Naruto Demon Thor

The silent embarrassment spread between the two...

In the end, Tie Zhu bypassed the topic with a smile and tears.

"If I hadn't said this, where would you be now?"

"If you don't tell me, I've forgotten it. How do you know how to contact me?"

Lei Zang suddenly remembered that as soon as he opened the trading platform, Tiezhu's information arrived. It couldn't be a coincidence.

Tie Zhu waved his hands with a look of hatred on his face, "It's not that there's something wrong with the system. I didn't have the abilities I should have when I got here, so I just followed... Anyway, I only survived by following a big boss."

"Later, after I contacted the system customer service, they said that the ability could not be reversed, and they asked me to find a way on my own. But the guy let it slip, and I realized that the place and ability that we were supposed to teleport to were both wrong. As compensation, I called They told me your contact information." After saying that, he looked at Lei Zang with hatred, "I didn't expect you to be so slow. I waited for five years for you to open the trading platform, and you have been doing this all these years. What are you doing, paddling?"

"..." Yes, he is not the only one who dares to have trouble. "Eh?! You mean that the system has turned us upside down? That means you should be on the Hokage's side! And I should be on the Pirates' side, right?!"

Lei Zang slapped his forehead and suddenly realized it. He said why this game system didn't even have a skill tree, and all the skills had to be developed by oneself. It turned out that the location was transmitted wrong!Who can give you skills even if you don’t connect to the Novice Village mission?

Tiezhu looked even more envious and jealous, "You're so lucky to be in Hokage. The pirates are driving me crazy. The system gave me a six-path body. Damn it, I'll click on it." Let’s learn how to refine chakra first! It’s not like this thing is a devil fruit, no one taught me how dare I do it!”

What can Raizo say? This guy is really unlucky. "Okay, I'll go back to the village in two days and pass the scroll to you. Then I'll teach you how to refine chakra." At this time, the love of companionship comes into play. No matter what, It's a grasshopper on a rope.

"By the way, are you in Konoha now? What year are you in? Have you met Kakashi? Where's Madara?! Where are the Konoha heroes?" Tie Zhu across from him seemed to suddenly realize Raizo's current situation. , the idiot fan who is Hokage immediately went crazy.

"..." I really don't know how to tell him, "I... never arrived in Konoha in the first place."

"Ah? Where have you been if you haven't been to Konoha after passing through Hokage? Don't tell me you're on the moon."

"This..." Raizo organized his words, "I am now Raizo, the son of the first Raikage. Senju Hashirama died not long ago. The time now is the first ninja war, just a few days ago. , I killed Inarika Butterfly in front of Senju Tobirama, I guess your Konoha soul is not very good at my job..."

"..."

I saw that Tie Zhu seemed to be petrified. It was probably because there was too much information and the brain CPU could not run.

I forgot to mention that this guy Tiezhu is a bit like the people from Yunyin Village. He doesn't use his brain to do things that he can do.

"Ahem." Tie Zhu almost choked himself to death, "Damn, I forgot to breathe. Brother, you, you killed someone?"

"..." I almost forgot, there are basically no dead people among the pirates.

He didn't say anything, that was all. It was not forced by the situation.

Tie Zhu didn't pursue the question and simply told him what he knew about the plot.

There was a little hesitation when it came to the information about the Kingdom of Thunder, obviously because he couldn't remember it clearly.

"Is there two brothers in your village, the Golden Horn and the Silver Kaku? These two guys are a bit tough. Pay attention. The Second Raikage and the Second Hokage were both killed by these two guys."

Um? !He really didn't know about this.

Jinjiao Yinjiao and his father, the first generation, belong to different factions. The two rarely see each other twice a year. It is said that they have always been bounty hunters, specializing in assassination missions.

"Well, it's quite dangerous over there. There's also Black and White Zetsu causing trouble. We'll start trading when you return to the village. I'm a revolutionary soldier here now. I have a lot of good things. I'll give them to you together when the time comes. Pass it on."

Ok? !

"Wait!" Lei Zang was shocked, "You went to join the revolutionary army?! How old are you?!" Looking at the video, Tiezhu was not much older than him. The revolutionary army even accepted children?

Tie Zhu: "Hey, that's what happened anyway!" Tie Zhu quickly avoided the topic, "Go back to the village quickly and get the scroll so that we can have a good deal. If you believe it, don't say it. I'll give up."

"Wait! Are you on the Demon Island?" I didn't recognize it at first, but just now a group of men with heavy makeup suddenly passed behind Tiezhu. Lei Zang suddenly thought of the revolutionary soldier Demon King Ivanov. The ladyboy island.

"Tie Zhu! You——"

……

really……

Brother Tiezhu...thank you for your hard work!

……

Lei Zang couldn't help but break into a cold sweat when he thought that the two of them were interchangeable.

Damn, brother, I was almost going to become a transvestite. How can I cultivate? No wonder why he is so fair!

No, I need to take a bath to calm down the shock!

And just when he entered the hot spring hotel affiliated to the Kingdom of Thunder and enjoyed the hot springs, a piece of news reached his ears.

"Hey, did you know that Konoha has announced all the information about the 'Thunder of Clouds and Mists'! The Second Hokage is really cruel. This thing has been known to the ninjas of other countries. Then this 'Thunder of Clouds and Mists' How long can Ray' live?"

"Shh, please keep your voice down. The information says that this little ninja named Raizo can turn into thunder. Doesn't that make him a god?! Anyway, I don't believe it. It's probably made up by the Hokage out of fear of losing face."

The two uncles next door were whispering quietly, and Raizo, who had already controlled the heart network and could receive electromagnetic waves, naturally listened to every word.

The face under the towel suddenly darkened.

This Thousand Hands Tobirama wants to play with me, right? OK, I will play with you to the end!

Lei Zang stopped taking a bath, put on his clothes and went out.

"D, Senju Tobirama dares to trick me and play with public opinion, right? I don't know what I'm best at is writing!"

This is going all out.

……

A week later.

Bajiao Newspaper, which has branches in various countries, suddenly opened a column.

As soon as the title came out, it scared a bunch of people's eyes!It's so annoying!

As soon as this headline came out, the door frame of the Bajiao Newspaper office was smashed! !

The newspaper president only had eight cents to pay Raizo. This man is simply a money printing machine!How did this little melon grow?He just can't come up with such a good idea!

I can’t help but sigh that genius is genius!Be different!

With the scandals surrounding these three powerful men, maybe he will become the richest man in the world in two days!

Lei Zang took a thick wad of banknotes from Boss Bajiao and waved his hand rather coquettishly.

"There are not too many people who will read this thing. Find a few good writers, expand on the few small things I wrote, and publish a special issue or something. I will ensure that you make a lot of money."

"I know, I know, special issues, weekly, monthly, and annual magazines are all arranged. It's all good. If only the writing is good, I'll find a few people who write emotional columns, and add a few to drink and get wet. I really admire you for showing me the story of sharing a bed and one night. You have so many female readers in one go!"

Hey, this guy is so talented!

"Well... I won't read it. You can make up your own mind. It's pretty good. The main reason is that the second Hokage Senju Tobirama couldn't get what he asked for for his brother. Please write more."

"I understand, but sir, does this Hokage really have this intention for his brother as you said?"

"The second generation didn't even have a girlfriend at his age, and he was always at odds with the Uchiha clan. After killing Uchiha Izuna, he forced Uchiha Madara to defect. As far as I know, the second generation's coming-of-age ceremony was the Senju Pillar It was arranged during the period..."

Lei Zang won't talk about it next, it depends on whether the boss's imagination is big enough.

Boss Bajiao said: "Hi-I didn't expect it. This must be the time when the elder brother teaches the younger brother...you know...tsk tsk, you are so young~"

What do I know? !

I don’t understand anything, let me tell you!

Raizo couldn't help but sweat because of Senju Tobirama. It seems that the boss wants to make this story more erotic!

No more, I slipped away.

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