stop his meanness at all.

乛乛

"I heard that no one from your Thousand Hands clan has come out who can use Mudun? Hey, don't worry. Even if you can't use Mudun, you should still be anxious. Isn't it very hard to carry my brother-in-law after he dies? ~You said you are very strong, why don't you go to the battlefield~ Oh~ I forgot that you are a jinchuriki, Konoha does not allow jinchuriki to go to the battlefield~ I can't help it~ Is it the Kyuubi in your belly~ oh oh!"

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"By the way, the last sentence is to calm down. You are widowed at such a young age. What will you do in the next 40 years~"

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After Raizo finished speaking, he quickly avoided the nine-tailed chakra coming out of Mito's body, and quickly ran to the Aburame clan again.

After saying that the Aburame clan has a weak sense of existence and does not have any good resources, and is not liked by others, it is a waste of such strong combat power and can only be used as soy sauce.

Aburame Fukasa was so angry that she was overcome with anger.

And not only was Ang behind him, but even Konoha's ninjas wanted to catch him, but in the end they were either electrocuted or grabbed a handful of air.

It's all chaos!

Raizo shouted as he ran.

"It's better to come to our Kingdom of Thunder and come under my command, so as to save yourself from being treated like a bird in Konoha!"

As soon as these words came out, the third generation was still not popular, but Danzo couldn't help it.

He flew out with a single wind escape.

As a result, Raizo, who was really fast as lightning, had his pants ripped off, and he almost lost control of his bowels when he returned the electricity.

Not only that, but since Danzo is still a fool, Raizo wants to humiliate him!

"Hahahahaha! No wonder you can't give birth to a child, you little idiot!" Raizo pointed at Danzo, who was lying on the ground twitching and laughing so hard that tears came out of his eyes.

o(≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓clap the table and laugh wildly!

Others could only stare angrily.

The thunder in this guy is simply abnormal and unreasonable!Unless the banquet hall is blown up, you can't touch him at all!

Lei Zang moved coquettishly, standing on the table with sparks and lightning all the way.

"Now! I want to sing a song! Salute to my victory, Okumogakure! Oh!"

hold head high"!!!"

This is definitely not a good thing for him!This guy is simply drunk!

Dozens of people below were confused. Do they really need to use the sealing technique? !It will definitely trigger a war!

Wait, why don't we let him finish the trouble...

The third generation looked at each other sadly with the people of Konoha and Kumogakure.

Forget it, isn't it just a song? It's better than him talking nonsense.

As a result, he regretted it the next second!

I saw Lei Zang's mouth full of anger——

"Ah♂ah♂ah♂ah~

Ah♂ah♂ah♂ah~”

This coquettish Kou Shen Kou immediately stunned the people below, and even Danzo stopped shaking. However, this is not the point, Raizo's singing continues!

"Who can be tempted to boldly pick the forbidden fruit~"

"Touched the deepest core~"

Relying on the fruit of thunder, all the beams of Lei Zang's house went up!real!linger!

"The nerve endings set off the alarm~"

"It gradually becomes hot from the inside out~"

I already wanted to die when I held it high.

Kakuzu's wine was poured all over him!

Raizo sang while teasing the young Sannin who came to learn more.

and!Watch!Everyone!mutual!move!

"Stop, I can't stop anymore~"

"I want to ask for more~ crush that pride~"

"Start taking it off...untie him...ah♂ah♂ah♂ah♂ah~"

...

Even many years later, Jiraiya mentioned in his new book the great god who gave him the greatest creative inspiration in his life!

But no matter how much the readers asked, Jiraiya never named that person.

And the legendary earth-shattering song never appeared again...

But Jiraiya knew.

That melody must echo in the hearts of everyone present!

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